This Senior Brother Is Clearly Powerful, Yet He Always Wants to Call for Backup

[Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [System] + [Absurd] + [Feel-Good Read] Wang Teng transmigrates. In his previous life, he was a corporate wage slave, and all he wants is to lie flat at Zhuo Peak and live the life of a senior disciple. But the System insists he trick the Chosen One of Heaven's Will with moves like the Kun Fist, the Five Lightning Whips, radio calisthenics, and the flower-hand dance... His junior sister knocks her enemies out with one punch, while his master runs faster than anyone else. Wang Teng: My master, Feng Qingyang, is a reincarnated sage. How dare you mess with me, a second-generation sage? Master: My disciple Wang Teng has the makings of a Great Emperor. Go ahead, try laying a finger on him! What's even more ridiculous is that his ice-cold senior sister is always trying to chop him up, yet she's the first to draw her sword whenever he's in danger. Then one day, the ten great immortal sects join forces to storm their sect and demand that he hand over the secret to immortality. Wang Teng sighs and looks behind him: His senior sister descends like a celestial maiden from the Ninth Heaven, freezing time and space with a single finger! His food-loving junior sister lifts a mountain ten thousand zhang high, while his sword-obsessed junior brother shatters the thunder of the Ninth Heaven with one strike. Picking his nose, his master says, “My dear disciple, things are getting dangerous. I'm off!” Even the three pets he raised suddenly transform into ancient demon emperors. His enemies are dumbfounded. “You call this useless?!” Wang Teng looks innocent. “I told you I wanted to lie flat. You were the ones who forced me to... call in backup.”