Funny, Meme-Filled Stories with No Female Lead (No Creepiness! No Romance!) 搞笑玩梗无女主（不要猥琐的！不要恋爱！）

1 老 Teacher Laoliu: I Got Soaked, and You Want to Hold an Umbrella? 老六老师：我淋过雨你们想撑伞？ Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 21.9kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves

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☘️[System Lao Liu plays jokes, funny scenes with no heroine and no emotions] Le Ziwen, please do not bring it into reality. Traveling through the parallel world, Jiang Feng found that he had become a post-2000 teacher who participated in the "Searching for the Most Beautiful Gardener in the Country" competition. For half a year, he gave live classes to students. Facing the innocent and simple first-year high school students, Jiang Feng began to engage in various unscrupulous behaviors, and the class's style gradually began to become strange. .. On the first day of school, I played a small game and defrauded the students' mobile phones until they lost all their money.

8 惊 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚，我在诡异世界当圣父 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery594k WordsCompleted Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 11.5kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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The first one is Liu Ye's son Liu Shu; the second one's male protagonist is not Yuan Nao, but he is very cool in saving people's predicament; the third one is very suitable to be included as a classic protagonist with all kinds of funny jokes and tricks; the last one, the male protagonist is as long as I am neurotic enough, no trick can defeat me.

12 直 Livestreaming the People’s Livelihood: Let’s Welcome the Next Victim! 直播民生：有请下一位受害者！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban928k WordsOngoing [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 33.5kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves

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No heroine, funny

13 鬼 The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Mystery542k WordsCompleted Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial 13.4kReads9.2Score964Shelves

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The main character of this book is the abstract body, right? His brain circuit is very strange. He is not afraid when a ghost knocks on the door at night. He calls his neighbor to come out to get a "box lunch". He encounters a ghost at a crossroads demanding money from his life? He throws it into the Buddha's merit box with his backhand.

17 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 217.2kReads9.5Score33.9kShelves

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Funny, no heroine, Brother Yezi is awesome

18 散 The Long Road of a Rogue Cultivator 散修路漫漫 Brother Panda熊猫兄Xianxia53k WordsOngoing Xu Fan is an unaffiliated cultivator with dual Fire and Wood spiritual roots. With no one to rely on, he has to depend entirely on himself. On this brutal path of cultivation, Xu Fan needs no one else. I’ll climb step by step to the very top, and become a sect patriarch and founding ancestor. 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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This this.

19 我 Scamming My Way Through the Cultivation World 我在修真界坑蒙拐骗 Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 24.7kReads8.7Score2.4kShelves

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There is no heroine, it is immoral and funny, but it will not attack innocent people. The system grants immortality, and you can get rewards for doing things

20 恐 Horror Movie NPC Goes on a Killing Spree in a Terror Game 恐怖片NPC在惊悚游戏杀疯了 Snow-Skin Lantern冰皮灯笼Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror + comedy + power fantasy + no female lead (male protagonist has no romantic pairing)] A horror game swept across the world. Fu Yan, an NPC from a horror movie in a higher plane of existence, was accidentally dragged into the game. Fu Yan: Since you've all gone to the trouble of inviting me, I won't hold back. From then on, the “horror game” was plunged into the shadow of someone named “Fu Yan”... Horror NPCs: Please, don't come any closer! Livestream viewers: Can someone do something abo 80.4kReads9.6Score10kShelves

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I can't stop laughing at you ╰(*´`*)╯

21 惊 Thriller: I Became Excessively Twisted for Fear of Looking Ungraceful 惊悚：因为担心不优雅而过度变态 The Sound of Wind and Rain at Night,夜来风雨声丶Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted [Horror + No Female Lead] A bizarre game descended, pulling all of humanity into a strange world to complete terrifying missions. Fail, and you lose life points. When your points hit zero, you die! Zhao Yi, a renowned psychiatrist, was dragged into the game too, but some unknown glitch appeared in his data source code. And so, an abnormal human emerged, one who made every ghost and monster tremble in fear! The Crybaby Ghost: I just wanted to give him a side quest, but he chopped off my head! The 110.4kReads9.5Score13.6kShelves

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Funny, strength comes first

22 浮 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生：我打捞的物资全成精了 Carrot Hater拒绝胡萝卜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 45.3kReads8.8Score6.8kShelves

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The first one is about survival and comedy. The main character is treated as a lunatic. I like the Adélie penguin QQ in it. Why is a penguin so funny and cute at the same time? The plump one is so cute. Of course I also like the second one. Da Vinci is so cute. There is also a Napoleon in it. I really want to read this book after hearing the name. Theme categories: Funny~Hot-blooded~Survival~(˵¯͒¯͒˵) All without CP~No heroine~Not obscene~There is no girl in the first one~

28 弃 Surviving on a Forsaken Star: Combine Identical Junk into Brand-New Gear 弃星生存：相同垃圾合成全新装备 Wang Zilü王自律Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.1M WordsCompleted After the Second Era, Earth became the largest technological junkyard in the Milky Way. A scavenger's cloak billows in the wind as Cheng Qi stands atop a mountain of trash. [Similar technological object detected] [Beginning synthesis] [Damaged Nanny Bot], [Safety-Guard Nanny Bot], [Environment-Adaptive Nanny Bot]! [Mechanical Exploration Shoes], [Mechanical Exploration Leggings], [Jet-Powered Turbine Boots]! [Surgical Assistant Gloves], [Intelligent Assistant Gloves], [Gravity-Field Adjustment G 562.5kReads9.1Score128.5kShelves

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The first one is my favorite, (technical, doesn't seem to have many jokes) and has a funny plot. The last three without female protagonists are purely funny. The fourth book is a follow-up to the second one. The protagonist is the biological son of the second book. Don't worry, the second book has the protagonist having asexual reproduction and there is no female protagonist.

30 生 I Eat Monsters Whole, But I'm Definitely Not Going Crazy! 生吞怪物的我，绝对没有发癫！ Go Study First先去学习Mystery616k WordsCompleted [No heroine, gradually becoming less than human, chaotic fun, decisive and ruthless but not dark] Cheat powers are meant to be fun! I transmigrated, so why should I have to deal with all this social etiquette? What the hell is with these brain-dead villains and stupid heroines? I’ll eat them! Bow to some damn master and make friends? I’ll just rocket over there, do a 360-degree Thomas Flair, and eat them! I’ll chomp down on the leader’s head! The authorities aren’t getting away either! I’ll poun 6.2kReads9.3Score744Shelves

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Can can word funny, funny, no heroine

38 张 Zhang Shiyi's Hilarious Ghost-Hunting Adventures 张十一的爆笑抓鬼生活 Ten Lifetimes, This Life十世今生Mystery997k WordsCompleted Fantasy and the supernatural, with a lighthearted, humorous tone and a touch of horror. My name is Zhang Shiyi. I have ten senior brothers, so my name is Zhang Shiyi. But all ten of my senior brothers are dead. They’re lying in the graves outside. What? My master? He’s dead too. The biggest, roundest grave is his. Haha~ Well, congratulations, then~ Get ready to sing: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to you, hey! Congratulations, congratulations to you~ 24.7kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves

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An unreliable master, an unreliable apprentice, an unreliable senior brother, and an unreliable author. They will laugh until you smash the wall and cry until your heart breaks. The good book is finished. You can watch it with confidence [smile] [shy]

39 直 Livestream Shenanigans: My Antics Have the Whole Internet Dying of Embarrassment! 直播整活：我整的活，全网社死！ Ji Lun Quan 9季伦劝9Urban433k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Meme References + Power Fantasy + Livestream Shenanigans] Lu Chuan transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a livestream show. As luck would have it, he binds to the Explosive System. By completing its outrageous challenges and earning secondhand embarrassment points from those around him, he can exchange them for all kinds of reward packs. But the System's missions gradually grow more and more absurd. [Livestream mission: Hit on a young woman on the street, add her as 6kReads6.4Score395Shelves

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I think these are all funny. I recommend them.

43 从 Starting My Supernatural Journey in Another World 从异界开始超凡 Snow Over the Flat Lake雪满平湖Urban3.7M WordsCompleted [No System + showboating + the only one with magic + comedy + urban cultivation + playing weak while secretly strong + modern city + high-level martial arts + travel between two worlds] Heaven gave Li Mobai the ability to transmigrate to a cultivation world, but forgot to give him a golden finger. No matter. What respectable person relies on a golden finger? With heaven’s favor, technology as his weapon, and hard work, who cares about golden fingers? He just wants to travel between worlds, mostl 28kReads8.0Score4.2kShelves

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In this book, the main character is very sultry and is good at all kinds of slutty operations. I was simply put off by the title. The level is no worse than those novels such as Dali and Jiuzi.

44 那 The Beasts We Ate Until We Burst Back Then 那些年，我们一起撑死的异兽 A Touch of Deep Blue一抹深蓝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 81.9kReads9.1Score10.5kShelves

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This one is neurotic (a compliment!) And has no heroine. It's finished, so you can be brainless and enter.

45 平 There’s Nothing Special About Me, So I Can’t Be the Protagonist! 平平无奇的我，才不会是主角呢！ Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Urban445k WordsCompleted Wu Qi always thought he was an ordinary person. He believed that, as someone with no particular talent, the most important thing was to keep a low profile! Everyone else: ... You call punching someone so hard they fly around the Earth once keeping a low profile? You call lifting objects weighing several tons with one hand and casually dragging them along with the other keeping a low profile? You call treating demon beasts that everyone considers dangerous as snacks keeping a low profile? Most im 11.3kReads8.8Score932Shelves

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The male protagonist is like Tom Cat [laughing] ⭐Wu Qi is wrestling with his little friend "Little Bear". The Little Bear is a giant bear that is as tall as eight floors, but he is still often thrown away. As usual, after Wu Qi throws the little bear away, he finds a person who is on the verge of being swung, and asks Wu Qi to deliver the things to Tianyang City. But there were many accidents on the way. The red-haired man who came to beat him was punched out. He claimed that he had circled the Blue Star. Everyone didn't believe it. He took out a stack of photos. It was a photo of him posing in the air with the statue of the goddess [laughing] Wait... Why are you still trying to take a picture after he was knocked away?!! ⭐

46 快 Quick Transmigration: My Eccentric, Shameless Host 快穿：我那画风奇特的缺德宿主 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Urban511k WordsCompleted Male protagonist, no heroine + no CP + silly comedy The author thinks this story needs another title: The Author and His Rebellious Readers This is the journey of a max-level human. The first story may not be handled very well, so feel free to start with the second. I didn’t outline the first story properly, so it ended up a little rushed. Please take my advice, darlings!!! World One Not all parents treat their children fairly: Genius Training System (complete). Skip this world, please! I’m begg 16.7kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves

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Don't look at the first world!!! Just skip it so as not to affect your viewing, and follow the author's advice! The protagonist's IQ is online throughout the whole process, and his every move is a sure-shot. He has been single for ten thousand years. If the protagonist is not funny, he is responsible for making others funny. What I recommend more is the one in Mary Sue World. You can laugh when you see a group of normal people being forced to follow the plot in a world set by Mary Sue. You will laugh straight to the hammer bed. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

49 预 Prophecies Can’t Be Trusted, and What You See Isn’t Real 预言不可信，所见非真实 Rain Eaves Daddy雨檐霸霸Modern Romance254k WordsCompleted Also known as How to Survive as an Office Worker in a Dogblood Novel and The Self-Cultivation of a Corporate Drone Complete. The ending may be a little rushed, but I finished it properly. It isn't abandoned. Li Fu accidentally transmigrated into a dogblood novel called The CEO's Runaway Little Wife. She didn't have a System giving her missions, a golden finger, or the role of the novel's heroine, the little wife. She was the CEO's personal secretary. She would help the CEO find love and witness 2.8kReads9.2Score340Shelves

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I was very happy to laugh to death. The first book was about how the protagonist survives in a bloody novel. She is a secretary and does not look like a woman. The second book was to laugh to death and it had a lot of memes. The third book was a Genshin Impact fanfiction and it was also very funny. The last one was still very funny even though all the characters were destroyed.