Call Me a Pressure Merchant? I’m Taking Shy Bro to G2

Name: Call Me a Pressure Merchant? I’m Taking Shy Bro to G2
Author: An Qing and July

骂我压力怪？我带shy哥润G2

by An Qing and July (安青与七月)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.3M Words
Genre: Sports
Subgenre: Gaming & Sports
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Teammate Shai Ge. If you don’t like him, don’t read!]

"League Transmigration Diary"

“My name is Lu Chenxing. I’ve been reborn, and I’ve got the Red-Hot Kid golden finger.”

“S12 playoffs. Huanfeng can’t get anything done, Rich only farms, mid laner Angela is rooted to the spot, and support ignores the AD because all he wants is to make flashy plays. I’m having a rough time!”

“I came in as a substitute and helped us beat the gods twice, but the fans condemned me, made me the scapegoat, and kicked me out!”

“If there’s no place for me here, I’ll find one somewhere else.”

“I’m taking Shai Ge with me and heading to the LEC to join G2!”

“Heh heh heh heh heh. Time for me to become a demon.”

"The Fourth Old Man’s Team Management Diary"

“Our team’s results have always been poor, and the sponsors are already showing their dissatisfaction. We have to strengthen the roster this year and get results.”

“Lu Chenxing, you’re the one. I could tell at a glance that you have extraordinary talent and the bearing of a celestial being. When can you get theshy to come try out?”

“I didn’t care about him at first. I figured he was just an extra thrown in with the theshy deal, but half a month after he joined the team, I realized I’d been had!”

“This AD is way too intense. He flames people so hard! It was just a scrim, and he even tried to kick everyone out in front of the whole team! I’m furious. What kind of pressure monster did we sign?”

“Wait... caps got flamed so badly that he actually started reflecting on his past. Even Odoamne got poached and talked into playing support!”

“The spring split has started, and we keep winning. It’s all thanks to this pressure-monster AD. He’s insane, slaughtering everyone in every game!”

“At this rate, we might actually win the championship!”

Inner thoughts: Maybe pressure isn’t so bad after all, as long as we win. Boss, yell at me, yell at me as much as you like!

Other names

League of Legends: Seventeen That Year, Number One Under HeavenLOL：那年十七，天下第一Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

602Chapters

11kReads · 30 days

1.1MReads · all time

543Shelves

8.5Score

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