The Reborn Koi Spirit's Laid-Back Revenge

【Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + Face-Slapping Comeuppance + Ultimate Love Triangle】 In my previous life, I was the hardest-working koi spirit in the Three Realms. I changed a scumbag's fate against all odds, only to have my demon core ripped out. Reborn at an audition, I decided to slack off on the spot: "Good luck? Whoever wants it can have it!" But then... I dozed off while they were choosing the center, and a stage chandelier landed squarely on the mentor who'd been gaslighting me; During a livestream sales pitch, I flopped around like a dead fish, and three sentences later had a top-tier star doing the splits on the spot: "Sis! Please stop slacking off! I'll give you half the sales!" And the craziest part was when I took my "Koi's Wrath" to a variety show: #A Certain Star Slacks Her Way Into Becoming A National Intangible Cultural Heritage Successor# #A Certain Dead Fish Summons The Thunder God And Lightning Goddess On A Livestream, Making The Legal Affairs Show# #A Certain Queen Of Slacking Makes The Civil Affairs Bureau Weld Its Doors Shut Overnight# The old geezer who showed up with a marriage contract stared at the 999+ golden rays of merit on my profile, then suddenly began undoing his shirt buttons: "The debt my wife owed in her previous life is due in this one, isn't it?" I slapped the marriage contract into Have You Been Scammed Today? and said, "See? This is a new kind of pig-butchering scam!" 【Reader's Guide】 ◆A sharp-tongued queen of slacking × a straight-laced man who walks right into the trap ◆The heroine's wild schemes: taking the path to godhood while acting like a dead fish ◆The hero's desperate pursuit: he chases her until he turns himself into a public-service legal case