You Want Me to Dance? I’ll Strike Back with a Sword to the Throat

Name: You Want Me to Dance? I’ll Strike Back with a Sword to the Throat
Author: Ai Xi Ya

逼我献舞？我反手一剑封喉

by Ai Xi Ya (哎嘻呀)

Status: Completed
Length: 297k Words
Genre: Martial Arts
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 14d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Transmigrate + System + wuxia + invincible + mistaken assumptions + hilarious + foodie + suspense] Transmigrated into the body of a stunning male performer, and the Regent is about to disfigure me from the start? Just as despair sets in, a mechanical voice booms inside my head! [Ding! A fatal threat to the Host has been detected. Mad Dance and Martial Arts Auto-Correction System bound successfully!] [The System comes fully upgraded. No training required. The stronger the opponent, the stronger you become!] [The Host’s action “desperately closing his eyes and raising a hand” has been identified as the “Dance of the Rainbow Skirt and Feathered Robe”… Corrected to [Tianshan Plum-Blossom Hand]!] The next second, I snatch the blade and hold it to the Regent’s throat. Wait, System Big Bro, I was just scared! [The Host’s action “staggering backward in fright” has been identified as “Half-Folded Lotus Steps”… Corrected to [Lingbo Microstep]!] [The Host’s action “flinging his sleeves in a panic” has been identified as “Water-Sleeve Dance”… Corrected to [Flowing Cloud Flying Sleeves]!] Me: “Help! I really don’t know martial arts!” The imposing Eldest Princess shields me, her eyes full of concern. “Don’t be afraid. You had to reveal your cultivation for my sake.” Me: ??? From then on, I keep ping-ponging between “desperately closing my eyes” and “taking out everyone in an instant.” From male performer to Embroidered Uniform Guard. From knowing no martial arts to becoming an unparalleled master.

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