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I Laughed So Hard I Nearly Passed Out: “You All Swore an Oath with the Gods, So You're All Turtles Now”

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GPT-6 Luna

Preferably something with memorable jokes, apart from: “Wake up, that cute girl is carrying a knife,” and “I made a pact with the gods, now you'll all turn into turtles.”

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1 Teacher Chang Mao Beyond the MountainsModern Romance677k WordsCompleted 155.1kReads9.7Score18.6kShelves
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There are so many jokes about this author that I laughed so much before going to bed that I was shaking in bed
2 I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker Tweet Tweet Blows BubblesAncient Romance530k WordsCompleted 6kReads9.3Score858Shelves
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These two books are also very good. The author of the first book is simply 5G surfing! Very good looking, highly recommended, highly recommended.
3 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem Beyond the MountainsModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 13.9kReads9.5Score2kShelves
4 Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens I Took Great PainsAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 51.7kReads9.6Score6.8kShelves
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Well, I don't understand why you don't recommend these books, but I think they are really funny. I was laughing so loud that even the neighbors could hear me, and they came and knocked on my door, telling me to stop laughing, and asking me if I was crazy? Say nothing more. I recommend these books to test the waters. If you like it, you can find it on my bookshelf. Recommended star rating: full star ⭐, the first and last books are early stage sand sculptures, the sand sculptures are real sand sculptures. It will gradually become normal later. If you don't like these two books, you can leave them out. For the rest, feel free to read it. [Love][love]
5 To Hell with the Tragic-Novel Heroine! I Want to Become a Demon-Slaying Celestial Venerable Yan ShengshengAncient Romance448k WordsCompleted 605Reads9.0Score104Shelves
6 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel Bu Zhi Yun KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted 3.7kReads9.4Score441Shelves
7 Oh No! The Funny Girl Transmigrates Into a Book and Everyone Turns Into a Goofball Gurgling FishModern Romance581k WordsCompleted 622Reads8.7Score104Shelves
8 A Max-Level Boss Turns into a Mental Patient and Lets Loose Knowing My HeartModern Romance431k WordsCompleted 32.4kReads9.2Score5.1kShelves
9 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious Yan XiaonuoModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 52.6kReads9.5Score6.4kShelves
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These books have been so funny these days that I made my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. They are highly recommended and I found these books! ! ! !
10 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy The Princess Isn't Going HomeAncient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted 246.8kReads9.6Score26.3kShelves
11 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles Sine and Cosine Live in the SunModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 34.2kReads9.6Score5.4kShelves
12 The Whole Sect Is Full of Powerhouses, but the Little Junior Sister Steals the Show Seventh Lord MeowAncient Romance344k WordsCompleted 3.4kReads9.1Score412Shelves
13 After the Salted Fish Is Rotten, I Rely on Sand Sculptures to Revitalize the Entire Sect Ruby MeatballsAncient Romance502k WordsCompleted 89Reads5.8Score—Shelves
14 After I Transmigrated Into a Book, I Became the Entertainment Industry’s Cringiest Celebrity Yu MiqiqiModern Romance510k WordsCompleted 3.4kReads9.2Score362Shelves
15 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me Little SaltModern Romance592k WordsCompleted 12.7kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
16 I Quit My Internet Addiction at the Sword Sect Shen ZhanxingAncient Romance824k WordsCompleted 19kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
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These 3 books are really laugh-out-loud [licking the screen] [licking the screen] [licking the screen] must read [licking the screen] [licking the screen] [licking the screen] [licking the screen]
17 Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth Wei XiaoxiAncient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted 354.3kReads9.6Score42kShelves
18 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family MemberModern Romance303k WordsCompleted 4.6kReads9.1Score699Shelves
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I'm really going to die laughing, hahaha
19 The Female Lead Planned to Quit and Leave Showbiz, but Her Absurd Antics Made Her a Sensation Riding the Wind and Breaking the WavesModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 1.6kReads9.3Score185Shelves
20 Reborn as the Mad Villain's Own Daughter You and LanModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 3kReads9.1Score298Shelves
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Come on, sisters, Gaga is beautiful, let's just say I love Gaga. Personally, I think the heroine has a very upright outlook on things. All three books are my favorites. Recommended star rating: 10086
21 The Light of Righteousness Shines on a Dating Show, and She Goes Viral The Years of Poetry and WineModern Romance844k WordsCompleted 3.7kReads9.2Score429Shelves
22 After Cremating My Scumbag Ex, I Became a Hit on a Dating Show Gu HuoModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 24.9kReads9.3Score4.4kShelves
23 There’s No Price Tag on Being a Goofball, So Go Wild While You Can The Beautiful, Cute, Kind Song QianModern Romance227k WordsCompleted 88Reads8.4Score—Shelves
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I highly recommend these three books
24 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious Loves Grilled GlutenModern Romance523k WordsCompleted 5.4kReads9.5Score982Shelves
25 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? Flickering Candle StubModern Romance484k WordsCompleted 78.4kReads9.6Score11kShelves
26 Strike Mary Sue Piranha on the RunModern Romance23k WordsCompleted 551Reads5.8Score120Shelves
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These 3 books are all very good
27 I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple Not Dim-Witted After Waking UpModern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted 117.3kReads9.6Score13.3kShelves
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The third book is absolutely amazing. Hahahahahahaha. Sister Cen's golden words are worth collecting! ! Sisters in Shuquan and Duan Ping also frequently come up with golden quotes, Gan! Tomato owes me a copy!
28 With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970S, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease Heavy CloudsModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 110.4kReads9.6Score12kShelves
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Amway's first book, this one is so beautiful and novel.
29 Max-Level Social Butterfly! A Goofball Runs Wild in Showbiz Little Bear AfuModern Romance437k WordsCompleted 511Reads9.1Score102Shelves
30 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind Hu YuModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 59.3kReads9.5Score8.5kShelves
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This is very funny
31 Going Insane to Reform Showbiz: It’s Chaotic, but Comforting Pomelo PlanetModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 46.8kReads9.5Score7kShelves
32 Watch Out, Heroine! Those Guys Are Jealous Enough to Set Off a Love Triangle Showdown Chao GeModern Romance366k WordsCompleted 161Reads9.1Score—Shelves
33 The Sexy Love Story Is All over the Place, the Actor's Wife Is so Awesome Tweet Tweet Blows BubblesModern Romance245k WordsOngoing 70Reads9.4Score—Shelves
34 My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak? Sine and Cosine Live in the SunModern Romance284k WordsOngoing 2.7kReads9.3Score335Shelves
35 Rabbit Is Angry The Princess and the Dragon104k WordsCompleted 992Reads9.5Score187Shelves
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I just don't know how to put it. From my point of view, the books I read are all funny but not too much. They are all quite interesting, so I share them with you.
36 Guests Have Too Many Tricks? He Sees Through Them All Xi XunModern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 3.6kReads8.9Score393Shelves
37 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show Little SaltModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 46.6kReads9.5Score7.9kShelves
38 The Abstinent Top-Tier Star Was Won Over by One Kiss Yan HuiModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 19kReads9.5Score2.5kShelves
39 Livestream: A Mountain Forager Starting with a Fish Hooked in the Mouth Di JiutianUrban1.3M WordsCompleted 36.7kReads9.5Score5kShelves
40 Washed-Up Stars Have All the Fun: Whoever Gets Famous First Is a Dog Ping, Soon to Be RichModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 500Reads8.9Score100Shelves
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This is the first book that I highly recommend, it's super beautiful. In the second book, the male protagonist 🉑 reads the female protagonist's heart. The third book is also super good-looking. I haven't finished the last one yet. The male protagonist belongs to the yandere type, probably.
41 So Biased Fei YihezhiAncient Romance236k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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These two books! It's really funny. The heroine in the first book is very talkative, and then she also likes to bet with others, and the loser gets the chicken's butt. She makes it her first goal in life to kill everyone with her mouth.
42 The Adorable Girl Takes Over the Entertainment World Su MoyiModern Romance182k WordsCompleted 137Reads8.9Score—Shelves
43 You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave Holding Hands by the FireAncient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted 194.4kReads9.5Score23.7kShelves
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Trust me once and I will give you my life.
44 The Villainous Junior Sister Is Overflowing with Merit, Leaving the Boss Stunned Oil Cat PancakeAncient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing 1.8kReads9.3Score285Shelves
45 The Paranoid Tyrant Throws a Tantrum, but the Empress Is Too Much for Me See Fortune at First Sight, MeowAncient Romance999k WordsCompleted 7.1kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves
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Made me laugh so hard.
46 Villain: Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts Makes Every Male Lead's Persona Collapse A Fine Breeze Arrives LateAncient Romance518k WordsCompleted 3.7kReads9.3Score644Shelves
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Looks good, everyone, hurry up and take a look
47 Horror Survival Game: This Little Old Lady Is Seriously Wicked Jin San'erMystery1.0M WordsCompleted 17.8kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves
48 Cast Out on Wolf Mountain, She Thrives by Taming Beasts Qing ZhuAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 59.9kReads9.4Score7.3kShelves
49 After Transmigrating into a Villainess, the Male Leads Eavesdrop on My Thoughts The Breeze Has a Mind of Its OwnAncient Romance776k WordsCompleted 17.6kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
50 Once We’re Rich, We’ll Take Care of Our Sisters Changdao Tea and FoamAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 13.4kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves