Looking for Hilarious Short Stories, Really Absurd and Funny. I'm Out of Books to Read 有没有短篇特别搞笑的文，非常搞笑沙雕的，书荒了

51 中 The Chuunibyou Crow Takes on a Mary Sue, Hold Your Horses! 中二乌鸦勇闯玛丽苏，桥豆麻袋！ Drowsy Shallow Pigeon Flight困浅鸽飞10k WordsCompleted A Chuunibyou Crow Bravely Charges into a Mary Sue Story, Wait a Minute! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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I haven't read a single thing... I've been typing this for ages... Any suggestions?

52 咸 As a Laid-Back CEO, All I Want Today Is Milk Tea! 咸鱼霸总我嘛，今天只想喝奶茶！ Lan Mengxi岚梦晞17k WordsCompleted Me, the Laid-Back CEO? Today, I Just Want to Drink Milk Tea! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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These few, though not very long, are quite humorous and witty. [Top Post]

55 顶 After a Top-Tier Star's Soul Transmigrated into a Chubby Princess 顶流女星魂穿胖公主后 Salty Fish Princess咸鱼公主啊Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted After a Top-Tier Star's Soul Transmigrates into a Chubby Princess —Reads—Score—Shelves

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The female lead is a top-tier female celebrity who dies in an accident while filming, and her soul transmigrates into the body of a 200-pound (100 catties) princess in ancient times. From then on, she begins her hilarious life in ancient times, which is very nice!

56 真 The Real Young Master Is Seriously Ill 真少爷病得不轻 Jun Lanyuan Lu君阑苑露25k WordsCompleted The Real Young Master Is Seriously Ill 28Reads—Score—Shelves

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See if you laugh or not 🤭

58 坐 Taking the Train to Lhasa, I'm Not Afraid of Playing with Zombies! 坐上火车去拉萨，玩转丧尸我不怕！ Blazing Summer White Peach烈夏白桃12k WordsCompleted Hop on a train to Lhasa! I'll take on the zombies without fear! 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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Zombie novel, funny and silly

59 猫 Cat: I'm Taking This Mom Away First 猫:这妈我先叼走了。 Z Xin RanZ芯苒13k WordsCompleted The cat: I’m taking this mom away first. 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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Tomato author shrinks overnight, survives entirely on cats / Hilarious female protagonist's ghost-hunting livestream

61 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: New Year 爆笑闯江湖：过年 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客7k WordsCompleted Hilarious Adventures in the Martial World: New Year 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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Funny short story.

71 负 Eighty Million in Debt: The Sect Leader Is Forced to Get to Work 负债八千万，掌门被迫营业 Great Sage Duo Duo大圣铎铎16k WordsCompleted 80 Million in Debt, the Sect Leader Is Forced to Keep the Business Running —Reads—Score—Shelves

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[Fantasy, Lighthearted, Anti-Competitive] After transmigrating twenty years, I could finally retire. But the old sect leader slammed the sect leader's seal into my arms: "Do a good job, the sect is 80 million in debt." The creditors: the Demon Lord, the Demon King, and the Alliance Leader's wife. I squatted in the vegetable garden, lost in thought. Three years later—the Demon Lord was squatting to my left, weeding; the Demon King was squatting to my right, delivering seeds; and the Alliance Leader's wife was calling me to taste some wine. A woman in white stood in the distance, holding a cup of tea, watching me calmly. I looked up, bewildered: I just wanted to retire, why is it so difficult?

72 我 Even the King of Hell Snores When I Sing 我唱歌时阎王都打呼噜 Lu Zhou Crosses the Sea of Stars卢舟渡星海8k WordsCompleted Even the King of Hell Snores When I Sing 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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When I was seven, my music teacher asked me to sing "Let Us Row Our Boats" solo. I sang the first line, and the whole class, plus the neighboring class and the principal, collapsed onto their desks, snoring in unison. The math teacher from the neighboring class hadn't even put down his chalk when he slid down against the blackboard, leaving a white mark on his head, like he'd been acupunctured. The principal almost called the police for poisoning, and my parents begged on their knees. Finally, they got a "vocal cord disability" certificate, stamped with three seals, like a royal decree.

73 弹 The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Top-Tier Star, but He Begged Me to Make Our Relationship Official 弹幕让我远离顶流，他却求我给名分 I Don't Yawn, I Just Apply Blush不打哈欠只打腮红9k WordsCompleted The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Top-Tier Star, but He Begged Me to Make Our Relationship Official 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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[Hilarious + Love at First Sight + Lively Commentary + Entertainment Industry + Sweet Romance Happy Ending] The comments said that the top star Wen Zhou is in love with the Best Actress, and I'm just his cannon fodder supporting actress. The comments also said that my career would collapse in the end, and I'd have to pay back three million. That means I'd have to work for free for twenty-seven years to pay off the debt. Good heavens, I just want to finish work on time and pay my rent; I have no desire to be associated with the top star! To save my life, I frantically created opportunities for the male and female leads. The more the comments went crazy shipping them, the more I avoided them. But every time I helped them, the top star's face darkened. Later, at the wrap party, he cornered me in the stairwell, his eyes red: "No need for a CP (couple pairing), just a title."

74 飞 Struck by Lightning at My Ascension Ceremony, the System Says I Haven't Earned Enough Merit to Retire 飞升大典遭雷劈，系统说我功德不够不能退休 Bright Moon Shining on Spring Branches明月照春枝10k WordsCompleted Struck by lightning during my ascension ceremony, the System says I don't have enough merit to retire —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Super funny, packed with jokes

75 她 They All Got Scripts, but I’m the Only One in the Audience 她们都拿了剧本，只有我是观众 The History Teacher Has Gone Mad历史老师已疯Ancient Romance19k WordsCompleted They All Got the Script, but I’m Just an Audience Member —Reads—Score—Shelves

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This made me laugh out loud, chuckle secretly, and cover my mouth while laughing 😏

76 倒 After the Jinx Joined the Company, the CEO Started Falling Over Every Day 倒霉蛋入职后，霸总天天跟着摔 Warm Warm Sunny 16暖暖暖洋洋洋166k WordsCompleted After the Unluckiest Employee Joined the Company, the CEO Started Falling Down Every Day —Reads—Score—Shelves

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For twenty-three years, she was plagued by bad luck, but a single fall led to a monthly salary of 100,000. Destroying loss-making contracts, catching corporate spies, and ruining rivals—all thanks to a stroke of good fortune. She had accumulated twenty-three years of bad luck, all for the sake of bumping into him, her sweetest lucky star.

77 骑 I Rode My E-Bike to Find the Savior, Only to Discover It Was Me 骑着电瓶车寻找救世主，发现竟是我自己 Daydreamer S爱做白日梦s10k WordsCompleted Riding an electric scooter in search of the savior, only to discover it’s me —Reads—Score—Shelves

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It's hilarious, nonsensical, and full of plot twists. There's a super big twist at the end, it's really funny.

78 英 Heroes' Origins Don't Matter, Nor Do Rich Women's Ages 英雄不问出处，富婆不问岁数 End of the Book书末Ancient Romance551k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Everyone's Favorite + Super-Sweet 1v1 Romance + Devoted Couple + Absurd Humor] Shuang Niannian transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting female character. System: “Host, say your wish out loud!” Shuang Niannian: “To become a rainbow-colored pile of shit that everyone looks up to.” System: “…” _ System: “Host, your task is simple: check in at the plot points.” Shuang Niannian flat-out refused. She'd been a wage slave in her past life. Why should she keep being a s 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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Hilariously silly recommendations! Incredibly entertaining! Hahaha, you'll be laughing so hard you'll be slapping your butt! Your stomach will be cramping from laughing!

79 关 The Former Cosmic Demon Overlord’s Life as a Corporate Drone in the Immortal Realm 关于前宇宙大魔王在仙界当社畜这件事 You Moran悠默然16k WordsCompleted The Former Great Demon King of the Universe Becomes a Corporate Drone in the Immortal Realm 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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"I once created a black hole with my own hands, and now I'm going to explain to you why apples fall downwards?"

80 捡 I Picked Up a Demon Lord to Work for Me 捡个魔尊来打工 A Meow Fishing for the Moon垂钓月亮的喵29k WordsCompleted I Picked Up a Demon Lord to Work for Me —Reads—Score—Shelves

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The overworked female protagonist summoned a demon lord while applying lipstick on the day she couldn't pay her rent! Then she brainwashed the demon lord into working for her to earn money!

81 荷 A Guinea Pig’s Guide to Saving the World 荷兰猪拯救世界指南 Bi Pan碧磐14k WordsCompleted A Guinea Pig’s Guide to Saving the World —Reads—Score—Shelves

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This article is quite interesting.

82 宜 After Yixiu Was Reborn, Why Is the Big Fat Orange Crying? 宜修重生后，大胖橘怎么哭了 Jiang Mimi’s Owner姜咪咪的主人Female-Channel Fanfiction950k WordsOngoing [Empresses in the Palace Fanfiction] [Yixiu Reborn] [Saving Her Son] [Revenge] [Harem Intrigue] [Mother-Son Bond] [Villainess Power Fantasy] [The Emperor's Long Road to Winning Her Back] Yixiu died. She died in Jingren Palace, after the words, "May we never meet again, in life or death." Only as she lay dying did she understand. All her life, she had hated Rouze, Zhen Huan, and those who stole the emperor's favor, yet she had forgotten to hate the man who had truly taken everything from her. 2.7kReads8.1Score132Shelves

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New author recommending this book! Please recommend it, urge me to update, rate it, listen to it, and comment! It's currently in the recommendation period, with 10,000-20,000 words updated daily, absolutely no breaks! Yi Xiu is reborn a year before Hong Hui's death. This time, she's no longer love-struck, won't harm her child, and won't blame all her hatred on women. She wants to protect Hong Hui, secure her position, and uncover the truths she overlooked in her previous life. Rou Ze won't be portrayed as a purely evil woman; she made mistakes, and her naiveté was never an excuse to hurt Yi Xiu. The sisters will still argue, resent, and suspect each other, but as the truth is gradually revealed, Yi Xiu discovers that the one who truly pushed all the women step by step towards tragedy was Yin Zhen. From "Xiao Yi" to "Yi Xiu," from past affection to mutual loathing. All romantic storylines end in tragedy. Zhen Huan, Chun Yuan, and Yin Zhen will not have a traditionally happy ending. This time, Yi Xiu doesn't seek his love. She just wanted to see who Yinzhen could blame for everything after those women stopped taking the blame for him. [Original novel fan][Original novel fan][Original novel fan]

84 前 My Ex-Boyfriend Reincarnated as My Unmentionable to Get Revenge 前男友为报复竟投胎成我的不可言 Cyber Suicide Pact Guidance Center赛博殉情指导中心Modern Romance6k WordsCompleted My Ex-Boyfriend Reincarnated as My Unmentionable Body Part to Get Revenge 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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Does nobody really want to read this?! The cover was even drawn by the author himself!!

85 恶 The Vicious Supporting Actress Rewrites the Plot 恶毒女配修改剧情 Qiao Yiyue乔一月Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted The Wicked Supporting Character Rewrites the Plot 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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The female supporting character can change the plot! She'll play amnesia! Let's change it to incontinence!

86 我 My Real Name Is Jiahao, and No One Dares Make Jokes About It 我真名嘉豪，没人敢玩我的梗 Little y402小y4029k WordsCompleted My real name is Jiahao. Nobody dares make a meme out of it. 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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You can take a look at this, Jiahao.

87 双 A Showdown Between Two Madmen 双“颠”对决 Sweet and Sour Congee糖醋粥15k WordsCompleted A Showdown Between Two Maniacs —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Look at the kids! 🥺

88 找 I Asked Senior Brother Bai Ou to Draw Me, but the Beast Taming Peak Took Him Away...?! 找白鸥师兄约画，结果他被御兽峰抓去……了？！ Lou Lou Sai Sai楼楼赛赛12k WordsCompleted I Went to Ask Senior Brother Bai Ou to Draw a Picture, but the Beast Taming Peak Snatched Him Away...?! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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I wrote it, but I haven't received any impressions... It's been two days and I've only got 34 impressions.

89 我 I Approve the World’s Fortune, So Why Am I Still Losing Money? 我审批人间的财运，怎么还要倒贴钱 Mu Mi木猕9k WordsCompleted I oversee the fortunes of mortals, so why am I the one paying out of pocket? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Hilarious and imaginative, about a god who controls wealth, hahaha.

90 隧 An Alien Girlfriend Dug Up in a Tunnel 隧道挖出个外星女友 Ice of Ice冰之冰25k WordsCompleted An Alien Girlfriend Dug Up in a Tunnel —Reads—Score—Shelves

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A hilarious and refreshing sci-fi novel! Qian Youwei, an ordinary construction worker, unexpectedly finds a beautiful alien woman who has been molting for thousands of years and is transformed into a superhuman! Construction site monster battles, urban car chases, interstellar diplomacy—a non-stop barrage of laughs and thrilling moments. , The sand sculpture is both hilarious and exciting. Absolutely addictive! Click to laugh until your abs hurt!

91 我 I'm a Psychiatrist, Yet Every Day I'm Stuck Handling Ridiculous Missions! 我一个精神科医生，却每天都在接傻雕任务！ Lei Shiqi雷十七6k WordsCompleted I’m a Psychiatrist, Yet Every Day I Get Stuck with Ridiculous Missions! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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Both the name and the content are hilarious.

92 我 All My Disciples Are Normal People 我的弟子们都是正常人 A Cute Little Bundle一只可爱团8k WordsCompleted My disciples are all normal people. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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The sect leader is exceptionally gifted (able to speak from birth and wield a spear at five), but his disciples are all quite eccentric—their closed-door disciple is a hardcore critic, the scheming girl is pretentious, and the aloof girl observes with cold indifference. The daily life of this powerful sect leader versus his "abnormal" disciple is like a comedian mixed into a serious fantasy drama, the contrast so charming it overflows the screen!

93 加 Garcia's Tears, or, A Comedy Destined to Go Wrong 加西亚的眼泪，或者说，一场注定要翻车的喜剧 Chives Aren't Winey韭菜不是酒y25k WordsCompleted Garcia's Tears, or a Comedy Destined to Go Off the Rails —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Holy crap! This is mind-blowing! Have you ever seen someone make comedy more tragic than tragedy, and tragedy more insane than comedy? Garcia is a genius! He just stands there with his own background music, a built-in melancholic filter, and his words can make you laugh until you spit out your food, or suddenly make you want to smoke and contemplate life. Especially the "you're a cookie" part, I laughed so hard I was crowing!

94 他 The Limits of His Patience 他的忍耐极限 Xie Wanqing谢宛卿10k WordsCompleted His Limit of Endurance —Reads—Score—Shelves

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She's a completely hilarious girl, her mind is always racing!

95 女 After My Girlfriend Betrayed Me, I Got Bound to the Regret-Crazed System 女友背叛后，我绑定了悔疯了系统 Sprinkle Some Rice on the Keyboard键盘上撒把米10k WordsCompleted After My Girlfriend Betrayed Me, I Got Bound to the Regret-Crazed System 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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The new book is full of witty quotes and hilarious jokes—it's a goldmine!

96 关 My Sugar Baby Is My Best Friend’s Uncle 关于我包养的人是我闺蜜小叔叔这件事 The Chili Powder Isn't Spicy火椒面不辣Marriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted The Person I'm Keeping Is My Best Friend's Uncle —Reads—Score—Shelves

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This is my nth attempt at writing a tragic story, and I've failed. I'm rewriting the outline. It really depends on who you are to write it.

98 大 The Great Jing Emperor Came to the Modern World and Was Taken Away as a Mental Patient 大靖皇帝穿现代，被当成精神病带走了 Uncle Meng孟叔26k WordsCompleted The Emperor of the Great Jing Dynasty Lands in the Modern World and Gets Taken Away as a Mental Patient 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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New book, short stories, extremely hilarious short stories about five time travelers who come to the modern world. I won't spoil it, or it won't be funny. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people.

99 苛 Wait!! What?! The Entire Court Is Full of Transmigrators 苛住！！惊！满朝皆是穿越大佬 Ruo He Xiao Yu若何萧语6k WordsCompleted Hold on!! Shock! The entire court is full of transmigrators 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is absolutely hilarious, and the female lead is incredibly silly, a typical unfortunate working-class girl with a hilariously unfortunate life. The plot has some major twists!

100 当 After Becoming the God of Wealth, I Won't Let Anyone Get Married 当了财神爷后，谁也别想结婚 Ying Nuo影诺13k WordsCompleted After becoming the God of Wealth, I won't let anyone get married —Reads—Score—Shelves

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The Matchmaker God is out of a job, the God of Wealth takes over. Not enough marriage rates? Then let the Jade Emperor experience it for himself.