The Kind of Books That Make Your Mom Scold You: Laugh-Out-Loud Reads for the Middle of the Night 妈见骂系列，让你半夜捧腹大笑的书。

1. 901 我 The Half-Demon Young Master of My Family Never Plays by the Rules 我家半妖少主从来不讲武德 San Jiu Ling三久零Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy] [Single heroine] [Passionate] [Coming of age] [Family] [No System, no brainless plot] [The protagonist’s personality changes gradually; don’t read if that’s not for you] A young man from Huaxia, with a pair of swords in hand. One sword severs souls! One sword smites evil! He’s a little unscrupulous, but not too much! With the body of a half-demon, he cuts through every obstacle. And becomes an unrivaled demon king! But... You’re a demon king, for crying out loud. Can’t you do any 18.9kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
2. 902 西 Journey to the West: Breaking the Mold and Making the Buddha Cry 西游：反套路气哭如来 I Just Love Eating Meat就是喜欢吃肉Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Ridiculous] [Anti-Trope] Sun Xiaowu transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West as the yet-to-be-born Stone Monkey, and obtains the strongest Anti-Trope System. He manually adjusts the time of his birth, emerging three hundred years early and leaving the Buddha utterly stunned. From then on, Sun Xiaowu refuses to play by the rules. He won't become the Monkey King... He won't go seek a master... He won't wreak havoc in Heaven... Sun Xiaowu: I had no choice before. 732Reads9.0Score109Shelves

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   I really can't help but laugh. I can lose twenty pounds after reading this book.

3. 903 都 Urban: The Prodigal Turns Over a New Leaf, and the Nation Calls on Me to Crack a Major Case 都市：浪子回头，国家请我破大案 Codonopsis-Stewed Chicken党参炖鸡Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [The new book, Jianghu: I Became a Big Shot by Selling Goods to the System, is now available. Readers are welcome to check it out and share their thoughts.] They say that nine times out of ten, life doesn't go as planned, and that people are born to suffer. But Zhang Yang doesn't agree. He was abandoned at the gate of an orphanage as a child, but fortunately, he met a kind-hearted director. Fate had other plans, though: to make a living, he became a universally despised pickpocket. Then, by chan 25.6kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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   The protagonist accidentally walked into the camera and became a hit on the whole network🔥🔥🔥Highly recommended, super funny, I couldn't stop laughing 🍁🍁🍁Zhang Chang never expected that he would be broken into by an official officer just after washing his feet. 🍀🍀🍀The muzzles of six black guns were pressed against his forehead. He was frightened and didn't know why. Is it illegal to wash feet?

4. 904 三 Three Kingdoms: I Can Give Others Stat Points 三国：我能给别人加点 Liu Tiezhu刘铁柱Historical2.0M WordsCompleted Xu Kun transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and gets a System that lets him add points to other people. From then on, the Three Kingdoms take a different path. Cao Cao: “Zhuge Liang is unbeatable. None of our men can match him. Who will save me?” Sima Yi: “Zhang Fei is so cunning he seems almost supernatural. Generals, don't fall for his tricks.” Liu Bei: “A Dou, stop working so hard. You'll have me completely sidelined at this rate.” Xu Kun: “Don't worry, my lord. I'll make the Han great aga 18.8kReads8.6Score2.3kShelves

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   The ultimate bad mouth, excellent enjoyment.

5. 905 劳 My Entire Clan Is Right Here! Come and Kill Us, You Dog Emperor! 劳资九族就在这！狗皇帝你来砍！ The Invincible Big Monkey无敌大吗喽Historical631k WordsOngoing Cao Hua spent his whole life working hard without ever achieving financial freedom. After dying unexpectedly while saving someone, he is reborn as the head of a minor clan at the end of the Great Qing Dynasty. He thinks he'll have to spend the rest of his life in this backward ancient era, but then he suddenly awakens the [Clan Members Keep Chopping] System. Every time a clan member dies, he can randomly exchange them for a modern item. If his entire clan is executed, he can return to his old wo 246Reads7.4Score106Shelves
6. 906 大 Great Ming: I Beg the Emperor to Punish Me Every Day, and Zhu Yuanzhang Is Losing It 大明：我天天死谏，朱元璋人麻了 An Qianjun of Lu Heshan陆河山的安千君Historical1.5M WordsCompleted On the eve of Crown Prince Zhu Biao's death, Lin Hao unexpectedly transmigrates to the Ming Dynasty and becomes a censor. He also activates a time-travel System: if Zhu Yuanzhang executes him, he'll return to the modern world and enjoy the pinnacle of life. Lin Hao embarks on a reckless campaign to get himself killed. He lambastes Old Zhu for ruining the country, declaring that the maritime bans, the Ancestral Instructions of the Ming Dynasty, the civil service examinations based on the Eight-Le 13.5kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
7. 907 H Harry Potter: After Being Forced to Bond with Snape HP：被迫绑定斯内普后 Splendid Empire繁华江山Two Male Leads417k WordsCompleted [Completed] [The protagonist uses the Killing Curse’s green light to see and Fiendfyre to skin snakes] [Snape pairing / HP subversion / GGAD / Thesewt / Fantastic Beasts / everyone’s favorite / Slytherin / unhinged fiction / here for the fun / System story] I transmigrated into a Slytherin first-year in an HP fanfic, and things blew up from the start! With my English score of 30, I cast the Killing Curse at The Chosen One during Defense Against the Dark Arts! My wand went flying, Snape’s face tu 985Reads6.6Score145Shelves

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   Very abstract, especially the first one

8. 908 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know 斩神：人家是水灵灵的河神哟 Flying Cat崩飞猫Male-Channel Fanfiction1.6M WordsOngoing [Slaying the Gods + roleplay + River God + conceptual deity + goofy humor + stealing the spotlight + near-invincible + shamelessly unbothered] [The highest-rated Slaying the Gods fanfic. Add it to your bookshelf so you don’t lose your way!] He Fan transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods. The bad news: He runs into a Faceless and nearly bites the dust. The good news: He awakens the [God-Tier Roleplay System]. From the start, he plays the River God. Once his roleplay reaches certain 29.3kReads9.3Score3.5kShelves
9. 909 表 Rejected After Confessing to the Campus Beauty, I Get a Marriage Proposal from Her Best Friend 表白校花被拒，我被校花闺蜜求婚 Autumn Waters, Lasting Love秋水长情Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Rejected from the start + gorgeous older sister + super-sweet romance] Lin Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and returns to college, where he confesses to the campus belle. Lin Yu: “Campus belle, will you be my girlfriend?” The campus belle remains expressionless. Another desperate simp? Her goal is to marry into a wealthy family. “Sorry, we’re not right for each other.” Just as Lin Yu is secretly delighted by his failure, a stunning older woman approaches the campus belle. “Hey, handsome, d 8.8kReads9.0Score1kShelves

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   🍅This book really cannot be read in crowded places, nor can it be read while eating or drinking. I suggest you not to watch it. I suffer this pain silently by myself [face covering]

10. 910 七 The 1970s Military Marriage: The Charming Army Wife Raises Kids and Wins Her Husband's Heart 七零军婚：俏军嫂养崽撩夫日常 Dawn Breaks in the East东方既白Modern Romance369k WordsCompleted [No golden finger + second male lead takes the lead + fictional period setting] [Short drama now streaming] Xiao Qingru doesn't want to raise someone else's child, so she breaks off her engagement to her childhood sweetheart. Just as she's getting ready to focus on her career, she's targeted by a hothead from the capital. Xu Muzhou is the youngest and most promising pilot. The first time he meets her, he falls in love at first sight with his good friend's younger sister. When he hears she's alre 19.6kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves
11. 911 游 Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园：人在前面飞，魂在后面追 March 9三月9Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On 5.7kReads9.4Score633Shelves
12. 912 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 153.7kReads9.3Score16.5kShelves

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    Zhang Yang woke up and found that he had participated in the "All-Pro Superstar" reality show, and his first job was an online ride-hailing driver. Female passenger: "Master, how far can your car go with one liter of gas?" Zhang Yang: "I won't run away when I'm angry." Female passenger: "My first kiss boyfriend keeps looking for me, am I too attractive?" Zhang Yang: "First kiss? Keep looking for you? Your dentures fell out of your mouth.

13. 913 让 You're Supposed to Do Evil, Not Do Away with Evildoers! 让你做恶，不是让你做掉恶人啊喂 Make This Monk Your Core请以贫僧为核Urban873k WordsOngoing [Traditional high-level martial arts + memes + sharp tongue + comedy + clever plotting + one heroine] Xu Yuan transmigrates unexpectedly to Planet Earth, where divine martial arts reign supreme. A Crime List appears in his mind. As long as he commits evil, he earns Crime Points and can climb the rankings to claim rewards. The higher his rank, the greater the rewards. Xu Yuan thinks, So I'm supposed to become a scumbag? What about my family? But he soon discovers that doing good deeds actually de 25.6kReads8.7Score2.4kShelves

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    [Planted] Traveling to the world of divine martial arts, I thought I was going to start the road to dominance, but a list of evil spirits popped up in my mind. Do I have to do evil to accumulate sin points to get rewards? Xu Yuan shouted outrageously: "I'm here to be a hero, not a scumbag!" So, facing the gangster, he drew his sword and threatened to "do good, otherwise there will be a bloody disaster"; when he met the big villain, he sent him on his way. What other tricks can this strange way of "doing evil" come up with? Let's take a guess in the comment section!

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