The Kind of Books That Make Your Mom Scold You: Laugh-Out-Loud Reads for the Middle of the Night 妈见骂系列，让你半夜捧腹大笑的书。

1. 851 抱 Sorry, I’m Crazy. Keep Your Weirdness Away 抱歉，我有疯病，诡异勿扰 Hot Pot Tripe火锅涮毛肚Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Dark Fairy Tales + Horror Game + Livestream + Hilarious + No Romance + Unconventional Ending] My name is Shi Yu, and I'm mentally ill. One moment I was asleep, and the next I had been transported into a horror game called “Little Red Riding Hood.” Black smoke was rising from Mom's head, and the cake meant for Grandma had been mixed with an unidentified kind of minced meat... The game was being livestreamed to the entire world in real time. People watched in astonishment as, while the other p 24.2kReads9.3Score3.2kShelves

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   Feng Aotian is awesome. I can't say that about OS. I burst into tears after reading the second book.

2. 852 零 Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃：爹咋哭的比娃响 Attending the Banquet Without Paying a Gift吃席不交份子钱Urban1.4M WordsCompleted As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b 15.2kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves

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   I can't stop when I see it, for fear of being scolded if I laugh too loudly [laughing evilly]

3. 853 规 Rule Horror: They Say I Have Multiple Personalities 规则怪谈：他们说我有多重人格 Eating Pomegranates Without Spitting Out the Seeds吃石榴不吐籽Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy, lighthearted, invincible, bizarre, ever-changing personality] This is the second year of the showdown between humanity and bizarre creatures, and the situation is growing increasingly tense... Bi Yi transmigrates into the body of a man who had jumped to his death. The moment he opens his eyes, he is chosen as a contestant. But his head was damaged in the fall, so he is always getting into trouble. Every day, he loses his memory, goes crazy, then turns around and becomes incredibly obedi 24.4kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves

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   If you go crazy and don't ask for a way out, please remember that the protagonist has multiple personalities, and interprets madness in weird stories. When he gets sick, he can't tell the difference between friend and foe. His strength is unknown, and he becomes stronger when he encounters a strong one!

4. 854 同 My Deskmate Says, 'You're Sitting on My Hair' 同桌说：你压到我头发了 You Are All of My Hometown故里皆你Urban896k WordsCompleted The least noticeable seatmate in class, a helpless girl with no presence at all, becomes the nation's sweetheart ten years later? Gu Yan is reborn in his senior year of high school and gains a System. Chu Weiwei: “You're bullying me.” Gu Yan: “That's because you're so cute. Look, why do I never bully anyone else? I only bully you, right?” Chu Weiwei: “Well… I guess you can't take all the blame. I'm half responsible, too.” By bullying his seatmate, Gu Yan earns all kinds of System rewards and, qu 12.1kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
5. 855 娘 Don't Panic, Wife. I Have a Tiny Bit of Cultivation! 娘子莫慌，其实我有亿点点修为！ Empress666女帝666Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [System + Sign-In + Lying Low + Play the pig to eat the tiger + Leveling up and development] The protagonist, Xiao Fan, was an ordinary Chinese literature graduate who had just left university. His soul transmigrated into the body of a baby who had just died in another world. He became a scholar at thirteen, passed the provincial examination at sixteen, and earned the rank of tribute scholar at seventeen. Then the crown prince selected him to be his study companion. The crown prince, Qin Xuan, w 33.5kReads8.9Score12.9kShelves
6. 856 我 I, I-I-I-I, Am from Different Times and Spaces 我，我我我我我，来自不同时空 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban3.0M WordsCompleted The original novel behind the motion comic Hi, Su Chen [Lighthearted comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Everyday urban life] [No System] I am a zombie with no morals. I am a cold-blooded, ruthless assassin. I am a student with a rotten character. I am an arrogant, spoiled celebrity. I am an immortal consumed by lust. I am a scholar who has lost all humanity. I want to kill myself! I want to stay alive! I want to escape this world! I'm plotting to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior everyone look 35.6kReads9.1Score4.4kShelves
7. 857 穿 After Reincarnating as the Fake Heiress, I Became the Protagonist Group’s Beloved Thanks to Mind Reading 穿成假千金后，被主角团读心团宠 Black Sesame Rice Balls芝麻糊汤圆Modern Romance201k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book and Become the Family Darling]+ [Family Can Hear Her Thoughts]+ [Fortune-Telling and Metaphysics]+ [Goofy Fake Heiress]+ [System in Hand, Gossip Expert] Jiang Yan died... Then Jiang Yan came back to life, only to find she’d transmigrated into a novel as the fake heiress. What?! She and the real heiress are going to switch places? Jiang Yan thinks that’s no problem. Huh?? She’s bonded to a gossip System? With the System in hand, the world is mine! Ahahahahahaha! She can 179Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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   Hiding in the quilt at night and having fun,

8. 858 什 Wait, You’re Calling Me a Demon Lord? 什么你叫我魔头？ Maple in the Ashes灰烬中的枫Eastern Fantasy216k WordsOngoing The protagonist, Lin Xiao, took Zhang Xuefeng's advice and enrolled in civil engineering anyway. Right after graduating, he was mistaken for an ability beast and beaten to death in the street, then his soul transmigrated into a world of swords and magic. Just as Lin Xiao is about to start living the good life, he thinks: Wait, what do you mean I wiped out a whole family as soon as I got here? After Lin Xiao finally manages to escape, he gets struck by heavenly lightning twice in a row. Only then 75Reads—Score—Shelves

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   That's right, I just led you into the trap.

9. 859 家 My Father Is Invincible, So Do as You Please 家父无敌，你们随意 Big-Mouthed Crow大嘴的乌鸦Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing [Passionate Misunderstandings + Lighthearted Comedy + Showing Off in Public + Powerful Backing + A Loving Father and Filial Son!] After transmigrating into a fantasy world, he became the head of a small clan? That would be bad enough, but he also had a “good-for-nothing” son! Facing such a familiar start, Xu Yuan felt utterly hopeless... Fortunately, the [Loving Father System] bound itself to him just in time! But after reading the System's description, Xu Yuan couldn't help falling into de 20.3kReads8.0Score1.5kShelves

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   ❤️In this book, the son gets into trouble with his father and becomes stronger. He takes one step and improves his level crazily. Everyone is surprised. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, actually hides his strength? Pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger?

10. 860 娱 Showbiz: Paparazzi Are People Too, So Show Some Respect 娱乐：狗仔也是人，麻烦尊重一下 Chocolate Donut巧克力甜甜圈Urban837k WordsCompleted A rising young heartthrob is exposed by paparazzi and has his career ruined. Qin Fan, his manager, transmigrates overnight and becomes the hottest celebrity in a parallel world! Before he can enjoy the perks of being a superstar, paparazzi ambush him with relentless, intrusive photos! Furious, Qin Fan decides to turn the tables and fight fire with fire! From then on, Qin Fan does things his own way in the entertainment industry! Qin Fan: Bro, I forgot my wallet when I went out today. Can I borro —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 861 训 Dog Trainer, You Say? Do You Know the True Lord Erlang, the Manifest Sage? 训犬师弱？可知何为二郎显圣真君 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban290k WordsOngoing Chen Xing becomes a once-in-a-century double-class Awakened. The catch is that both of his classes are civilian professions: fisherman and dog trainer. Just when Chen Xing thinks he has no future, he discovers that his class-specific talent is the Eight-Nine Arcane Art. Chen Xing: A pitchfork in my hand, a dog at my side, and the Eight-Nine Arcane Art too? This is a sure win! At the climactic battle, everyone is stunned to see Chen Xing slaughtering the gods with a fish spear in one hand and a d 8.9kReads7.4Score1kShelves
12. 862 火 Naruto: The System Saves Me from Disaster on the Eve of the Uchiha Massacre 火影：灭族前夕，系统救我于水火 Lin Ye Sings of Autumn林叶吟秋Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy for laughs + lighthearted fun + absurd System + everyday life] After work, He Yan got into a big rig and, by accident, ended up in the Hokage world as Sasuke's twin brother. With the night of the clan massacre fast approaching, the good news was... His System had awakened. The bad news was... The System was completely absurd... [Mission 1: You have just arrived in the cultivation world and received a beginner's gift pack. Try defeating the Qingqiu Fox Clan!] “System, is there any chance. 23.4kReads8.5Score2.1kShelves

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    Abstract fun.

13. 863 性 The Transformed Saintess: A Survival Diary on Hell Difficulty 性转圣女：地狱难度求生日记 Fisherman's Delight Ramen渔乐拉面Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [Gender Swap] [Comedy] [Shenanigans] [Absurdity] [Western fantasy farming] “The Saintess carves runes, but how can she keep her dignity? Luo Lan is at her wit's end.” Luo Lan transmigrates into a game world and becomes the debt-ridden Saintess Lolan. From the start, he is branded with a mark of desire, just waiting for him to raise his arms and give a shout before the Empire's nobles line up in droves. But Lolan won't surrender without a fight. No matter how absurd the System gets, he will... Pr 29.6kReads8.6Score4kShelves
14. 864 白 My Lovely, Alluring Senior with a Moonlight-Bai Aura and I Are Dating 白月光学姐又娇又欲，我们恋爱了 Spicy Rabbit Head with a Little Sugar麻辣兔头加点糖Urban499k WordsCompleted [One heroine + no System, no rebirth, no golden finger + sweet everyday urban romance] [I'm not good at writing blurbs, so feel free to give it a try] Wen Ce found that things always got awkward whenever he ran into his beautiful neighbor... Then he noticed that she seemed to be spying on him all the time... At first, he thought it was a misunderstanding. Later, he realized there had never been any misunderstanding at all. It was all part of her plan. But the problem was, she was just too beaut 7.5kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
15. 865 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [The rating just came out, so don't be fooled. Everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Look Kinda Wrong," "Pokemon: From the Start, I Got a Badass Charcadet," and "Pokemon: A Record of the Hero from the Underworld" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No transmigration] + [No rebirth] + [Comedy] + [Regions merge] + [Original elements] + [Daily life] + [Friendship-focused] + [Light novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a P 14.9kReads8.3Score1.8kShelves

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    The ratings have just been released and will probably go up. The protagonists are peers of Ash and Red in the parallel world. They have their own stories, their own combinations, and their own path to being a Pokémon master. There is no system here, no rebirth, and no time travel (if traveling from this world to Xi Cui counts, pretend I didn't say that), the original world view is added with some personal settings. The Pokémon in it are all humane, and the protagonist is full of passion. The story is absolutely wonderful and absolutely funny. Please support and watch!

16. 866 和 I Went on a Variety Show With My Infamous Younger Brother and Became a Star 和黑红弟弟一起上综艺，我爆红 Sweet Rice Wine甜厘酒Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Main Story Complete, Bonus Chapters Now Updating] [Variety Shows + Livestreams + Showbiz + Wealthy Family + Family Bonds + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scum + Scandal-Plagued Younger Brother + Overpowered, Arrogant, Unrestrained CEO Heroine] Qin Chaoyue had a dream. In the dream, her biological younger brother was hounded by scandals and jumped to his death. Not long after, she died too, and their vast business empire fell into someone else's hands. When she woke up, Qin Chaoyue immediately kicke 6kReads8.8Score881Shelves

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    Funny, cute, brother-sister relationship, super gentle heroine, sapiosexual

17. 867 降 An Eldritch God Descends: First, Kidnap the Valkyrie 降临即邪神，开局绑架女武神 A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy809k WordsCompleted [Cthulhu + lighthearted + funny + absurd + eerie + everyday life] Lin En transmigrated into a monster from the subspace, but before he could show off his abilities, he was cornered at his own doorstep and brutally slaughtered by an ascended Valkyrie for ten years. To escape that Valkyrie’s relentless pursuit, Lin En devoted himself to his studies for ten years, enduring humiliation and bearing the burden in silence. At last, he suppressed her in a little dark room in a single day. From then on, 52.2kReads8.7Score6.5kShelves
18. 868 说 Weren’t We Supposed to Be a Team of Useless Losers? Why Are We All Badasses? 说好的废物小队呢，怎么全员狠人 Tang Jiuy ao棠九尧Sci-Fi & Apocalypse819k WordsCompleted Sui Qi transmigrates into an interstellar world as a vicious, lovesick woman with a terrible reputation and five million in debt. She’s about to take part in a 21-day survival challenge in the apocalypse. If she succeeds, she’ll win ten million interstellar coins, enough to pay off her debt and live out the rest of her life doing nothing. The problem is, no one will team up with her, and the game can’t start without four players. But every player gives her a wide berth, so Sui Qi decides to rely 113kReads9.1Score22.4kShelves

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    [Laughing] I kept reading the book after opening it, even staying up late to read it, because I was scolded for staying up all night... All of them are heroines with vicious tongues, ① Interstellar mode survival challenge, with the heroine Sui Qi, it is a different kind of story [laughing] ② Ruan Xianxian, who empties his ancestral graves and goes to the countryside, is the real world reward!

19. 869 霍 The Mysterious Black Cat of Hogwarts 霍格沃茨的诡秘黑猫 Cat Mage猫法师Male-Channel Fanfiction913k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + turned into a cat + Lovecraftian elements + one pairing with Hermione + cozy slice of life] Original title: Hogwarts' Mysterious Black Cat. The protagonist isn't a saint, and pretty much everyone is smart enough to know what they're doing. An Eastern mystical cat carrying mysterious powers transmigrates into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts at school. I really want to eat one. Dementors taste great, and Voldemort is the main course. No escaping that! Centaurs: “The end of bea 1kReads9.5Score137Shelves
20. 870 替 Take My Cousin's Place in the Countryside? I'll Empty the Whole Family's Ancestral Tombs and Dance 替堂妹下乡？搬空全家祖坟蹦迪 God of Wealth's Dark Moonlight财神黑月光Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Period setting + reborn revenge + making money and causing trouble + born to stir up chaos] In her previous life, Ruan Xianxian took her cousin's place in the countryside, then returned to the city and married the fiancé her cousin no longer wanted. She thought she'd found salvation, but what awaited her was endless patience and scheming. A heartless grandfather, a cousin who stole her golden finger, and a husband who outsourced his affection made for one bizarre family. Only when a speeding tr 78.2kReads9.0Score4.9kShelves
21. 871 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 21.5kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves

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    I bought these books from Laughing Mouse. I couldn't stop laughing in bed while reading them.

22. 872 六 The Sixties: The Supporting Actress Works Herself to the Bone and Outshines the Lucky Female Lead 六零，对照组女配卷死锦鲤女主 Moonless Young Master无月公子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + comedy + pocket dimension + punishing scumbags + troublemaker heroine + face-slapping + satisfying read + goofy humor + romance] A chaotic, hilarious career story, not a formulaic one. The heroine is cunning, scheming, unhinged, and becomes an official. It’s hell mode from the start: the original host was beaten to death by her awful grandmother, and less than two minutes after transmigrating, she was kicked into the hospital by her awful father. Cheng Miaomiao opens and close 10.7kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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    🍏Wow, in the first book, I really like the heroine's thoughts. I will never use my own thoughts internally. If it makes me unhappy, then you won't be happy either. I laughed from the beginning to the end... 💜💜The second book was really heart-wrenching. The heroine is so interesting and so sad. The knife was put on his neck just after he traveled through time because he was dressed as a little palace maid who climbed into the tyrant's bed. He was caught by the tyrant and was trembling [Adoration] [Grief]

23. 873 注 Warning! The Adorable Little Zombie Is Out, All Zombies Stand Aside 注意！软萌小丧尸出行，众尸退避 Writing Sauce码字酱Sci-Fi & Apocalypse382k WordsCompleted [Goofy Zombie Heroine + Flesh-and-Blood Evolution + Immortal Body + Powerful Badass] Chu Ge is completely useless, so she voluntarily sticks her hand into a zombie's mouth. Following the philosophy that if you can't beat them, join them, she figures she'll save herself at least thirty years of trouble. She finally gets her wish and joins the zombie horde, contributing her share to the apocalypse. She'd planned to become a mindless, shambling corpse. But heaven has it in for her: somehow, she tur 9.1kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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    Super funny story, the male protagonist has a broken leg and talks about his lack of integrity, but in fact he loves her so much

24. 874 摄 The Regent's Beloved Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old: Sweet, Fierce, and Adorable 摄政王的团宠三岁半甜凶奶萌 Yu Sheng Liao Liao渔生了了Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Beloved Little Darling, Hilarious Chaos, Coming-of-Age, Naive at First and Wildly Imaginative Later] After transmigrating, Mu Yaoyao became the little baby of a ruthless regent, and she could understand animals. The timid little girl was afraid of dying, so she tried to keep her head down. Then she was surprised to discover that her father doted on her to no end, and her brothers loved her to pieces! Meanwhile, rumors were spreading all over the capital that she was a menace to the country! Hea 661Reads8.9Score104Shelves

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    The regent went to court with his three-year-old daughter in his arms. In order to avenge his father, Xiaotuanzi secretly dragged her into the memorial. The emperor was almost furious until he found out that it was the little princess who did it and started to snatch the baby away [laughter] [laughter]

25. 875 闺 Best Friends Transmigrate to the 1970s! One Marries the Uncle, the Other the Nephew, and They Live Across the Hall 闺蜜一起穿七零！嫁舅甥，住对门 Qian Yu黔渔Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Military Marriage + Period Setting + Both Male Leads Are Devoted + Sweet Romance + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Family Life + Funny Early on] Wen Tang and her best friend Chi Yue found a novel about a real and fake heiress on a fiction website. Unlike other stories of its kind, the two heiresses weren't rivals but helped each other. They went to the countryside together, got married together, and even married an uncle and his nephew. Then they built their fortunes togethe 8.6kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
26. 876 穿 I Became the Villain's Mom and Went Viral on a Parenting Show with My Antics 穿成反派亲妈，我靠沙雕爆红娃综 The Great Attacker of Bikini Bottom比奇堡大总攻Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Villainess + Transmigrate into a Book + Face-Slapping + Celebrity Parenting Livestream] Leng Qingqing, a top agent who retired from the Quick Transmigration Bureau, transmigrates into a book as the abusive mother of a cannon-fodder character, destined to be the young villain's downfall. At this point, the little villain is on the verge of turning evil! No need to panic. With a child in one hand and a variety-show contract in the other, Leng Qingqing sets off to film a parenting show. 22kReads8.9Score2.9kShelves

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    The heroine is super crazy, a novel that will make you laugh in the middle of the night

27. 877 八 The 1980s: A Cherished Darling Rushing Toward Wealth 八零捷报团宠娇娇向钱冲 Si Jiao Jiao肆饺饺Modern Romance2.5M WordsOngoing [Period setting + building wealth + doted on by everyone + native-born heroine + social butterfly + powerful figures + one-on-one romance] Before she turned fifteen, Shi Xiangxiang was stolen as a newborn. Her adoptive parents were denounced and sent down to the countryside, leaving her, though still so young, to shoulder the burden of feeding the whole family. After she turned fifteen, her adoptive sister, who had been reborn with a golden finger, returned in defeat after struggling her way t 40kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
28. 878 皇 The Prince Won't Hold Back 皇叔不经撩 June六月Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of Yue Xia's novel The Beloved 2: The Beloved Fierce Wife is now streaming on Hongguo, while The Beloved 1: The Unruly Imperial Uncle is currently a hit. In a bonus scene at the end of The Beloved 2, Chen Jinning, the peach-blossom general Song Xixixi, and Luo Jinshu, Chief Director of the Heavenly War Medical Bureau, meet up in a crossover. The Chief Director of the Heavenly War Medical Bureau transmigrates into the orphan Luo Jinshu of the Great Yan Dynasty. As soon 20kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves

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    Hahahahahahaha, the heroine has an obscure robot assistant [cover face] [cover face] with a strange brain circuit, and the words he says can cause thunder and lightning to kill people [cover face] [cover face] [cover face]

29. 879 大 Great Ming: I, Zhu Wenzheng, Am the Eldest Grandson of the Main Branch 大明，我朱文正乃长房长孙 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical913k WordsOngoing Zhu Wenzheng was the true eldest grandson of the Zhu family, and its strongest fighter. Yet he died of depression at a young age. While out fishing, Li Ergou gets into a traffic accident and somehow transmigrates into the Ming Dynasty, into the body of Zhu Wenzheng, who has been gravely wounded in the Battle of Hongdu. The moment he remembers that Zhu Wenzheng’s fate is to be placed under house arrest until his death, Li Ergou feels his whole world crumbling. No way! I have to change my fate. I 124Reads7.3Score104Shelves
30. 880 被 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂？我妈逆袭翻红！ Jie Ma介麻13k WordsCompleted My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again! 92Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny collection!! On the shelves!!! On the shelves!!!

31. 881 大 First-Year Internship—And You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters?! 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 604.8kReads9.5Score54.5kShelves

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    🐳🐳I have no money at the end of the month, so I searched on my mobile phone [How to live a week with five yuan] [Can I still drink instant noodle soup that has been stored for two days? Can I eat less if I sleep more? ] [How about roasting some maggots? ] Finally, I dug into the ashtray, found the longest butt, and while smoking, I cursed myself, why the hell did I pour water.

32. 882 极 The Supreme Bliss Dual Cultivation Art 极乐合欢功 Jiang Yang007江洋007Eastern Fantasy3.0M WordsOngoing The Hehuan Sect in this book has four peaks: Seven Emotions Peak, Six Desires Peak, Yin-Yang Peak, and Hehuan Peak. Together, the four main peaks form the phrase “Seven Emotions and Six Desires, Yin and Yang in Hehuan.” Lu Xing’s aunt is the master of Seven Emotions Peak, and our story begins there... [Maximum pampering, an ultimate schemer, wonderfully vivid characters, and a top-notch plot. Dear readers, come on in! The author is waiting for you!] 12.8kReads8.7Score905Shelves

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    The author of Poujie activated the weird system of "getting cash back when you spend money on the spirited girl", and "Lao Deng" who had no money to eat was forced to start a counterattack of "spending money = making money"! The spirited girl, the high-street emperor, the self-disciplined boy, and the top young girl take turns to appear, and the money-making operations are so sexy that the roles collide and the jokes are intensive. The plot takes "cash back after spending money" to a new level. There are no complicated plots, only light-hearted and funny counterattacks with money and carnivals with weird characters. For readers who like cool writing and systematic flow, this book will definitely be your source of happiness. You won't be able to stop reading it!

33. 883 开 Starting with The Voice, a Demon King of the Music Scene Is Born 开局好声音歌坛魔王降世 Heart-Hunting Scoundrel猎心贼肝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted [Entertainment, daily life, one female lead, sweet romance, competition, charity] Five chapters updated punctually every day at midnight. Come by and follow along! Against the backdrop of a cultural war, Xiao Bang, who transmigrates and returns from studying abroad, draws on the entertainment culture of the entire Earth. Together with his friends, he competes on the international stage and rises to become the greatest superstar. His current titles include God of Song, Guqin Master, Piano Master, 33.6kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves

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    This one. The main reason is that some jokes are used smoothly and are not funny for the sake of being funny. But it's really not a bad thing to say.

34. 884 大 Great Ming: My Uncle Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明我大伯是朱元璋 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical1.2M WordsCompleted He was Zhu Yuanzhang’s most trusted nephew. He was also the person who gave Zhu Yuanzhang the biggest headache. He loved to play the rascal, and though people could beat and scold him, they couldn’t kill him. After all, he was the only son of Zhu Yuanzhang’s second elder brother. But this guy really was a troublemaking lout who drove the entire court crazy: he tricked Old Zhu, conned Young Zhu, and loved beating up Zhu Laosi. 27.1kReads8.8Score1kShelves

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    Although the update is slow, it is really funny

35. 885 我 I Went to Cultivate Immortality After Failing the College Entrance Exam 我，高考落榜后去修仙 Salted Fish Emperor咸鱼大帝Urban2.7M WordsCompleted After failing the college entrance exams, Lin En awakened a Tycoon Cultivation System. “Ding! The System has issued a task: Host, break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within five minutes!” “Task failure penalty: 999 Nine-Turn Divine Soul Pills and one Immortal's Training Ground!” Lin En figured he could only grit his teeth and accept the penalty for failing this task! “Ding! The System has issued another task: Break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within ten minutes! Failure will result in 13.8kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves

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    This is very funny, especially when it comes to the mung bean eyes. The rating is a bit low but there are a lot of laughs.

36. 886 从 After Graduating from a Top University, I Turned Around and Took a Security Job 从985名校出来，转头扎进保安岗 Jie Ma介麻33k WordsCompleted Graduated from a top-tier 985 university, then turned around and took a security guard job 93Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 887 我 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 Southwest Mushroom西南蘑菇菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 43.1kReads8.7Score4.4kShelves

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    It's very abstract and very funny, it's about love.

38. 888 为 Pretending to Be a Fool to Protect Myself 为了自保装傻子 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical521k WordsCompleted Li Ergou transmigrated to an era of the Ming Dynasty that never existed, only to discover that his long-dead grandfather had also been a transmigrator. His grandfather had left him an incredibly wealthy estate, along with soldiers, money, and power. He was even related to the imperial family, and his father was a staunch loyalist to the emperor. The only problem was that the crown prince couldn’t stand him. Thinking about all this left Li Ergou feeling helpless. He had nothing but a bit of stren 3kReads8.1Score100Shelves
39. 889 摆 A Slacker at Work, Who Stumbled into the Rich-People Fast Lane 摆烂打工人，误闯富人赛道 Jie Ma介麻72k WordsCompleted A slacker office worker accidentally wanders into the rich kids’ world 32Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 890 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 27.2kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves

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    Very funny!! This book will definitely make you laugh until your stomach hurts! In the middle of the night, I laughed like a goose [got it] [got it] [exploration] screamed and beat the bed, the laughter is so dense that it is suffocating, and there are many jokes, [exploration] [exploration] [get it] If you have a low laugh point, be careful, and if you have a high laugh point, be prepared to laugh out your abs!! Strong recommendation, strong recommendation!!

41. 891 九 Nine Dragons Haul the Coffin! A One-Stop Funeral Service for the Primordial World 九龙拉棺！洪荒丧葬一条龙 Can't Show Off Seafood不能炫海鲜Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted He transmigrates as Randeng and awakens the one-stop funeral services System. As long as he buries all living beings, he can become a saint through accumulated virtue. But Randeng doesn't give the System the time of day. Instead, he immediately starts sucking up to Hongjun. “Saint Hongjun, please allow us to honor you as our Dao Ancestor.” “Dao Ancestor, you're just like the parents who gave me a second life. I want to take you as my adoptive father!” “Adoptive Father, your child suggests establ 11.1kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
42. 892 败 Loser Heroine, Please Get a Grip. I Just Want to Be Your Guy Best Friend 败犬女主请自重，我只想当男闺蜜 Give Me a Piece of What You're Eating吃的给我掰点Urban1.3M WordsOngoing [Meme Humor] + [Here for the Fun] + [Snark] + [Chasing Her Husband to the Crematorium] + [School Life] + [Healing] + [Love Triangle Chaos] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [No Consolation for the Losing Heroines] My name is Su Zhe, and I'm surrounded by losing heroines. I think snarking on them is more fun than trying to save them. A timid, socially anxious heiress, an insecure and sensitive class monitor with a surprising side, and an abstract girl who seems optimistic: each has something they just ca 52.6kReads9.2Score5.6kShelves
43. 893 我 The Girl I Control Is Becoming an Old One 我操作的少女正在成为旧日之主 Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [This novel has been contracted for print publication: cosmic horror + amber-style cultivation + villain protagonist + no System + decisive killing + black humor + deranged + single female lead + sequence containment] Xu Fei: “In the twenty-second century, all you need is a helmet with a brain-computer interface to experience a fully immersive game with realistic physical sensations.” “You ask why I chose this starting character? Naturally, because she’s a beautiful girl... Oh, no, naturally, be 838.2kReads9.5Score89.6kShelves
44. 894 最 The Ultimate Counselor System: Saving Fragile College Students 最强辅导员系统，拯救脆皮大学生 Dancing Moon, Flying Snow舞月飞雪Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Meme-Filled + Livestreaming + Fragile College Students + Iron-Fisted Counselors + One Heroine!] P.S. If you think this book is to your taste, please leave it a five-star review! Many thanks! Iron-fisted counselors are rare, but fragile college students keep appearing year after year! Whoever said being a college counselor was easy must be an idiot. My life as a counselor is more exciting than an agent's, with me walking the knife's edge on campus! Yang Yu, a rich second-generation h 1kReads8.7Score127Shelves

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    Remember, if mom beats you with a stick, just lie down and pretend to be dead!

45. 895 你 You All Chase After the Heroine? I’ll Marry the Demon Queen! 你们都追女主？那女魔头我娶走了 Paper Parcel纸包Eastern Fantasy3.9M WordsOngoing [One heroine + everyday affection + guaranteed sweetness + cultivation system + grand setting] Shen Yi'an transmigrates into a rather outrageous novel. Born into the world, he discovers that he’s the original protagonist, the one with a massive green hat hanging over his head: the Sixth Prince of the Great Qian Dynasty, His Highness Prince Chu! The second, third, fourth, and nth male leads all like the heroine. Whoever wants that whole field of green can have it. I don’t. You’re all going after 107.3kReads9.3Score7.8kShelves

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    Familiar villain, different male protagonist, a single female protagonist🍀🍀🍀Someone else traveled through time to chase the female protagonist, the male protagonist picked up the villain's wife and ran away, laughing so hard, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 🔥🔥🔥The female protagonist was the biggest villain in her previous life, the male protagonist came through time travel, and the female devil held her in her arms and doted on her fiercely. ⭐️⭐️⭐️The male protagonist has many identities, and you will not be bored if you slowly reveal them layer by layer.

46. 896 英 I’m a Hero, but I’ve Ended Up on the Streets, Kept by the Demon King 英雄的我流落街头，被魔王包养了 The Starving Turtle饿死的龟Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Everyday life] [One heroine] [Plenty of sweetness] “My name is Lin En. I'm a hero... or rather, I used to be one.” In the ruins, a radio crackled to life: “Hero Lin En has killed his former comrades! The Hero Association launched a desperate assault, but all thirteen S-rank heroes were wiped out... The Federation has sentenced Lin En for crimes against humanity! Wanted throughout the Federation!” On a stormy night, the retired Demon King Keliya opened the door. Her mortal enemy 48.8kReads9.4Score7.3kShelves

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    Familiar villain, different male protagonist, a single female protagonist🍀🍀🍀Someone else traveled through time to chase the female protagonist, the male protagonist picked up the villain's wife and ran away, laughing so hard, hahahahaha 🔥🔥🔥The female protagonist was the biggest villain in her previous life, the male protagonist came through time travel, and the female devil held her in her arms and doted on her fiercely. ⭐️⭐️⭐️The male protagonist has many identities, and you will not be bored if you slowly reveal them layer by layer.

47. 897 德 Li Tiandi, Revered by All 德高望重李天帝 Waves in the Deep Sea深海浪花Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Complete. Enjoy!] Li Qinghai transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation and discovered that whenever he died, he could be reborn and gain a fortuitous opportunity. So Li Qinghai began doing everything he could to get himself killed. When he saw senior disciples bullying women while junior disciples bowed and scraped, Li Qinghai stepped forward and loudly berated them. When he saw sect elders throwing their weight around while all the disciples trembled in silence, Li Qinghai stepped forwa 8.1kReads8.1Score757Shelves

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    Just laugh!!

48. 898 开 Live-Streaming Honor of Kings from the Start: Making the Nation's Goddess Cry 开局直播王者：虐哭国民女神 Snowfall Through the Ages千秋落雪Sports640k WordsOngoing [Dominating the game + turning the music scene upside down + the campus belle chasing him + easygoing daily life] Qiao Yuxi, “the nation’s goddess, idol singer, and sweetest campus belle,” is invited to become the official spokesperson for Honor of Kings. On the day of her livestream debut, two top-ranked players show up to protect her! Fans across the internet scramble to match with the goddess, crashing eight hundred servers! [Match Begins] The two top-ranked players: “A ranked match? This is 360Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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    Absolutely beautiful. Guarantee your reading time with me.

49. 899 说 He Was Supposed to Be a Hooligan, but Ended Up as Reba’s Husband 说好的流氓，结果成了热芭的老公 A Letter Impossible to Deliver锦书难托Urban540k WordsCompleted Lin Yi transmigrated to a parallel world. Though he became blind, he awakened a System. Once he accumulated one hundred million popularity points, he could regain his sight. After finally saving up enough money to buy a guitar, he happened to run into Dilraba at a music store. Thinking a creep was spying on her, Dilraba fought back and smashed the protagonist’s guitar! When she learned the protagonist was blind, she was completely dumbfounded. Feeling guilty, Dilraba began secretly following the 10.7kReads8.7Score600Shelves
50. 900 校 The School Beauty's Rebellious Zombie Bodyguard 校花的反骨僵尸保镖 Jiang Yi僵一Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Campus belle + school + zombies + ancient martial arts + cultivators + soul generals] Jiang Huai is cycling back to the county town at dusk when he accidentally plunges off a cliff. When he wakes up again... He finds himself in a completely new parallel world, where he is determined to be a zombie who fights for justice! 351Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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