Funny, Meme-Filled Stories with No Female Lead (No Creepiness! No Romance!) 搞笑玩梗无女主（不要猥琐的！不要恋爱！）

53 什 What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么！因为太抽象不看！自己掰开 Heartbroken, Heartbroken心寒心寒了Urban596k WordsOngoing [Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m 490Reads7.4Score—Shelves

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A fun story about daily jokes on campus. The system travels through time and the protagonist is gone.

54 碧 Grand Blue: Call Me the Immortal of Wine 碧蓝之海：请叫我酒中仙人 Pen on Paper纸上笔下Anime Fanfiction2.5M WordsCompleted (Grand Blue, goofy comedy, shameless humor, slice of life) Sebas, a young drunkard, wakes up to find that he has inexplicably been summoned by Angel, a goddess from another dimension. She gives him a System and unceremoniously dumps him into one alternate world after another, where he must also complete a series of bizarre and ridiculous daily tasks on a regular basis. However, as Sebas completes task after task and grows stronger, he finds it increasingly hard to keep from complaining about his 2.4kReads8.6Score186Shelves

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Funny, [eating melon]

56 我 I'm a Post-2000s Kid. I Have Money and Love, So Why Date? 我00后，有钱有爱，就不恋爱 The Jelly Froze果冻冻了Urban528k WordsCompleted [Meme humor + comedy + creative ways to dodge matchmaking pressure + master schemer] Also known as "108 Ways to Deal with Pressure to Get Married" With marriage rates plunging in recent years, Mango TV created a livestream show called "Four Generations Observe Marriage" to help people appreciate the joys of marriage. One family from each generation, the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00s, was chosen for observation. Lin Hao, a single guy from the 00s, became the control group. “Marriage is too risky. Stayin 1.7kReads6.5Score106Shelves

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They are both very interesting to watch and both are live broadcasts. The first one is about a variety show where the male protagonist is against urging marriage and frequently makes jokes and jokes. The second one is very funny about selling blind boxes during the live broadcast. The third one is about a male protagonist who travels through time and becomes a little Taoist priest and engages in live broadcast jokes. He has no real skills and is a bit clever. It is very interesting. It focuses on a man who believes in science but he himself is not very scientific.

59 玩 Players, Behave Yourselves: My Senior Brother Isn’t a Game Bug 玩家请自重我师兄不是游戏BUG Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 11.6kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves

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The eldest brother is so evil that he even kills himself when he is right. He is against the routine and has no CP. It is very funny.

60 娱 Showbiz: The Happy Superstar and His Hapless Fans 娱乐：快乐巨星和他的冤种观众们 A Lucky Fortune Slip一支上上签Urban636k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + Showbiz + Comedy + Livestreaming + The Ultimate Troll + Best Actor + Focused on Stirring Up Trouble… and Work! + An Overpowered Male Lead!] Ye Su transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a D-list pretty boy mocked by the entire internet. How could he put up with that? He has to make a splash! He has to win fans! So he joins variety shows and completely derails their usual style. “He catches a venomous snake with his bare hands? It coils around his hand while he 19kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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They are all funny, but basically I haven't finished them yet. The first one has a new single character's brain circuit and is in live broadcast mode; the second one has a mentally ill protagonist who lives in a world where ghosts are everywhere and people can become immortals. He is so deep in Dihua that he can do anything with the help of the system; the third one also has a system, and reporters live broadcast all kinds of weird things; The fourth book is about gangsters. There are three missions and I only read the first two. The protagonist has a super high IQ and successfully commits crimes. The dialogues and plots in the process are humorous. I kept laughing while reading this article.

62 怪 Monsters Run Amok: I Sweep This World with Laughter 怪物横行：我以笑声横扫此界 Hardworking Goldfish努力的金鱼Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [No female lead + System + transmigration + demon beasts + undead + artificial intelligence] Lu Yu transmigrates to a strange world of spirit and martial arts, where technology and cultivation, demon beasts and the undead overturn everything he thought he knew. Luckily, a golden finger is essential for anyone who transmigrates. But after reading the System’s introduction, he decides he’d be better off without this ridiculous thing. He’s a man through and through, not some peerless beauty, so why 4kReads8.9Score373Shelves

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These? It feels quite consistent.

64 惊 Horror Survival Game: This Little Old Lady Is Seriously Wicked 惊悚国运，小老太太坏的很 Jin San'er瑾三儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestream + National Fortune + Horror Games + Farming. Nonsensical, lighthearted comedy, with unserious horror and unserious national fortune.] Dong Shuzhen was a little old lady of sixty-five. At last retired, she switched into travel mode. Who knew that she’d fall asleep on a plane and wake up having transmigrated? She’d become a little old lady of the same name and age. The history of this world’s nations was much like that of her original world. The main difference was that in 16kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves

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The first protagonist travels through time, is selected into the strange story about rules, awakens the naughty child's talent at the beginning, pulls out the 👴🏻oxygen tubes all the way, kills weirdos👩🏻, lets others build snowmen at the speed of life and death, and makes me recite the teacher's example. If you can't recite it, you will die [note][note][note] It really made me laugh to death🤣🤣🤣 The protagonist of the third book is an old lady, but she is not an ordinary old lady. She belongs to a group of people who are smiling and charitable on the surface but are secretly shady [note] [note] [note] The process is very funny. The protagonist uses her identity as an old lady to do many funny things, leaving the enemy stunned for a while [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]

65 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 5.7kReads9.3Score852Shelves

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1. All members are not human beings ~ 2. Salvage people from the underworld ~ 3. As the name suggests ~ ✧*. ٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧*.

68 诸 The Gods’ Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 606kReads9.7Score73.1kShelves

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There are some jokes. It's not obscene without a heroine. The protagonist finally becomes a god. It's very beautiful. I highly recommend it.

69 网 Online Game: Divine Thief, I Am the Lawless One 网游：神级盗贼，我即是无法无天 The Peerless Playboy, Me, Pang Hu绝世骚男我胖虎Sports203k WordsOngoing [Rating just released!] [God-Tier Thief Novel + Game Merges with Reality + One-of-a-Kind Style] [Overpowered Talent + Lone-Wolf Adventures + Hilarious Troll Vibes + Not Reborn + No Annoying Plot Points: No Heroine, No Little Sister, No Feuds from the Start] [Written by the real deal, read with confidence] He's a thief so absurdly powerful that his one skill, stealing, terrifies countless players and NPCs: Shops in small towns are robbed one after another, and the mayor's treasury is ransacked. T 3.3kReads8.2Score212Shelves

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I wrote my own book, Thief Style, with a lone wolf protagonist, decisive killing, no heroine or sister, the first one is being serialized, the protagonist is a heartless sixth man, lawless, nicknamed the Phantom Thief and Wicked, which is a bit fun.

71 恐 Horror Game: I Get Stronger by Talking Back 恐怖游戏，抬杠我就能变强 Idiom for the Deaf成语接聋Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance + infinite-flow + jokes and memes + System power fantasy] Cheng Fei transmigrates into a wilderness world and thinks he's doomed, but to his surprise, he's pulled into a horror game. He realizes that these games seem to contain tons of supplies he can use to survive! So he... This book is also known as: "A Mine Owner's Self-Cultivation" "I Went on a Free Shopping Spree in the Dungeon" "I Get Stronger Every Time I Roast Someone" "They Were Already Stupid, So Why Are You Teasing Them?" —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Infinite Streaming has no heroine [laughs] The first one is more funny, slightly scary [laughs]

73 爆 Hilarious Nonsense: You Call This a Public Education Show? 爆笑沙雕：你管这叫普法节目 Qing Wu Fei Yang卿舞飞扬Urban205k WordsOngoing [Based on hilarious real-life cases + absurd oddballs + System + current events + no female lead] The police station wants to break with tradition and launch a comedy account on Douyin to promote legal awareness. Rookie police officer Lin Yi is entrusted with the task at a critical moment, and the account’s style soon takes a wild turn! Explosive! In the dead of night, ferocious robbers keep showing up, robbing people naked! Absurd! A man reports that the counterfeit money he bought is so fake h 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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Have you ever been attracted by those bizarre real-life cases, but felt they were too heavy? This book will take you into a light-hearted and funny world of bizarre cases! Each case is full of hilarious complaints and unexpected twists, which are guaranteed to make you laugh so hard that you won't be able to stop!

74 塔 Tazhai: I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, but Uncle Dong Urges Me to Obey the Law! 塔寨：屡献毒计，东叔劝我守法！ Number One Under Heaven天下第以Male-Channel Fanfiction186k WordsOngoing "I appreciate you offering Uncle Dong some advice, but these schemes are way too criminal. I wouldn't dare!" I had just transmigrated into the head of the third branch of the Ta Village clan, and now Uncle Dong wanted to take the whole village into action? 158Reads8.3Score101Shelves

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🪭🪭There are so many memes. The first three chapters didn't attract me, so bye bye now👇But this book amazed me in the first chapter. 🌱Gaga is so good, I read it in one sitting. 🔥"Uncle Dong is very happy that you can provide suggestions to Uncle Dong, but these tactics are too punishing. Uncle Dong doesn't dare!" Uncle Dong: "I beg you, abide by the law and follow your tactics. "It's the lightest ice cream I've ever made!"

76 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Sports720k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 10.2kReads8.9Score867Shelves

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Anti-routine online game, drive to become an immortal! 2026 City. Doomsday. Ghost. Nonsensical and hilarious novel. The delivery boy relies on his cool skills to make the two worlds of reality and games go against the sky! ,,,,

77 太 The Sword Maiden of the Grand Void 太虚剑姬 Shen Qingling沈青绫Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Ruthless and Decisive • Heartless Villain • Devoted to the Dao • Master of Manipulation] At the end of a dynasty, powerful clans carved up the land, while spirits and monsters terrorized the countryside. Mighty martial artists preyed on the common people, while exalted immortals looked down on all living things as mere ants. Song Ling came from Earth with a stat-allocation panel and stepped into this vast, turbulent world of cultivation. “Spend five Mystic Source points to improve the third-rat 29.1kReads9.1Score3kShelves

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The world view of the first book is grand and has no emotional lines. It divides the broken world and the real world. There are countless small worlds. Some worlds combine technology with supernatural powers, some worlds combine immortality with technology, and some worlds combine feudal dynasties with immortality technology! Super pretty! In the second book, the depressing feeling of being an undercover agent in the human camp and not betraying the deformed mutants is overwhelming. The protagonist is neither advancing nor retreating, nor are both camps trying to kill him!

82 金 Cultivating Immortality Through Finance: I Can Deceive Anything 金融修仙，我能欺诈一切 The Galaxy Shines Forever星河常明Eastern Fantasy243k WordsOngoing [Fantasy cultivation, wild ideas, meme humor, wish fulfillment, transmigration, System, lighthearted comedy, death flags] A stroke of bad luck sends Lin Kong transmigrating to a cultivation world called the Heavenly Domain. He’s handed a pickaxe from the start, and if he doesn’t finish the work, he dies? No need to panic. Let’s awaken a Deception System and see what it can do. What? I can get stronger just by lying, and get whatever I want? Then what are we waiting for? Let’s do this! Ahem. The 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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A funny story about cultivating immortality without a heroine, highly recommended

83 西 Journey to the West: This Daoist Keeps His Head Down While the Cowardly Monkey Charges Ahead 西游：贫道苟且怂猴哥你先冲 Fat Sheep and Fat Goose肥羊与肥鹅Anime Fanfiction766k WordsCompleted A blend of fantastical elements with the Primordial World, Investiture of the Gods, and Journey to the West. Modern young man Li Xiang transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and awakens the Destiny System. He plans to make a quiet living telling fortunes on the street, until one day, two pockmarked wandering monks come looking for him... Why was the Jing River Dragon King executed? How did Wu Zetian become emperor? Was Li Taibai really an exiled immortal? Who caused Tang Xuanzang to die at the jaws o 762Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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I also want to be funny and have no heroine [laughing]

84 猴 Monkey, Let's Team Up with Yang Jian and Rebel! 猴子，咱叫上杨戬反吧！ Ke Yiyi柯衣一Eastern Fantasy535k WordsCompleted [Alternate Universe] + [Wild Imagination] + [Journey to the West] + [Meme References] What if Tang Sanzang's three disciples were Nezha, Sun Wukong, and Yang Jian? Could they speedrun the eighty-one trials? Monkey: Pfft, why don't we just storm the Palace of Heavenly Clarity? Nezha: No. Not interested. Yang Jian said nothing, simply pulling a Seven-Treasure Exquisite Pagoda from behind his back. Monkey, Yang Jian, and Nezha exchanged grins... Just then, Tang Sanzang slowly stepped forward. Count 4.8kReads9.0Score692Shelves

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When Tang Monk's three apprentices were replaced by Nezha, Sun Wukong, and Yang Jian, would they be able to overcome the Nine-Nine-Eighty-One Difficulty quickly? Monkey: Damn, let's just go to the Lingxiao Palace. Nezha: No, I'm not interested. Yang Jian remained silent and took out a Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda from behind his back. Monkey, Yang Jian, and Nezha looked at each other and smiled... At this time, Tang Seng stood up slowly: Count me as Jin Chanzi.

85 杀 I Killed My Wife a Hundred Thousand Times and Became a God in a Haunted World 杀老婆十万次，我在诡异世界封神 Saving Up for Ice Cream赚钱买雪糕Mystery122k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Exhilarating Action + Decisive and Ruthless + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Paranormal Revival] Song Zhong unlocked the Doge Q ability, and all his evolutions depended on stacking Q. Each stack made him stronger! At 300 Q stacks, he unlocks Lethal Tempo. Q stacks increase his attack speed, up to a maximum of six stacks. At max stacks, his attack speed doubles! At 1,000 Q stacks, he unlocks Heartsteel. Steel gates randomly appear on nearby targets. Strike them with Q t 82Reads—Score—Shelves

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The heroine? What kind of heroine do you want? How many layers of Q can the heroine stack? [Laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]

86 快 The Housekeeper Is Having Another Breakdown in Quick Transmigration 快穿管家又双叒发病了 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 17.8kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves

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There are so many flaws that I don't know what to say, just watch it! (Have you ever seen a kidnapped person who paid more for himself? Have you ever seen a kidnapped person who taught the kidnapper to send a threatening video? Have you ever seen a mother who gave the kidnapper more money just to beat her child? Have you ever seen a middle school boy working as a personal guard? It's not scary for a middle school boy to have ideas, but the scary thing is that he has the ability to realize it hahahahaha. Have you ever seen a holy father who wanders around destroying the world and saving the world when he is ill? Yes, that holy father is the Holy Mother!)

87 我 I Roast People for a Living, and I Took Down the Entire CEO Romance Genre! 我靠蛐蛐人，创翻整个霸总文学！ It's kk是kkTwo Male Leads410k WordsCompleted [Complete + two male leads + workplace gossip + mind reading + one-on-one romance + comedy + unhinged men and women] [Assistant who falls apart every day × silent, gossip-loving CEO] Also known as: I Gossip About People and Bring Them All Down! Zhu Yu, who loves money, wakes up inside the CEO romance novel he’d been reading. That would be fine if it were just one book, but the problem is that every novel by this author is connected. Three pairs of unhinged men and women in one world!!! Luckily, 9.8kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves

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What's funny is that it's not just one person who is making fun, everyone is crazy 🍮🍮 In order not to be succeeded by the crazy father, and for the sake of a better life, we try hard to keep (really keep, not hold) the golden thigh, work hard, and finally hold on to the golden thigh.

88 爆 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Yu Siyuan余四元Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 78.9kReads9.5Score10.5kShelves

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Doesn't vilify women, very funny

91 天 The Sky Screen Connects All Worlds: I'm the Great Sage, and I'm a Male Monkey! 天幕通万界：俺老孙是公猴！ Big Ideas from a Little Nobody小人物大想法Urban84k WordsOngoing Sky screen + comedy + absurdity + no female lead + multiple clones and secret identities + apocalypse + the uncanny + zombies + spiritual qi revival + fusion of the Myriad Worlds (the author writes whatever they dream about) … First world: Primordial Era and Journey to the West Sky screen: Sun Wukong is actually a female monkey! Brother Monkey: Pah! I, Sun Wukong, am a male monkey! I even peed while standing on the Buddha's palm! Sky screen: Actually, there is a way to deal with the Saint-Slayi 146Reads—Score—Shelves

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Funny, no ambiguity, no heroine [cover face][cover face][cover face][cover face]

92 万 Across All Worlds, I’m the Astonishingly Hard-to-Kill King! 万界，我是惊世耐杀王！ Ogryn Human Battery欧格林人柱力Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [System + Absurdity + Losing It + Absolute Madman + Maybe Not Human + I Am a God + I Am a Demon + I Am the King of Writing and Updating] I gave it everything I had, but I couldn't beat the Great-Luck Truck. The System had set me up. The damn System gave me a choice. Supposedly, as long as I keep completing missions, I can gain superpowers beyond those of ordinary people? Well, I'm already dead, so I might as well put my mighty, world-shocking wisdom to the test! What? Higher difficulty means bet 24.6kReads8.6Score3.1kShelves

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I still find this book very funny. The protagonist starts in the hell difficulty. He is born in the girls' bathroom of a vocational high school. His father is a hot boy with yellow hair, and his mother is a yandere girl and a spirited girl. The protagonist is an ordinary baby. Let's see how he can find a chance to survive from the beginning of this hell difficulty.

93 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy458k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 2.9kReads—Score309Shelves

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It fits perfectly. I feel like this is the novel you are talking about. Please feel free to read it.

94 全 Global Sect Master: One Gift Pack a Day Turns Me into an Immortal Emperor 全民宗主：我一天一个礼包成仙帝 Emotionless Salted Fish木得感情的咸鱼Eastern Fantasy363k WordsCompleted [Global]+ [Disciple Training]+ [No Romance]+ [Path of Immortal Rivalry]+ [Farming] Everyone transmigrates to the World of Heavenly Mandate and becomes a sect leader. They must recruit disciples and complete missions to advance and gain cultivation. In this world, immortals raise mortals like livestock and refine them into blood pills. Great clans control the immortal sects, leaving low-ranking cultivators unable to advance. A hundred years of cultivation pass in the blink of an eye. Will you sub 1.4kReads8.4Score144Shelves

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These are all cool articles without a female protagonist. The content is a little intellectual, but they look very cool.