Any Books That'll Make Me Laugh Myself Off the Toilet? 有没有能笑晕在厕所的书
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After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Became the Stepmother of Six Villains 穿书后,成了六个反派的后娘
[Over-the-top pampering + yandere + adorable kids + farming + lighthearted] Gu Banxia transmigrates into a book. But what is this? Why has she inexplicably been married off to a dead man and become the stepmother of six little burdens? And all six of them are eyeing her like they want to kill her! At first The little burdens: “Every day, I ask myself three questions: Is my stepmother hurt? Is she crippled? Is she dead?” Later The little burdens: “My mom is the best! Anyone who bullies her is dea
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I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押,玄学大佬马甲被扒
[No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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This Host Is Something Else: Told to Die for the Villain, He Actually Did 这宿主绝了,让他替反派死他真死
(Complete) Villain + Corruption + Master and Disciple + Mutual Devotion + One-on-One (the villains are all souls of the Main God) To come back to life, movie star Yu Tang binds himself to a quick transmigration System. His mission is to show the villains care and warmth, then die for them, driving them completely over the edge. But when he has finally earned enough points and wants to be revived, the System tells him: The worlds he visited have all collapsed. Yu Tang: ??? System: So you need to
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I Survive a Torture Novel by Being Ridiculously Absurd 穿进虐文的我靠沙雕苟命
[Transmigrate-into-a-book System + forced romance, one-on-one] Lin Zhen transmigrates into a melodramatic angst novel, and from the start, because he knows the heroine, the sickly male lead is about to chop off his fingers. To stay alive, Lin Zhen has no choice but to abandon all dignity and shout, “I’m here to seduce you!” Lu Yan: ??? To make matters worse, he’s also bound to a thoroughly unreliable top heartthrob System and draws a pile of ridiculous items like a “Perky Butt Card” and “Capt
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Esports: If You’ve Got What It Takes, Don’t Fall for Me [电竞]有本事别喜欢我
Chi Gu, hailed as the strongest mage in the entire Salty Fish livestreaming app, never imagined he would lose a match in the Gold tier. His team's support had stuck by the marksman from start to finish, failed to use Smite when killing monsters, died twice to jungle monsters right from the start, and kept stealing farm from all three lanes. He had none of the game sense a support should have. “Our team is 5.4k gold behind.” “Farm first. Don't teamfight.” He sent two signals in a row, then opened
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A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother 满门恋爱脑,唯有小师弟正的发邪
[No System + Slow-Burn + Cautious Protagonist + Funny and Lighthearted] The senior apprentice brother is love-struck, and the second senior apprentice brother is burdened with a blood feud. The third senior apprentice sister has loved and fought the Demon Lord through three lifetimes, while the fourth senior apprentice sister is a white lotus. The sect leader left the sect for love, and the uncle-master ventured deep into the demonic path for the woman he loved... Neither immortal nor heroic, th
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The Drama King Actor Keeps Trying to Fake a Coupledom with Me 戏精影帝总想跟我炒CP
[Sweet Romance, Happy Ending] [Cool on the outside, soft-hearted and sharp-tongued An Jiayan × aloof in public, dramatic and devoted Jiang, the loyal celebrity] On An Jiayan’s first day at his talent agency, his manager warned him that he could pick a fight with anyone he liked, but absolutely not with Jiang Shiyi. That very night, An Jiayan beat Jiang Shiyi up. Jiang Shiyi glared at the man in front of him, grinding his teeth. “You’re so handsome. Couldn’t you do something better with your look
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Apocalypse: Stockpiling a Billion in Supplies from Day One 末世:开局先囤十亿物资
[Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left
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Editing His Backstory: Why Does This Orphan Get More Popular the More We Dig? 背景编辑:这孤儿怎么越扒越红?
Although you're an orphan, you've bound yourself to a background-editing System. When the head of the Education Bureau visits the school cafeteria to inspect the meals, he happens to find you eating only the free rice and a bowl of seaweed and egg-drop soup. The director asks why you haven't applied for financial aid. You wave a hand grandly. Hey, System, I've got a great idea. A father guarding the borders, a mother who braves danger to treat the sick, a grandfather who fought to defend the cou
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Pan Hong Trains Dogs: I Can Hear What Dogs Are Thinking 潘虹训狗:我能偷听狗子心声
[Livestream memes] [Lighthearted comedy] [Pan Hong fanfiction] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Pan Hong becomes the owner of a bankrupt dog farm and awakens the Dog-Appraising Livestream System. He begins an unconventional career appraising dogs... “What? That food-guarding dog was just starving? So it's the King of Going Hungry, huh?” “The Border Collie only shows off for pretty girls? Turns out its male owner took it out cheating?” “Undying Pangbo broke the park's record for flying a
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Stop Yelling! Keep It Up and I'll Eat Your Food Cart Too! 别骂了,再骂连摊车都给你吃了!
[Gourmet]+ [Daily Life]+ [Comedy]+ [No Female Lead]+ [Comfort Food]+ [Feel-Good] Qin Zihan transmigrates to a parallel world and binds to a Gourmet System full of hostility. As long as he completes food-selling missions, he earns rewards, and the worse his service, the better the rewards. He sets up a malatang stall next to a hotpot restaurant at the bottom of the sea. “Hey! You there, don’t cut in line. Can’t you have a little damn decency?!” “Buying that much? Couldn’t you leave s
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I'm Just a Goofball, and You Want Me to Save the World? 我一个沙雕,你让我去拯救世界?
[Absurd] + [Comedy] + [Superpowers] + [System] + [Urban Fantasy] A year after Ling Feng transmigrated into a high-martial world, he awakened an emotion-point lottery System at a moment of crisis. He gained the Superpower of immortality! Just as he resolved to make a name for himself, he learned that none of the System's Superpowers could deal damage!!! [Constipation-Busting Expert] [Invisibility] [Infinite Charm] [Transmitting Sadness] [Jinx] [Mind Reading]...? Can Ling Feng use these useless Su
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After Getting Rich, the Heiress Took on the Entire Entertainment Industry 暴富之后,大小姐怼遍了全娱乐圈
[Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter
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A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生
[Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra
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The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批,唯有师妹逗比
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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Detective Conan: Making Waves in the Black Organization 柯南:人在酒厂兴风作浪
[Anime + Detective Conan + Anime Culture + No Female Lead + Comedy] Xia Mu Gaoyu took a puff of his Philippine cigar and said leisurely, “Conan, I’ve been a good person my whole life. This time, I’ve decided to be a bad guy. The truth is, I’m a member of the Organization.” Conan: “Gaoyu, what are you talking about? If you’re a member of the Organization, then I’m Gin’s partner!” System: “This idiot doesn’t believe the truth, but he swallows a lie whole. Did his brain shrink when his body did?” G
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To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前,鬼东西算个球
[Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries.
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I’m Mentally Ill, and I Was Dragged into the Heavenly Court Chat Group 我,精神病,被拉入天庭聊天群
[Comedy + invincible protagonist + all kinds of twists + the Myriad Worlds + unhinged!] Bai Ye: a man with three distinct personalities, a mental illness, an extremely dangerous individual, and the heir to a top-tier tycoon family! He is currently confined in Qingshan Mental Hospital, which is owned by his family! [Bai Ye’s primary personality, codename “Childlike Innocence,” is always getting carried away...] [Second personality, codename “Evil Doctor,” enjoys dissecting people...] [Third perso
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From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局:被系统关成了精神病
[Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years.
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Breaking News! The Goddess Became the World's Favorite Thanks to Her Goofy Antics 惊爆!神明她靠沙雕成了全球团宠
[Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿:虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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After Campus F4 Set Their Sights on Me 当校园F4看上我之后
[Love Rival Showdown + Male Rivalry + Campus + Comedy + Lighthearted Ensemble Cast + Multiple Simultaneous Romances] A forum for people who had transmigrated into books Song Yan: “Guys, what should I do the first time I transmigrate into a book?” Random Guy A: “Are you trying to get the male lead’s attention?” Song Yan: “No.” Random Guy B: “Then…?” Song Yan: “How do I stop the female lead from falling for me and blind F4?” Everyone: “…” And so In class, when one of the male leads clashed with t
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