Why Do All the Silly Comedy Stories on Tomato Have CPs? 为什么🍅上沙雕搞笑文都有cp啊

53 万 The Sky Screen Across the Dynasties: A Tea Party for Qin Shi Huang’s Biggest Fans 万朝天幕：秦始皇毒唯的茶话会 Beginning to Breathe开始呼吸Ancient Romance476k WordsCompleted [Historical What-If + Sky Screen Livestream + Fantasy World (Pocket Dimension) + No Romance + Comedy] A newborn world spirit fears no tigers. For its graduation project, it submitted The Qin Emperor’s Diehard Fans’ Live Chat: Online and Chaotically Dancing with Demons. The young world spirit had its own ideas about creating a world. It pursued innovations unknown to its seniors and started an obscure group chat. With a little pop, Qin Shi Huang’s diehard fans lined up in their seats. Qin Emperor 2.9kReads8.8Score288Shelves

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None of these books have any CP. Personally, I think they are ridiculous. The first one is the funniest. I laugh over and over again. The second one I didn't like was Ying Zheng's "Lightning Protection", and the last one was about romance, but it was actually a group photo essay with no CP.

57 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 33.2kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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Here Comes Taro Balls. This book. The heroine was carried to school by her brother in her schoolbag, and was "confiscated" by the teacher. The teacher asked him to go to the office to get it after school, and she waved to her brother and said, "Guo Guo, Yao Yao has been confiscated~ Don't forget to come and get the nest after school~" [Top post] [Send heartfelt message]

58 我 I'm Unhinged and I'm Mean. So What? 我发癫，我刻薄，那咋了？ Get Rich on the Spot原地暴富Modern Romance457k WordsCompleted My new novel is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 15.3kReads8.9Score1.9kShelves

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This problem has always bothered me, so I searched a lot

59 穿 I Transmigrated as the Universally Hated Villainess, and Now I’m Going to Wreak Havoc 穿成万人嫌女配，我发疯创飞一切 Ao Tu Manman凹凸曼曼Modern Romance553k WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry + memes + comedy + going crazy + gossip] One day, Li Han woke up to discover she'd become the universally despised supporting girl in a novel where everyone doted on the heroine. As her older cousin's contrast, she was unloved, disliked by her family, and even dated by her cousin's ex-boyfriend as a substitute for her. Faced with this situation, Li Han had to say, “This is absolutely perfect for going crazy.” To the male lead who was treating her as a substitute, Li Han c 769Reads8.8Score121Shelves

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In this book, the heroine and her brother are both heartthrobs. Her brother came out of a mental hospital and has no cp. At first, there was a slight cp tendency, but then readers said no, so the author changed it to no cp.

60 魔 My Mother Is a Demonic Cultivator, My Father an Evil Cultivator, and Everyone Dotes on Me 魔修的娘，邪修的爹，被团宠的我 A Gua Isn't a Melon阿瓜不是瓜Fantastical Romance451k WordsCompleted [No romance pairings, ensemble favorite, not a strong heroine] In her previous life, Sang Yao never earned her master's approval, because with her junior sister around, her fellow disciples never noticed her. Reborn, Sang Yao learned that she was a supporting character in a book, and supporting characters couldn't compete with the protagonist, who was blessed with destiny. Well, what was there to say? If she couldn't beat her, couldn't she at least run away? On the very first day her junior sist 86.3kReads9.2Score18.2kShelves

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This! There is no cp, it is all funny and daily, the writing is very smart, that is to say, it is not the kind of rigid one who only uses some jokes. Highly recommended! It's more about family love, and there are some micro-group portraits. I don't know why it was labeled as a romance... It really doesn't!! Get them all into the trap!!

61 反 My Rebellious, Black-Hearted Host Excels at Wrecking the Plot 反骨宿主黑心肠，创翻剧情她在行 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance995k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 3.7kReads9.2Score461Shelves

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Of these three books, the first and second books have the same author and the same protagonist, which is equivalent to the first and second seasons. The female protagonist in the third book is ridiculous, and the female protagonist in the first and second books is mainly crazy. There is no male protagonist or cp.

62 快 The Housekeeper Is Having Another Breakdown in Quick Transmigration 快穿管家又双叒发病了 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 17.8kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves

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No CP! And it's ridiculous! Up here! Don't be fooled by his literary name! I just looked at this name and hesitated for a moment. It smells so good!!! No CP is really no CP!

63 认 After Reuniting with Our Families, Everyone’s Plans Go Haywire 认亲后，大家的画风一起跑偏了 Midnight Murder Ball午夜凶球Modern Romance386k WordsCompleted Whenever the young Li Guanlan saw all the family scandals and chaos in the news online, she would thank Heaven that she was born into a loving, well-off family with parents who adored her. Then one day, a bolt from the blue struck: she had been switched at birth seventeen years ago! You’ve got to be kidding! What kind of family was she being sent to? Wealthy! Complicated! Emotionally distant! Her biological mother was as indifferent as a chrysanthemum and bad at expressing herself. Time to start 75.1kReads9.5Score7.9kShelves

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I beg you to read this novel. I will be laughed to death. It is not a pile of bad jokes. I will be amused to death by the heroine and his friends. I feel very warm when I read it especially when I am young. There is a plot about having the wrong child, but there is no bad one (the bad ones are also trained by the heroine by force hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha) The heroine is such a real little sunshine, I am so happy to see it

64 快 Quick Transmigration: I Don’t Want to Be This Bad Either 快穿：我也不想这么坏啊 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] + [No Romance] In her previous life, Pei Ling passed the civil service exams and worked diligently her way up from the grassroots to a senior provincial position, sweeping out organized crime and cracking down on every kind of illegal activity. She was upright to the core. Then she entered a Quick Transmigration world and was handed the script of a villainess: a born bad seed who did every evil under the sun, so terrifyingly powerful that the protagonists could only scrape 26.8kReads9.0Score2.7kShelves

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Super funny, there is no male protagonist, only the female protagonist dominates various small worlds, attacking all evil people indiscriminately, the attack method is extremely explosive, it is not recommended to watch it while eating... She is very friendly to the good female protagonist in the original world (post)

65 叶 Ye Luoli: Everyone in the Lingxi Pavilion Can Hear My Thoughts 叶罗丽：我被灵犀阁全员读心了 Savory Soup Fish咸汤鱼Anime Fanfiction121k WordsOngoing [No romance + absurd humor + wild antics + everyone gets taken out equally] Good news: A Qiu is alive again! Bad news: She doesn't seem human anymore! On her first day as the bearer of the Power of Spirit Bonding, A Qiu watched a crowd of handsome men and beautiful women fight over her and burst out laughing like a pig! What she didn't know was that every official Spirit Pavilion Master could hear her thoughts! On the first day Yan Jue hosted the Spirit Pavilion selection, a voice popped int 2.1kReads8.7Score252Shelves

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This is really a pure comedy about eavesdropping on people's voices. It only has the target of persecution, no CP, and the heroine herself is very strong.

66 炮 The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒，老六们偷听我心声 Never Tiring of the Sound声声不倦Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news: 6.2kReads9.3Score787Shelves

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Two non-CP funny articles. The kind that can beat the bed in the middle of the night

68 反 The Villainess Puts on a Show, and Makes Others Get Struck by Lightning 反派女配她装比，她让别人遭雷劈 Brain PLUS脑瓜瓜PLUSAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + a cast of lovable idiots + lighthearted laughs + everyone’s favorite] [Complete] Tang Guo transmigrated into a book before she’d even taken off her pants. Good news: She comes from a prestigious family and can laze around. Bad news: She’s transmigrated as a villainess who’s destined to die. In the original story, she was supposed to grovel at the original male lead’s feet, only to have him run her through the heart with his sword. She wasn’t brain-dead, so of course she chos 4.4kReads9.2Score666Shelves

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Nonsense, I never see cp when reading sand sculptures

70 系 The System's a Clown, I Make Things Worse: Rebellious to the Core 系统沙雕我添堵，一身反骨离大谱 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance9.1M WordsCompleted They came from distinguished families and were beautiful, talented, and exceptional. But whenever they crossed paths with the male and female leads, they became brainless cannon fodder, burning themselves up to make the leads’ romance flourish until their dying breath. And now Gu Mo has become all those women from countless novels. System: Boss, you can face-slap the villains and break up those couples! Go get ’em! Gu Mo: I’m awesome! I can do this! Much later, the System stares in bewilderment 46.1kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves

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No CP, silly comedy, the first book has been completed, a high-scoring masterpiece

71 报 Reporting to Master: Junior Sister Is, Is, Is a Heretic Cultivator 报告师尊，小师妹她她她是个邪修 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, transmigration, no romance, irreverent cultivation] While other people transmigrated into wealth and privilege, Chi Yu became a lowly servant in a sect, bullied by everyone and forced to wash even her junior sister's chamber pot. She decisively quit that miserable life and fled in the dead of night with a sack over her shoulder. She had planned to quietly be a good girl, but her cunning, shameless nature was already deep in her bones, and it turned out to be contagious. After Chi 11.5kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves

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These books are all fairy works, some are unfinished, and most of them are sand sculptures of group figures.

77 这 The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪 What Kind of Trash Did I Write?写的什么垃圾Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The 36.7kReads8.9Score3kShelves

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Guess you like [Shy] Carefully selected non-CP sand glyphs [Sending Hearts] with ratings above 9.2, Guaranteed to be good-looking [Please pay attention] In the first book, the protagonist has various skills given by the magic modification system, trying to give the enemy the most mental attacks [laughing] Acting the most awesome and being the most arrogant person [laughing] In the second book, the heroine was tricked into going to a small world to experience life. Originally, the system wanted the heroine to abuse the scum, but the heroine only saw money in her eyes [crying] The third and fourth books are all very funny [laughing] and the last one is finished, so you can read it with confidence [laughing]

80 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 14.2kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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Alas, I just accidentally killed the five-step snake! I should have kept it! "Then I take four steps and let it bite me again. Then I take five more steps to forcibly renew my life!" "

81 穿 After Transmigrating Into a Melodramatic Novel, I Sent Every CEO to Work at a Sewing Machine 穿进狗血文后：霸总全去踩缝纫机 As Precious as Pearls and Gems如珠似宝Modern Romance245k WordsCompleted [Gossip + System + Absurd Comedy + Unhinged CEO + No CP + Nonsense] After Jiang Wanqiu transmigrates into a book with a gossip System, she discovers she’s the heroine of an angsty novel. The male lead has her kidney and uterus removed, and somehow they still end up happily together? Jiang Wanqiu flips the table and refuses to play along. The CEO wants to take my kidney? I’ll send him off to prison to work a sewing machine! But why is this world full of over-the-top melodrama? My best friend is r 981Reads8.7Score121Shelves

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There is no cp in this one, and the subject matter is novel, making my stomach hurt from laughing [laughter]

82 快 Quick Transmigration: I Changed a Few Words, So Why Did the Story Fall Apart? 快穿：改了几个字，书咋崩了 Fish Spitting OO鱼吐OOModern Romance408k WordsCompleted [System + wild imagination + silly fun + hilarious + female lead, no CP] Jiang Nuan transmigrates and gains a golden finger that lets her access and alter the plot whenever she’s near the male and female leads. [Xu Yan sneered and walked toward Rong Jia.] Looking at Rong Jia, a hopeless romantic, Jiang Nuan smirked and changed “walked” to “crawled.” Xu Yan sneered and was just about to step forward when his body went out of his control and he sprawled on the ground. Under everyone’s stunned gaze 1.5kReads8.9Score186Shelves

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These three!!! Very funny!!! No CP!!! The first book: I have read all the more than 200 recommended books. There is no such book (it may be but I haven't seen it, so don't complain). There are many laughs. Come and check it out!!! The second book: I saw someone had pushed it, but I still wanted to push it. It's so good-looking and so funny. One time I emo'd myself in the middle of the night, and I thought I'd read this book to relax. After reading a few chapters, I stopped emo for a moment. The third book: I saw only a few people pushing it. I also hope you can see this book, so I'm here to push it. I'm so stupid. Come and check it out!

83 全 All of the Capital Knows That Father and Daughter Have a Few Screws Loose 全京城都知道，那对父女脑子有坑 Little Wine Riddle小酒谜Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and witty + no romance + daily life + everyone’s favorite + satisfying read + ridiculous fun + strong female lead + ensemble cast + political intrigue + absurd plot] (I’m no good at writing introductions, so just jump straight into the story!) Ever since Ye Qiong, the only child of Prince Duan’s household, was kicked in the head by a donkey and lost her memory, The old libertine Prince Duan’s good days came to an end. Other families enjoy loving fathers and filial children. The Pri 299.9kReads9.2Score33.5kShelves

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I just finished reading the latest chapter of the second book tonight, and I basically laughed all the time. I haven't seen such a funny article in a long time. Of course, the first one is also very good. By the way, I read the third one a long time ago.

86 这 Thank Goodness That Kid Became a Cop! 这小子得亏是当了警察啊！ Crow Doesn't Fly Planes乌鸦不坐飞机Urban628k WordsOngoing Xu Lai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a police officer, and unexpectedly awakens a god-tier detective System. Whenever he catches a criminal or solves a case, he receives a random reward from the System. The only problem is that the System’s rewards aren’t quite what he expected... “I’m a cop. Why the heck did you give me the skill to counterfeit money?” Xu Lai is initially close to breaking down. But on the very day he reports for duty, he runs into the leader of a counterfeit-money 51kReads9.0Score5.5kShelves

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It's really funny haha, if it is made into a TV series, I will follow it [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]

87 让 You Were Put in Charge of a Zoo, So Why Did You Drive All the Animals Crazy? 让你接管动物园，你把动物都逼疯 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban1.2M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to Blue Star, Yang Lin inherits an old, run-down zoo from his parents. The bad news is that the zoo barely has any animals. The good news is that he gets a talent-training System. Other people's Systems let them boost their own stats. His lets him boost animals' stats. Boost a chimpanzee, and it awakens incredible throwing skills, hitting any target within a hundred meters. Boost a gibbon, and it awakens an amazing talent for imitation, mastering singing, dancing, and rap. B 10.4kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves

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The first book was originally called Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua Gua. The author was criticized by some readers for writing about strong women and weak men, so he deleted the male protagonist, which was a big deal. In the second book, I was very excited about family and friendship. The third book is a bit long and I haven't finished it yet, but it's definitely covered without CP. The fourth book, I finished it a long time ago, and all I remember is the gorilla shit delivery man. The author of the fifth book can talk about cross talk, which is always interesting, but it is a pity that it is still being serialized. The sixth one is really too long. I transferred to Tomato from another platform. It has been more than a year and it has not been completed yet. I have no patience to pursue it anymore, but I can make enough. The seventh book is also very good, but it's a little verbose in the later stages. The eighth book is about fetal transfusion. His father and mother must be a couple. It is impossible for everyone to have CP. The main plot is to become a qualified b king which is quite interesting. The style is more female-oriented, but Tomato has assigned it to the male channel. Maybe because of this, the rating is low. If you are interested, you can try it out.

92 星 Interstellar: Who Did Those Five Beat Up This Time? 星际：那五个又把谁狠狠揍了？ I Refuse to Flop, Starting with Myself拒绝扑街从我做起Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Military academy + mecha + no romance + coming of age + ensemble cast + light humor + five-person team + strong team spirit] For the first seventeen years of her life, Jiang Lin's goal was to get into Mingde's mechanical engineering department and become a highly paid mecha engineer. But an unexpected turn of events sent her to Dawn Military Academy and set her on the path to becoming an elite solo fighter. Inter-academy tournaments, live-fire drills, interstellar battles... Years later, five s 107.3kReads9.5Score11.8kShelves

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These three giant giant giant giants are beautiful and funny. They all have group portraits and no cp heroines. My family believes in me!!!!!!!!!

93 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 38.3kReads9.4Score6kShelves

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"Da Xian'er, please tell this tiger that I want to make friends with it. I wonder if it is willing?" The owl nodded and translated to the tiger fluently: "Ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho! (She said you are majestic, majestic and charming, and she wants to give you a monkey!)"

94 西 Journey to the West: Breaking the Mold and Making the Buddha Cry 西游：反套路气哭如来 I Just Love Eating Meat就是喜欢吃肉Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Ridiculous] [Anti-Trope] Sun Xiaowu transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West as the yet-to-be-born Stone Monkey, and obtains the strongest Anti-Trope System. He manually adjusts the time of his birth, emerging three hundred years early and leaving the Buddha utterly stunned. From then on, Sun Xiaowu refuses to play by the rules. He won't become the Monkey King... He won't go seek a master... He won't wreak havoc in Heaven... Sun Xiaowu: I had no choice before. 581Reads9.0Score104Shelves

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If the first book had a male protagonist, you would hit me... [Laughing evilly] Things like sand glyphs are nothing more than misfortune for yourself or others. Both of these books are in line [laughing evilly]

96 全 The Whole Family Grabbed Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 26.3kReads9.1Score3.7kShelves

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This Zundu is very beautiful. I recommend everyone to go see it. It has CP and two systems. It is very beautiful. The whole family can hear his voice.

97 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 217.2kReads9.5Score33.9kShelves

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Highly recommended!! These books are all good. The first one. The protagonists in each world have different personalities. There is always one that will touch your heart. Some of the supporting characters are also very funny. Some of the character settings are really magical and interesting. I really like it. Unfortunately, one of the cards was torn. What a pity. No CP, no heroine, [Adoration] In the second book, the protagonist becomes independent from the fast-travel bureau and creates a new fast-travel bureau. Each world has a golden finger. I like the prince plane the most. My brother Bai Yueguang, the prince, has no shortcomings except that he died early. Several supporting characters are set up like the protagonists of other novels. I really want the author to open a novel with them as the protagonists. The passerby is so interesting. I first fell in love with comedy because of this book. I looked for books of the same type for this purpose, but I couldn't find it. I only found a bunch of reading articles. No CP, no heroine, [shy] In the third book, the main character is the strongest, a cool and funny story, the main character was raised strangely and behaves a bit strangely, no cp, no heroine, [face covering] The fourth book, the heroine is the real daughter among the real and fake daughters, all the villains want to capture her for rebirth, the heroine knows it and plays tricks on him/them, the fake daughter changed her gender in order to conquer the heroine, the system can pamper the heroine [face covering] They all have no cp.

99 我 I Drove the Cultivation World Mad by Writing Novels 我靠写小说逼疯修真界 Ying Zhouzhou赢舟舟Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [This book has been signed for publication] [Strong female lead + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping + no CP + madcap story] Workaholic Ye Qingyan works herself to the bone until she gets her company listed on the stock market. Before she can enjoy her rich-lady lifestyle, a car accident sends her into a cultivation novel full of lunatics who are hopelessly obsessed with romance. As the cannon-fodder older sister of the original heroine, she gets abused while the male and female leads ar 35kReads9.0Score5.3kShelves

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Look at it! No cp! It even leads to the entire world of cultivating immortals. It is still written in Chinese, which is very funny! There is a section where the protagonist successfully leads everyone in the sect astray and holds a funeral in advance, hahahahahaha

100 弱 I'm a Weakling, Yet the Righteous Call Me the Supreme Saint-Demon 弱鸡的我，却被正道人士奉为无上圣魔 Ouyang Yun欧阳晕Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [A fresh take on misdirected assumptions + new twists + all kinds of reversals + pretending to be a tiger to eat a pig + wild fantasy ideas + lighthearted comedy] My name is Zhang Mo, and my family has been dirt-poor for generations. Yesterday, while I was farming, the local sect dragged me off to fill a vacancy. After I got up the mountain, I found out that our sect was actually an evil demonic cult. Even worse, after just one day on the job, they wanted me to become the sect leader. Damn this 11.1kReads9.2Score910Shelves

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They all say that there should be no CP and no emotional ties. Are all the book pushers unable to read? Forget about this CP shit. The Supreme Saint Demon Zhang Zongzhu only loves pig knuckles in his life.