Hilarious Stories That’ll Have You Laughing Yourself Silly in Bed 巨搞笑文,从床上笑成沙雕
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- 101 The City's Number One Tough Guy 都市第一猛男 Wu Nitian didn't want to be a corporate drone, but he couldn't see any light in his future. Just as anxiety and misery overwhelmed him, he suddenly obtained the High-Mindedness System. It told him that no matter what he faced, as long as he tried to maintain a high-minded state, he would receive System rewards from time to time! 2.4kReads5.7Score216Shelves
- 102 After the Mad Crown Prince Discovers the Divorce Agreement 和离书被疯批太子发现后 After the Crazed Crown Prince Found the Divorce Agreement 483Reads—Score—Shelves
- 103 Chen Buqi, the Little Taoist 小道士陈不欺 Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Buqi. My professions include Taoist priest, locksmith, cook, phone repairman, driver, and tomb-raiding consultant…. I have too many to list them all. I was raised by my master and martial uncle! They were both incredible! I only learned that after coming back from my first year out in the world. Because I liked to play around, I also squandered a lot of techniques that people would have envied! Fortunately, I devoted myself to physiognomy and mastered two special 149.4kReads9.1Score12.9kShelves
- 104 The Song Dynasty’s Number One Tough Guy 宋朝第一猛男 Wu Jushuai opens his eyes to find himself in the Song Dynasty, transformed into an ugly man with the same name. The System, however, requires him to collect “admiration points from peerless beauties” to become handsome. The top courtesans of Bianjing, noble ladies from wealthy families, and chivalrous women of the martial world are all left blushing by his poetry and modern-day flirting techniques. The villains grit their teeth and grumble, “That guy's ugly and lecherous. What makes him so speci 1.2kReads—Score102Shelves
- 105 Quick Transmigration: Villainous Boss, Stop Tormenting Me 快穿之反派大佬别虐我 Xu Chuling was a girl whose life was plagued by misfortune. After dying suddenly, she was chosen by the System to complete missions and collect evil points, embarking on a quick transmigration journey. In world after world, she matched wits with powerful villains, eventually making them love and hate her so much that they were even willing to give everything up for her. Meanwhile, she racked up evil points and found sweet romance in every world. 471Reads—Score—Shelves
- 106 I Make 100 Million a Day, So I Do Whatever I Want 一天进账一亿,我放荡不羁 A detailed look at urban survival and the complexity of human nature. Emotional sparring, gripping conflicts, a roller-coaster plot, and one satisfying moment after another. System: Earn 100 million a day. Every 10 million can be spent to buy or upgrade a superpower. 3.1kReads—Score215Shelves
- 107 After That Night, She Became My Ceiling 那夜之后,她成了我的天花板 After That Night, She Became My Ideal Woman 139Reads—Score—Shelves
- 108 Wilderness and Deserted Island 荒野荒岛 Distinctive and original, exciting and vivid, with sharply drawn, lifelike characters and lively, clear, concise prose. A story of survival and life on a deserted island, with an exciting plot and vivid characters. 13.1kReads6.1Score481Shelves
- 109 I Can’t Hear His Heartbeat 听不见他的心跳 I Can't Hear His Heartbeat 25Reads—Score—Shelves
- 110 One Hundred Beauties of the Ming Dynasty 明朝一百个美女 I woke up to find that I’d transmigrated into the male lead of One Hundred Beauties of the Ming Dynasty, and gotten bound to a rather improper “Humorous Get-Rich System.” As long as I make the villains laugh, silver automatically lands in my account. So I let loose, pushing my luck at the edge of death every day. Then one day, I cornered the peerlessly beautiful villainess Su Meier against a wall. “Miss, have you heard that a smile takes ten years off your age? If you smile a few more times, may 2kReads—Score127Shelves
- 111 A Hilarious Farce: The Top Scholar Forces His Way into the Palace with His Child to Claim the Throne 啼笑皆非:状元郎携子逼宫上位 A Comedy of Errors: The Top Scholar Forces His Way into the Palace with His Son to Seize the Throne 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 112 This Heir Won't Chase You Anymore 本世子不舔了 This Heir Won’t Simp Anymore 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 113 The Teleporting Delivery Driver 能瞬移的外卖员 The number-one tough guy, Ye Jumeng, can teleport while delivering takeout. The villains’ emotional manipulation, gripping clashes, twists and turns, and a story that starts low and rises high make for a vivid, entertaining read. Style: urban survival, easy to follow, witty and humorous, lighthearted, with no shortage of romantic tension. 1kReads—Score101Shelves
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The Glory of the Tribe 部族荣光
The Jiang Clan and the Shentu Clan, both renowned for their beautiful women, have been at war for three years. Nearly all the adult men of the Jiang Clan have been killed. If they lose the Clan Deathmatch, every woman in the Jiang Clan will be tortured to death, humiliated, and sold. Despair hangs over the entire clan. Some choose to flee, while others betray their own people. Fifteen-year-old Jiang Xuan is still just a boy, but for his mother, his younger sister, and the women of his clan, he h
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The Four Rebellious Immortals of Heaven Are Here, Make Way! 天庭四大反骨仔驾到,通通闪开
[The animated series is now streaming] Today's front-page headline in the Immortal Daily: “Attention! Heaven Has a New Rebel!” Sources say this person is the newly adopted sidekick of the Great God of the Three Altars and the Sea. People call her “Fourth Auntie.” Great Sage Sun rebels in the open, Erlang Shen rebels in secret, the Third Prince is ready to rebel at any moment, and Fourth Auntie rebels whenever I do. Wherever I go, she follows. These people do nothing but sit around and chat, yet
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- 116 EN A Demon Heart at Birth: The Rise of an Unrivaled Monster 开局移植妖魔心脏,成为绝世凶物 (No System, multiple female leads, neither wholly good nor wholly evil) Fang Ling possesses a Chaos Sacred Body. From the moment he was born, various factions fought to seize him. His heart, right eye, and precious bone were successively cut out… After being passed from hand to hand, Fang Ling was left on the steps of an ancient temple, barely clinging to life, by a kind-hearted stranger. No one knew that five peerless experts were secretly living in seclusion inside the temple. They had hidden 162.6kReads9.1Score17.1kShelves
- 117 This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了!这哥们人人喊打 [Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti 37.6kReads7.8Score3.1kShelves
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I Turned a Torturous School Romance into a Revenge Thriller, and My Green Tea Girlfriend Was Stunned 把校园虐文玩成反杀爽文,绿茶女友懵了
I Turned a Tragic Campus Romance Into a Revenge Power Fantasy, and My Two-Faced Girlfriend Was Stunned
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- 119 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星,搞点副业很合理吧? After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 68.6kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
- 120 The Day the Whole Internet Turned on Me, My Boss Revealed the Steamy Photos with a Male Star 全网黑那天,老板公布了和男星的娇艳照 The Day I Was Canceled Online, My Boss Released Scandalous Photos With a Male Star 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综:你惹他干嘛?他五行缺德啊
[Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h
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- 122 My Father Is Emperor Wu of Han! 家父汉武帝! [Winner of the National Library writing contest] [Top-tier historical storytelling + no System + rebellion + political intrigue + a love-hate relationship between father and son] Reborn in the womb as Liu Ju, the eldest legitimate son of Emperor Wu of Han. His father is Liu Che, the most powerful carbon-based life form on Earth in the second century BCE! And his maternal family’s lineup is even more outrageous! His mother is Wei Zifu, his uncle is Wei Qing, his cousin is Huo Qubing, and his youn 88kReads9.2Score8.3kShelves
- 123 The Empress Dowager Wants My Childhood Sweetheart as Her Bedchamber Attendant? The Mad Prince Goes on a Rampage 太后抢我青梅小心肝做通房?疯批王爷开团杀疯了 The Empress Dowager Wants to Make My Childhood Sweetheart Her Bedchamber Maid? The Unhinged Prince Goes on a Rampage 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临?我先降临!
[The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza
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- 125 Call Me a Pressure Merchant? I’m Taking Shy Bro to G2 骂我压力怪?我带shy哥润G2 [Teammate Shai Ge. If you don’t like him, don’t read!] "League Transmigration Diary" “My name is Lu Chenxing. I’ve been reborn, and I’ve got the Red-Hot Kid golden finger.” “S12 playoffs. Huanfeng can’t get anything done, Rich only farms, mid laner Angela is rooted to the spot, and support ignores the AD because all he wants is to make flashy plays. I’m having a rough time!” “I came in as a substitute and helped us beat the gods twice, but the fans condemned me, made me the scapegoat, and kicked 10.8kReads8.5Score529Shelves
- 126 I Was About to Tear My Secretly Married Scumbag Ex Apart, but My Actor Husband Announced Our Marriage to the Whole Internet? 刚准备手撕隐婚渣男,影帝老公却全网官宣了? I Was Just About to Tear Into My Trashy Secretly Married Husband, but My Actor Husband Announced Our Marriage to the Whole Internet? 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 127 The Leisurely Prince of Zhenguan 贞观小闲王 [No System]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Farming] Have you ever wondered what you’d do if you transmigrated to ancient times with no System and no golden finger? You’re not a physicist, chemist, or historian, just an ordinary person from the future. Everything you know comes from movies, TV, short-video platforms, and the media. How would you survive? Follow an ordinary person who transmigrates into Li Shen, Li Shimin’s tenth son at the beginning of the Tang dynasty. With nothing but his limited knowledge 117.9kReads9.2Score6.8kShelves
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Half a Life on the Battlefield, Yet I Return as the Same Old War God 战死沙场戎半生,归来仍是旧武神
Wang Xian, a half-step Martial God at the eighth realm of Old Martial Arts, died on an alien battlefield protecting ordinary people, only to return in a dream to his youth in his senior year of high school. In my previous life, I achieved greatness late, reaching the peak of the half-step Martial God realm, only to stop at the eighth realm and die with regrets. In this life, I will use my self-created Starry Sky Body-Tempering Art to forge a starry sky martial body capable of devouring stars and
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Ordered to Seduce the Princess, I Hooked Her and We Both Lost It! 奉旨勾引公主,钓完我俩全破防!
Ordered to seduce the princess, I reeled her in, and we both completely lost it!
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- 130 I Turned a Torturous Palace-Intrigue Novel into a Feel-Good Story and Drove the Grand Princess and Young Marquis Mad 把宫斗虐文玩成爽文,长公主和小侯爷被我逼疯了 I Turned a Tragic Palace-Intrigue Novel Into a Power Fantasy, and Drove the Grand Princess and Young Marquis Crazy 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 131 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生:我打捞的物资全成精了 [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 15.7kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
- 132 EN Villain: The Female Lead Overhears My Inner Thoughts and Her Persona Crumbles 反派:女主偷听我心声人设崩了 Tang Yu transmigrates into the world of a modern power fantasy novel, where he becomes a rich, playboy villain. Every time he survives a story arc, he gets a reward! He decides to play it safe and keep his head down all the way to the ending! From the start, he calls off an arranged marriage to avoid being beaten to death by the Dragon King! But unexpectedly, everyone is acting around him, determined to make him draw their hatred. Su Muyue: “You want to break off the engagement? No, you don't.” 78.1kReads9.4Score6.9kShelves
- 133 I Accidentally Texted My Police Officer Ex, and He Lost It 错发给警官前男友信息后,他破防了 I accidentally sent a message to my police-officer ex, and he completely lost it 10.8kReads—Score176Shelves
- 134 The Evil Empress Dowager Torments the Child Emperor, Yet He Kneels and Begs Me to Take the Throne 恶毒太后狂虐崽,幼帝却跪哄我登基 The Vicious Empress Dowager Cruelly Torments the Child, but the Young Emperor Kneels and Begs Me to Ascend the Throne 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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The 1970s: The Hated Couple Goes Wild in the Compound 七零:万人嫌夫妇,大院发癫
[1970s setting + delightfully unhinged and a little funny + violent, crazy heroine + spoiled, two-faced, scheming young husband + both leads join the army later] Ye Sanqiu is notorious as the most hated person in Trumpet Flower Brigade. The villagers and her own family have suffered endlessly at her hands... Granny Ye and the brigade leader are going gray from worry. Left with no choice, Granny Ye hands her a letter of introduction and a marriage certificate. “Sanqiu, you've wreaked havoc all ov
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- 136 After Taking My Brother's Place as a Scholar, the Crown Prince Confessed to Me 替兄从文后,竟被太子表白了 After Taking My Brother’s Place in the Imperial Academy, I Was Confessed to by the Crown Prince 488Reads—Score110Shelves
- 137 You Took My Family's Formation Diagram to the Ninth Heaven to Steal Immortal Herbs? Senior Brother, Have You Lost Your Mind? 拿着我家阵法图去九重天偷仙草?大师兄你不要命啦 You're Taking Our Formation Diagram to the Ninth Heaven to Steal Immortal Herbs? Senior Brother, Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 138 Awakening in the 1980s: I Have a Child with the Infamous Village Tyrant 睁眼八零:和凶名在外村霸有崽了 When Hu Yao woke up, she found a mischievous yet well-behaved son and a scoundrel of a man beside her. Shocked and bewildered, she heard from the neighbors she knew that four years earlier, she'd hit her head so hard she was left simple-minded, and her mother had sold her. Over those four years, she had not only gained a husband but also a mischievous child who fiercely protected her. The bastard of a man was always putting his hands on her, and he was exceptionally fierce and unreasonable. Terr 38.7kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
- 139 Who Says the Real and Fake Heiresses Can Only Compete for Men? I Spoiled Them into the Ultimate Power Duo 谁说真假千金只会雌竞?我反手宠出豪门满级双娇 Who Says Fake and Real Heiresses Can Only Fight Each Other? I Spoiled Them Into a Pair of Top-Tier Heiresses 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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Mr. Fu, Your Wife Has Gone Fortune-Telling on the Street Again and Again 傅总,您夫人又又又去摆摊算命了
[Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + comedy + wish fulfillment] After her master passes away, mystic prodigy Lin Xi comes down from the mountains to set up a fortune-telling stall, earning money while searching for her fiancé. “Master, when will my son meet his destined woman?” Lin Xi: “There’s no destined woman, but there is a destined man.” “Master, I keep dreaming about a ghost. Please get rid of it for me.” Lin Xi: “The ghost is your father. You’ve been visiting the wrong grave. He
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Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌,阁下如何应对
Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi
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- 142 After Moving to the Countryside, I Awakened a Herd of Livestock, and a 300-Kilogram Sow Helped Me Reclaim the Wasteland 下乡后觉醒牲口群,三百斤母猪帮我开荒 After Moving to the Countryside, I Awaken a Herd of Livestock, and a 300-Kilo Sow Helps Me Reclaim the Land 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 143 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球,没让你抓人薅羊毛 The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 6.2kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
- 144 I Picked Up a Hairless Dog at the Beast-Taming Ceremony, Never Knowing It Was an Ancient Taotie with a Belly Full of Spirit Ore 御兽大典捡了只秃毛狗,谁知是满腹灵矿的上古饕餮 He picked up a bald dog at the Spirit Beast Ceremony, never guessing it was an ancient Taotie with a belly full of spiritual ore. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 145 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签?贫道替你逆天改命! [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 44.4kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves
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My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心
[Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor
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My Best Friend Is a Tyrant! What Does That Make Me? 死党是昏君!我能是啥好东西?
My Best Friend Is a Tyrant! What Chance Do I Have of Being Any Good?
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- 148 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表,你北什么伐呀! “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 43.1kReads8.9Score4.6kShelves
- 149 A Regret-Filled Misery Story? I Thought This Was a Battle Series 憋屈后悔文?我寻思战斗番呢 A frustrating regret-fest? I thought this was a battle series! 14.3kReads—Score150Shelves
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You’re Also Fascinated by the Female Supporting Character, Aren’t You? 请问你女朋友有对象吗
Quick transmigration + universal heartthrob After binding to a System, Wei Yu began playing the male leads’ unattainable dream girl. She transmigrated into the wife a mob boss had taken by force. Cold and unfeeling, she never loved him at all, and only waited for the day of a shootout so she could take a bullet for him and put an end to all their grievances. But the boss made her wear three bulletproof vests. · She transmigrated into the childhood friend of a future domineering CEO. She devoted
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