Looking for Hilarious Short Stories, Really Absurd and Funny. I'm Out of Books to Read 有没有短篇特别搞笑的文，非常搞笑沙雕的，书荒了

1. 1 我 I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought a Fiancé 我在二手平台花十块钱，买了个未婚夫 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought Myself a Fiancé 11.7kReads—Score108Shelves

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   The plot is fast-paced, the jokes are frequent, and it's super entertaining!

2. 2 躺 Lie Flat Immortal Venerable 躺平仙尊 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Eastern Fantasy146k WordsCompleted [Rapid-fire laughs + lighthearted + no romance] Lin Xian transmigrates to a cultivation world gripped by cutthroat competition. His previous incarnation was the ultimate grind king, who worked himself to death from cultivating nonstop. Lin Xian binds himself to a System that rewards him with cultivation whenever he rests, lies flat, or slacks off, but punishes him if he cultivates seriously... 1.2kReads—Score103Shelves
3. 3 朕 I’m Dead, But Not Entirely 朕死了，但没完全死 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚11k WordsCompleted I Am Dead, But Not Entirely 2.1kReads—Score—Shelves
4. 4 老 The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend’s Marriage Died 老公变温柔那天，闺蜜的婚姻死了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend's Marriage Died 5.9kReads—Score—Shelves
5. 5 我 Something’s Off About My Consort: Why Is He Prettier Than I Am? 我的驸马不对劲：他怎么长得比我还娇艳 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Prince Consort Is Acting Strange: Why Is He Prettier Than Me? 560Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 6 我 The Buddha Pinned Me Down for Five Hundred Years, but the Monk Who Rescued Me Was Even Fiercer 我被如来压五百年，救我的和尚比他还凶 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Male-Channel Fanfiction6k WordsCompleted After the Tathagata Imprisoned Me for Five Hundred Years, the Monk Who Saved Me Was Even Fiercer 88Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 7 从 From Abandoned Disciple to Demon Venerable: My Master Kneels Before Me 从弃徒到魔尊，师尊向我下跪 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted From Abandoned Disciple to Demon Lord: My Master Kneels Before Me 162Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 8 当 When a Man Becomes a Country Girl, the Whole Family Starts to Tremble 当男人变成农村女孩，整个家都开始发抖 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted When a Man Turns Into a Rural Girl, the Whole Family Starts to Tremble 199Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 9 垃 The Snake-Man I Found in the Trash Pretends to Have Amnesia Every Day, but the Comments Say He Wants to Marry Me 垃圾堆捡来的蛇人天天装失忆，弹幕说他想娶我 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚16k WordsCompleted The Snake Man I Found in a Garbage Dump Pretends to Have Amnesia Every Day, and the On-Screen Comments Say He Wants to Marry Me 93Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 10 我 I Saved an Immortal's Life, and He Turned Around and Had My Whole Family Executed 我救了神仙一命，他反手把我全家抄了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted I Saved an Immortal's Life, and He Turned Around and Had My Entire Family Arrested 26Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 11 我 I’m Sneaking Glances at Her, and She’s Sneaking Glances at Me 我在偷看她，她也在偷看我 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted I was sneaking a look at her, and she was sneaking a look at me too 1.3kReads—Score—Shelves
12. 12 我 My Hilarious Daily Life With Doubao 我和豆包的逗比日常 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted My Hilarious Everyday Life with Doubao 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Silly short stories

13. 13 A AI Courting the Emperor's Favor: My Harem Is in Chaos AI争宠，朕的后宫不太平啊 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted AI Competing for Favor, My Harem Is in Chaos 8Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 14 我 I'm a Product Manager in the Underworld 我在阴间当产品经理 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭10k WordsCompleted I’m a Product Manager in the Underworld 4Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 15 姐 Sis, I Don't Want to Work Hard Anymore~ 姐姐，我不想努力了~ Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭7k WordsCompleted Big Sister, I don’t want to work hard anymore~ 15Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 16 天 The Heavenly Dao Wants Me to Grind for KPIs? I'll Send You Into Bankruptcy Instead 天道让我卷KPI？反手送你个破产清算 Lots of Strawberry Jelly草莓果冻多6k WordsCompleted The Heavenly Dao Wants Me to Grind KPIs? I'll Send You Into Bankruptcy Instead 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These are some short, mindless, and absurd stories. The first one has no romance; it's a cultivation world story about a female protagonist going crazy and changing the 996 cultivation schedule after she's busy meeting KPIs. The second one is really crazy—an evil god descends, and the female protagonist manages to resolve it, though the visuals are a bit... Well, you can give it a try. If you like it and are interested, give it a check it out! 😯

17. 17 邪 An Evil God Descends to Kill Me? I Drive Him Insane, and He Flees the Solar System Overnight 邪神降临要我命？反手把他逼疯后，他连夜逃出了太阳系 Lots of Strawberry Jelly草莓果冻多6k WordsCompleted An Evil God Descends to Kill Me? I Turn the Tables and Drive Him Mad, and He Flees the Solar System Overnight —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 18 救 Help! How Did I Become an Immortal Dao Ancestor? 救命！我怎么变成仙道老祖了！ I Need to Sleep Well Every Day每天都要睡饱饱11k WordsCompleted Help! How did I become an immortal-path grand ancestor? 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If you enjoy male-oriented comedic short stories, you should give this a try!

19. 19 救 Help! How Did I Turn into a Girl!? 救命！我怎么变成女孩子了！？ I Need to Sleep Well Every Day每天都要睡饱饱10k WordsCompleted Help! How did I turn into a girl!? 4Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 20 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 57kReads—Score528Shelves

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    This is hilarious and ridiculous!!!

21. 21 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score100Shelves
22. 22 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 23 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 24 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves
25. 25 不 Wait, You Cultivators Call Your Parents for Help? 不是，你们修仙还叫家长啊？ Plankton the Lab Rat做实验的痞老板15k WordsCompleted Wait, you people call your parents for help when you cultivate immortality? 27.1kReads—Score737Shelves

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    I highly recommend these funny short stories: If I can't beat someone, I call my senior brother; if I can't beat someone, I call my master.

26. 26 重 Reborn as the Tyrant's Baby 重生后我成了暴君崽 Xu Good Fortune许好运Ancient Romance23k WordsCompleted After Being Reborn, I Became the Tyrant’s Little One 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hahaha, this rebellious son, I bestow upon him the name Xiao Nie.

27. 27 太 The Crown Princess Is a Spendthrift, and the Crown Prince's Good Days Are Over 太子妃败家，太子的好日子到头了 Xu Good Fortune许好运Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted The Crown Princess Is a Spendthrift, and the Crown Prince's Good Days Are Over 1Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 28 王 The Princess Is Addicted to Having the Bedchamber to Herself 王妃她独守空房上瘾了 I Love Grey Wolf我爱灰太狼Ancient Romance60k WordsCompleted What a damn transmigration! Xu Mianmian transmigrated into the body of a timid lovesick fool. Her younger sister was jealous of the original owner's engagement, so she teamed up with their stepmother to set her up and paid a fortune to hire a scumbag to seduce her. Her stepmother even slandered her late mother as unfaithful, and her scumbag father naturally believed the lies and despised the original owner. Good grief, Xu Mianmian isn't some little lamb. She's a black lotus! One dose of medicine 590Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious and refreshing novel, incredibly funny, short story, the first book only has 28 chapters, completed.

29. 29 穿 A Transmigration Wish-Fulfillment Story: The Maid Becomes a Beloved Consort 穿越爽文丫鬟宠妃 I Love Grey Wolf我爱灰太狼Ancient Romance89k WordsCompleted What rotten luck! Zhao Xingyue transmigrates into the body of a lowly third-grade maid. Because she’s pretty, the eldest young lady’s fiancé harasses her, and the vicious young lady sends thugs to ruin her. But she’s nothing like the timid, useless original owner. She slashes him right where it hurts. A senior maid tries to bully and control her? Not a chance. They nearly drown her, then reward her with a bowl of spoiled food. Of course, she won’t let a single wicked woman or scummy man off the 132Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 30 兄 Before Setting Out for War, My Older Brother Sent Me to Be Fostered in the Capital's Number One Scoundrel's Mansion 兄长出征前，把我送到京城头号纨绔府中寄养 You Yu Yu有鱼鱼9k WordsCompleted Before leaving on campaign, my elder brother sent me to be fostered in the household of the capital's number-one playboy. 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A lighthearted, funny, and sweet romance novel with no angst throughout.

31. 31 我 My Cold, Aloof Crush and I Set Off on a Down-to-Earth Journey Back to the Countryside 我和暗恋的清冷校草，来了一场土土回村的双向奔赴 The Girl Who Doesn't Want to Go Bald不想要秃头的少女9k WordsCompleted A down-to-earth trip back to the countryside brings me and the aloof heartthrob I've secretly loved together, each making our way toward the other. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These are all short, funny stories.

32. 32 我 I Speak for Cockroaches, Because They’re the Best at Working Without Complaint 我为蟑螂代言，只因蟑螂是最适合打工，却无怨无悔 The Girl Who Doesn't Want to Go Bald不想要秃头的少女8k WordsCompleted I Speak for Cockroaches, Because They’re the Best Suited to Working, Yet Never Complain 1Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 33 我 I’m a Virus in the Apocalypse, So Why Are All the Protagonists Out of Character? 我在末世当病毒，主角全崩人设？ The Girl Who Doesn't Want to Go Bald不想要秃头的少女10k WordsCompleted I’m a Virus in the Apocalypse, and the Protagonists Are All Acting Out of Character? 2Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 34 穿 I Got a Rabies Shot Before I Transmigrated, but It Didn’t Work Afterward, and I Became the Tragic Romance Heroine 穿越前打了狂犬疫苗，穿越后狂犬疫苗没用成为虐文女主 The Girl Who Doesn't Want to Go Bald不想要秃头的少女10k WordsCompleted I got rabies shots before transmigrating, but after transmigrating, they didn't work, and I became the heroine of an angst novel 2Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 35 天 [BG] Cursed to Be Alone? I'm Clearly a Lucky Star! 【BG】天煞孤星？我明明是福星！ Qingzhu Wanwaner清竹晚晚er27k WordsCompleted [BG] A Jinxed Lone Star? I'm Clearly a Lucky Star! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first book is a heterosexual romance, and the second is a BL (Boys' Love) book. Both are quite lighthearted and funny.

36. 36 俺 [BL] You Silly Goose, I Didn't Call You My Sweetheart 【双男】俺嘞个乖乖不是喊你乖乖 Qingzhu Wanwaner清竹晚晚er14k WordsCompleted [BL] Good Grief, I'm Not Calling You Sweetheart 3Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 37 假 The Fake Heiress Has Gone Mad, She Even Wants a Dog's Kidney 假千金疯了，狗的腰子都想抢 Mu Gu沐谷8k WordsCompleted The Fake Heiress Has Gone Crazy, Even Wanting to Snatch a Dog's Kidney 1.5kReads—Score116Shelves

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    It was so funny, I laughed until my stomach hurt 😏

38. 38 男 The Male Model Is the Real Heiress, The Whole Family Deserves One! 男模型真千金，全家值得拥有！ Mu Gu沐谷9k WordsCompleted A male model and the real heiress: every family deserves one! 23.9kReads—Score821Shelves
39. 39 这 This Senior Brother Is Clearly Powerful, Yet He Always Wants to Call for Backup 这个师兄明明很强，却总是想摇人 Is It Wrong to Be Handsome?长得帅有错吗Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsOngoing The comic adaptation is now available in three versions! [Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [System] + [Absurd] + [Power Fantasy] Wang Teng transmigrated. In his previous life, he was an overworked wage slave, and all he wanted was to lie flat and be a senior brother on Clumsy Peak. Unfortunately, his System forced him to bluff the Son of Heaven's Will with moves like the Kun Fist, the Lightning Five-Whip Combo, radio calisthenics, and the flower-hand dance... His junior sister knocks out enemies with a si 6.8kReads7.2Score531Shelves

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    The protagonist, Wang Teng, is shameless and will call for backup at the slightest provocation. He's a silly, abstract character; if you don't laugh, you can hit me. He'll make you laugh like a pig in the middle of the night! 😏😏😏 [Evil]

40. 40 都 City Slicker: The Security Guard and the Thief 都市混子：保安大盗 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客6k WordsCompleted City Slicker: The Security Guard Thief 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious short story, super funny.

41. 41 都 City Slicker: Genuine or Fake Antiques 都市混子：真假古董 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客7k WordsCompleted City Slicker: The Fake Antique 1Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 42 都 City Slicker: Making It in the World 都市混子：闯荡社会 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客7k WordsCompleted City Slicker: Making It in the World 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 43 都 City Slicker: The Jianghu's Stormy Tales 都市混子：江湖风云 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客7k WordsCompleted City Slicker: Underworld Turmoil 1Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 44 都 City Slicker: I'm a Legend 都市混子：哥是传说 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客6k WordsCompleted City Slicker: I'm a Legend 1Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 45 被 After Being Demoted, I Returned to the Capital by Inspecting Rice Jars 被贬后我靠审米缸回京了 Pine and Bamboo松与竹Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted After Being Demoted, I Returned to the Capital by Inspecting Rice Bins 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    That's pretty silly.

46. 46 穿 I Transmigrated into a Powerful Aristocrat and Spoiled My Chambermaid Until She Became My Wife! 穿越顶级权贵，我把通房丫鬟宠成正妻！ RTY, Rich for Life一生有钱的RTY8k WordsCompleted I transmigrated into the world of the highest aristocracy and spoiled my personal maid until she became my legal wife! 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Classic short stories

47. 47 当 After I Ran Away, the Heiress of the Capital Went Insane! 当我逃走后，京圈大小姐疯了！ RTY, Rich for Life一生有钱的RTY9k WordsCompleted After I Ran Away, the Heiress of the Capital’s Elite Circle Went Crazy! 1kReads—Score—Shelves
48. 48 领 On the Day We Were to Get Our Marriage License, My Fiancée Ran Off with Her First Love 领证当天，未婚妻跟白月光跑了 RTY, Rich for Life一生有钱的RTY11k WordsCompleted On the Day We Got Our Marriage License, My Fiancée Ran Off with Her First Love 1kReads—Score—Shelves
49. 49 我 My Rich Young Lady of the Capital 我的京圈大小姐 RTY, Rich for Life一生有钱的RTY9k WordsCompleted My Heiress from Beijing’s Elite Circle 314Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 50 那 The Father Who Wanted Me to Marry My Stepbrother Was Frozen Solid by My Stepmother 那个让我嫁给继哥的父亲，被继母冻成了冰棍 RTY, Rich for Life一生有钱的RTY8k WordsCompleted The Father Who Wanted Me to Marry My Stepbrother Was Frozen Solid by My Stepmother —Reads—Score—Shelves

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