I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高,很久没被书逗笑,求助,但不要尬文
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- 251 Me, a Straight Guy: Did the Campus Beauty Pretend to Fall from the Start? 我!直男,开局校花假装摔倒? [The top book on the 2021 summer vacation new-release chart] [Lighthearted, straight man, hilarious, live-streaming in the cultivation world, over 5 million readers and over 1 million saves] After being bound to the Steel Straight Man System, Su Han is randomly selected for a live-streaming variety show in the cultivation world. In this show, fairies from the Sacred Land of Yaochi come down to the mortal world and date talented men, including CEOs and elite soldiers. But... this is really just a 1kReads8.8Score103Shelves
- 252 Worlds Collide, and Everyone Around Me Is a Main Character 世界乱入,我身边竟然都是主角 Gu Beicheng transmigrates into this world with a Choice System, only to have the campus belle force him to be her boyfriend in front of everyone? Wait, this world is actually a magical one where countless universes have merged!!! The campus belle’s bodyguard beats up a King of Soldiers, a Dragon King, and a War God, then gets into a fight with superpowered beasts? The King of Soldiers hammers the Dragon King, then turns around and brawls with a Nether Demon? The War God returns with a hundred th 16.8kReads9.1Score854Shelves
- 253 The Male Lead's White Moonlight Is My Ex-Girlfriend 男主的白月光,是我前女友 The Male Lead's White Moonlight Is My Ex-Girlfriend 2.7kReads—Score155Shelves
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The General Wants to Lay Down His Armor 将军要卸甲
Before transmigrating, Lin Qi was the owner of a private company. Somehow, she ended up in the Great Qian dynasty, an alternate historical world ravaged by years of war, where the people were suffering and famine had struck. See how she turns her circumstances around and rises to the top…
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- 255 This Streamer Is Human, but Barely Has Any Humanity 这主播是个人,但人性不多 Yang Jiu transmigrates to a parallel world, where he happens to join a show called Ordinary People, Extraordinary Idols and gets bound to a Popularity System. After a series of outrageous stunts, more and more people suspect he’s one of the dropouts who slipped through nine years of compulsory education. Yang Jiu couldn’t care less. Swaggering, he declares, “I scored 740 on my college entrance exam back in the day. Too bad heaven is jealous of talent, and my family didn’t want me around, so I we 312Reads7.4Score—Shelves
- 256 Urban: My Whole Family Are the Main Characters 都市:我全家都是主角 [One heroine, goofy, shameless] Ye Xinghui, who had a golden finger, was tricked by a shady deity and sent to another world. At first, Ye Xinghui planned to use his golden finger to become the main character of an urban novel, but... when he saw his parents’ files, he was completely stunned. His dad was actually the legendary Soldier King, while his mom was the legitimate daughter of China’s foremost family. That wasn’t all. When his older brother suddenly woke up and said, “Wasn’t I supposed to 5.1kReads8.9Score402Shelves
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He Keeps Flirting and Playing Hard to Get! The Rebellious Tycoon Spoils Her Until She Gets Pregnant 他又撩又茶!被桀骜大佬宠到怀孕
[Marriage Before Love + The Second Male Lead Takes the Lead + Mutual Firsts + Secret Love Turns to Love + Redemption] [The Whole Family Gets Their Comeuppance, and She Won't Forgive Them] In the third week after agreeing to date Gu Chengfeng, Yu Zhiwan heard him say: “The Yu family’s real daughter they found isn’t even loved by them. I’m just playing around with her.” “Remember the first day Yu Zhiwan came back to the Yu family? She’s allergic to pineapple, and her two biological brothers delibe
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My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情
My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story
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Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗?
Did my husband die today?
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- 260 Live Stream Challenge: 100 Times Stumbling Into Crime Scenes 直播挑战,百次误入案发现场 [No heroine + going straight to crime scenes without warning while crimes are in progress + Kindaichi's uncanny luck (Conan's stories focus on killing one, while Kindaichi's leave one alive) + daily life + no CP + goofy comedy + lighthearted] Lu Xingzhou, a fitness streamer, gets a livestream challenge System. By completing challenge tasks set by the top donor, he can randomly earn financial rewards such as money, attributes, and skills. He thinks this will make him rich, help him marry a beauti 44.5kReads8.4Score4.7kShelves
- 261 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了,不是死了 The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves
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The Underworld’s Chaotic Group Chat 地府疯狂群
“Got it! Holy crap, even three cents is love!” Zhang Chu nearly poked a hole through his phone screen with his thumb. In his cramped rental, the only sound was the old fan creaking as it turned, blowing out hot, stuffy air. Shirtless, Zhang Chu pressed an ice-cold cola to his face, then looked down at the WeChat chat he’d just opened. [Congratulations! You’ve received a red packet from “King Yama”: “Soul-Seizing Writ (Incomplete Version)” has been added to your wallet.] “Tsk, are the group admin
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- 263 There’s Something Sinister About This Junior Sister 这个师妹有点邪 The day Lu Xiaokui was transmigrated into the weakest junior sister in an immortal sect, all she wanted was to lie flat. Her senior brothers and sisters said she brought shame on the sect, while the prodigies laughed that she wasn't fit to cultivate immortality. So she turned the Beginner's Guide to Cultivation into a collection of unhinged rants. She built her foundation with trash talk, survived tribulations by slacking off, and spouted utter nonsense with a straight face. Until one day, she l 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 264 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁,是个笑话精,专克老公桃花 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score—Shelves
- 265 Dating Show: This God-Tier Couple Has the Whole Internet Shipping Them 恋综,这对神级情侣让全网磕疯了 This is a slow-paced slice-of-life novel, without so many conflicts or face-slapping moments. If that is not your preference, please do not enter. I hope you are happy every day. [System sign-in + dating-variety livestream + viral fame + mutual pursuit + sweet daily life + ensemble cast] Qin Xuan gets a second chance at life and binds himself to a daily sign-in System. Every day, he cooks, plays chess, does woodworking, and keeps acquiring more skills through sign-ins. The better his skills beco 188.6kReads9.2Score18.8kShelves
- 266 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
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I Witness Your Wedding in the Name of Your Lawful Wife 我以正妻之名为你证婚
I Bear Witness to Your Wedding in the Name of Your Legal Wife
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- 268 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves
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You Have Pangu's Axe, I Have a Barrett 你用盘古斧我有巴雷特
Also known as: National Transmigration: I Have an Arsenal [Not an Invincible-Protagonist Story]+ [One Heroine or No Heroine]+ [The Villain Is Ridiculously Strong] (Don’t read if you don’t like that) Heaven and earth undergo a transformation, and ten billion people around the world transmigrate at the same time to another world where only melee weapons exist. After awakening a personal divine weapon from the start, how can you survive in this perilous otherworld? Everyone else gets swords, spears
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- 270 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves
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I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我,最强毒士,女帝直呼活阎王
[Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re
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I Asked You to Care for Your Wife, Not Raise a BOSS 让你养老婆,没让你养BOSS
[Love Triangle + Romance + Sweet + Multiple Heroines + Dystopia + Redemption + New Game Plus + Slow Burn] The Savior is a romantic redemption game. Players enter the game to save despairing girls and become a light that brightens their lives. However... Lu Nan, who played the game, indulged his own twisted tastes. In his first playthrough, after saving each girl, he deliberately chose the ending where he died horribly in front of her. Just as he was about to start his second playthrough, he tran
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- 273 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星,搞点副业很合理吧? After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 68.6kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
- 274 Unlimited Power-Ups! A Supreme Martial Soul Slays the Myriad Worlds from the Start 无限强化!开局至尊武魂镇杀诸天 A new book's rating isn't a reliable guide, but this has the potential to be a five-star hit! At the martial arts exam, his martial soul awakened: Common Grade! Hong Qitian, the top student in the culture courses, became the laughingstock of the entire school. “A top student? A useless martial soul is good for nothing!” Amid the jeers, his System awakened! Three supreme martial souls descended with a thunderous roar: The Ruyi Golden-Hooped Rod, which can shatter the stars with a single strike! T 2.2kReads7.7Score231Shelves
- 275 This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了!这哥们人人喊打 [Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti 37.6kReads7.8Score3.1kShelves
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I Only Wanted to Be a Rich Second-Generation Heir, but Became a Legend in Showbiz 只想当个富二代的我成了圈内神话
[No romance, a growing female lead, main plot about building a career in the entertainment industry, secondary plot of wealthy-family infighting, ensemble cast, imaginative premise] Lin Xiaoxiao wakes up one morning to find that she has gone from being an overworked corporate drone to a rich second-generation heir in another world. She thinks her wonderful new life is about to begin. But the first thing to arrive, ahead of her new life, is a call from her older brother. That’s when she realiz
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- 277 Reborn as a Tree, I Awaken Ten Superpowers by Acting Cute 重生成树,靠撒娇觉醒十大超异能 Others transmigrate and start by breaking off an engagement and slapping faces. Mo Wentian transmigrates and takes root in the back hills as a crooked tree. The System gives him no cultivation manual or pills, only one daily command: act cute. He acts cute for the wind and gets frozen bald. He acts cute for a wild cat and gets peed on. Only after a beast tide swallows thirty thousand mutated beasts does the System finally get generous: an SSS ability and a powerful body, all yours. His body ha —Reads6.3Score—Shelves
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In the World of Journey to the West, I Can Go Fifty-Fifty With Anyone 人在西游世界,和谁都能五五开
Synopsis: Zhang Beixuan was an ordinary college student in the 21st century. He accidentally transmigrated into the prehistoric world of Journey to the West, where he got a System that made him evenly matched with anything and everything. The System also gave him a mission: stop Tang Sanzang from traveling west! Now, whenever he can't beat Sun Wukong, he starts calling for reinforcements! King Li and the Third Prince Nezha? I'm evenly matched with you. A hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and ge
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Fake History from the Start: The Jianzhou Jurchens Were Jin Merchant Enforcers 开局伪史论,建州女真是晋商打手
A fan of fringe theories about fabricated history transmigrates into the seventeenth year of Chongzhen, just nine days before the emperor hangs himself at Coal Hill. Faced with a complete mess, he slams his hand on the court table and declares, “I understand now! The Jurchens are the Shanxi merchants’ hired muscle!” As conspiracy theories become a blueprint for saving the nation, auditing the books takes the place of raising taxes, and proclamations become calls to arms. See how he uses a logic
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- 280 Day N of Pretending to Be a Genius in a World of Morons 在弱智世界装天才的第n天 [Feel-good power fantasy + plot-driven + absurdist + requires just a little bit of brainpower] (Trust me, it’s definitely interesting. If you’re unsure, you can check out the reviews first.) After being expelled from school, Jiang Chen had resigned himself to hauling bricks at a construction site. But then, the world suddenly changed. An ordinary high school student became the most intelligent person in the world. And so… Cambridge Professor Norman: “In fact, Dr. Jiang Chen is the only person al 86.5kReads9.0Score10kShelves
- 281 I Haven't Even Made a Move, and Dong Zhuo Has Become a Loyal Minister? 朕还没动手,董卓就成忠臣了? [Three Kingdoms] [Behind the scenes] [Invincible] [Simulator] [Subverting expectations] [Survivalist] [Dual protagonists] [Behind-the-scenes protagonist Liu Xie, the ceiling of martial prowess. Narrative protagonist Dong Zhuo, the character through whom the story unfolds.] /// My name is Liu Xie. I used to just share a name with Emperor Xian of Han. I never expected to actually transmigrate here. The good news: My golden finger is terrifyingly powerful. My strength grows exponentially, making me 111.9kReads8.4Score11.5kShelves
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He Can Knock Lü Bu Out with One Punch, and You Call Him a Strategist? 他一拳能打死吕布,你管这叫谋士
Synopsis: Wang Xiao transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and obtains the Peerless Strategist System. But its reward is maxed-out combat ability, and he can only keep it permanently by becoming a strategist. With no other choice, Wang Xiao goes to Cao Cao to apply for a strategist position. On his very first day, he beats Dian Wei to a pulp right in front of Cao Cao. Dian Wei: "I knew I might lose, but I never thought I'd lose to a strategist!" Lu Bu: "Cao Cao's forces must really be short
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I'm Zhang San, and I'm Reviewing This 人是张三,正在审核
003 was a well-known review bot at Literary City. With 99 pounds of defiance packed into a 100-pound frame, he was nicknamed Zhang San, the Police-Calling Maniac. After his scumbag boss set him up, 003 was forced to enter chaotic minor worlds and fix their plots. His career hit rock bottom. * The man lifted the woman's chin and said cruelly, “She needs your corneas, liver, kidneys, and appendix.” A Zhang San walked by. “Are you treating people like a wholesale market in Yiwu?” He then shouted at
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Restarting in 1990: How Did I Die, Anyway? 重启90,我到底是怎么死的?
[Period] [Crime Investigation] [Comedy] [Everyday Life] After transmigrating to 1990, Wang Jianjun has no interest in any damn romance, and he's in no rush to make money. He just wants to figure out how he ended up with no way out. With fate luring him astray again and again and life driving him into a corner time after time, how can he stay true to himself?
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- 285 The Cannon Fodder Awakens and Goes Viral by Acting Unhinged 炮灰觉醒后靠发癫爆红全网 After five years in the industry, Luo Jiu suddenly realizes that he is a cannon-fodder character in a novel about two male leads. His purpose is to help the protagonists' relationship along, after which he ends up in the best psychiatric hospital in the city. The good news: he has awakened. The bad news: he can't avoid those two. So he goes off the rails and gives up trying. Unexpectedly, he becomes famous. 1.9kReads9.1Score264Shelves
- 286 Starting in 1979: They Call Me the Dirty Cop 从1979开始:他们叫我黑警 [Period] [Comedy] [Crime Solving] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyday Family Life] [Six Consecutive Promotions] Xu Sanjin hit the jackpot and arrived in 1979. After getting divorced, he was specially recruited into the police force. Xu Sanjin regarded the leader as his trusted confidant, while the leader said Xu Sanjin was his greatest threat. Everyone said he was devious, but only those who knew him understood just how devious he really was. 524.6kReads9.1Score85.3kShelves
- 287 Humanity’s Invasion Begins, and the Racial Trials Are Underway 全民入侵,种族试炼开启 An invincible body makes anything possible! Today, as I continued down the road of getting beaten up, I once again managed to make it through another day... A hundred years ago, a cataclysmic change struck the star sector! A higher civilization appeared in this galaxy, and trial stages emerged from thin air. Everyone could participate. By using a Star Key, they could be matched with and enter trial planets, searching, exploring, and killing, using every possible means to constantly improve thems 226.4kReads8.4Score20.6kShelves
- 288 After I Married the Jerk into a Rich Family, His Whole Family Regretted It 将渣男送进豪门后,他全家后悔了 After I married the scumbag off to a wealthy family, his whole family regretted it. 8.1kReads—Score140Shelves
- 289 The Little Cop Who Makes a Big Difference 小警大用 Du Dayong once hoped to grow up to be a great chef. He never expected to become a low-ranking criminal investigator. This is the story of a young police officer growing up. There is no reborn protagonist showing off and face-slapping people, no System or golden finger making him invincible, and no ridiculous transmigration to another world. Here, you'll find the humor and warmth between comrades, a touch of youthful romance, loving family bonds, mischievous leaders, and absurd coworkers. Young o 88.4kReads9.6Score10.7kShelves
- 290 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score241Shelves
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Bringing Bad Habits to the Cultivation World 把不正之风吹向修仙界
[Peerless sword cultivator, succubus immortal physique, cultivation-world friends constantly sabotaging one another, lighthearted comedy] Chu He, a disciple of a Nine Provinces immortal sect. He possesses a sword spirit root, an unparalleled immortal eye, and a world-reaching immortal body. Countless mighty figures have already picked him as a future paragon of the righteous path. But after meeting a shameless master, he sets off down a strange and increasingly bizarre road from which there is n
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Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害
His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o
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Changhong Funeral Services, One-Stop from Start to Finish 长虹殡葬一条龙
Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha
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The Black Heiress 黑千金
Zhou Zhizhi was born a wealthy heiress, but she was abandoned in a remote county and taken in by a man who had just been released from prison after serving time for a serious crime. At just five years old, she was already able to save her father. Later, she also brought home an old scholar and former examination candidate, and the three of them began building a life together. The hardened criminal turned into a coal magnate, while the abandoned girl became a true heiress of the underworld. How w
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Becoming an Immortal Emperor Is All Thanks to My Enemies' Efforts 成就仙帝,全靠敌人的努力
What would it feel like if every side effect of your cultivation were borne by your enemies? And so Liu Shunyi began frantically practicing forbidden arts and life-draining techniques. He even started madly cultivating methods that would wreck his foundation. First, he wanted to raise his strength as quickly as possible. Second, these techniques were powerful. Third, his enemies would bear every cost and adverse effect anyway. What’s more, he could even cultivate using his enemies’ talents. What
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- 296 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越:古代生存十八法 The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 49.9kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
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The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我,全员发疯
The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad
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- 298 System: The Savage Lands Crown Princess Just Wants to Herd Sheep 系统:蛮荒太子妃只想放羊 Also known as The Ambition Isn't Great: Just You and the World A Qi is clever and innocent. Her eldest brother is honest and just wants enough to eat; her second brother is sharp and wants to see the world. Their aunt is always fierce when chopping wood, their father is a wonderful cook, and their grandfather can recognize twenty characters, though he gets thirteen of them wrong. Their ambitions weren't great, but somehow they ended up winning the world. Content warnings: ... 30.3kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves
- 299 A Book of Drawing Curtains 抽布摇帘的一本书 A new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1.2kReads8.3Score100Shelves
- 300 Why Mess With Him? He's a Descendant of the Ancients! 你惹他干嘛?他祖宗人! (The low rating is because my good buddy tanked it.) [Outlaw Hero + Cathartic + Total Beatdown + Super Satisfying + Livestreaming + Invincible] An honest, low-level office drone is falsely accused of secretly taking photos by a “goddess” on the subway. The woman takes things too far, even demanding he hand over his phone and submit to a search! With everyone watching and accusing him, Li Qiuwei transmigrates into this world and awakens a System. [Whenever you strike at evil and injustice and ear 107Reads7.6Score—Shelves
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