Funny Stories These Days Have All Turned into Purely Derivative Mashups 现在的搞笑文都变成纯纯融梗文了
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You're a Mighty One, Female Side Character Who Heals Mentally Ill People 治愈神经病的女配你威武雄壮
Inside a romance novel about a man desperately trying to win back his wife. The male lead loves the supporting female character at first. He neglects and mistreats the heroine because of her. Later, the villain captures both women and makes the male lead choose between them. Without hesitation, he chooses the supporting female character. Unexpectedly, the heroine's heart turns to ash, and she throws herself into the abyss. The male lead realizes his mistake, falls to the dark side, and goes on a
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The Whole Internet Is Shipping Them! But I Photoshopped the Marriage Certificate 全网磕爆!但结婚证是我P的
[Book 2 of the Series] [Two Male Leads / Older-Man Pampering / Marriage First, Love Later / Variety Show Livestream] [Top-Tier Star Bottom x Powerful Beijing Circle Top] He debuted as a genius singer at nineteen, but was completely blacklisted at twenty for offending the wrong people. Shi Ming gave a cold laugh. “I’m tired. Let’s burn it all down.” Then he took the whole company down with him At a banquet, he sank his teeth into Gu Jiujing, the living King of Hell whom nobody in all of Beijing d
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- 453 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者,嫌疑人都爱上我 [Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear 10kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves
- 454 Hey, Buddy, Can We Talk? Send Me 50 好兄弟,打个商量,V我50 [Showbiz + Two Top-Tier Stars] Lou Xian and Zhan Chizhuo, one a Best TV Actor and the other a Best Actor, had the looks, the character, and the acting chops. They could have debuted on their looks and talent alone, but instead they chose the path of comedy. They'd grown up together, and Zhan Chizhuo was born just over ten hours before Lou Xian. Because of that tiny age gap, Zhan Chizhuo had always indulged Lou Xian, dutifully acting as his good big brother. “You were born before me, so you h 2.1kReads9.3Score324Shelves
- 455 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八 [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.2kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
- 456 The Junior Sister Leads the Entire Sect to Become Villains 小师妹她带着全宗门当反派 Yu Shuangshuang transmigrated into a cultivation novel full of admirers. Every named male supporting character in the book was one of the female lead’s fish. She, on the other hand, was a cannon-fodder supporting character. In the future, one of the female lead’s suitors would kill her just to curry favor with the heroine… Yu Shuangshuang: “…” She decided it would be best to lie low in a small sect and quietly grow stronger. But every single person in the sect was a genius, and every one of 3.3kReads9.1Score441Shelves
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The Villain's Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old: If Dad Won't Rebel, I'll Do It 反派幼崽三岁半,爹不造反我来干
[Adored by everyone + feel-good power fantasy + gloomy antagonist gets remade into a doting dad + daughter sweet-talks her villain father into spoiling her + female supporting character has a System] Wen Ruan was an evil villain who dreamed of ruling the world. The good news: she transmigrated as the three-and-a-half-year-old biological daughter of Qin Jiuzhou, the ultimate villain. The bad news: she’d landed in the epilogue, where the gloomy villain who could crush the heavens and earth had los
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- 458 The Whole Sect Was Reborn, but I Was the Only One Who Transmigrated 全宗门都重生了,只有我是穿越的 [Also known as The Whole Sect Has Been Reborn, and I’m the Only One Who Transmigrated] [Transmigrate into a book + a little goofy + adored by everyone + no romance + lucky charm + stirring up trouble] [Mindless wish fulfillment. If you have a brain, don’t read this.] Sheng Ning transmigrates into a book carrying a Gatling gun. The book is a cultivation novel where every character is a lovesick puppy. As a disposable side character, she’s targeted by the whole sect from the very start. Sheng Ning 3.4kReads9.0Score599Shelves
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Mr. Fu, Your Wife Has Gone Fortune-Telling on the Street Again and Again 傅总,您夫人又又又去摆摊算命了
[Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + comedy + wish fulfillment] After her master passes away, mystic prodigy Lin Xi comes down from the mountains to set up a fortune-telling stall, earning money while searching for her fiancé. “Master, when will my son meet his destined woman?” Lin Xi: “There’s no destined woman, but there is a destined man.” “Master, I keep dreaming about a ghost. Please get rid of it for me.” Lin Xi: “The ghost is your father. You’ve been visiting the wrong grave. He
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The Cannon Fodder Awakens and Goes Viral by Acting Unhinged 炮灰觉醒后靠发癫爆红全网
After five years in the industry, Luo Jiu suddenly realizes that he is a cannon-fodder character in a novel about two male leads. His purpose is to help the protagonists' relationship along, after which he ends up in the best psychiatric hospital in the city. The good news: he has awakened. The bad news: he can't avoid those two. So he goes off the rails and gives up trying. Unexpectedly, he becomes famous.
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- 461 EN Dating Show Chaos: Going Unhinged Made Me a Star! 恋综修罗场,我让癫学成为顶流! Complete [Two Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Both Pure + Hilarious Dating Show + Comedy, Sweet Romance, Power Fantasy] Shen Ting wakes up to discover he’s transmigrated into a melodramatic entertainment-industry novel he’d just been reading before bed. He hasn’t become the male lead, either the top or the bottom, or even the third male lead. He’s the younger brother of the third male lead, a low-ranking cannon-fodder character. Shen Ting is at a loss. Watching his brother eagerly prepare to b 15.3kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
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The Sleeping God Ascends to Heaven 睡神通天
Cultivate immortality in a dream, awaken the Emperor's Soul, ignite the star souls of the Thirty-Six Heavens, and lead the constellations in a great battle against the Western zodiac, the Twelve Golden Palaces, the Sea God, the God of the Underworld, and the Heavenly God. Seize the Primal Chaos Imperial Seal and reset the order of the starry sky...
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Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综:你惹他干嘛?他五行缺德啊
[Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h
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- 464 Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene 恋综:小作精她开拖拉机炸翻全场 [Transmigrates into a book + dating reality show + entertainment industry + livestreaming + power fantasy + sweet romance] On her eighth transmigration into a book, Qin Ruo lands in a story full of secret identities as the foil to a wealthy family's real daughter: a cannon-fodder fake heiress. The real heiress comes from the countryside to the city, flaunting her many secret identities to put Qin Ruo in her place. The two of them even end up on the same dating show. Qin Ruo: Hm? Secret identitie 8.4kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves
- 465 Protagonist, Get Over Here! Let’s Become Sworn Brothers First! 主角快来,咱俩先拜一个! I transmigrated and got bound to a… My Brothers Are a Few Too Many, But I’m Really Not a Gangster System. Yep, that’s right. I’m a villain, and a villain with multiple identities at that. The villains in this world may have all died off, because I’m every villain there is! The System tells me to make more sworn-brotherhoods. The more sworn brothers I have, the farther I can go on the road to opposing the protagonist. Fine, I’ll oppose them… Fake heiresses, domineering CEOs? Piece of cake! Then I 11.6kReads8.9Score968Shelves
- 466 I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我,圈钱主播!但大哥是真刷啊! Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 162.3kReads9.4Score14.6kShelves
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Back Before You Became the Light 回到你成为光之前
[Qi Shengnan × Shen Yanzhou → one-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first + fictional setting + mutual salvation + a touch of ensemble cast] When Qi Shengnan was six, she once met a very handsome person in the park near her home. Strangely, a red scarf was draped over his thigh. She gave him a strawberry-flavored candy and her umbrella too... When high school began, Qi Shengnan ended up in the same class as Shen Yanzhou, the top student in the city. She ran, he chased, and she wished s
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Time Stop from the Start, Even Evil Gods Have to Kneel Before Me! 时停起手,邪神也得给我跪下!
[Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov
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- 469 I Awakened the Fate Chart of Mountains and Rivers, and My Superpower Is Making Memes 觉醒山河命盘,我的异能是玩梗 [Comedy] + [Urban Superpowers] + [Stereotypes] Every day at midnight, I get a provincial-level cheat ability! [Ding! Today’s empowerment: Hebei. Ability: Iron Fortress Wall!] A Magneto experience card? I rip the railings out of the schoolyard and turn them into a rain of swords. So cool, nobody can compete! But when I’m about to take down the heartthrob from Beijing with one move... [Cost activated: You cannot harm anyone registered as a Beijing resident, and must protect them if they are injure 604Reads7.5Score—Shelves
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The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本,沙雕摆烂躺麻了
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
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The Whole Family's Darling: Six Big Shots Fight to Be My Dad 团宠娇气包:六个大佬争着当我爹
(Everyone’s darling + adorable child + sweet, pampering romance with an arrogant lead + secret identities + feel-good wish fulfillment + scheming yandere + puppy-like younger man) A domineering CEO, a top doctor, a world-class hacker, a hugely popular superstar... That’s right, they’re all my sons... The big shots: “?” Ling Miaomiao: “Sorry, I misspoke! They’re all my dads! Want to know who I am?” “Obviously, I’m their mom... I mean, daughter!” Everyone: “...” (The kind of story that’s so sweet
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Why Do Missions When My Wife Is Right Here? 做什么任务,我老婆不香吗?
[Main pairing + mutual devotion + 1v1 + both leads are each other’s first and only] Su Jue is bound to System 0238. The System points at the villain: “That’s the villain. You have to destroy him.” Su Jue looks over. “Bullshit. He’s my future wife.” 0238: ? Scene One The injured protagonist lies on the ground. “He’s the one who beat me. He’s just pretending.” Su Jue: “Bullshit! My wife is so gentle and kind. You actually made him so angry that he had to hit you? That’s too much!” The protagonist,
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Warning! Your Drama Queen Darling Has Arrived 警告!您的作精宝贝已送达
[Dual Male Leads + Face-Slapping + Intense Push and Pull + Only Ever Loved Each Other] [A flighty, shameless, spoiled, sickly bottom X a polished, pretentious, outwardly proper top] Shi Yang transmigrates into a book and becomes the vicious cannon fodder in a melodramatic novel: arrogant, domineering, and obsessed with money and status. The moment he opens his eyes, he’s already causing trouble, determined to wreck the leads’ relationship and become a laughingstock in everyone’s eyes. That’s not
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- 474 I Found a Partner in the Escape Game’s Trash Can 在逃生游戏的垃圾桶里捡了个对象 [Infinite Flow + A Little Goofy + The Ex-Wife-Chasing Crematorium] An Qu has always lived in a Mary Sue world. Then, out of nowhere, someone kicks her off a mountain, and a second later she's in an Infinite Flow world. The sudden change in tone catches her completely off guard. Fortunately, An Qu adapts like a champ and goes wild in the horror worlds! What she doesn't know is that promising newcomers are livestreamed to all the “players.” So everyone watches her outrageous stunts, and plenty of 949Reads9.3Score145Shelves
- 475 Oh No! I Transmigrated into the Sister of the Heroine in an Angsty Romance 坏了!我穿成虐文女主的姐姐 Ye Zhi had only wanted to find a brainless sweet romance to relax with, but she never expected to be duped by an angst-ridden story disguised as a sweet romance! In this novel, the male lead drives the female lead's family into bankruptcy, gets her whole family killed, and then locks her up, subjecting her to every kind of physical and emotional abuse. Yet after a series of melodramatic events, the male lead apologizes and gives in, and the female lead has already forgotten the deep blood feud b 6.1kReads9.3Score620Shelves
- 476 EN He Loves Him So Much! The Unhinged Big Shot Only Wants to Spend Money on the Cannon Fodder 他超爱!疯批大佬只想给炮灰花钱 [Physical publication signed] [Two male leads + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + goofy guy takes down a maniac + mutually faithful + EA] - Jiang Nan transmigrates into a pampered fake young master from a novel. The moment he opens his eyes, Fu Jingzhou, the novel's biggest villain, is sitting in a wheelchair, while Jiang Nan is hopping around and pointing at him, yelling, "Fu Jingzhou, what makes a cripple like you think you can marry me?" The original owner leaves him this mess, then kicks 31kReads9.6Score4kShelves
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The Imperial Consort of the Great Sheng Dynasty 大盛皇妃
Ensemble cast + revenge + black lotus heroine + not both virgins + high-IQ palace intrigue rising to political power struggles + tragic romance + alternate history + love rivals The palace is the main battleground: beneath its dazzling, extravagant facade are witty, charming daily moments and a brutal core of deadly conflict. Palace secrets are portrayed in meticulous detail. Some content may be upsetting. A bad ending. If you enjoy it, please leave a five-star review. Ling Longxiu was born to a
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- 478 I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭 [Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h 1.1kReads9.1Score171Shelves
- 479 EN I Was Exposed After the Big Shot Gained the Ability to Read Minds 大佬会读心后我翻车了 Shi Wei transmigrated into a harem novel as a cannon-fodder character, then ended up marrying a powerful man who couldn't stand him. “You, Ji Hanchuan, wouldn't touch me even if it meant jumping off here and dying out there, would you?” “That's right.” Shi Wei understood. Before leaving, he took one last look at Ji Hanchuan. “Is he really a man?” Ji Hanchuan froze. He unexpectedly discovered that he could hear Shi Wei's thoughts. Only then did he realize Shi Wei was a brilliant actor: on the sur 846Reads9.3Score184Shelves
- 480 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 2.5kReads9.4Score329Shelves
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You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走,那我的精神病呢?
[Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you
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Back Off, the Fake Heiress Is Starting to Lose It 退后,假千金她开始发癫了
The animated series is out. [Entertainment industry + dating show + irresistible charmer + comedy and memes + face-slapping] [Unhinged fake heiress vs. deceptively frail, handsome illegitimate son] After cursing someone out too harshly, she transmigrates as Su Xia, the vicious fake heiress who shares her name. The original owner's obsessive, domineering CEO boyfriend, whom she had loved desperately, takes the side of her enemy and best friend. On livestream, she lets loose: “Well, well, where's
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- 483 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死,她都没道德,你绑架她干嘛 [Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never 13.4kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
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I'm Just a Mortal, So Why Does Everyone Call Me the Holy Land's Ancestor? 我一凡人,为啥都叫我圣地老祖?
[Fantasy + Misunderstandings + Light System + Subverting Tropes + Funny and Easygoing] My name is Lin Fan, and I’m in a real fix. I have no cultivation, no schemes, and no connections, yet I’ve suddenly been mistaken for the ancestor of a sacred land and saddled with the fate of all humanity. This plot doesn’t seem right! “Just as expected of the Ancestor. None of us can see through your cultivation!” That’s because I don’t have any cultivation at all! “The Ancestor’s brilliant plans have dealt
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- 485 What a Train Wreck! The Actress Forced to Play a Role Has Completely Lost Her Image 翻车!被迫营业的艺人她人设全崩 Just a few months after joining the entertainment industry, Xin Zhu was hit on the head with a water bottle thrown by a hater. She passed out on the spot and was rushed to the hospital. She'd barely made any money, and now her life was in danger. Whoever wanted to be an entertainer could have the job. Just as Xin Zhu was about to pack her bags and quit the industry, she unexpectedly became a sensation thanks to her absurdly good luck?! Everyone else: “I can't find any clues.” Xin Zhu: “Isn't thi 2.3kReads8.9Score296Shelves
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I'm in High School, So What Is This Incense-Based Cultivation Thing? 人在高中,香火证道什么鬼?
[Not high-martial arts + daily life + school + comedy + unhinged antics + memes + absurdity + campus belle + multiple heroines] Lu Haonan, sixteen, is a new first-year student at Yanchuan High School. On the first day of school, a System dropped out of the sky and insisted that he'd transmigrated to the primordial world and become the local Earth God. The iced tea his childhood friend gave him? It called it ten-thousand-year-old spiritual liquid. The English textbook his teacher handed out? It c
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I Launched the Immortal Realm Version of Douyin, and the Holy Land Ancestors Lost It 发布抖音仙界版,圣地老祖破防了
[Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps
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- 488 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综,嘴在前飞脑狂追 [Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov 9.2kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
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I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我,别惹,古希腊掌管癫子的神
[Absurd comedy + a spineless loser’s descent into madness] Jiang Lian transmigrated into a book, becoming a supporting female character in a story about going crazy. Her job was to serve as a foil to the unhinged heroine, and she could only return home by repairing the plot. Overworked drone Jiang Lian said, “Isn’t the foil to an unhinged person just a spineless loser? I’ve been a corporate workhorse for five years. Nobody understands being spineless better than I do!” And so, on a variety show.
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- 490 You Go Crazy, I Go Crazy, Let's Go Crazy Together in Showbiz 你发癫我发癫,一起发癫闯娱乐圈 [The rating is low because the book just started. It'll gradually rise as more reviews come in.] [Goofy humor + memes + livestreamed variety show + 1v1 romance + entertainment industry] A car accident awakens An Sheng's memories. It turns out she's been transmigrated into a book as the heroine of an angst-filled novel for years. There's no way she's letting anyone torment her. Whoever messes with her, she'll go berserk and take everyone out, both mentally and physically. Everyone online says the 2.2kReads8.8Score477Shelves
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The Only One Using the System for Normal Cultivation 只有我在坚持使用面板正常修仙
[Absurd] + [Defying Heaven] “I told you, even though I’m from the Heaven-Defying Sect, at heart I’m a traditional cultivator. I’m not some heaven-defying god.” “What? You say I practice the blade every day and don’t cultivate spells or techniques, so how could I become a powerhouse? Are you saying I cheated?” “Rubbish. It’s all because I want to get closer to ordinary people. Don’t talk about hacks or cheating. I’m not that kind of person.” The Daily Life of Cultivating at the Heaven-Defying Sec
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A Silver Tongue Conquers the World 三寸不烂打天下
[Hilarious + Political Intrigue + Carefully Crafted Details + Transmigration + Strong Moral Compass + High Intelligence + Ensemble Cast + No Golden Fingers + Masterful Detail + Brisk Pacing] A low-level delivery rider transmigrates into the body of a fool and marries two women from the start. What kind of chemistry will modern pickup lines, an ordinary person’s perspective, and iconic pop songs create in ancient times? What’s it like to give the emperor a bath? How do you use a handsome man to p
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- 493 You're Siphoning My Dad's Luck? But I'm the God of Misfortune! 吸我爸爸气运?但我是霉神啊! [No romance + Supernatural Arts + Variety Show + Little-kid story] To complete its mission, System V3 selected the most vicious, heartless Host, the one best suited to its Villainess System. Xie Xiaotao (three-year-old Little Jinx): What does “vicious villainess” mean, big brother? V3: … Don’t worry about that! Just latch onto the male lead first! Listen to your System and go find the most handsome man with the strongest presence! Stay by the male lead’s side and you’ll get the chance to follow 1.3kReads9.1Score185Shelves
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Reborn in the Great Sheng Dynasty: This Little Bandit Has Too Much to Worry About! 魂穿大胜,小小山匪太操心!
Transmigrate + farming + conquest: I'm just a bandit. What's wrong with saving the country in a time of chaos? The story includes practical, step-by-step methods. See the main text for details! I'm just a lowly bandit, and you're calling me a great philanthropist? I'm just a lowly bandit, and I'm out there punishing evil and bringing criminals to justice? I'm such a good bandit, and you want to kill me? Sorry, if you want me dead, then you'll all die!
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- 495 You've Got a Flashlight Tied to Your Spear, and You Still Say You're Not a Heretic? 长枪绑手电,还说你不是邪修? [Unorthodox Cultivation + High Martial Arts + Does He Even Count as Human?!] (The moral standards here are extremely low, so please read with caution :) Lin Yang gained a System that lets him grow stronger through unorthodox cultivation. As long as he pulls some unorthodox moves, he'll gain Evil Qi points. A flashlight strapped to a spear? Sorry, that's just basic stuff. Then strap on two 100,000-volt stun batons and give your opponent electrotherapy. Wondering what this bottle of white powder i 61.2kReads8.6Score7.4kShelves
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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I Didn't Get into College, So I Had No Choice but to Slay the Gods 没考上大学的我,只好选择屠神了
[Comedy + Hot-Blooded Power Fantasy + No Goody-Two-Shoes Hero + System + Demonic Beasts + Ruthless Protagonist] Chu Yunxuan scanned the QR code on a winning card from a packet of instant noodles and transmigrated to Blue Star, where everyone could awaken their powers and demonic beasts ran rampant. Here, the demon race had twelve Demon God Halls, each led by a Demon God powerful enough to reach the heavens with a raised hand. The eight Demon Realms were ruled by eight Demon Gods, each dominating
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Every Sect Wants to Kill Me, So I Just Reload After Death! 宗门都想噶我,我直接死亡回档!
[Transmigrated into a Book + Villainess + Death Rewinds Time + Eldritch Cultivation + Unhinged + Quirky Style] Lu Xiaojin transmigrated into a book, becoming the lovesick senior apprentice sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. She kept fighting the heroine for men and ended up dying horribly. No problem. She wasn't stupid. She knew how the plot went, so she could avoid trouble, stay away from the men, and survive. But! Can someone tell her why her junior apprentice
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- 499 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局:被系统关成了精神病 [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 116.9kReads9.0Score9.7kShelves
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I Picked a Needy Puppy to Be My Husband 挑到了委屈小狗当老公
The score was just released, so it may rise [1v1, both pure, sweet romance, comedy, unconventional marriage-before-love, slow burn] A pampered heiress with two faces vs. a devoted, straightforward man who falls for her on his own After getting into a fight, Liang Zhiyue suffered a head injury. Pointing at the handsome tech tycoon Zhou Hansheng on the news, she insisted he was her husband. As she spoke, tears fell from her eyes. “I've had a crush on him for ten years, and we've been married for t
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