Why Do All the Silly Comedy Stories on Tomato Have CPs? 为什么🍅上沙雕搞笑文都有cp啊

101 惹 You Picked the Wrong Fight: I’m as Soft as Cotton 惹到我你们算是踢到棉花啦 Rong Shi容时Modern Romance292k WordsCompleted Overnight, she transmigrates into the body of a female star hated by the entire internet, along with a useless System. She’s just about to turn it down when she hears that she can exchange her wimp points for money. Jin Cancan says, “Your System is pretty unique...” Wimpish? Wronged? No, no, none of that. With so much money on offer, what is there to feel wronged about? When another female star gives her a hard time, Jin Cancan bursts into tears. “Please, stop saying that. You’re embarrassi 849Reads8.4Score140Shelves

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🔥It's quite funny, mainly because the heroine is bound to the [Wimp System] which is almost useless at all. If it weren't for the fact that the value of being a wimp can be exchanged for money, the heroine would be able to do it herself. I haven't seen any CP so far!

102 沙 The Goofy Side Character Loves Stirring Up Trouble, Then Runs After Wrecking You 沙雕女配爱添堵，创飞你们就跑路 Pause and Forget且停且忘Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r 15.7kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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Not only does this book have no CP, but it also doesn't require people who have traveled through time to help clean up the mess. I really recommend this book.

104 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 2.2kReads9.4Score219Shelves

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Don't worry, there is absolutely no cp or ambiguity. It (she) is an iron-eating beast (now called a panda) Jin Duobao, traveling through n number of worlds to complete tasks. Don't be wronged and don't compete with each other. Treasure books are recommended. If you encounter a world background that you don't like, skipping it will not hinder the continuity of the story. This is a book written by me. It has been completed. Disadvantage: The author wrote this book when he was young. I don't even want to see the follow-up. Don't worry, it's quite funny. Hahaha. The first world is a bit long but beautiful

105 谢 Thank You, Your Majesty, for the Marriage! I’m Off to Collect a Debt 谢陛下赐婚！臣讨债去了 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted Gu Zhao transmigrates into a celebrated female general. To avoid giving herself away and stay alive, she has one goal: resign! She has to resign! But... Want to go back to the countryside and raise chickens? The entire court: “You can raise chickens in the capital, too!” Want to go back to the countryside and find someone to marry? The emperor waves a hand grandly: “Choose any man in the entire court!” So Gu Zhao takes her imperial edict of betrothal and goes from house to house collecting money 5.7kReads8.3Score814Shelves

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The theme is novel and has no CP. It is a group portrait. The heroine is dressed as a female general who wants to resign. The emperor will not let her go. She makes an excuse and says she wants to go back to the countryside to get married. Master Taifu: It is not necessary to go back to the countryside to get married. She said she just wants to go back to the countryside to raise chickens. The civil and military officials of the court shouted: Chickens can also be raised in the capital. , Now it's good, the heroine goes door to door, everyone's son is suitable for raising chickens, even 5-year-old children are not spared, the civil and military officials in the dynasty are miserable, and in the end they have to waste money to eliminate disasters, the heroine has not been emotional from beginning to end, she wants to resign in the early stage, but she wants to start a career in the later stage (｡ò ∀ó｡)

106 救 Help! The New Junior Sister Is a Tortoise 救命！新来的小师妹是只王八 The Bear Who Bumps into Everything乱撞的小熊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo 23.6kReads9.3Score2.9kShelves

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It's hilarious, and the mental state of all the members is very beautiful ~ Both books are group portraits, no CP, and the three views are very upright!

107 无 Infinite: This Player Has a Few Million Skills 无限：这个玩家技能由亿点多 Yuan Jiu鸢九Mystery562k WordsCompleted Horror game + no romance + comedy + growing heroine (The heroine is an ordinary person. She keeps her head down while she gets stronger at first, then eventually stands tall. Early on, she’s a source of laughs; later, she becomes someone who enjoys the fun.) [Player: Gu Panxi] [Talent: Box of Fear] [For every 100 points of Fear collected, you get one chance to draw a prize from the Box of Fear.] [Fart Sound: When you fart, the sound is automatically amplified 1,000 times.] [Chrysanthemum Enthusi 5.4kReads9.0Score823Shelves

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The first one was so funny that I could hang it up, and the relationship was just like that of a family member, because they were all similar [cool] The second one might be a bit frustrating because the protagonist didn't care about anything and still had to do Tai Chi in several camps, but the twist later explained the frustration, and it was still fun [I learned it]. However, the beginning may be a bit bloody, but the later chapters are really okay (minor spoiler: the protagonist originally planned to destroy the world, and it's a pity not to destroy it (crossed out)

109 戏 A Drama Queen Transmigrates into a Wounded Youth Novel and Crawls Through the Darkness 戏精穿到青春疼痛文后阴暗的爬行 Chu Yan楮颜Modern Romance273k WordsOngoing [A mentally unstable heroine who loves flying off the handle and cursing; no romance] [Later focuses on building her career: she livestreams, becomes an influencer, and then goes viral] Mo Xi transmigrates into a melodramatic romance novel as its tragic heroine. On her very first day, her classmates bully her. Just as they’re about to splash dirty water on her, Mo Xi throws herself to the ground and starts crawling around like a villain. From then on, she makes a name for herself at school... La 20Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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Rarely funny without cp

110 我 I Just Want to Destroy the Sect, So How Did I Become a God Against All Odds? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.5M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 93.3kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves

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This book, no cp, is absolutely super funny, with a large volume of four million words! When I was at work, I saw this colleague joking and looking like an idiot. . . Definitely worth seeing!

111 重 Reborn, Shameless, and Done Trying: I Go Mad and Take Everyone Down 重生后缺德摆烂，发疯创飞所有人 Rich Rich Rich富富富Modern Romance226k WordsCompleted (No romance + Not a saintly heroine + Reborn, ruthless and decisive + Strong female lead + Tough as nails + Sharp-tongued champion + Face-slapping + Awful characters + Unhinged + Giving up) This is hilarious! My mom favored boys over girls, and in my last life, I was driven to jump off a building by the loan sharks my younger brother borrowed from. Now that I’m reborn, I’m going to punch Zhen Guanxi, uproot a willow tree, and go berserk, crashing into anyone who gets in my way. 198Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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Crazy article, no cp is really cool! Not one of them!

112 鄙 I Happen to Know a Few People 鄙人略有人脉 Jenny Madai Jin珍妮玛黛劲Modern Romance200k WordsOngoing [No romance + heiress + pure wish fulfillment] [The world is a mess, and an absurd woman is here to whip the entertainment industry into shape] Su Qiongjiu used to be a respectable history scholar. After arguing with a brainless troll until three in the morning, she decides to break into show business and crash into everyone equally, forcing those trolls who turn a blind eye to open their eyes and see what true tradition looks like! Su Qiongjiu: “Gummy bears are super sweet. Your boogers are di 14Reads—Score—Shelves

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The first one has no cp, the second one is a funny story about family affection, without too many hair-pulling scenes, and the third one is a story about a tyrant, becoming friends with the second female lead and a girl who didn't have much of a role in the story, and becoming the tyrant himself (who only cares about making money and fighting at all costs). In the game, there are male and female extras, female and female CPs), the fourth one is doted on by all the members including the fake daughter, the fifth one is the live broadcast of the daily life of Teacher Laoliu, the sixth one is about the spiritual recovery of the heroine from the metaphysics boss to the way of heaven, which is the mother of the original heroine (because the heroine is usually the child of luck)

116 春 The Spring Breeze Never Crosses Yumen Pass, and My Buddha Won't Save a Dense Fool 春风不度玉门关，我佛不渡铁憨憨 The God of Thesis Defenses in Ancient Greece古希腊掌管答辩的神Modern Romance326k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a book / no romance / entertainment industry / unhinged heroine / livestreaming / brainless fun / absurd comedy / daily life / the purest insults, the ultimate delight] [Content warning: Some side characters are a male couple. The no-romance setup was decided after discussion with readers. There are some ambiguous scenes early on. Please proceed with caution if this bothers you!!!] He He, who had been diagnosed with a mild mental disorder, transmigrates into a book as a cannon 4Reads6.4Score—Shelves

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No cp, the heroine's mental state is simply not too good hahahaha

117 你 You’re the Heavenly Dao’s Precious Daughter? I’m the Ultimate Phoenix-Proud Heroine 你是天道亲闺女？我是超级凤傲天 A Fleeting Moment of Youth芳华刹那Ancient Romance617k WordsOngoing After an accident, Xie Zhao is born into a cultivation novel full of ridiculous Mary Sue clichés. She becomes the hapless senior sister who has her sword bone and spiritual root personally dug out by her master to save the female lead, the child of destiny. Xie Zhao, the designated plot device, smiles faintly. “...Great.” The System curls up its little body and trembles. This has nothing to do with it. In the original novel, the heroine Yu Rongrong has an adorable, sweet face and a somewhat scat 2.2kReads9.1Score312Shelves

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None of these books have CPs. The second one I found specifically has a male protagonist who likes to be sexy. It seems that the author has no intention of arranging a female protagonist.

119 人 I’ve Transmigrated into a Book, and My Mental State Is Just Peachy 人在穿书，精神状态很美丽 Shi Jiu柿九Modern Romance306k WordsCompleted [Meme references + System + Mindless wish fulfillment + Deadpan nonsense] Lin Yitang transmigrated into a book. The moment she opened her eyes, she had become one of the heroines, Dugu Yan, in an old-school Mary Sue school revenge novel. A father whose heart had wandered, a wicked stepmother, a jealous stepsister, and the shattered pieces of her, her, and her. After enduring countless hardships and trials, the three heroines grew stronger and stronger, eventually becoming heirs to the world’s mo 89Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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This book is quite funny. The heroine traveled through time and became a member of the three revengeful princesses. Then she went crazy in the aristocratic academy and danced Good Night with the three male protagonists. In the second world, she dressed as the daughter of the heroine running around with a ball, and there was also a calm kid brother. It was super funny. The text was uncensored.

120 只 As Long as Sisters Stick Together, We Can Have Fun Even After Transmigrating into a Book 只要姐妹心连心，穿书也能玩开心 Little Goldfish金鱼仔仔Modern Romance223k WordsCompleted [Group transmigration + no romance + ensemble cast + lighthearted + funny] Five best friends went to a bar to pick up men, only to be killed when a chandelier fell on them. Dying was bad enough, but why did they have to transmigrate into this universally panned, melodramatic CEO romance novel? The novel was written by someone they all hated. He’d put every one of them in the story, and given them all utterly miserable endings. The green-tea “girl next door,” Meng Qingyu, jumps into a river and t 59Reads—Score—Shelves

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I recommend this one written by myself, no CP, it's about five best friends wearing a book together, it's funny, relaxed and warm, I don't blame the heroine of the original book, everyone is a good baby ٩(*´◒`*)۶

121 小 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves Cilantro爱吃香菜的垂耳兔Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 38.9kReads9.3Score4.9kShelves

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It's so funny! In the first book, Xiao Zhuzi is running around in the sect with her fellow disciples. The monkey calls [sneaky smile] and recognizes the phantoms as her sons. Moreover, her teeth are... Very good. [Blow a kiss] The second book, Xie Qing, leads the biographies to crawl in the dark [Cool] The third book is our Ye Qiao, so I don't need to introduce him too much! [Shy] The first two books are a little bit harsh at the end, but the rest are still funny. The important thing is that there is no CP in the three books [Flowing kiss][Flowing kiss][Flowing kiss]

122 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 12.7kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves

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A funny heroine who is quick to travel, crazy in love with variety shows, bravely enter the entertainment circle, become a funny girl in romance novels, look for money, listen to the heart in ancient times, and eat what you want. The ancient sayings about the funny and fast-traveling heroine are worth reading, especially the first one. I highly recommend it. The quotations from the idiots are super interesting. I highly recommend it. Let me read it. Come on!!!

127 全 After the Whole Sect’s Cannon Fodder Read My Mind, the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails 全宗门炮灰读我心后，剧情真崩啦 Cold Mountain Verse寒山词Ancient Romance2.0M WordsOngoing [Wacky cultivation + mind-reading in both directions + everyone dotes on her, no romance] “Setting the facts aside, this cultivation world is so absurd. Are you really saying you have nothing to do with it?” “?” “Guards, drag her out and execute her! Anyone who dares to point out my faults to my face deserves the harshest punishment!” * Bad news: I died. Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I landed in a nest of cannon-fodder villains. Good news: Everyone here has cheat powers, and I'm the stro 9.4kReads9.3Score733Shelves

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Funny text without CP [send heart]

129 您 You Have a New Thirst-Quenching Drink Order 您有新的渴了么订单 Braised Wings of the Great Peng大鹏炖翅Ancient Romance507k WordsCompleted [Character development + business simulation + infrastructure building + healing + no romance + a touch of court intrigue] They say the emperor was corrupt and incompetent, and Heaven sent down divine punishment. Not a drop of rain had fallen on this land for nearly twenty years, and countless people had died of thirst. Then, all of a sudden, a milk tea shop opened in the desert. In spring, there were all kinds of ice-cold fruit juices, along with seasonal drinks like cherry blossom and lychee b 18.8kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves

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This one has no cp! It's not particularly silly, it's very healing.

130 始 The First Emperor Overhears My Thoughts: He Unifies the World, Not Just the Six Kingdoms 始皇偷听我心声，不统六国统全球 Endless Journey迢迢不休Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom 27.7kReads9.4Score3.6kShelves

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It's a silly comedy with no cp, don't worry, the fifth book only has some emotional lines at the end, so you can read it as if it has no cp.

133 游 Game Invasion 游戏入侵 The Cat Isn't Bald猫不秃Sports3.1M WordsCompleted [Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w 1.2MReads9.6Score121.7kShelves

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This one is really very good-looking. The heroine does not have any emotional scenes, and most of the powerful characters are women. There are no ambiguous feelings in the past and present life. The heroine neither flatters men nor women, only the strong ones!! Moreover, this heroine talks a lot and is very interesting. I highly recommend [send my heart][send my heart][send my heart]

134 快 Quick Transmigration: Forget the Plot and Have a Blast 快穿：不走剧情爽歪歪 The Little Fairy Who Loves Gardening喜欢种菜的小仙女Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Quick transmigration + reborn + absurdist humor + comedy + silly fun + uniquely devoted female lead, no romance) There are always plenty of hapless fools and cannon fodder who become stepping stones for others. Someone has to maintain balance across all places, so the Grand Plane sends people to keep each world stable. And so, the mighty Ginger made her appearance... Well... All right, Ginger actually isn't from the Grand Plane. She was originally a plant, warm in nature and beneficial to yang 1kReads6.8Score—Shelves

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The heroine is unique and beautiful. Each story is a very short story, one chapter, full of funny jokes. There is a mother who avenges her daughter, a girl who is frightened by marriage and has to take the postgraduate entrance examination, a brother and sister who is a crouching dragon and a phoenix, a legitimate daughter who wants to die, a troubled world, a world...

135 副 Dungeon? One Seat in the Human Emperor Banner, Please 副本？人皇幡雅座一位 Honey Bun Dipped in Mustard蜂蜜小面包蘸芥末吃哦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No CP + Infinite Instances + Comedy + Livestream (with bullet comments) + Cultivation The heroine takes revenge for every slight! She’s ruthless and vicious! Completely unhinged! Bi Xia, a terminal-stage cancer patient, transmigrates to the cultivation world. Good news: Immortality might be within reach. She can keep lying low and living on. Bad news: She’s become a demonic cultivator. Hey :D Maybe that’s not bad news after all. Everyone knows demonic cultivation is fast. Bi Xia, terminal cancer 26.2kReads9.1Score6.5kShelves

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A heroine with no CP, a demonic cultivator, who travels back and forth between the dungeon and the world of cultivating immortals. She is ruthless and will retaliate. The pace of the dungeon is not slow. She mainly focuses on killing everyone. She is a non-traditional cultivator. It is very fun. Men and women, old and young, are all consumables for the heroine Huangban [Adoration]

136 水 Still Waters Run Deep, Mom Brought Our Big Brother Along 水浅王八多，咱妈带咱哥 Chao Ge朝戈Modern Romance834k WordsCompleted [Hilarious entertainment industry + Parenting variety show + Motherly celebrity + Yun Li is an old lady!] Yun Li, the old lady who’s lived a bold life in two lifetimes, is alive again! This time, it’s a brutal start: she becomes a mom without the pain of childbirth! She’s gentle and considerate, a great cook, kindhearted, and reliable! Her charm sweeps through the entire parenting show! Her son wants to learn about financial management, so Yun Li says, “Mom will open an account for you. You only 1.6kReads9.4Score281Shelves

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Recommended, the first four books are really funny. Well... I'm not good at words, sorry, but these books are really fun.

142 豪 The Big Shot Heiress’s Corgi Causes Nine Disasters in Three Days 豪门比格，三天闯九祸 Li Kangyue李康悦Modern Romance1.1M WordsOngoing Goofy Comedy + Beloved by the Whole Family + Feel-Good Story + Mountain Bandit King + San Francisco Is a Mountain Too The year Lin Qingyue turned eighteen, she said goodbye to her top-tier aristocratic adoptive parents and returned to her wealthy biological parents. The family was small and simple: her biological parents lived apart, her older sister was hopelessly romantic, her younger brother was a nonconformist, and she had scored just 33 points on her Chinese exam. What a harmonious, loving 120kReads8.7Score16.9kShelves

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Both books are very funny. One is about reality and the other is about the world of immortality.

143 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 32.6kReads9.5Score4.8kShelves

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Everyone is funny, no CP

144 惊 A Horror Invasion? Aren’t They All My Minions? 惊悚入侵？这不全是我小弟吗 What's the Deal?怎么事儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror world + underlings + goofy comedy + hilarious + powerful big shot] (The Horror World wishes you an early death and a quick rebirth. If you don't die, you'll go crazy.) You might not believe this, but while everyone else was struggling desperately in the Horror World, trying to find a sliver of hope for survival, I had already taken control of every shady deal in the Horror World. The Horror World's supernatural alliance. "I'm reporting Chen Qishi by my real name!" Chen Qi, seated at the 156.1kReads9.2Score18.9kShelves

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This, no cp

145 无 Infinite: Don't Mess with the Vicious Female Lead, She'll Go Crazy! 无限：别惹恶毒女配，她会发疯！ Three Thousand or So三千几许Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted "Choose the dungeon you're interested in by volume" ★★★ The heroine shines on her own, infinite-flow + no romance ★★★ If you want a purely evil heroine, please skip this one, thanks ★★★ I ate the logic ★★★ You can't please everyone, so if you don't like it, please skip it, thanks She transmigrates into a campus novel as its villainous female lead, only to discover that the world has gone off the rails. From the start, she's dragged into an infinite game where she can only survive by clearing dun 2.1kReads8.9Score270Shelves

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All without cp!! I've seen it all! They all look great!!!!!