No Dog Would Eat a Free Meal on a Blind Date! If the Dog Won’t Eat It, I Will

(Blind-date story + wish fulfillment + chicken soup + living off a woman while acting proud + lighthearted comedy)

A special warning: This book has a strong science-fiction element. If you're not good at handling that, read with caution…

Son, haven't you heard? The poorer you are, the more you should go after rich women… I mean, the more you should go on blind dates. Don't be insecure, and don't think you're not good enough. I'm telling you, rich women love poor guys like you. The poorer and more of a rascal you are, the more they like you. They don't want some rich guy; they don't need money. If they find a rich guy, how can they show who's in charge at home? But a poor man like you, who's tall, handsome, talented, super hot, in great shape, and well-read… you're exactly their type!

Cao Junshuang had meant to ignore his mom's nonsense. Then he suddenly got bound to a reward System that paid him every time he managed to ruin a blind date.

It even came with a guaranteed minimum reward.

Ten thousand yuan for each failed date.

Cao Junshuang: “Let's do it! I'll go on blind dates. I love blind dates! I hope I can go on a hundred every day and a hundred million in total. Anything less just isn't enough…”

The heiress of a prominent family, the national women's martial arts champion, an artistic painter, a kindergarten teacher, the daughter of an underworld family…

Just as Cao Junshuang is dreaming of becoming a billionaire by sabotaging his blind dates,

he discovers that no matter how obnoxious he acts or what outrageous stunts he pulls, none of the dates ever fall through.

Instead, every woman he's set up with is eager to throw herself at him, offering him cars, houses, and money… He ends up living off women while still acting proud…

With System rewards on one side and all this free luxury on the other,

Cao Junshuang is paralyzed by indecision…