
You've Got a Flashlight Tied to Your Spear, and You Still Say You're Not a Heretic?
长枪绑手电,还说你不是邪修?
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- Ongoing
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- 440k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 8h ago
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- Fanqie
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I can only say that the moment I saw the ending of the game, I knew that this book would not be too bad as long as the author dared to write it. I listened to it for half the afternoon, while fighting on the big battlefield. In summary, it's fun and interesting: 1. There is no pretense or slap-in-the-face scenes. If there is, the evil male protagonist can suppress everything. Suppression here refers to directly interrupting the opponent's spellcasting, and the opponent will be stunned, so there will be no sense of suffocation like in ancient fantasy novels. 2. There will be no mindless dog-licking content, because the male protagonist believes that all members of the opposite sex are "cauldrons." I can only say that the setting of Xie Xiu is great. All in all, there is a bit of mindless content, for example, if the male protagonist suddenly reveals his physique, will there be any impact, etc., But if you read it as a comedy or light-hearted article, it is totally fine. The writing is average, but the plot is innovative and entertaining enough. I'm tired of traditional martial arts slap-in-the-face stories, so I like to read about the underworld. Just read this book and don't say a word. All I can say is that it's so cool to be the sixth child. („ಡωಡ„)
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The creator who does not belong to this era, the skillful hand who weaves stories, the guardian of the fountain of inspiration, I pray to you for the rain of renewal. The narrator who travels through time, the hidden existence who controls the plot, the holder of the key to the chapter, I offer my sincere encouragement. O weaver of destiny, the sage who is busy writing books, please do not sleep in Klein's rest, and do not let Russell's diary gather dust again. Believers who follow the watch are hungry and thirsty, their spiritual food is running out, and their ideological nursery is in urgent need of watering. I pray that the spirit of wisdom surges like gray mist, allowing Audrey's insight, Alger's voyage, and Daley's ravings to appear on the page again. King of Yellow and Black, the master of good luck, please give the storm of inspiration to your ghostwriter, let the stagnant pendulum swing again, and let the unfinished epic continue to write chapters. I praise you, and I implore you—to give a gentle push to the hand holding the pen.
If my brother doesn't want to update, just say so. Why bother bothering readers. It seems that the readers are being sentimental. My brother is weak and he just needs to rest more. The readers are urging him so much, but it is the readers who are wrong. Injuring his body also makes people feel sorry for him. It is a pity that he pities his brother. Whether he is injured or not, what does it have to do with the readers? Readers are eager for my brother to update 10 chapters a day, but I am different from readers. My brother can send the manuscript and outline to others, and let others help him check the quality and find typos. 😳