Funny, Meme-Filled Stories with No Female Lead (No Creepiness! No Romance!) 搞笑玩梗无女主(不要猥琐的!不要恋爱!)
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The Goofy, Invincible Junior Sister Only Wants to Retire in Peace 沙雕无敌小师妹,只想退休养老
[Absurd comedy + adored by all + punishing scumbags and face-slapping + feel-good wish fulfillment + no romance + slacking off] A ridiculous, lustful junior sister rescues the young men of her sect from misery, while striving every day to slack off! ...Jia Qiao was a legendary top student at Hengzhong. After a mock final exam during her senior year, she transmigrated into a Mary Sue novel, becoming a lovesick, brainless cannon-fodder villainess who meets the most miserable end. The heroine is a
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I Command the Stars in the Rules Tournament 我在规则大赛中掌控星空
[Unconventional Rules-Horror Power Fantasy + Urban High Martial Arts + Hilarious + Mind-Bending + Plot-Driven + No Romance + Supernatural Awakening + Passionate Evolution + Clashes Between Multiple Civilizations + Plenty of Foreshadowing and a Lasting Impact] A high-martial-arts power fantasy wrapped in the trappings of a rules-horror story. It leans comedic early on and grows more action-packed and impassioned later. The world is vast, spanning multiple planes and species, with interstellar con
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I Was Dirt Poor, but After Getting Pulled into a Horror Game, I Escaped Poverty 很穷,被拉进惊悚游戏后,脱贫了
[Horror game dungeons + career-based progression + NPCs caught in a rat race + livestreaming + everyday-life style] Jiang Ye’s daily routine consists of working, studying, working... Then one day, he’s pulled into a horror game during class and awakens an all-career talent. He discovers that all his career skills are a little strange. From the start, he unlocks the career “Small-Town Exam Machine,” with an added skill that lets him make choices for ghosts and monsters. [A difficult choice has ap
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Dead, Then Alive Again 死了复活
[Comedy + Mystery + Scheming + Playing the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Cultivation + Deduction] As the saying goes, when the sky falls, powerful cultivators hold it up; when trouble strikes, the most capable cultivators step in. So Mu Bei has a simple plan: find someone capable to hold things up, and let the capable handle trouble. He can lie low and grow stronger in peace. To that end, Mu Bei drops two cultivation realms and disguises himself as a Body Tempering cultivator, slipping in among cultiva
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My Students Train Hard While I Slack Off, and I Become a Top Mentor 学生苦修我摆烂,躺成了金牌导师
[High Martial Arts + Ensemble Cast + Rewards for Teaching Disciples + Lighthearted + Absurd + Upside-Down Hierarchy] [A warm, slow-paced comedy] Dong Chao transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world and becomes a slacker teacher at a martial arts university. With his foundation damaged, he is completely unable to cultivate. Fortunately, he awakens the Mentor and Friend System. As long as he earns his students' approval, he can absorb their talents, supernatural abilities, techniques, cultivatio
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The Rusted Crown of Crows 群鸦的锈冠
Fourth Calamity + Comedy + Dystopian + Slow Burn + Ensemble Cast [If you could hear everyone's wishes, would you choose to become a god or a madman?] My name is Gu Linyuan, and I'm the leader of a rebel army hunted by the Empire. On the verge of death, I awakened the power of the “Spacetime Network Spirit,” so I summoned a group of… lunatics from my homeworld, Earth. Oh, they call themselves the “Fourth Calamity,” “players,” and “Echoes.” They think this is a full-dive game. So they: perform ta
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I'm Just a Nobody! And I'm Determined to Blow Up the Entire Death System for People Who Transmigrate into Books! 我!路人甲!励志炸穿整个穿书死亡系统!
Me! A Nobody! Determined to Blast My Way Through the Entire Transmigrate-Into-a-Book Death System!
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Stop Cultivating Immortality for a Moment, Come Help Me Investigate the Immortal Sect Cafeteria! 先不要修仙了,快跟我查仙门食堂
Forget cultivating immortality for now. Come help me investigate the Immortal Sect cafeteria!
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Interstellar War: The Insectoid Invasion 星际战争:虫族入侵
[Not a straightforward power fantasy] [Star Wars]+ [Insect Swarms]+ [Powered Armor]+ [No System] In 2040, Huaxia livestreamed a crewed lunar landing. To everyone’s surprise, the broadcast captured three interstellar warships from Earth: Huaxia’s Fuxi, the Bear Nation’s Vera, and the Bald Eagle Nation’s New World. The discovery sent shock waves around the world! Since when had Earth’s technology become so advanced? At the sight of this, many elderly viewers watching the broadcast were moved to te
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The Heist of a Hundred Million Sends the Director Straight to the ICU 抢劫上亿,直接给导演吓进ICU
[Crime simulation + battle royale + pursuit + sneaky tricks + comedy + no heroine] From the start, Han Li transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he is taking part in a crime-prevention TV program. To better promote public awareness of crime prevention, the production team has specially invited ordinary people to simulate committing crimes and getting arrested. Han Li awakens the God-Tier Crime Roleplay System. [Ding! Check-in successful. You’ve obtained the master thief skill. Ther
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Thriller Descends: I Become the Demon King in a World of Terror 惊悚降临:我在惊悚世界当魔王
[No female lead] [Hilarious] [Absolutely shameless] [Doesn't act human] “Congratulations, you've been hit by the System jackpot! The Horror System is activating!” A car accident. Su Li was accidentally transported into the game Horror World. While other players were still fighting to survive, Su Li was already happily raking in ghost coins. With the System, Su Li easily trounced all kinds of powerful ghosts. The ghosts wailed for their mothers: “Mom, I want to go home! This demon king is totally
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The Southern Capital's Sky Dome 南都天穹
Invincible from the start + no heroine + travels the world + fast-paced + builds his own faction Passionate action + witty dialogue + top-tier underlings He can soar high enough to rival heaven and earth, then stoop low enough to work the assembly line in a sweatshop! He alone is an entire sect! Invincible from the start, he has no need for romance! He hopes someone will come after him for revenge. Otherwise, it would be far too boring. He never pulls up the roots when he cuts down the weeds, be
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The Immortal Path Is Broken, So I’ll Open the Heavens with My Sword 仙路已断,我以剑开天
Abandoned in the Myriad Beasts Mountains as a baby, Lin Feng is adopted by a couple of martial artists. He thinks having no spiritual root has ended his path to immortality, but his sword bones give rise to a sword spirit root, revealing an astonishing talent for swordsmanship. He thinks he can stay at the martial arts school with his family and live out his days with the sword in his hand. Then disaster strikes, leaving his younger sister's soul gravely wounded. To bring his loved one back to
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Naruto: Disguised as a Man, She Wins Lord Madara’s Heart 火影:女扮男装的她攻略了斑大人
[Female protagonist] [System] [Madara pairing] [Disguised as a man] I have three rules for refusing treatment: I won’t treat anyone I dislike, anyone who’s doomed to die, or... Madara Uchiha’s heartache. As an excellent System, Qianyin transmigrates into the Uchiha Clan as an unregistered outsider. At first, all she wants is to coast on big data and wait out her days. Who knew she’d go a little overboard by accident Winning over the eldest daughter of the Fuma Clan and raising the Uchiha’s haugh
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The Great Wall of Anping 安平长城
At the far northern border, there stands a towering Great Wall. The flames of war have burned for a hundred years, never once dying out! Countless men and women of talent and ambition regard it as their final resting place, the holiest of grounds. To die in battle there is the highest honor imaginable! It is a scarlet frontier built from mountains of corpses, bones, and the passage of endless years. It is also the final line of defense protecting all under heaven. Its name is the Anping Great Wa
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I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World, Where a Powerful Master Helps Me Become an Immortal 穿越到修仙界有大佬带我一起成仙
[Transmigration]+ [Cultivation]+ [Comedy]+ [Dual Protagonists]+ [A Steady Pace] What kind of sparks will fly when a goofy oddball and a master schemer meet in another world? What kind of incredible creations can a companion doll and a telescoping stone stele be transformed into? After accidentally saving a useful pawn, he unexpectedly transmigrates to the world of Cultivation. He had hoped to take all the cheat powers with him, but instead, all he got was a stone. Shang Yunjing, whose mind works
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My Golden Finger Is Stealing Other People's Golden Fingers! 我的金手指是拆别人金手指!
When the System Reclamation Bureau Runs Into a Smirking Dragon King: The Poor Trio’s Wild Adventure in Dismantling Systems (Also Known as A Merit Pool Without Merit, and a Waistband Hiding a Whole World) In a cultivation world where Systems are more plentiful than chives, there’s a mysterious organization even poorer than a beggars’ gang: the Heavenly Dao System Reclamation Bureau. Other cultivators rely on golden fingers to defy fate and change their lives. They make ends meet by dismantling Sy
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A Cunning Cultivator: I Never Meant to Outdo the Whole Sect 老六修仙:我真没想卷死全宗门啊
"Run! Senior brother, he's here again!" Su Shenxing felt aggrieved. He just stacked ninety-nine layers of defensive skills and went out to buy groceries. His only wish is to live in peace until the end of his life, but he has awakened the "Black Golden Scale for Measuring the Sky". As long as he collects the "resentment points" of others, he can infinitely strengthen the magical elixir. As a result, the style of painting in the world of immortality changed suddenly. Facing his junior brother, th
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Starting with Inuyasha: Chaos Across the Heavens 从犬夜叉开始的乱穿诸天
(Starts with a little kid protagonist~ comedy from the get-go~ lighthearted story~ silly and fun~ high-martial-arts urban fantasy~ adorable redemption arcs~ cat transformations~ sandbox simulations~ transmigration across worlds~ not mindless~ not dark~ upright values~ friendship~ ensemble cast~ family bonds~ trade~ supernatural events~ making dreams come true.) After being reborn, Ling Tianyuan entered a vast world of cat people where fantasy, the supernatural, modern urban life, and high martia
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Xuanhuan: A Tough Guy Cries and Transmigrates into a Villainess 玄幻:猛男落泪穿成反派女配
Warning: This book is completely unhinged and toxic. Please read and listen with caution. If readers develop psychological problems, the author accepts no responsibility, the author accepts no responsibility, the author accepts no responsibility! Important things must be said three times! No responsibility!
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Brother, Why Would I Ever Hurt You? 兄弟哥哥怎么会害你呢
One day, someone asked Song Jiang, "Hero Song, what do you have to say about your dark past?" Song Jiang's expression darkened. "What dark past? Anyone listening would think I'd done something shameful! Let me say it again: it was history from the days of the black gang forces, not some dark past."
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A Long Journey in Another World 异界旅途漫漫
[No System + Original Story + Ensemble Cast + No Brain-Dead Characters + Fast-Paced + Pure Romance] I’m dedicated to creating a different kind of world and bringing everyone a fresh new thrill, along with a more realistic experience! The rain fell without letup, day after gloomy day. Beneath the curtain of rain... Travelers from another world, I’d like you to finish this terrible game of chess for me. Anyone can be a chess piece, anyone can be sacrificed. All living beings are players in this ga
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A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命?我拥有不死之身
Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu
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Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤,全民求我当总统
Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System
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Yushi Detective Agency 语事台侦探屋
New pen name: Qingqiantao. Weibo: Qingqiantao’s Taoyao Realm After resigning from office, Song Jingfeng got a new job through an introduction from a former colleague. When Song Jingfeng arrived and looked up, he saw the sign: Yushitai Detective Agency! Song Jingfeng: … Boss, do the censors know you named it that? Song Jingfeng, the new top scholar, began his new life at the Yushitai Detective Agency, doing odd jobs like catching cats and finding dogs. Just as Song Jingfeng was racking his brains
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BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘?我才是天庭的BOSS
BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS
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When I Met Shengxia 遇到盛夏
[PS: This is a fictional school-life story!! Mostly comedy, no romance, with a female supporting character, a close-knit group of bros, and a rivalry between two unlucky opponents. Don’t miss it as you pass by!] First. “Class 8 of Senior Year is no ordinary class: half go work in factories, half go to junior college.” “The Jade Emperor’s power is boundless, help me sweep through the college entrance exam!”... Second. The answer choices in these new-style questions tag and roast one another. A.
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Easy Career 易业
[Mind-bending + high IQ + meme humor + classic heroic storyline] (A slow burn. If you're willing to read patiently through Chapter 13, the author would be deeply grateful. Thank you!) In this universe: Cultivators treat mortals like dirt, great shamans casually sacrifice living beings, and superintelligent beings couldn't care less about the rise and fall of lesser civilizations. On top of all that, demonic karma runs rampant, threatening every intelligent life-form. "So what!" Xia Yi raises his
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Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我,系统,求打赏
I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates?
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When Warcraft Descends: From the Start, They Mistake Me for a God 魔兽降临:开局被当成神明
Transmigration · Gods · Farming · Ensemble Cast · Lighthearted · Wild Ideas · Multiple Races Coexist · Subverting Expectations I woke up and found myself a god, offered up in sacrifice by the villagers. A Death Knight and a Fire Prince lived inside me, the Holy Light and a demigod watched from above, I was drowning in high-interest System debt, and my landlord was a sleeping elven big shot... From a rundown outpost to a land sparkling with starlight, I took in wood elves, orcs, goblins, undead,
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统:我靠砸钱打穿星际
[Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A
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Honkai: Star Rail: Tom Cat Sign-In from the Start, Leaving Herta Stunned 崩铁:开局签到汤姆猫,黑塔破防
Lin Xuan transmigrates into the Honkai: Star Rail universe, receives a gift from Mother Earth, and awakens a sign-in System. All he has to do is sign in to receive all kinds of rewards. The rewards range from a few Credits to mastery over an entire Path. He can get anything directly. [Ding! Host transmigration successful. First sign-in reward: one advanced sign-in.] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, on receiving a special reward: the Power of Tom Cat.] With Tom Cat around, who needs the heavens? Thi
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There's Something Wrong with This Protagonist's Head 这个主角脑子有问题
Also known as "Urban Oddballs," this story follows an eccentric male lead who is clearly the protagonist but has a System and still thinks he's just a supporting character. He transmigrates to a world where spiritual qi has revived.
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Global Beast Taming: I Awakened a Cultivation System 全民御兽:我觉醒修仙系统
[Beast Taming + Immortal Cultivation + Comedy + Scheming + Hidden Manipulator + Supernatural Powers + One Heroine (No Heroine) = ?] Hu Yici, an outstanding keyboard prodigy with two and a half years of practice, transmigrates to a parallel world of beast taming and successfully awakens a golden finger System. “Ding!” “God-Tier Immortal Cultivation System successfully bound. Complete shocking tasks to earn rewards.” Ten-pull complete. Congratulations, you’ve obtained the Mighty Slap technique! Hu
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Xianxia: From the Start, a Deaf Man Who Begins by Playing the Suona 仙侠:开局聋子,从吹唢呐开始
[Xianxia] [Grinding and Spending] [Longevity] [Dominating the Ages] "Play the erhu until your back gives out, blow the suona for a lifetime." Transmigrated as a deaf man from the start, he becomes the sect's chief funeral musician. [Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix: Lv. 2 (1/5000)] Effect: Purges impurities, opens meridians and strengthens channels, and helps the departed pass on... He is the chief funeral musician of the Green Ox Sect, diligently carrying out his duties every day.
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