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- 501 After We Started Sleeping Apart, My Dao Companion and I Made an Ancient Curse Explode 分房睡后,我和道侣把上古咒印气炸了 After We Started Sleeping in Separate Rooms, My Dao Companion and I Drove the Ancient Curse Seal Mad 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 502 A Slacker at Work, Who Stumbled into the Rich-People Fast Lane 摆烂打工人,误闯富人赛道 A slacker office worker accidentally wanders into the rich kids’ world 68Reads—Score—Shelves
- 503 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神:我,杨忠,奠基大隋万古江山 War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 504 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 230.3kReads9.5Score28.7kShelves
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Stop Staring, This Female Lead Really Is Sick 别看了,这个女主真的有病
Silly quick transmigration / female lead with no CP / no logic / pure unhinged fiction / protagonist is genuinely mentally ill Also known as The Art of Being Mentally Ill, This Story Is Deep, You Can't Handle It, and Equal-Opportunity Brain Damage for Every Reader Blurb: Ever since she became mentally ill, Tu Qiqi felt like her whole self had become much more spirited. Compared to normal people, who have endless worries every day, Tu Qiqi had much more freedom. Today she could be a mushroom, tom
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- 506 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精?俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves
- 507 The Divine Emperor's Contract Beast Is Actually Female?! 神帝的契约兽竟是母的?! The God Emperor’s contracted beast is actually female?! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 508 I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我,摸鱼达人,骚操作惊呆白富美 Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “ 39kReads8.5Score4kShelves
- 509 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙:东吴潘后 Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
- 510 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门,请自重 Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 17Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Feisty Yu Sansan 刁女于三三
She’s climbed onto rooftops, smashed tiles, and raced horses through the bustling streets of the capital. Thick-skinned, uneducated, and unruly, this hellion makes everyone wary when she loses her temper. Beautiful but lacking substance, she leaves the heir to the marquis’s affections at a loss. A spirited girl and a refined man: their shameless displays of affection have everyone green with envy. This is the story of a willful girl from a fallen family and a secretly passionate man from a power
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- 512 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强,谁都杀不掉我 I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
- 513 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常
Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d
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- 515 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 58Reads—Score—Shelves
- 516 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你,不戴金箍不能救你 With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Normal Person in a Formulaic Story 套路文中的正常人
[Imagination Gone Wild] [Cultivation] [Tropes Come to Life] [Nobody Follows the Script] [Heaven’s Will Is the Boss] Lu Wang transmigrates. But the more he looks around, the more something feels off. A broken engagement from the start? What the hell is with this overwhelming Xiao family vibe?! Wait. Where did you random bystanders come from? And why are you following me around while making up backstory for me automatically? Even more ridiculous... The will of heaven in this world seems to have a
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I Became the Villain's Mom and Went Viral on a Parenting Show with My Antics 穿成反派亲妈,我靠沙雕爆红娃综
[Comedy + Villainess + Transmigrate into a Book + Face-Slapping + Celebrity Parenting Livestream] Leng Qingqing, a top agent who retired from the Quick Transmigration Bureau, transmigrates into a book as the abusive mother of a cannon-fodder character, destined to be the young villain's downfall. At this point, the little villain is on the verge of turning evil! No need to panic. With a child in one hand and a variety-show contract in the other, Leng Qingqing sets off to film a parenting show.
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After Being Diagnosed with a Terminal Illness, the Heir’s Wife Lets Loose 得绝症后,世子妃她放飞自我了
[Short drama now streaming, also known as The Female Big Bad in Disguise as a Man: Wherever She Flees, Chrysanthemums Bloom] [Absurd comedy + Love-Hate Relationship + One True Pairing, Short Story + Woman Disguised as a Man + No Palace Intrigue, No Defying Heaven; Down-to-Earth Leads] [Crazy and ridiculous. Don’t read if that bothers you!!] Chu Feiyang dies while working to buy her boss a Maserati. Reborn with her memories intact, she decides to lie flat and coast through life. She starts drinki
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Quick Transmigration: She Wants No Men, Only Money 快穿:她不碰男人只碰钱
On an utterly ordinary day, Jiang Bai, an ordinary college student, encounters a System. It tempts her: "After graduation, do you want to become a wage slave? Do you want to make a fortune every day and become a success? If you're a Host, come sign a contract with me and travel to another world!" Faced with such an obvious sales pitch, Jiang Bai shamefully finds herself tempted. "Yes! I'm in!" After transmigrating, Jiang Bai finds herself playing a lovestruck passerby, a wicked cannon-fodder
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- 521 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼:机械与血契 Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—Shelves
- 522 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡?反手骗哭整个修仙界 Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 523 Raising Kids on Quick Transmigration Missions: The Host Has Been Warned Again 快穿养崽之宿主又被警告了 [Quick transmigration + raising kids + strong heroine + power fantasy + healing + romance + positive energy + hilarious] This is a story about transmigrating through three thousand worlds, raising children, and turning them over to the state. What? My rich, beautiful daughter is dead set on becoming a vicious female supporting character? Wouldn't it be better to win so many awards for our country that we can't even carry them all? What? My good son becomes a high-IQ criminal after his alcoholic 10.6kReads9.5Score1.2kShelves
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The Palace Maid Keeps Embarrassing Herself Every Day 宫女她每天都在社死的路上
[Transmigrate into a book + inner thoughts + System + regret-and-redemption arc + secret identities] As the story’s disposable cannon-fodder bug, Zhou Shengsheng thinks she can reincarnate perfectly as long as she keeps the plot on track. But these three men are each stranger than the last. When she was a palace maid, they treated her like a plaything. She thought she could put on a new secret identity and get back at them for everything she had endured. But their reactions leave her baffled. Th
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I Transmigrated as the Universally Hated Villainess, and Now I’m Going to Wreak Havoc 穿成万人嫌女配,我发疯创飞一切
[Entertainment industry + memes + comedy + going crazy + gossip] One day, Li Han woke up to discover she'd become the universally despised supporting girl in a novel where everyone doted on the heroine. As her older cousin's contrast, she was unloved, disliked by her family, and even dated by her cousin's ex-boyfriend as a substitute for her. Faced with this situation, Li Han had to say, “This is absolutely perfect for going crazy.” To the male lead who was treating her as a substitute, Li Han c
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- 526 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 299Reads—Score—Shelves
- 527 The Abyssal Demon Lord Fell in Love with Me 深渊魔主爱上我 The Abyssal Demon Lord Falls for Me 27Reads—Score—Shelves
- 528 A CP Falls from the Sky: The Actress Is Forced to Work 天降CP:影后她被迫营业 [Story complete] A female war goddess from the apocalypse transmigrates and is reborn as a scandal-plagued star. From then on, Jiang Jiu’s haters become the most miserable people on the internet, and nine out of ten directors she works with go bald. There’s no variety show Jiang Jiu can’t wreck. If there is one, it must be sponsored by her own company! The world’s richest man, a genius director, and a chart-topping singer all marvel: “How can our little sister be so beautiful?” One day, film emp 10.7kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves
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Quick Transmigration: I Don’t Want to Be This Bad Either 快穿:我也不想这么坏啊
[Quick Transmigration] + [No Romance] In her previous life, Pei Ling passed the civil service exams and worked diligently her way up from the grassroots to a senior provincial position, sweeping out organized crime and cracking down on every kind of illegal activity. She was upright to the core. Then she entered a Quick Transmigration world and was handed the script of a villainess: a born bad seed who did every evil under the sun, so terrifyingly powerful that the protagonists could only scrape
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- 530 Quick Transmigration 2: Rejecting the Rat Race, Starting with Transmigration 快穿2:拒绝社畜,从穿越开始 As an ordinary college student, Jiang Bai’s biggest worry is being unable to find a job after graduation. [Girl, do you want to graduate, go from interview to interview with your resume, and have HR ask if you’re willing to work overtime with only one day off a week?] [Girl, do you want to watch your well-connected coworkers get promoted and paid more while you’re stuck with a dead-end salary of three thousand, and have to do the “Make Money” dance with everyone at work every morning?] [Girl, do 12.5kReads9.0Score610Shelves
- 531 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我,追白雪的渣男在哪里 Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 532 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Young Man 三万九千岁后,我被小狼狗拿下了 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Boyfriend 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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Flirting With My Secretly Married Husband on a Dating Show, Making the Female Guests Cry 和隐婚老公恋综暧昧,气哭女嘉宾
Originally titled "Wild and Beguiling" [A dazzling, gorgeous starlet × the unruly young heir of Beijing’s elite; secretly married, celebrity dating show, devoted sweet romance, both leads’ first love] The industry is buzzing with rumors that Song Ying, a washed-up former child star, loves making a scene, riding on other people’s coattails, and getting between a top-tier star and an award-winning actor. She fires back with a photo of the man in her bed. Song Ying: Thanks for asking. I already hav
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- 534 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我,十年后碾压985学霸 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 29Reads—Score—Shelves
- 535 Master, You Said the Three Realms Were at Peace 师尊他说,三界太平 Master Says the Three Realms Are at Peace 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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Grandmaster Zun 大师尊
A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a
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Bone Divination: The Record of the Ruins of Return 骨鉴:归墟启明录
Yingyue Bay Archaeological Team: Recruitment Notice Workers at this site have been getting into trouble one after another, villagers are plagued by nightmares, and a visiting official tried to make a leap of faith, but failed. New professor Su Ran digs up an animal bone. Her fingertips burn, and a riot of colorful light bursts before her eyes. An intern tells her: This isn’t an archaeological site. It’s Guixu. Su Ran: Are you messing with me? When archaeology turns into a VR experience and prehi
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- 538 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星:先锋大兵的离谱二战 The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 325Reads—Score—Shelves
- 539 I Accidentally Awakened the Myriad Demon King 我把万妖王嘤醒了 I Woke the Myriad Demon King with a Meow 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 540 Help! What Should I Do About the Baby I Conceived with a Returned Educated Youth? 救命!怀了回城知青的崽怎么办? [1970s + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping + no golden finger] Xia Meng transmigrated. She landed in the poverty-stricken 1970s, in the body of a village girl who was pregnant out of wedlock and desperate enough to want to die. In the original novel, an educated youth abandoned her. She raised their child alone, playing both father and mother, and wore herself out by the age of forty. When the child grew up, his biological father appeared to claim him. By then, he had become a leading sci 6.4kReads8.9Score345Shelves
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I Was Exposed After the Big Shot Gained the Ability to Read Minds 大佬会读心后我翻车了
Shi Wei transmigrated into a harem novel as a cannon-fodder character, then ended up marrying a powerful man who couldn't stand him. “You, Ji Hanchuan, wouldn't touch me even if it meant jumping off here and dying out there, would you?” “That's right.” Shi Wei understood. Before leaving, he took one last look at Ji Hanchuan. “Is he really a man?” Ji Hanchuan froze. He unexpectedly discovered that he could hear Shi Wei's thoughts. Only then did he realize Shi Wei was a brilliant actor: on the sur
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How to Make an Enemy Emperor Do Sit-Ups in His Coffin 如何让敌国皇帝在棺材里仰卧起坐
[Goofy Laughs] [Sweet Romance] Yun Feisu transmigrated, thinking she had landed in the script of a hero's rise to power. Only after her country fell and her family was destroyed did she realize she was merely an early-game villainous mini-boss! Heavens! Could things get any more tragic? Surely it would be rude to make her any unluckier! But reality hit Yun Feisu with another devastating blow. Who are you, you wretched emperor?! Don't come any closer!ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ
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- 543 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
- 544 My Wife Collected Eight Hundred Years of Pay at Our Sect, Until I Discovered She'd Been Taking My Tribulations for Me 我老婆在宗门发了八百年工资,直到我发现她是替我挡劫 My Wife Has Been Drawing Her Sect’s Pay for Eight Hundred Years, Until I Realized She Was Taking My Place to Avert My Tribulation 13Reads—Score—Shelves
- 545 Quick Transmigration: I Rely on Raising Kids to Become a God 快穿之我靠养崽封神 [Audiobook and comic adaptations available. Search the title on Fanqie to read them.] [Quick transmigration + raising children + strong heroine + romance] Because she was a workaholic mother, her child died tragically and her husband took his own life. After Qiao Qiao transmigrates into her place, everyone says that CEO Qiao is utterly devoted to her husband and child. A mother dotes on her son while exploiting her daughter to support him, only to be pushed off a cliff by her son and die. Qiao Q 9.3kReads9.5Score784Shelves
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Cannon Fodder! The Apocalypse Big Shot Keeps Chasing Me to Take It Easy 炮灰女配!被末世大佬追着让摆烂
A powerful five-element male lead from a male-oriented novel VS a lazy, insignificant female cannon fodder Not a strong female lead. The male lead is insanely powerful, and the female lead takes it easy. Warning, warning: Don’t read this with your brain turned on. It’s a silly comedy. Lin Yuanyuan, a rich second-generation layabout, wakes up one day to discover she’s transmigrated into a book. She’s become an insignificant cannon-fodder character who doesn’t even get a name in a male-oriented ap
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- 547 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
- 548 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Apocalypse Ambassador Travels the World 末世大使,全球旅行
(Not a DIY system) The apocalypse arrives. While everyone else awakens powers like fireballs and lightning, Jiujiu awakens a travel check-in System. Every time she checks in at a tourist attraction, the System gives her a blind box of local specialties. All she wants is to earn enough points to trade for a permanent lie-flat card. But all of humanity mistakes her for carrying out some inscrutable "global salvation plan." And so, a slacker who only wants to travel is forced to embark on a journey
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An Unconventional Food Streamer’s Live Cooking Disaster 另类美食主播,在线表演翻车
[Livestreaming + variety shows + memes + unhinged antics + everyone’s favorite + showbiz] Yu Linlin transmigrates into the body of a food blogger. The bad news: She didn't inherit the original owner's superb cooking skills. The good news: She brought along her ability to communicate with animals. Accused of faking everything for show, she says, “I dare to do it for real. Do you dare to eat it?” Accused of having plastic surgery, she says, “Jealous? I can recommend a clinic.” Accused of leeching
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