Funny Novels You Can Read Without Skipping Chapters. Are There Any Left? 搞笑的，能不跳章看的小说，我就问还有没有

1. 101 你 Why Mess With Him? He's an Eighty-Year-Old Geezer With Cancer 你惹他干嘛？他八旬老登还患癌 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban525k WordsCompleted [Original Novel of the Hit Short Drama] Qin Mu transmigrated, becoming not only an eighty-year-old man with no family, but also a terminal cancer patient with less than three months to live. Zero resistance to physical attacks, maxed-out resistance to magic. With an overpowered buff on his side, Qin Mu doesn't have to put up with anyone! On the subway, he smacks a self-righteous young woman who falsely accuses him of secretly filming her. On the basketball court, he smacks the square-dancing aun 9.6kReads8.0Score915Shelves
2. 102 滚 A Tough Woman Transmigrates into a Book: Her Scumbag Father and Grandparents Are Wiped Out 滚刀肉穿书，渣爹爷奶片甲不留 The Eye in the Heart心中目Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Power Fantasy, Putting Scumbags in Their Place, Transmigrate into a Book, Two Strong Leads, Goofy Heroine, Hero Takes a Back Seat, Sweet Romance Fans Beware] The little cannon-fodder character's mother was schemed against by her cheating scumbag father and kicked out with nothing. Sui Yi could accept having no parents, but she absolutely couldn't accept being left out of the family fortune! So the “dutiful” daughter sent her scumbag father and his mistress straight to the top of the social news 25.8kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
3. 103 反 I Get Stronger by Fighting Moral Blackmail? Seriously, Why Didn't You Say So Earlier? 反道德绑架就变强？我去，不早说 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban240k WordsCompleted On a train, Chu Sheng is subjected to a woman's moral blackmail, but he gets bound to a "Shameless System." He earns rewards just by fighting back against moral blackmail. The more aggressive his counterattack, and the more it gets under his opponent's skin, the better the rewards. I go, you no morning say! Chu Sheng lacks virtue in all five elements. No one can guilt-trip him. Attack is the best defense, and none can beat him! The ultimate father who uses moral blackmail is born! As long as 712Reads—Score141Shelves
4. 104 刑 Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线 Drippy Ice Cream冰淇淋淋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How 4.4kReads9.3Score602Shelves
5. 105 重 Reborn, the School's Queen Bee Spoils Me Even More 重生后，女校霸更宠我了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted After Being Reborn, the School’s Female Bully Dotes on Me Even More 405Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [Tall, muscular girl x handsome, refined boy] In his past life, Chen Huaiyue, the tall, muscular school bully, tormented him for three years, only to end up as his wife. At their wedding, Jiang Yanheng's legs gave way, and he fainted. When he opened his eyes again—he was back in the second year of junior high. He vowed to avoid her this time, but she moved her desk next to him: "You say we're not familiar? Let's get to know each other again." She blocked him, chased him, protected him, relentlessly pursuing him. He escaped in his past life, but in this life… where could he escape to?

6. 106 告 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？ Surely Not a Couch Potato怕不是咸鱼Urban413k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 12.1kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
7. 107 我 I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 我给男友发了条情话 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 138Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 108 鉴 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 919Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Looks like I have to share this! The order is in order of preference! [Learned it!]

9. 109 发 Unhinged Streamer: An Eyebrow Pencil for 79? I'll Expose Them 发疯主播，眉笔79？我直接曝光 Dou Ai豆艾Urban269k WordsCompleted Fast-Paced + Feel-Good + Hilarious + An Eye for an Eye + No Female Lead Falsely accused of secretly taking photos on the subway, then exposed online after clearing his name? Helps an elderly person who fell, only to be blamed and asked, “If you weren't the one who knocked them down, why did you help?” A brow pencil costs 79? More expensive per gram than gold? Are you kidding me? Expose them, expose them! A brat scratches a car with a key, but the parents refuse to pay. “He's just a kid!” Someone 127Reads8.1Score—Shelves
10. 110 影 Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and Won't Reply 影帝别撩了，我已读不回 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and I'm Not Replying 38Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 111 直 Livestream Shenanigans: My Antics Have the Whole Internet Dying of Embarrassment! 直播整活：我整的活，全网社死！ Ji Lun Quan 9季伦劝9Urban433k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Meme References + Power Fantasy + Livestream Shenanigans] Lu Chuan transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a livestream show. As luck would have it, he binds to the Explosive System. By completing its outrageous challenges and earning secondhand embarrassment points from those around him, he can exchange them for all kinds of reward packs. But the System's missions gradually grow more and more absurd. [Livestream mission: Hit on a young woman on the street, add her as 4.2kReads6.4Score250Shelves
12. 112 年 The Younger Puppy Boy Refuses to Behave 年下奶狗不做人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Younger Puppy Boy Won’t Behave 112Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 113 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 114 异 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Flower-Waisted Wanderer花腰浪子Eastern Fantasy644k WordsOngoing Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 978Reads8.3Score105Shelves

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    A seriously underrated novel; I think it's really well-written.

15. 115 黄 Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子！你看我像人还是像神？ China's Famous Double Standard中国驰名双标Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio 30.6kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves

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    A tightly woven storyline with skipped chapters isn't funny; only those who have experienced the entire story can truly appreciate the explosive humor of those callbacks.

16. 116 尸 Born of a Corpse, Carried in a Ghost's Coffin 尸生子，鬼抬棺 Jie Yu界玉Mystery3.3M WordsCompleted In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse! 212.8kReads9.6Score25.1kShelves

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    Don't be fooled by the title! It's packed with laughs, and the author will even explain any unfamiliar words from time to time. It's fantastic!

17. 117 七 The Sweet Little Wife of the 1970s, Spoiled by Two Powerful Men 七零小甜妻，被两个大佬宠哭了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted The Sweet Little Wife of the Seventies Is Adored by Two Powerful Men 368Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 118 破 Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧，我名下还有家男模店 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透9k WordsCompleted Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club 26Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 119 没 I Didn't Get into College, So I Had No Choice but to Slay the Gods 没考上大学的我，只好选择屠神了 Gongzi Zhifan公子之凡Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Hot-Blooded Power Fantasy + No Goody-Two-Shoes Hero + System + Demonic Beasts + Ruthless Protagonist] Chu Yunxuan scanned the QR code on a winning card from a packet of instant noodles and transmigrated to Blue Star, where everyone could awaken their powers and demonic beasts ran rampant. Here, the demon race had twelve Demon God Halls, each led by a Demon God powerful enough to reach the heavens with a raised hand. The eight Demon Realms were ruled by eight Demon Gods, each dominating 22.9kReads8.5Score2.5kShelves
20. 120 从 The Person Who Raised Me Became My Husband 从小管我的人成了我老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊22k WordsCompleted The One Who Raised Me Became My Husband 410Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 121 守 After Three Years as a Widow, I Took Grandma to Join My Officer Husband 守寡三年我带奶奶投奔军官老公啦 Wasabi Lemon芥末柠檬Modern Romance414k WordsCompleted The short drama is now streaming: The Lucky Wife of the 1970s: Her Tomb Raider Secret Identity Is Out! [Cold, tough military officer × female tomb raider, who later joins a research institute to serve her country] [Alternate-history military marriage + tomb-raiding System + married first, love later + raising kids + mind-reading + one-on-one, both leads inexperienced in love + nine-year age gap] [Reader's guide: The early chapters have a few plot holes, and the story is a silly comedy with no lo 11.2kReads8.6Score1.2kShelves

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    Book 1️⃣ is super hilarious [facepalm]. Forced by circumstances, Jiang Yao returns to her old profession. Who knew she'd be arrested the moment she emerged from the tomb? In the interrogation room: "Name?" "Jiang Yao" "Gender?" "Female" "What were you doing?" "Digging up my husband." Everyone: !!! Then her husband, with a dark expression, pushes open the door…

22. 122 除 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 123 军 Military Marriage: You Want to Send Me to the Countryside? I'll PUA Your Whole Family 军婚:逼我下乡?我PUA他全家 Li Baozhu李宝珠Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple + Pocket Dimension] In her previous life, Fang Ying was poisoned by her stepmother and grew uglier by the day. Her childhood sweetheart and fiancé got together with her stepmother’s daughter. Then her entire family pressured her to give up her place at a workers, peasants, and soldiers university and go to the countryside in the other girl’s place! She turned around and married her fiancé’s uncle, a decorated soldier. But he died in action si 49.3kReads9.0Score6.5kShelves
24. 124 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Eldest Grandson: Grandpa, Want a Chicken Cutlet? 大唐皇长孙：皇爷爷！你吃鸡排吗 Jackfruit Sheep菠萝蜜多羊Historical2.7M WordsOngoing Li Yi transmigrates into the past and becomes Li Shimin’s eldest grandson! He gets the Old Geezer Treasure Chest System, which binds him to Li Shimin. All he has to do is get under Old Li’s skin to trigger a treasure chest drop! Li Yi: “Grandpa Emperor, do you want some chicken?” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, Grandpa Emperor doesn’t eat any.” Li Yi: “Then I’ll eat it!” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, do you want some lychees?” Li Yi: “Sure!” Li Shimin: “Grandson, how have your studies been going lately? 166.1kReads8.0Score19.6kShelves

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    The first book surpasses even the eldest grandson of the Tang Dynasty emperor; he breaks through his grandfather's defenses right from the start, constantly pulling off outrageous moves, acting like a complete jerk and a troll [laughing emoji]. The second book is a hilarious Heavenly Court version of *In the Name of the People*, not to be missed [cool emoji].

25. 125 总 The CEO Has Fallen for Her 总裁他沦陷了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊23k WordsCompleted The CEO Has Fallen for Her 71Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 126 弃EN Surviving on a Forsaken Star: Combine Identical Junk into Brand-New Gear 弃星生存：相同垃圾合成全新装备 Wang Zilü王自律Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.1M WordsCompleted After the Second Era, Earth became the largest technological junkyard in the Milky Way. A scavenger's cloak billows in the wind as Cheng Qi stands atop a mountain of trash. [Similar technological object detected] [Beginning synthesis] [Damaged Nanny Bot], [Safety-Guard Nanny Bot], [Environment-Adaptive Nanny Bot]! [Mechanical Exploration Shoes], [Mechanical Exploration Leggings], [Jet-Powered Turbine Boots]! [Surgical Assistant Gloves], [Intelligent Assistant Gloves], [Gravity-Field Adjustment G 302.8kReads9.1Score46.3kShelves
27. 127 重 Back in the Entertainment Industry, I Joined Forces with Four Actresses to Set Things Right 重回娱乐圈，我带四位女明星整顿行业 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊22k WordsCompleted Back in Showbiz, I Joined Four Actresses to Clean Up the Industry 111Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 128 反 The Villain’s Diary: Why Does It Feel Like You’re All Acting? 反派日记：怎么感觉你们在演我 Day and Night Reversed颠倒昼夜Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a novel and became the villain. After dozens of attempts, all ending in failure, she still couldn't return to the real world. At last, she gave up trying, only to discover she could grow stronger by writing a diary. Since nobody could read it, Su Luo wrote whatever she pleased, holding nothing back. The first female lead: "This diary is great. I stole all the protagonist's opportunities, and now I just want to grow stronger." The second female lead: "I don't care about rea 25.4kReads9.0Score2.1kShelves

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    These are the only ones I have that don't skip chapters and are somewhat humorous.

29. 129 七 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我，被选中参加规则怪谈 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 58kReads9.6Score6.4kShelves
30. 130 你 I’ll Take Your Daughter 你女儿我收下了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted I’ll Take Your Daughter 354Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 131 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.1kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves

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    Qin Feng: Parents Are Not to Travel Far (Your parents are in my hands, where can you run off to!) A humorous novel whose title doesn't do it justice.

32. 132 抗 War of Resistance: A God-Tier Sharpshooting Manual from the Start! 抗日：开局赠送神级枪法！ Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Urban594k WordsOngoing As Marshal Ye lay gravely wounded on the battlefield, at death's door, he unexpectedly bound himself to the “Strongest War of Resistance System.” The System grants him divine-level marksmanship from the start, but assigns bizarre missions. [Ding! The Host's powerful indomitable will and potential to resist the Japanese have been detected. Binding requirements met. The “Strongest War of Resistance System” is beginning the binding process... 1%... 50%... 100%! Binding successful!] 9.9kReads—Score493Shelves

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    Come on, come on, come on!

33. 133 玄 Xuanhuan: In a World of the Supernatural, I'm Immortal from the Start 玄幻：神诡世界，开局我不死不灭 Rice-Scented Crisps稻香锅巴Eastern Fantasy715k WordsCompleted When Qin Feng wakes up, he has transmigrated into a dangerous world where immortals and mortals coexist and demons run rampant. Evil spirits prey on people’s minds, monsters devour their vitality, false gods wreak havoc on the realm, and true immortals do nothing! Mortals here can barely make it through the day. Fortunately, when faced with this bizarre world, Qin Feng has a golden finger: a lottery System. From the start, he draws one of Tom Cat’s incredible abilities: tenacious vitality! [Tena 9.9kReads8.0Score768Shelves
34. 134 对 Talk Trash and Win Prizes 对骂就有奖 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban2.8M WordsOngoing Hao Tie was treated like a pack mule and was about to hit rock bottom because he refused to keep living like one. Then he suddenly got a System that rewarded him for trading insults! From then on, he used verbal sparring to reach the pinnacle of success! 24.5kReads7.1Score1.1kShelves
35. 135 你 You're the Richest Man Alive, So Why Are You Opening the Car Door for Customers Yourself? 你一个首富，亲自给顾客开车门？ Qi Yao Yao柒幺妖Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Standing before you is Yicheng City's top scorer in the college entrance exam, a millionaire entrepreneur by his freshman year, founder of Dami Tech after dropping out in his sophomore year, the man who made Dami Tech the country's number-one company by age 26, worth hundreds of billions by 28, founder of Dami Motors at 29, and the richest person in the country at 30. His bank account holds billions in cold, hard cash. He's the head of Dami Tech Group, founder of the Dami Standards Alliance, the 41.1kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves

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    This is a hilarious and refreshing read, it's really funny. I read it line by line, without skipping a single chapter. It was hilarious at first, but then I couldn't stop reading. There are also many jokes and memorable scenes, and every character is very well-developed.

36. 136 长 The Longevity Sword, the Immortal of the Mortal Realm 长生剑，红尘仙 Feng Le枫乐Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted [Steady even in the thick of things, sharp-minded, kind-hearted, skilled in both combat and scholarship.] [Upright values, a conscience, and unmatched strength. Keep a low profile to the extreme, and you can afford to live boldly.] A little Taoist priest who has not yet mastered his skills arrives on the Flowing Cloud Continent. True to his unwavering Taoist convictions, he slays demons, exorcises evil, and upholds justice. This book is also titled The Longevity Sword, the Immortal of the Mortal 27.7kReads8.8Score2.8kShelves
37. 137 暧 Flirting Makes Me Stronger 暧昧就变强 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban161k WordsOngoing The male lead, He Jumeng, has an incredible superpower: he grows stronger whenever he flirts with beautiful women. Then he suddenly gains the “Business Prodigy” superpower and starts with just 1,000 yuan in savings, gradually building his fortune! Style: A business prodigy superpower, the business world, commercial rivalry, emotional sparring with villains, gripping conflicts, face-slapping, a rise after an initial setback, and one satisfying moment after another. 4kReads—Score237Shelves
38. 138 我 I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身，怎么成终结者了？ Traveler of Jiangnan江南游者Urban203k WordsOngoing [Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash 51Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Urban fantasy, featuring all sorts of bizarre abilities and plots. Write down the weirdest abilities you can think of in the comments section, and the author will randomly select some to add to the book (specifically for character and plot design) [smirk][smirk]

39. 139 认 After Mistaking Him for Her Husband, the Mad Eunuch Steals Her Away 认错夫君后，疯批督公他夺妻了 Scallion Ah葱啊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Both leads are devoted to each other + doting romance + hilarious + unhinged + equally matched + stealing the bride] The heroine mistakes a ruthless, murderous, unhinged Grand Eunuch for her husband, sleeps with him, then keeps shamelessly flirting and seducing him. The hero, a total pervert who can’t control himself after sleeping with her and gets hooked, pretends to be her husband and uses his power to force everyone in the capital to swear that he’s the real deal, the biggest madman of them 31.7kReads9.1Score3.7kShelves

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    Hahaha, this story is hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing; I was completely engrossed in it!! The female lead is so funny; even a crazy guy like the male lead is completely fooled by her. They each have their own unique way of being "crazy," and it's all incredibly engaging. I highly recommend it; everyone should definitely not miss it!

40. 140 呸 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！ Wingless Bird折翼的鸟Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 15.3kReads8.0Score1.3kShelves
41. 141 皇 The Palace’s Number One Tough Guy 皇宫第一猛男 Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Historical2.0M WordsOngoing Ying Zheng, a modern overworked young man, dies suddenly from working overtime and has his soul transported into the body of Xiao Caizi, a young eunuch who was just killed after offending the powerful. He also obtains the Fake Eunuch System and begins cultivating the Divine Art of the Fake Eunuch. In a palace rife with schemes and human malice, he steadily climbs to the pinnacle of life! 12.1kReads6.5Score547Shelves
42. 142 安 The Beauties in the Safehouse 安全屋美女 Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Sci-Fi & Apocalypse153k WordsOngoing Style: Global furnace apocalypse, safe-house survival. Easy to understand, humorous and witty, lighthearted and fun, with constant flirtation. System: Global Furnace Apocalypse Safe-House Survival System. Male lead: Hao Jumeng Language: Clear and concise. 10kReads—Score402Shelves
43. 143 香 Soft and Fragrant in His Arms, the Capital’s Princeling Falls for Her 香软入怀，京圈太子爷沦陷了 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄12k WordsCompleted Soft and Sweet in His Arms, the Capital’s Top Heir Falls for Her 16.1kReads—Score291Shelves

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    This book is so good! Thumbs up!

44. 144 职 The Workplace Tough Guy 职场猛男 Earn a Billion a Day 99日赚一亿99Urban293k WordsOngoing The male lead, He Jumeng, has a superpower: a very special energy inside his body lets him sense what other people are thinking to a certain extent. It also gives him immense strength, fast strikes, and lightning-quick reflexes. Style: Workplace drama, clear and accessible writing, witty and humorous, lighthearted and fun, with plenty of romantic tension. Emotional push and pull with antagonists, compelling conflicts, a twisting plot, setbacks followed by comebacks, and lively, engaging storytel 9.8kReads—Score362Shelves
45. 145 看 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.3kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves

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    ① The protagonist possesses a role-playing system. Successfully portraying various professions earns rewards and triggers choice-based tasks, each with additional rewards upon completion. The protagonist occasionally engages in reckless behavior, but due to his strength and powerful background (his grandfather is a top-tier expert), others dare not challenge him, allowing him to continue his arrogant and shameless ways. ② The protagonist awakens an SSS-level explosive ability and possesses a merit system. Accumulating merit is necessary for growth, so the protagonist constantly causes trouble to gain merit. The protagonist has a younger sister who awakens the Grim Reaper ability, possessing immortality, and engages in various reckless actions, such as staging accidents, attempting suicide by jumping off buildings to lower housing prices, etc.!

46. 146 荒 Wilderness and Deserted Island 荒野荒岛 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban620k WordsOngoing Distinctive and original, exciting and vivid, with sharply drawn, lifelike characters and lively, clear, concise prose. A story of survival and life on a deserted island, with an exciting plot and vivid characters. 13.5kReads6.1Score504Shelves
47. 147 第 The Ultimate Tough Guy 第一猛男 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban387k WordsOngoing Full of twists and turns, gripping and vivid, with distinctive, lifelike characters and lively, concise prose. The nouveau riche Ye Shuang travels everywhere and lives a carefree life. What a dream! 7.9kReads—Score457Shelves
48. 148 恐 Horror Game: My Luck Is So Broken I Leave Everyone Stunned 恐怖游戏：运气逆天的我秀到爆 I'll Give You a Piece of My Mind我顶你个肺Urban5.8M WordsOngoing (Comedy, shameless antics, satisfying wish fulfillment, lighthearted humor, a nearly invincible protagonist, and plenty of goofy fun.) After transmigrating to a parallel world, Xu Yueguang, whose luck is off the charts, gets locked up in a psychiatric hospital for constantly doing crazy things on purpose. He’s just escaped when he stumbles into a deadly game. Russian roulette. “One bullet isn’t enough. I want five! One shot? You think I’m a coward? Make it three!” Xu Yueguang takes a revolver wi 21.5kReads8.0Score1.7kShelves

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    Haha, just in time there's a [heavy punch][heavy punch][heavy punch]!

49. 149 我 I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了，战力破亿怎么了 Feng Lingbei风凌北Urban1.1M WordsCompleted An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration 8.1kReads9.0Score629Shelves
50. 150 荒 The Tough Guy of the Deserted Island! 荒岛的猛男！ Earn a Billion a Day 99日赚一亿99Urban143k WordsOngoing The male lead is handsome, incredibly powerful, and has superpowers: there's a special energy inside his body that can create one uncomplicated object each day. It also gives him great strength, incredible speed, and lightning-fast reflexes. Style: deserted-island survival, full of twists and turns, thrilling and suspenseful, easy to understand, humorous and witty, lighthearted and fun, with constant romantic tension. 18.2kReads—Score758Shelves

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