
You Tell Me to Lay Down My Weapon, Madam, So Why Are You Picking It Up Again?
劝我放下屠刀,夫人你又拿它作甚
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- Completed
- Length
- 335k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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I laughed to death when I first started reading it, and I couldn't stop laughing in the middle of the night. My roommate asked me what was wrong, and I said it was better to read the novel. Later on, I felt that the heroine's outlook on life was very upright, and it was worth pursuing. Now that I have finished reading it, I feel that I haven't seen enough. (Don't let the title put you off, it's really good to read.)
It is the most three-dimensional movie I have seen so far. The female protagonist is not a virgin, and there is no particularly bizarre plot. The male and female protagonists have really upright views on love. They do not want to get it or destroy it, and they are not allowed to love any man except the male protagonist. The male partner in this article is not the same old stereotype as before. The difference between her and the male protagonist is that she abandoned her sweetheart for the sake of the world. One of the features of this article is the male partner's personal feelings. After reading it, I can say that this is the most correct view of all the books I have ever read.
I have read the author's two books and have read the new one to support him. The combination of a down-and-out devil and a bad guy who is also having a miserable time. The protagonist should be living a miserable and miserable life. The audience should be happy to see it.
The setting of this book is very beautiful, and the language is fluent, the writing is brisk, the writing is very serial, and it is also very funny. Especially the love between the male and female protagonists, I am really touched by it, and the male and female protagonists are so determined to choose each other. This book is worth reading. It is lighthearted, funny and cheerful. It seems very relaxing and comfortable. I love it so much. I love it so much. Why don't you write more pictures of the ending? This book is really good and worth reading. It's a bit boring. I love the author so much❤️💪🏻🌹🥰✨🌷👏
The female protagonist and the male protagonist have great views, everything has its own cause and effect. The funny daily life of the two is simply not too happy. The two people who redeem each other are so beautiful. The only shortcoming is that it is too short and cannot be seen enough [laughing]
It's really beautiful! The Demon Lord here is the most gentle and gentle I have ever seen, and the three views in this novel are super righteous, which is the template for novels with three views in my mind! Family members, go for it!
Very good looking, both male and female protagonists have very good personalities
It's great to watch, and the plot is pretty good. I really like the character of the male protagonist Yuan Ning. He has very upright views and a very charming personality. The male and female protagonists are each other's salvation, running in both directions. I hope there will be more sweet scenes between the male and female protagonists in the extras.
The male and female protagonists are both super psychologically strong and have super righteous views. I like this kind of character very much. They have experienced the darkest but still have light in their hearts. Therefore, when they meet the most beautiful person, they can work together and understand each other. Laugh first and then cry, unable to stop.
It is said that Yun Sanghua is a gentle person to the core, but I think the male protagonist is the one who has gentleness engraved in his bones. He will not make arbitrary decisions and make things difficult for the heroine or make her feel uncomfortable under the banner of being good for you. He respects the heroine, will silently protect the heroine and prefer her, etc. I really always succumb to gentleness, and he is gentleness itself! ! ! ! I think this novel is the kind of two-way healing! When King Yuanning was helpless, Sang Sang defended him unswervingly; when Sang Sang was mentally broken and vulnerable, King Yuanning could always be by Sang Sang's side and coax her. Maybe I don't express myself well, but I really feel that both parties are the light of the other. In the end, the shaping of the way of heaven is really good: if the way of heaven is unfair, it will be unfair to you, but the way of heaven is impartial, and it will be impartial to all the people in the world. And the "love each other" between Xia Fen and Xiao Yuanning is so sweet and cute. The most important thing is! The story of the mountain monster really made me happy. I really don't understand that I know that the other person is not a good person, but I still cling to some past friendship or help him. Even if it is to do good things as a starting point, but who can say for sure, is this so-called good thing really a good thing? I think it is a subtle act of aiding others. Finally: The little milk dragon looks up at you, with a small gleam of anticipation in his eyes, "Sister, are you really not planning to add it to the bookshelf?"