Hilarious Stories That’ll Have You Laughing Yourself Silly in Bed 巨搞笑文，从床上笑成沙雕

1. 201 看 Since You've Got a Mouth, Want to Kiss Me? 看你有嘴，要不要和我亲一个 Moon Toast酹月Two Male Leads154k WordsCompleted [Two male leads / entertainment industry / charged push and pull / sweet flirtation / both leads are each other’s first and only] [Composed beauty on the bottom x shameless, flirtatious B-king on top] [Goofy, sweet romance] Shen Xianzhi, the only son of the wealthy Shen family, is notorious for his ruthless, unpredictable ways. They say anyone in the industry who tries to get close to him comes to a bad end. Jing Qing has always kept his distance from him. That is, until he accidentally walks in 7.2kReads9.4Score962Shelves
2. 202 彼 The Other Shore in Daylight 彼岸如昼 Yu Ting欲汀Two Male Leads445k WordsCompleted [Completed] [A perverted Alpha who woos himself × a hotheaded, gay-hating straight guy bottom + both are pure + each other’s first love] [Formerly titled ‘The Other Shore at Daybreak’] On the way home from school, Shen Anchao pinned Bai Zhou against a wall and warned him, “Try stalking and harassing me again. Go on.” Bai Zhou looked shocked. “You freak! I’m gay-hating. I don’t do guys.” Shen Anchao raised an eyebrow. “Trying the hard-to-get routine now?” Bai Zhou: ??? Then he realized he had 57.4kReads9.4Score11.6kShelves
3. 203 漂 The Beautiful Stepmother Who Sweetened the Whole Family 漂亮后妈，甜翻全家 Lu Chi鹿迟Modern Romance501k WordsCompleted Publication deal signed. On sale August 28. [One-on-one sweet romance + marriage of convenience + lighthearted daily life + both leads speak their minds] Sheng Mumu transmigrates into a book. Other people transmigrate into books to date handsome men and become stars. But when it’s her turn, she has to become the stepmother of a 17-year-old rich young master? Help, she wants out! Wait, what? If she pretends to be married, she’ll get 500,000 yuan in pocket money every month and an additional card 54.5kReads9.6Score7.4kShelves
4. 204 斯EN Harry Potter: Snape and His Devoted Beagle Fan 【HP】斯教和他的毒唯比格犬 Clouds Around the Branch云绕枝Female-Channel Fanfiction589k WordsOngoing 7.1kReads9.3Score536Shelves
5. 205 宿 The Host Is Born Bewitching, and the Main God Takes the Bait 宿主一身媚骨，主神被钓成翘嘴 Moon Toast酹月Two Male Leads286k WordsCompleted 993Reads9.3Score149Shelves
6. 206 直 Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播：上什么北大，跟爹上A大！ Honest Tom老实的汤姆Urban1.1M WordsOngoing The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already. 587Reads9.2Score169Shelves

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   The first one is alright, but I highly recommend the second and third. The second one is a mix of risqué humor and raunchy comedy, while the third one is basically just a collection of crazy daily life tales. Also, the author couldn't possibly have any backlog of chapters for the second and third books, because the references are things you just stumbled upon online and then immediately see in the novel.

7. 207 万 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 8.1kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves
8. 208 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 56kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
9. 209 开 The Empress Is My Principal Wife From the Start 开局女帝做正宫 Spicy Little Crawfish劲爆小龙虾Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Xiao Tian, a man with a persecution complex, is the top operative of Earth’s assassin organization and a grandmaster who has mastered both internal and external arts. When he is surrounded and attacked, he transmigrates to another world where combat power is off the charts and becomes the Empress’s husband. In the eyes of others, Xiao Tian is an ordinary man with no cultivation, the world’s number one kept man. And, right on cue, the System arrives. This seems to be a story about an Earthling wi 27kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves
10. 210 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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    Purely meme-based story, if you don't laugh, you can hit me, just read it without thinking 👀

11. 211 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 20.6kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves

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    Super hilarious, you won't be able to stop laughing ① Female military doctor transmigrates to be buried alive with her lover and wakes up the war god prince, you'll laugh from beginning to end ② Mind reading + gossiping 🍉 You won't be able to stop laughing ③ Hilarious transmigration female protagonist, strong and refreshing novel, revenge against scum and career building, super satisfying ④ Female disguised as a man is forcibly kissed by a tyrant and made empress, you'll laugh until your stomach hurts ⑤ Silly and hilarious female protagonist swaps bodies with the demon lord, you won't be able to stop laughing

12. 212 团 The Whole Family Gets Rich After Their Beloved Ordinary Big Sister Comes Home! 团宠路人姐姐后全家暴富啦！ Eastern Egret东方白鹭Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The main story is complete] This novel is also known as “Just Fifteen Fiancés” [A forgettable nobody who attracts everyone + supporting characters reborn + healing + hilarious + a battle royale of rival suitors + ensemble cast] After her startup fails, Jin Miao transmigrates into a beloved-by-all novel she once read, becoming the male lead’s… second older sister from a branch family? A completely minor character. The branch family is a mess. Her mother died young, her father disappeared, and th 1.7kReads9.1Score220Shelves

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13. 213 读 Mind Reading: The Cannon-Fodder Supporting Actress Is Losing Her Mind Again 读心术：炮灰女配她失心疯又犯了 Qilin Treading on the Moon麒麟踏月Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Hilarious + Meme References + Supporting Villainess + Love Rivals + Everyone’s Darling] After a System malfunction, Bai Ling once again transmigrates as a villainess destined to bring about her own downfall. This time, she decides to run away and keep her distance from the heroine and her harem of worshippers. She’ll focus on her career and become a rich woman who can enjoy endless wealth and solitude~ But can someone tell her why those few devoted admirers are looking at her so 2.7kReads8.9Score168Shelves
14. 214 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 23.7kReads9.1Score2kShelves
15. 215 舔 One Hundred Rules for Survival: From Doormat to Everyone's Favorite 舔狗到团宠的一百个生存法则 Eastern Egret东方白鹭Ancient Romance656k WordsOngoing The rating just came in! It’ll rise later! [One heroine adored by thirty men, all the men are pure, cultivation ensemble cast, black-hearted heroine in disguise, romantic rivalry, abundant widower romance, tragic love and hatred with the older brother] Xia Fanxin transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel called My Senior Brothers Spoil Me Rotten, where she becomes... the male lead’s devoted admirer. In the story, she focuses all her attention on him, does plenty of awful things to target the 1.1kReads8.1Score172Shelves
16. 216 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.6kReads8.9Score556Shelves
17. 217 离 After the Divorce, the Beijing Circle's Sidekick Is Blushing Red at the Men Fighting Over Her 离婚后，京圈跟班被雄竞吓红温 Eastern Egret东方白鹭Modern Romance238k WordsCompleted The rating may rise once it opens. (Complete. Love rivals fighting over her + one woman with multiple men + hilarious adored-by-everyone heroine + devoted pursuer, but she pursues lots of people + brothers competing for the same wife + no women fighting each other.) Fake universally disliked drama queen and devoted pursuer vs. a volatile, devilish troublemaker. Jin Yuan is the most famous devoted pursuer in all of the capital. After chasing Fu Changjin for seven years, she finally married him. B 3.3kReads8.4Score455Shelves
18. 218 我 I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 我给男友发了条情话 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 138Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Blackout, Social Disaster, Best Friend's Mischief, Reverse Pursuit of Husband] After blacking out with my best friend in Jiuzhaigou, I accidentally sent my boyfriend a voice message: "Let me taste what a real man is like!" The next morning, I woke up to 99+ missed calls and a message saying "I'm coming right away." I was terrified and hid in the guesthouse, pretending to be dead all day. That evening, he messaged me: "Does what I said last night still count?" I just breathed a sigh of relief and was about to play dumb when the doorbell rang. His voice came through the door: "Open the door, I'm here to let you taste it." My best friend was frantically recording: "Girl, this time you're really the leading lady."

19. 219 我 I’m a Red-Clad Female Ghost, So Why Have You All Fallen for Me? 我红衣女鬼，你们怎么都爱上我了 Eastern Egret东方白鹭Modern Romance169k WordsOngoing [Win over the heroine|Infinite-flow powerhouse|rival suitors and a battlefield of love|healing|boss becomes everyone’s darling|hilarious crowd-pleaser] Jinzhi, the ultimate boss of an SSS+ infinite-flow dungeon, commands all who behold her to bow when she appears in red. Just as she is preparing to retire and enjoy a quiet life, a jade bangle forcibly summons her, turning her into the “guardian deity” of the modern-day wealthy Yu family. In truth, she’s supposed to guard four unlucky young maste 170Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 220 乘 Ride the Madness, Break the Waves: I Go Whenever I Want 乘疯破浪会有时，我想几时就几时 Mu Xi Mutong木西木同Modern Romance292k WordsCompleted (Showbiz, 1v1, wild nonsense and unhinged antics, a System carried to success by its Host) After transmigrating, Jiang Yin worked hard for three years. But after being bound to the Villainess System, she couldn't stray from her assigned character. Everything she did was pointless. Whatever. If that's how it is, let's all go crazy together. The entertainment industry was rocked to its foundations. Haters: Has Jiang Yin lost her mind? Fellow stars: Jiang Yin, what are you even talking about? Jiang 2.8kReads9.1Score507Shelves
21. 221 女 Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂，成了暴君白月光 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance385k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A 1.2kReads6.7Score147Shelves
22. 222 除 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 223 系 System Reborn in the Interstellar World: The Strongest Mecha Master 系统重生星际之最强机甲师 Fake Makabaka假玛卡巴卡Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After Lu Lulu fell into a coma due to an illness, she somehow became System 666. Her mission was to help the great demon Gong Mosheng in a xianxia world follow the script she'd been given and complete the plot… But at the final plot point, Gong Mosheng actually blew himself up! That lunatic blowing himself up was bad enough, but before dying, he also detonated the Sacred Demon Core, taking Lu Lulu, the System, down with him. Lu Lulu woke up on a garbage planet in the interstellar age, a pla 6.5kReads9.2Score877Shelves

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    🌱She's genuinely hilarious when she's being funny! 🌱She gets yelled at hundreds of times right from the start, and every time she yells, she doesn't say a word. Who can out-hook her? 🌱"You can see it!" Hook! "You can see it!" Hook! "You can see it!" Hook!

24. 224 救 Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命！与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance525k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever 828Reads7.4Score101Shelves
25. 225 影 Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and Won't Reply 影帝别撩了，我已读不回 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted Movie Emperor, Stop Flirting. I've Read Your Message and I'm Not Replying 55Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 226 男 After My Boyfriend Lost His Memory, I Turned Around and Became the Devoted Dog of My First Loves 男友失忆后，我转头当白月光们的舔狗 Eastern Egret东方白鹭Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted After My Boyfriend Lost His Memory, I Turned Around and Became a Devoted Fan of His White-Moonlight Loves 210Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 227 魔 Demonic Path System: All of China Is Actually Cultivating the Demonic Path! 魔道系统：文明华夏竟全是魔修！ Strange Sheep奇怪的绵羊Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation System + invincible power fantasy + an entire nation cultivates demons + explosive action + no female lead] Bai Yang awakens a demonic cultivation System and learns that spiritual qi will fully revive in three years. In the meantime, ferocious beasts will appear all over Blue Star. To face the coming crisis, Bai Yang decides to become a demonic cultivator. But the damn System demands that he lead all 1.4 billion people of Huaxia in demonic cultivation! [Main Quest]: May ever 21.5kReads8.5Score2kShelves

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    🌈①A super hilarious story, hahaha🤣, featuring high-level martial arts and superpowers. The protagonist is bound to a demonic system, reveals some of his abilities, and directly joins the nation, leading the entire Chinese nation to cultivate demonic arts, with demonic energy surging through the streets and alleys.

28. 228 京 The Capital’s Top Saleswoman: Everyone in the Neighborhood Is My Ex 京圈销冠：全小区都是我前男友 Eastern Egret东方白鹭Modern Romance27k WordsOngoing [One woman, thirty men, hilarious reverse harem, all the men are devoted to her | Strong heroine | A battle among the men | No rivalry between women | A contest to become the live-in son-in-law and her official husband] Chi Tangyuan, the heiress of Beijing’s leading real estate group, returns from abroad and is immediately handed a deadly succession test: Sell all thirty luxury homes in the most expensive residential complex in the city center within three months. The winner becomes CEO on the s 2Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 229 顶 A Top Hunter's Guide to Turning the Tables 顶级猎手反杀指南 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance23k WordsCompleted A Top Hunter’s Guide to Turning the Tables 31Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 230 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 16.5kReads9.0Score2kShelves

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    😂 I was discouraged by the title of this book several times, but I couldn't stop reading after just one chapter. I was feeling super depressed, but I ended up laughing so hard that I was rolling around on the bed. The author's writing is smooth, and the plot is hilarious. In short, if you're feeling down, reading this will make you laugh non-stop.

31. 231 重 Reborn, the Prince Regrets It Too Late 重生后，王爷他后悔莫及 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted After I Was Reborn, the Prince Regretted It Too Late 346Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 232 内 The Street Ruffian of the Entertainment Industry, Starts by Speeding with a Robber 内娱街溜子，开局带劫匪狂飙 I'm a Kitty是猫猫吖丶Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac 42kReads9.0Score5.7kShelves

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    Book 1️⃣ is hilarious🤦 [Sparrow's Masterpiece] The female lead is an unknown street urchin. While the director was filming a dating reality show live, the female lead was holding a huge bag of trendy spicy strips that was almost as tall as her. She pulled out one, held it above her head, and was eating it with her mouth open in an immersive way when she unexpectedly appeared on camera and went viral⭕🔥.

33. 233 总 The CEO Has Fallen for Her 总裁他沦陷了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊23k WordsCompleted The CEO Has Fallen for Her 71Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 234 开EN Starting as the Peak Master: Signing In for an Ultimate Emperor Armament! 开局成为首座，签到极道帝兵！ Egg-Breaking Expert拆蛋专家Eastern Fantasy6.5M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an 135.6kReads9.2Score7.7kShelves

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    🌈①A hilarious and laugh-out-loud masterpiece😆, the Dark Blood Age has arrived, the world is in chaos, the Supreme One descends, and the ultimate imperial weapons are shattered. A Supreme One comes to the Backing Mountain Sect and borrows a hundred ultimate imperial weapons. He stands tall and shouts into the high sky of the universe: "Who dares to fight me?"

35. 235 你 I’ll Take Your Daughter 你女儿我收下了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted I’ll Take Your Daughter 354Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 236 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 32.3kReads9.4Score4.4kShelves

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    It's so good it's explosive! The female lead and the villain are both incredibly intelligent; I'm actually starting to ship them.

37. 237 人EN In the Cultivation World, I Can Go 50-50 with Anyone 人在修仙世界，和谁都能五五开 May Spring Bring You Happiness春风要开心Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted In Li Zhoujun's fortieth year after transmigrating to become the mountain lord of an immortal sect, he finally obtained a System that let him match anyone fifty-fifty. Are you a ten-thousand-year-old monster who has spent ages hidden from the world? I'm your equal. Are you an unparalleled Immortal Emperor of peerless elegance? I'm your equal. Are you a demonic fiend whose very name strikes terror into people's hearts? I'm your equal. 66.5kReads9.1Score5.6kShelves
38. 238 年 The Younger Puppy Boy Refuses to Behave 年下奶狗不做人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Younger Puppy Boy Won’t Behave 112Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 239 应 Stress Response Judgment System 应激裁决系统 Peace, Health, and Good Fortune平安健康吉祥24k WordsCompleted Stress-Triggered Judgment System —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Novel concept, haha

40. 240 不 Wait, You Cultivators Call Your Parents for Help? 不是，你们修仙还叫家长啊？ Plankton the Lab Rat做实验的痞老板15k WordsCompleted Wait, you people call your parents for help when you cultivate immortality? 27.1kReads—Score737Shelves

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    Super funny and watchable

41. 241 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves
42. 242 上 I Pick Fights with Heaven Above, Earth Below, and the Emperor in Between 上怼天，下怼地，中间怼皇帝 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical538k WordsOngoing I hit people, curse them, and spend money like water, yet they still call me a virtuous prince! Chu Fan feels his life has been nothing but one hardship after another! He has to ruin himself and lose money to become a carefree prince, but everyone keeps pushing him to be a virtuous one! To avoid becoming this virtuous prince, Chu Fan tries every scheme he can think of! He wakes the retired emperor in the middle of the night to make him pee, and they call him filial! He slaps his own brother acro 45.7kReads8.9Score5.5kShelves
43. 243 那 What Exactly Happened That Night? 那晚，到底发生了什么 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted What exactly happened that night? 158Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 244 守 Night of the Gecko 守宫夜 Peace, Health, and Good Fortune平安健康吉祥11k WordsCompleted The Palace Gecko at Night —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 245 师EN My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了 Rain Falls from South of the City to the West城南有雨落城西Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 123.8kReads9.4Score12.1kShelves

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    Read these books and you'll know what a good book is.

46. 246 奴 Slave Lord: Who’s the Goblin Now? 奴隶领主：谁才是哥布林？ Xia Shiqi夏士奇Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Lord System] Pinujin: having the surname Pi is not weird at all! Just a little unusual! The bard Pinujin obtains a broken territory core, the [Slaver Core], and changes class to Slaver. By squeezing his subjects for labor, he earns [Exploitation Points] to use for prize draws, skill exchanges, and building upgrades. Goblins! Get out there and grow potatoes and cotton! Succubi! Stop fooling around and go make soy milk! Elves! Take off your shoes and stomp grapes. Lord Pi wants to make wine! 14.8kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
47. 247 七 The Sweet Little Wife of the 1970s, Spoiled by Two Powerful Men 七零小甜妻，被两个大佬宠哭了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted The Sweet Little Wife of the Seventies Is Adored by Two Powerful Men 368Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 248 我 I Turned My Pharmacy Career Around with Superpowers 我靠异能逆袭药店职场 Peace, Health, and Good Fortune平安健康吉祥11k WordsCompleted I Use My Superpowers to Turn My Fortune Around at the Pharmacy —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 249 乡 The Country Doctor’s Good Life 乡村神医好快活 A Stone Blooms石头开花Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Rural Miracle Doctor + Little Guy’s Rise to Success + Business Fortune] To protect Xu Taohua, Song Qian offends Wang Mazi and is thrown into a cave in the wilderness. By a twist of fate, he encounters the Lotus Immortal Empress and receives her legacy. To help Song Qian return her to the world of cultivation, the Lotus Immortal Empress expends her strength to pass on all the cultivation she has accumulated in her lifetime. With this legacy, Song Qian begins his path to turning his life around. 52.4kReads8.9Score3.1kShelves

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    It's so funny, I laughed like a fool.

50. 250 等 Those Who Await Immortality 等仙之辈 You Zi Yin油子吟Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing “Fellow Daoist, have we met somewhere before?” “Son, who are you?” “I seem to remember having a disciple I was very fond of. Why can’t I remember who it was?” “Who exactly owes this venerable one spirit stones?” “Who was it that hit this demon yesterday?” Jiang Yang was the sort of forgettable nobody no one ever noticed, and no one could remember him either. Once he set foot on the path of immortality, he began a cultivation journey unlike anyone else’s. Want revenge? Sorry, you’ll have to remem 45.6kReads8.6Score4.2kShelves

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    You can take a look; I personally think it's pretty good.

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