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You Tell Me to Lay Down My Weapon, Madam, So Why Are You Picking It Up Again?

劝我放下屠刀,夫人你又拿它作甚

by Three Two Five (三二五)

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335k Words
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  • Advise Me to Lay Down the Knife, Madam, Why Do You Use It Again?English name

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