I'm Just a Goofball, and You Want Me to Save the World?

[Absurd] + [Comedy] + [Superpowers] + [System] + [Urban Fantasy] A year after Ling Feng transmigrated into a high-martial world, he awakened an emotion-point lottery System at a moment of crisis. He gained the Superpower of immortality! Just as he resolved to make a name for himself, he learned that none of the System's Superpowers could deal damage!!! [Constipation-Busting Expert] [Invisibility] [Infinite Charm] [Transmitting Sadness] [Jinx] [Mind Reading]...? Can Ling Feng use these useless Superpowers, along with his questionable group of friends, to save the world? Reporter: "Mr. Ling Feng, what do you think about saving the world?" Ling Feng picked his nose and tightened his belt. "I dunno. I just watch from the rooftop!" Zhang Tao grinned lasciviously. "Why watch that? I watch pretty girls dance. Now that's exciting!" Ling Feng looked at Zhang Tao's receding hairline and applauded. "Impressive. Truly impressive!" Xu Xuan: "I think saving the world calls for Shenbao. After drinking it, even when I eat spaghetti, I have to pair it with grade-42 concrete. That's how hard I am. Shenbao: tastes great, very effective..." Reporter: "..." Reporter: "Ma'am, your son Ling Feng saved the world..." Ling's mother, delighted: "What? Ling Feng got with Ninth Senior Sister? My son really made something of himself!" Reporter: "..." The blurb is short and powerless. Please read the novel for yourself...