Looking for Hilarious Short Stories, Really Absurd and Funny. I'm Out of Books to Read 有没有短篇特别搞笑的文，非常搞笑沙雕的，书荒了

1. 101 穿 Transmigrate to Another World? No Way I’m Getting a Job 穿越到异世界，打工是不可能的 A Thousand Sails on the Vast Sea沧海千帆54k WordsCompleted Transmigrating to Another World, There’s No Way I’m Getting a Job 27Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Swords and magic, adventure and humor, plus illustrations—you should check it out.

2. 102 穿 Reborn as the Heroine of an Angsty Novel, but I’m a Food Delivery Robot 穿成虐文女主，但我是取餐机器人 Mi Tao宓桃8k WordsCompleted Reincarnated as the heroine of an angsty novel, but I'm a food delivery robot —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Silly, fast-paced, unconventional

3. 103 姐 Big Sister, Love Me! The Proud Wolf King Kneels to Spoil His Wife Again 姐姐疼我！桀骜狼王又跪地宠妻了 Halfway Up the Mountain花半山Modern Romance612k WordsCompleted [Gentle taming + sweet romance + fluffy ears and tails + devoted one-on-one couple] [Frank, humble, clingy puppy-like wolf boy vs. clever, looks-loving, straightforward, dazzling older woman] Three years ago, Lu Yueqing happened upon an injured stray puppy. Three years later, the six-foot-three, wild and handsome Wolf King demanded that she take responsibility for him! Lu Yueqing was so frightened she tried to run. But the man dropped to one knee and tugged pitifully at her hem. “Big Sis, Xiaoba 2.2kReads8.8Score175Shelves

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   "Destroying the house! Jiang Jinye! Are you asking for a beating? Do you think your little tricks can fool anyone? What did I tell you last time? Didn't I tell you not to destroy the house?!" Lu Yueqing's anger scared Jiang Jinye into shrinking into the corner, covering his body with his hands, trying to find a way to explain himself. "I was wrong, sister, I was wrong... It wasn't me... It was that dog! Your little cutie did it!" Lu Yueqing gritted her teeth, nodding repeatedly. "Fine, so you're blaming your little cutie again? Looks like I really need to teach you a lesson. Lying isn't allowed in the human world! Jiang Jinye, stand over here! I'll count to three!"

4. 104 公 Your Highness, Are You Trying to Claim the Throne Too? 公主您也要争皇位吗？ Mai's Little Trash Can麦的小垃圾桶8k WordsCompleted Your Highness, Are You Going to Fight for the Throne Too? 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   My friend asked if it counts if she laughed at my writing in the middle of the night because it annoyed her. I said that's called an O. Henry ending. My friend said it's only true if she laughed at my writing in the middle of the night because it annoyed her...

5. 105 拒 After I Refused to Date the Campus Heartthrob, He Dumped Three Million on Me 拒当男神女友后，他甩我三百万 Zi Mengzi紫梦子Modern Romance13k WordsCompleted After I Refused to Be the Male Idol's Girlfriend, He Dumped Three Million on Me —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The female lead is a pure comedian, incredibly witty, and oblivious to her own charm. The male lead is a cunning yet endearingly naive guy, a bit love-struck. They're incredibly sweet together; sisters who enjoy silly, sweet romance novels should definitely check it out!

6. 106 弹 The Comments Expose the Capital's Family Scandals, and Everyone Begs Me to Become Crown Princess 弹幕狂揭全京城家丑，大家求我当皇太女 Immortal-Grade Rice Spirit Root仙品饭灵根9k WordsCompleted The On-Screen Comments Expose Every Scandal in the Capital, and Everyone Begs Me to Become Crown Princess —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The onlookers are having a good time, it's quite funny 🤦

7. 107 陛 Your Majesty, Your Livestream of the Nation's Fall Just Hit No. 1 on the Trending List 陛下，您的亡国直播冲上热搜第一啦 Wangzai Loves Star-Chasing旺仔爱追星50k WordsCompleted Your Majesty, Your Livestream of the Kingdom's Fall Has Hit Number One on the Trending List —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Short, funny, you can check it out.

8. 108 我 How Did My Apocalypse Farming System Almost Get Killed by Its Host? 我好好的一个末世种田系统，差点被宿主气死算怎么回事 Shallow Star Fate浅星缘10k WordsCompleted How did my perfectly good Apocalypse Farming System nearly get killed by its Host? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is pretty funny; the perspective is unique, and every comment is spot-on.

9. 109 非 Nontraditional Regret Points 非传统悔恨值 Mu Zi Yansi木子言寺Modern Romance8k WordsCompleted A Nontraditional Regret Meter —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 110 成 I Became the Male Lead's Good-for-Nothing System 成了男主的废柴系统 Fu Wu伏屋11k WordsCompleted He Became the Male Lead's Good-for-Nothing System —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 111 他 They Say I’m the Heroine of a Tragic Romance, but I’m a Hand-Made Chaoshan Beef Ball 他们说我是虐文女主，可我是潮汕手打牛肉丸啊 Canned Yellow Peaches黄桃罐罐罐头8k WordsCompleted They Say I'm the Heroine of a Tragic Romance, but I'm a Chaoshan Hand-Beaten Beef Ball —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Recommended read: A lighthearted and hilarious story featuring a tragic heroine reminiscent of Chaoshan beef balls.

12. 112 一 A Lucky Man 一个幸运的人 Mo Daochun莫道纯8k WordsCompleted A Lucky Man 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A lucky person

13. 113 追 Why Chase Your Wife? I'll Blast Your Ashes Into the Sky! 追什么鸡毛妻，骨灰给你轰上天！ Pi Kaiqi皮开祺8k WordsCompleted Why Chase After Your Wife? I'll Blast Your Ashes into the Sky! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Shocking from the start / A worthwhile click / The latest way to dispose of a domineering CEO's ashes / Unheard of // A new writer driven mad by writing goes crazy with hilarious madness

14. 114 重 Reborn: Let Me Fight Lü Bu One-on-One? 重生之让我单挑吕布？ Ji Ao Zi寄傲子Male-Channel Fanfiction8k WordsCompleted Reborn to Challenge Lu Bu One-on-One? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I found a new book; those who know the jokes will laugh themselves to death.

15. 115 这 There's Something a Little Off About This Demon Lord 这个魔尊有点不对劲哦 A Sheet of Paper on Tomato一张白纸在番茄29k WordsCompleted Something’s Not Quite Right About This Demon Lord —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Fantasy, Xianxia, and comedy!!!

16. 116 魔 Demon Lord, Hold Off on Destroying the World! I’ll Make You a Star 魔王先别灭世了，我带你C位出道 Moon Marquis Beauty月侯佳人13k WordsCompleted Demon King, Don't Destroy the World Just Yet. I'll Make You a Star —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 117 虐 After the Tragic Novel's Male Lead Came to Life, He Came Looking for Me to Hurry Up and Update 虐文男主成精后跑来找我催更 Voldemort on the Run在逃伏地魔8k WordsCompleted After the Torture-Novel Hero Came to Life, He Came Looking for Me to Hurry Me Along 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Don't miss this! It's hilarious!

18. 118 超 A Super-Short, Lighthearted Comedy: Mrs. Li Has a Little Pig 超短篇搞笑轻松小说《李太太有只小猪》 Mei Wei美慰Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted A Super-Short, Funny, Lighthearted Novel: Mrs. Li Has a Little Pig 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A collection of short jokes about couples

19. 119 霸 After the CEO Fell in Love, I Went to His Archrival 霸总恋爱后我找上死对头 Long Live the Li and Wang Families李王万岁8k WordsCompleted After the CEO Falls in Love, I Go Looking for My Mortal Enemy 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's hilarious! The part where the second male lead jumps up and slaps the second male lead when the second male lead lights a sky lantern for the female supporting character is so funny! 🤤

20. 120 合 Diary of Unusual Human Observations in a Shared House 合租屋的非正常人类观察日记 No Name Left in the Jianghu江湖不留一名26k WordsCompleted A Diary of Abnormal Humans in a Shared House —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A programmer girl secretly saves money to buy figurines, a cosplayer wields a plastic sickle to attack people, and an older man is obsessed with health and loves to tinker with things—this combination is truly amazing.

21. 121 重 Reborn as the Boss, My Employees Beg Me to Make Them Work Overtime 重生成老板，员工求着我要加班 Mom's Pig Trotter Soup老妈蹄花汤10k WordsCompleted Reborn as the Boss, I Have Employees Begging Me to Let Them Work Overtime —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    So funny 😂

22. 122 冷 The Cold Palace Anti-Overwork Alliance 冷宫反卷联盟 A Different Root and Sprout别有根芽Ancient Romance32k WordsCompleted The Cold Palace Rebellion Against Overwork —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 123 相 The Stingy Blind Date and the Woman Who Loves a Freebie 相亲抠搜男和爱占便宜姐 Chang Lanlan怅懒懒8k WordsCompleted The Stingy Guy at the Blind Date and the Woman Who Loves a Bargain —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 124 我 I Just Want to Slack Off, but the Divine Beast Refuses to Leave Me Alone 我只想摸鱼，神兽非赖着我不走 Jiu Ciyou玖辞忧9k WordsCompleted I Just Want to Slack Off, but the Divine Beast Refuses to Leave Me Alone —Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 125 哥 After My Brother Hanged Himself, I Got the Chance to Go to School 哥哥吊死自己后，我拿到了上学资格 User17192629用户1719262910k WordsCompleted After My Brother Hanged Himself, I Got the Chance to Go to School —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend this book. The author writes it in a very interesting way; it's silly throughout and every single part is hilarious.

26. 126 毒 A Poisonous Mushroom's Cultivation Diary 毒蘑菇修仙记 When Will I Get a New Keyboard什么时候换个键盘10k WordsCompleted The Poisonous Mushroom's Path to Immortality —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is acceptable.

27. 127 妹 My Sister's “Black Charcoal Ball” Boyfriend (Hilarious!) 妹妹的“黑煤球”男友（超级搞笑） The Wind Chime of Time岁月的风铃6k WordsCompleted My Little Sister’s “Black Coal Ball” Boyfriend (Hilarious) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 128 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The bizarre transformation from a debt collector to a Heavenly Court big boss~ Hahaha 😄 Hahaha

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