Funny Urban Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard at Midnight Your Mom Kicks You 都市搞笑，半夜笑死，被妈踹。

1. 751 相 No Dog Would Eat a Free Meal on a Blind Date! If the Dog Won’t Eat It, I Will 相亲吃软饭狗都不吃！狗不吃我吃 Cao Yan曹焱Urban549k WordsCompleted (Blind-date story + wish fulfillment + chicken soup + living off a woman while acting proud + lighthearted comedy) A special warning: This book has a strong science-fiction element. If you're not good at handling that, read with caution… Son, haven't you heard? The poorer you are, the more you should go after rich women… I mean, the more you should go on blind dates. Don't be insecure, and don't think you're not good enough. I'm telling you, rich women love poor guys like you. The poorer and mor 108Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Urban comedy that will have you laughing so hard you'll be pounding your bed in the middle of the night.

2. 752 败 Loser Heroine, Please Get a Grip. I Just Want to Be Your Guy Best Friend 败犬女主请自重，我只想当男闺蜜 Give Me a Piece of What You're Eating吃的给我掰点Urban1.3M WordsOngoing [Meme Humor] + [Here for the Fun] + [Snark] + [Chasing Her Husband to the Crematorium] + [School Life] + [Healing] + [Love Triangle Chaos] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [No Consolation for the Losing Heroines] My name is Su Zhe, and I'm surrounded by losing heroines. I think snarking on them is more fun than trying to save them. A timid, socially anxious heiress, an insecure and sensitive class monitor with a surprising side, and an abstract girl who seems optimistic: each has something they just ca 61.4kReads9.2Score6.6kShelves
3. 753 闺 My Best Friend Mocked Me for Marrying a Poor Guy. Fifteen Years Later, I Took Her to Dinner Wearing Gold Bangles on Every Finger 闺蜜嫌我嫁穷小子，十五年后我戴满金镯请她吃饭 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted My best friend mocked me for marrying a poor guy. Fifteen years later, I wore gold bangles from wrist to elbow and took her out to dinner 19Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's so funny! 🤣

4. 754 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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   As long as I have no morals, no one can kidnap me. 😂

5. 755 日 Do One Good Deed a Day, and the Empress Exclaims That the Villain Has Become a Saint 日行一善，女帝惊呼反派成圣人了 White Half-Sleeve白半袖Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + empress + villain + System + multiple female leads + outsmarting the original protagonist + harem.] The rating has just come in. Su Hao transmigrates into a book and becomes its villain, bringing along the [Daily Good Deeds System]. He boldly ventures into the Great Wu Dynasty. Empress: “You! Get to work governing the country. Don’t you know I’m about to give birth?” Female General: “What does whether I take off my armor have to do with you doing good deeds?” Talented 80.4kReads7.8Score8kShelves
6. 756 我 The Useless Husband I’ve Raised for Eight Years 我养了八年的废物老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted My Useless Husband, Whom I’ve Raised for Eight Years 41Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 757 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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   As long as I have no morals, no one can hold me hostage. [Laughing and crying emojis]

8. 758 订 On the Night of My Engagement, I Had a Date with a Stranger 订婚当晚，我约了陌生男人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted On the Night of My Engagement, I Had a Date with a Stranger 33Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 759 上 I Went to the Wrong Grave and Mistook a Female Ghost for One of My Own 上错坟，不小心把女鬼当成自己人 I'm Drifting Deep in the Sea我在深飘飘Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [One female lead, the male lead isn't invincible, not a wish-fulfillment story, supernatural, metaphysics. If it's not your cup of tea, please don't flame. This story is entirely fictional. The leads practice both Buddhism and Taoism. If you're the type to nitpick, read with caution!] “Year after year, I come to pay respects to my ancestors, yet year after year I'm still stuck working. I'm not happy over here, and you might be going hungry over there. Bless your grandson with a prosperous year, 19.7kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves
10. 760 他 The Bunny in His Phone Calls Me Big Sister 他手机里的兔子叫我姐姐 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted The rabbit on his phone calls me Big Sister. 323Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 761 二 The Husky and His White Cat Shizun 二哈和他的白猫师尊 Meat Bun Won't Eat Meat肉包不吃肉Two Male Leads1.4M WordsCompleted [The audiobook adaptation of the same name, starring Gu Jiangshan and Sanshi, is complete. Tune in and give it a listen!] Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning's disciple had been a mistake. His master was far too much like a cat, while he was like a silly dog wagging its tail and fawning over him. Dogs and cats can't reproduce together, and the silly dog hadn't wanted to reach out his fluffy paws toward that cat in the first place. He'd always thought dogs should be with dogs, like his senior bro 100.4kReads9.7Score19.3kShelves
12. 762 为 I Spoiled Her for Three Months to Get a Divorce 为了离婚，我宠了她三个月 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted I Doted on Her for Three Months to Get a Divorce 52Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 763 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.7kReads8.6Score596Shelves

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    I laughed so hard my abs hurt in the middle of the night! [Laughing and crying emoji] The mortal Lao Liu obtains a cultivation inheritance and embarks on a cultivation journey from the city, hiding his true nature. The story is full of memorable quotes, realistic critiques, and philosophical reflections. Everyone is intelligent, and the psychological descriptions are exquisite. [Thumbs up emoji] [drooling emoji]

14. 764 潇 The Late Sound of Drizzling Rain 潇潇雨声迟 Meng Zhiwan孟栀晚Modern Romance120k WordsCompleted Years after graduation, a gossip post begins circulating on the message board for City Experimental School. The school's 2011 beauty, Ye Xiao, and its most handsome boy from the same year, Ruan Yusheng, are a couple. Their classmates, who know them well, rush over to set the record straight: it's pure rumor. There was never any spark between the two of them. Ye Xiao's profile even says, “Person I hate most: Ruan Yusheng.” People in the know go so far as to say, “Ye Xiao feels nothing but hatred 81.1kReads9.7Score14.1kShelves

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    These two books, which used to have a 9.9 Rating, are ones you'd absolutely regret missing. I had to read them before they were banned. The author really dares to write anything, treating us like family, and their words resonated right with me!

15. 765 他 The Day He Died, She Put on Her School Uniform 他死的那天，她穿上了校服 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted The Day He Died, She Put on Her School Uniform 15Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 766 我EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score183.1kShelves
17. 767 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 43.6kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves

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    It's really funny, I recommend it.

18. 768 那 That Day, She Said: Get Down on Your Knees and Beg Me 那天，她说：跪下来求我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted That day, she said, “Get on your knees and beg me.” 15Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 769 系 The System Helps Me Shatter the Martial Path 系统助我踏碎武道 Half-Reclined, No Ice Please半躺不要冰Eastern Fantasy135k WordsOngoing From the start, burdened by a family vendetta, he had learned some martial arts, but they were still no match for the ancient martial arts clans and their schools. One night, a streak of white light flashed across the sky, and a glowing object the size of a thumb sank into the forehead of Lin Xiao, fast asleep. Ding! Congratulations, you have been selected. The Super Martial Arts System has arrived! Activate! Congratulations, Host! No, congratulations, Master. The System has taken the form of a 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's good, I love watching it.

20. 770 人EN In the Cultivation World, I Can Go 50-50 with Anyone 人在修仙世界，和谁都能五五开 May Spring Bring You Happiness春风要开心Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted In Li Zhoujun's fortieth year after transmigrating to become the mountain lord of an immortal sect, he finally obtained a System that let him match anyone fifty-fifty. Are you a ten-thousand-year-old monster who has spent ages hidden from the world? I'm your equal. Are you an unparalleled Immortal Emperor of peerless elegance? I'm your equal. Are you a demonic fiend whose very name strikes terror into people's hearts? I'm your equal. 66.5kReads9.1Score5.6kShelves

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    💤💤💤I laughed so hard I rolled on the floor! Hahaha, the protagonist transmigrates to the world of cultivation and gets bound to the "50/50 System." You're a reclusive, ancient monster, and I'll go toe-to-toe with you. You're an unparalleled immortal emperor, and I'll go toe-to-toe with you. You're a fearsome demon, and I'll go toe-to-toe with you.

21. 771 这 Is This a Supermarket? The Staff Are Even Prettier Than Car Models 这是超市？员工竟然比车模还漂亮 Xi Jie西孑Urban424k WordsCompleted After Chen Mo, the owner of a small supermarket, fell into a debt crisis, his once gentle and adorable young wife chose to fend for herself in the face of disaster and decisively proposed a divorce… Just as Chen Mo was nearing despair, he unexpectedly awakened the most extravagant Boss System… As long as a company is bound to him, the System will cover all its employees' wages! With such generous pay, his staff become more and more attractive… Chen Mo initially only wanted to take advantage of t 300Reads7.4Score209Shelves
22. 772 唤 Call Me Sister-in-Law for a Lifetime 唤我一世嫂嫂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted Call Me Sister-in-Law for a Lifetime 3Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 773 我 I’m the Novel’s Protagonist, Yet I Have to Work for the Author 我是小说主角却要给作者打工 Illusory Sky, Dust-Stained幻天染尘Urban224k WordsOngoing Plot-driven + pure fun + post-apocalyptic setting Good news: I'm the protagonist of this book! Bad news: the author just wants me dead! I thought I could do whatever I wanted with the protagonist's halo. Who could have guessed the author, desperate to wrap up this unfinished story, would keep coming up with ways to kill me? To survive, the protagonist and the author co-create a web novel, and the author becomes the protagonist's strongest System! From the day the web novel goes live, the prot 2Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    A down-on-his-luck online novelist unexpectedly discovers he's the protagonist of someone else's story, constantly manipulated by a laid-back author. Not only is he repeatedly killed off and forced to end the story, but he's also compelled to fill in plot holes and write new chapters for the author. From battling dinosaurs in the Jurassic period to teaming up for survival in the apocalypse, the story unfolds with a series of witty banter and hilarious interactions between the protagonist and the author. The plot is lighthearted, funny, and increasingly addictive.

24. 774 妻 My Wife Betrayed Me, Then I Discovered My Mother-in-Law's Secret 妻子背叛，发现岳母的秘密 Southern Song Commander南宋总兵Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + everyday life + twists + face-slapping + multiple heroines + System] Wang Yu discovers that the child isn’t biologically related to him. The revelation is a devastating blow. Pain and sorrow flood over him. But fate’s drama doesn’t end there: by chance, he discovers his mother-in-law’s secret. The father-in-law and son-in-law meet each other’s eyes in silence. At a moment like this, who can comfort whom? Divorce is only the beginning. Two men bound by the same fate now em 31.8kReads8.8Score3kShelves
25. 775 女 A Woman Turned Man: Aren't Abs Meant to Be Seen? 女变男：腹肌不就是给人看的？ A-Qi Who Never Fails a Class不挂科的阿柒Modern Romance538k WordsOngoing [Gender-swap from female to male + no romance + stunning looks + quiet everyday life + slow pace + everyone’s favorite (?) + loved by both men and women] Mu Yan woke up one morning to find he’d changed sex painlessly and even gained abs. Looking at the impossibly handsome face in the mirror and the lean, toned body he’d always dreamed of, Mu Yan wept with joy. If ever there was a time to cash in on his looks, this was it! Just look at all those people who got in on the internet early. Now they’r 4.2kReads9.1Score304Shelves

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    These are the books I'm currently reading, and they're pretty good! ① Hilarious and absurd, full of quirky memes! ② A live-streaming novel—this one is seriously amazing!! [Laughing] Female to male transformation, beauty and muscles [licking screen], so incredibly handsome [admiring], I really love it [admiring] [Masterpiece by Sparrow] [Already added to my wishlist]

26. 776 我 My Superpower Makes People Instantly Need to Use the Bathroom 我的超能力是让人瞬间想上厕所 Green Shoes Are Invincible绿鞋无敌8k WordsCompleted My superpower makes people suddenly need to use the bathroom 103Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 777 震 Shocking! My Boyfriend Turned Out to Be the Horror Dungeon Boss 震惊！男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS Tuoba Dumpling拓跋饺子Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that 51.4kReads9.2Score5.9kShelves
28. 778 八 An Octogenarian Womanizer Takes Chinese Showbiz by Storm, Starting with Xiong Ba 八旬老汉渣遍华娱从扮演雄霸开始 Flooding Jin San水漫金三Urban1.2M WordsOngoing College student Zhou Rui transmigrates into the body of an eighty-year-old man in a parallel world. He is frail with age and on the verge of death. Just as he thinks he has only a few days left to live, he unexpectedly awakens an Entertainment Roleplay System! As long as he successfully plays various film and television characters, the System lets him win that character's abilities and treasures through a lottery! Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have successfully played Xiong Ba and obtained th 12.9kReads7.9Score1.1kShelves
29. 779 崩 My Honkai: Star Rail Tutors Are Herta and Ruan Mei 崩铁黑塔阮梅是我的家庭教师 Green Shoes Are Invincible绿鞋无敌Urban567k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail + comedy + tutor] “I heave a long sigh and wipe away my tears, mourning the fragmentation of civilization!” “The road ahead is long and far, yet I shall seek high and low, for answers among the stars!” 4Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 780 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 24.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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    There was another one, I think it started with someone kicking someone down a building, but I forgot the title. It was weirdly funny.

31. 781 我 I'm Paralyzed, So How Could I Be the Butcher of the Night? 我都瘫痪了，怎么会是黑夜屠夫？ Desert Camel沙漠大骆驼Urban2.9M WordsOngoing Gu Yang had a successful career and a happy family, but a car accident suddenly left him in a vegetative state. His mind, however, remained perfectly clear. In the endless darkness, he finally learned the secret behind the accident. On a night filled with anger and despair, he fused with his own shadow and became a butcher of the night! And after killing someone, he could even steal their lifespan, heal his body, and spend points on skills! A top detective, a medium, occult practitioners, and ma 34.9kReads7.6Score3.1kShelves

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    Not bad. I'm out of books to read, so I don't care about ratings anymore. I can read any book for a while.

32. 782 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 26.3kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves

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    These are all hilarious articles I've read recently, they cracked me up, hahaha!

33. 783 全 Global Class Change: I'm Just a Blacksmith with a Hammer, So Why Am I Saving the World? 全民，我个铁匠拿锤子拯救世界？ Wo Renxing我任行Urban418k WordsCompleted He Chen transmigrated to a world where everyone awakened a class. From the start, he was assigned a lowly life-class job: blacksmith. The pure-hearted campus belle who had once pursued him broke up with him on the spot. She even told him outright that a filthy blacksmith could never be good enough for her. Just as He Chen was losing all hope, he awakened the Strongest Blacksmith System. [Every piece of equipment you forge will be perfect quality and of the highest possible rank] [Your equipment 3.3kReads7.7Score239Shelves
34. 784 蓝 Blue Entertainment: You Dumped Me in My Rebirth, So I'll Have Even More 蓝娱：重生的我被你抛弃，我要拥有更多 Nameless Little Sniper无名小狙11k WordsCompleted Blue Entertainment: You Abandoned Me After I Was Reborn, Now I Want More —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Check this out! A parody of the diva and Nicholas Tse, it's hilarious!

35. 785 夺 You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格？京圈千金发癫整顿内娱 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance578k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + ridiculous antics + going off the rails + meme humor + irresistible charm] Yu Tingtang bumps her head and discovers she's the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. Her family cuts ties with her, her boyfriend betrays her, the whole internet curses her, and a stay in a psychiatric hospital is waiting for her! Raised in a Taoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains calm: Better to bury someone else than blame yourself. When reason doesn't work, she just goes completely nuts! On a 15.4kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves
36. 786 人 In the Modern World, the System Has Me Build the Strongest Sect 人在现代，系统让我打造最强宗门 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Eastern Fantasy529k WordsCompleted [Secret identities] + [behind-the-scenes] + [only I am an immortal] “Host detected as the inheritor of a cultivation sect and its new leader. Grand Sect Leader System activated.” Looking at the dilapidated school building before him, with a sign that reads “Shushan Vocational Technical College,” Qin Tian, the school principal, falls into deep thought. “The woman ahead possesses a peerless Heavenly Spirit Root, a once-in-a-thousand-years talent. Host, recruit her into the sect.” Watching a police 5kReads8.0Score333Shelves
37. 787 女 My Disciples Are Such a Handful: Either They Betray Me or Make a Move on Me 女徒弟们不省心，不是叛徒就冲师 Doomsday Mech末日人机Urban1.1M WordsCompleted “The Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms: You learned seventeen moves and then betrayed your master to switch teams?” “Are you serious?” Chen Feng watched with his own eyes as the female apprentice he had painstakingly trained betrayed him on the spot after winning the championship. “I gave you a chance, and you didn’t know how to cherish it. Now you can take responsibility for your choice!” Chen Feng had a Master Teacher System and countless top-tier martial arts techniques. He trained one peerless 8.4kReads6.6Score631Shelves
38. 788 我 I Took on a Job Challenge, and the Whole Internet Lost It! 我参加职业挑战，全网心态崩了！ Fierce Little Niuniu妞妞奶凶Urban791k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + livestreaming + comedy + cheeky trickster + no female lead] Su Yang had just transmigrated to a parallel world when he joined a variety show called 365 Days of Career Challenges and became a ride-hailing driver. From the start, he awakened an Emotion Points System. The moment he realized he had transmigrated, he had already made up his mind. This was his second life, so of course he was going to live it to the fullest! He was going to make money on his own terms! Life and death 8.2kReads8.9Score734Shelves

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    Hilarious, no harem, highly recommended!

39. 789 福 At Three and a Half, Fu Bao Is Doted on by Her Eight Uncles 福宝三岁半，她被八个舅舅团宠了 Cute Guy萌汉子Modern Romance3.5M WordsCompleted When her stepmother miscarried after falling down the stairs, little Su Bao was punished by being forced to kneel in the snow for a day and a night, then branded a jinx and driven from home. Just as she was about to die, her eight domineering CEO uncles rushed to her side and gathered little Su Bao in their arms! The eldest uncle's face turned icy. “It's getting cold. I think it's time the Lin family went bankrupt.” The second uncle glared furiously. “Anyone who hurts my little Bao will be hunte 23.2kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves
40. 790 性 Sexual Healing Clinic: My Twofold Examination 性愈诊室：我的双重叩问 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵14k WordsCompleted Sexual Healing Clinic: My Twofold Question 1.1kReads—Score110Shelves

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    A classic short story, sharing it with you all! To save everyone! She blinked, and when she looked again, the halo had disappeared, leaving only the man's calm and unwavering gaze fixed on her.

41. 791 本 At Home in Another Land 本国他乡 Liu Liu Jiang六六江Urban364k WordsCompleted Success doesn't depend entirely on ability. Sometimes, luck plays a much bigger role. If today's successful people had to start their businesses all over again, most of them probably wouldn't dare. This book tells the story of a man with thoroughly mediocre intelligence who defeats one cunning schemer after another. It can't help but make you wonder: between the clever and the foolish, who really has the upper hand? 54Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, but very insightful.

42. 792 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.1kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves

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    An unconventional take on Confucianism, the hilarious "Random Thoughts," will have you rolling around in bed at night.

43. 793 我 I Give SPAs at a Women’s Prison 我在女子监狱做SPA Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵11k WordsCompleted I Run a Spa in a Women's Prison 670Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 794 百 Good for Nothing 百无二用 Liu Liu Jiang六六江Urban138k WordsCompleted This book is entirely made up. It does not refer to any person or event. If it happens to offend anyone, that is purely coincidental! If a scholar is useless in every way, what would it mean to be useless in every other way? Is there any truth to the saying that kindness cannot command an army and righteousness cannot manage wealth? Is the scariest thing in the world a thug who knows martial arts? There’s another possibility: a top student in a leadership position. Chen Xu, a core R&D team membe 32Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 795 游EN Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵：抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶 The Cat Isn't Bald猫不秃Sports3.1M WordsCompleted [Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w 969.1kReads9.5Score83.2kShelves

    Reader note

    🙀🙀🙀An absolutely thrilling read! The world has been invaded by a mysterious game, awakening divinely bestowed talents in everyone. The female protagonist was tragically killed in her past life, but after being reborn, she seizes resources and slaps the faces of the "protagonist group" from her previous life, achieving a remarkable comeback with high intelligence. Packed with satisfying moments, no romantic partner, focusing solely on her career, and brimming with memorable quotes—it's incredibly engaging!

46. 796 孩 How Children Can Learn to Write Well 孩子如何写好字 Liu Liu Jiang六六江24k WordsCompleted This book is complete nonsense, so just read it for fun. Don’t take any of the information in it seriously. If you happen to think something in it makes sense, that’s purely a coincidence. I didn’t mean to. Come on, come on! I wrote this book because I had nothing better to do. 40Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 797 小 The Little Black Alley: I Pinned My First Love Against the Wall 小黑巷子：我壁咚了初恋 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵10k WordsCompleted The Dark Alley: I Pinned My First Love Against the Wall 147Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 798 穿 I Transmigrated into My Master's Body and Doted on My Yandere Disciple 穿成师尊后，我娇养了病娇徒弟 Mighty Little Flat-Chested One威猛小平胸Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted Lanyue transmigrates into a book and becomes a cruel master who treats her disciple as a cultivation furnace, exploiting him without restraint. Fortunately, none of it has happened yet. Lanyue looks at the well-behaved disciple before her, the future Ghost King who will rule the Nine Provinces, and trembles in fear. To avoid the miserable fate of having her soul torn out and her skin flayed, Lanyue does everything she can to please her disciple. As long as she doesn’t spoil him to death, she’ll 15.4kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves
49. 799 我 I Don't Have Superpowers 我没有超能力 Liu Liu Jiang六六江Urban226k WordsCompleted This book is entirely fictional. There is no such thing as changing feng shui with traditional Chinese painting. Please don’t take it seriously; just enjoy it for fun! Mr. Liujiang was an ordinary, penniless painter until he met his master, Zhou Mingqi, who taught him a method for adjusting people’s feng shui and improving their fortunes. After five years of poverty, and with his master’s permission, Mr. Liujiang was finally able to use this supernatural ability to get rich. How did Mr. Liujiang 49Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 800 重 “Seeking a Child for a Large Reward” Isn’t a Scam, It’s Fate “重金求子”不是骗局，是缘分 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted “Paying a Huge Sum for a Child” Isn't a Scam, It's Fate 185Reads—Score—Shelves

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