The day Lu Xiaokui was transmigrated into the weakest junior sister in an immortal sect, all she wanted was to lie flat.
Her senior brothers and sisters said she brought shame on the sect, while the prodigies laughed that she wasn't fit to cultivate immortality.
So she turned the Beginner's Guide to Cultivation into a collection of unhinged rants. She built her foundation with trash talk, survived tribulations by slacking off, and spouted utter nonsense with a straight face.
Until one day, she looked up at the tribulation clouds and asked a soul-searching question:
"Are you striking me because you think my life is too easy?"
The thunderclouds fell silent. The heavenly tribulation fled.
Everyone: ???
Later, the stoic senior brother drew his sword for her, the tsundere second senior sister refined pills for her, and the top prodigies of every sect lined up to call her Boss.
Lu Xiaokui said skeptically, "Get a grip, I'm really a useless nobody!"
Thousands cried out in unison, "No, you're our light!"
Lu Xiaokui: ...There's something seriously wrong with this cultivation world.
