While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Focus on Staying Alive. Only the Mad Have Ironclad Lives

Name: While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Focus on Staying Alive. Only the Mad Have Ironclad Lives
Author: Half Tipsy, Half Rain

别人修仙我保命，唯有疯批才命硬

by Half Tipsy, Half Rain (半醺半雨)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Unknown
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Updated: 2y ago
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Also known as: The Only Omega in the Cultivation World [Two male leads + original ABO setting + everyone dotes on the protagonist + sweet romance + multiple couples + ensemble cast] Ye Luo is a sweet, soft, and cuddly omega who transmigrates into a book and wakes up in a cultivation world full of blades and bloodshed. To make matters worse, he has become a cannon-fodder villain destined to be killed by the heroine. Fine, if we can't beat them, we'll run. But a few days later, he's completely bewildered. He needs pheromones! Are there any alphas in this world? Even worse, he discovers that all his senior brothers and sisters in his new sect are future villainous cannon fodder from the book, and before long, the sect will face annihilation. He's devastated. After much soul-searching, he decides to cultivate as hard as he can, master every skill in the cultivation world, protect himself, and find a way to change the sect's fate. But the further things go, the stranger they get. His senior brothers and sisters are all reincarnated big shots. The silly dragon who clings to him every day turns out to be an alpha. And that's not all: a cute daughter hatches from a giant egg. When his omega nature is exposed, the entire cultivation world goes mad, chasing after him and calling him a “Heavenly Spirit Body.” They say eating his flesh and blood can grant immortality and ascension to godhood. Ye Luo trembles: “I'm just a frail, helpless omega. Don't do this, you're scaring me!” Looking at the corpses littering the ground, their heads severed from their bodies, everyone feels a chill run down their spines and breaks into a cold sweat. “Do you have some misunderstanding about what ‘frail’ means?” A certain Dragon Venerable watches with an indulgent chuckle. “Luo'er, when you're done playing, let's go home.” “No, I still have ten more to beat!” “Be good. The kids are all waiting for you at home!” “Oh, then I won't leave until my hubby gives me a kiss.”

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