Funny Cultivation Stories 修仙而且又搞笑

1. 151 御 The Path to Supreme Rule 御极志 You Yanqing右言轻Eastern Fantasy374k WordsOngoing My name is Zhao Ke. Someone placed a tracking curse on the soul of Zhao Kang, a prince from another world, so the big shot in Zhao Kang’s family captured my soul to protect little Kang’s body! But little Kang ran off to Blue Star with the money I worked so hard to earn, living it up! That’s outrageous! So, if I go out and cause some trouble while wearing little Kang’s face, that’s fair, right? What Zhao Kang, prince of Great Qi, did has nothing to do with me, Zhao Ke! Enemies are after me? This —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   It's almost the end of the year, let's have some fun!

2. 152 全 The Whole Universe Lies Flat, While I Become the Creator God in My Sleep 全宇宙躺平，我靠睡觉修成创世神 Nan Xing Writes Stories南星写故事Fantastical Romance312k WordsOngoing [Anti-Grind Cultivation + All Things Dote on Their Favorite + Hilarious, Wild Imagination + Layers Upon Layers of Hidden Origins] Others cultivate: study and train hard, slay demons, and fight tooth and nail for every opportunity. Su Nuo cultivates: sleep, daydream, snack, and watch shows. The whole sect thinks she’s a good-for-nothing, until she gains three hundred years of spiritual power from a nap and makes an entire mountain burst into bloom with a yawn. The elders go mad, her fellow disc 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   There are no villains in the entire book; the whole story revolves around healing internal conflicts. Elder Mo goes from asking, "Have you ever practiced swordsmanship?" To saying, "You can leave whenever you want." Yun Heng goes from saying, "I can't stop," to saying, "She's here." Everyone is being healed. #BookRecommendation #Healing #Gentle

3. 153 三 Three Feet of Chilling Light 三尺寒芒 Nangong Meiyue南宫美月Fantastical Romance2.7M WordsOngoing [Female-Led Story + Ensemble Cast + No Romance + Pocket Dimension + Divine Weapon + Growth and Trials] All the splendor of the world turns to dust; sword on my back, I speak drunkenly of the people's suffering. On the winter solstice, with snow covering the mountains and the forests ablaze with color, Father found me by a little stream outside the village. So he named me Ruoxue. Born dark-skinned and ugly, I endured the world's cold stares and learned that true affection is the warmest thing of 61Reads9.2Score—14d adds

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   A female-centric story, no romantic pairing, sword cultivation, martial arts, inspirational growth, dual-channel romance, unconventional (alternative) cultivation, rooted in Chinese culture, blending reality and virtuality, space, multiple universes, countless worlds, martial arts world, sects, strong female lead, no male lead, ensemble cast, no system, not a wish-fulfillment story, not a time-travel story, extremely slow-burn, dual souls, business and political intrigue, seafaring and adventure, epic, super long, intelligent protagonist. The story is very, very long, depicting all aspects of life and the vicissitudes of the world. Fellow readers, please take the time to read and witness my daughter's growth and trials (I'm a new writer, please be kind!).

4. 154 师 Master, Stop Pretending. The Sect Gate Is About to Collapse 师傅别装了，山门都快塌了 Daoist of Mangshan邙山道人Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing On Qingya Mountain stands a ramshackle sect, and within it lives an unreliable master. His name is Shen Changxian. His greatest talent is lounging in a bamboo chair, basking in the sun, drinking tea, slacking off, and acting like an unfathomable master. He cries, “Your master is merely an ordinary, unremarkable cultivator who likes to take it easy,” every day. Yet whenever the sect is about to collapse, his disciples are about to be lost, or enemies come knocking, he can always lazily lift his e 940Reads8.7Score10214d adds

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   The small, neglected sect was ignored by everyone. Its leader spent his days in a carefree manner, never daring to compete with anyone. He unexpectedly rescued a fugitive sword cultivator, subdued a rebellious demon youth, and took in a mortal disciple without spiritual roots. In his impoverished and mundane daily life, he sheltered a group of orphaned youths.

5. 155 白 White Jade Capital: Beginning as the Lord of Longevity 白玉京：从长生主开始 Wenye Fox文野狐Eastern Fantasy115k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Humor] + [Ensemble Cast] + [Political Intrigue] + [No System] There’s nothing wrong with being a lazy nobody, but wouldn’t life be even more wide open if you became the one in charge? This book is also known as “You’ve Made Life So Hard for Me” and “Who Put the Imperial Robe on Me?” Some are born in the White Jade Capital, while others are born to toil like oxen and horses. This is a story of redemption... 6Reads—Score15414d adds

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   A political intrigue fantasy novel with no system, a lighthearted and humorous multiverse adventure. The master, after repeated failed attempts to resurrect his wife, abruptly leaves, passing the position of Lord of Immortality to his disciple. The disciple takes on this heavy responsibility in a time of crisis, facing skepticism from various factions across the twelve towers and five cities. The straightforward junior brother also frequently misunderstands orders, making for a story full of laughs.

6. 156 我 I'm a Professional Lightning Rod in the Cultivation World 我在修真界专业扛雷 Baili Who Loves Braised Lobster爱吃炖龙虾的百里Urban328k WordsOngoing Lin Xiao, unemployed immediately after graduation, is arguably the most miserable fresh graduate in history. But fate's turning points often hit without warning. On his way home, a completely unreasonable bolt of thunder strikes him into a bizarre world of cultivation. Yet this chance at immortality feels like a malicious joke played by the Heavenly Dao: he gains an ancient, forbidden constitution called the "Heaven-Resented Body." His flesh is indestructible, and his cultivation realm rises rap —Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 157 冤 I Was Framed, Fellow Daoist! It Was All Doubao's Idea! 冤枉啊道友！都是豆包让我干的！ Uncle, I've Got Plenty of Ideas舅我点子多Eastern Fantasy101k WordsOngoing [System] + [Comedy] + [Cyber Cultivation] + [Not AI-written! I wrote every bit of it myself (important)] AI cultivation, boundless magic! After ten years since transmigrating, Jiang Quan finally encounters his own "System"! Jiang Quan: "Can you give me some stat points?" Doubao: "No." "Then give me quests? Reward me with heavenly treasures and divine manuals when I complete them?" Doubao shakes its head. "What about potatoes, corn, tomatoes, gunpowder, cannons, machine guns? Surely you have thos —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Come on, if you like funny stuff! 😳😳😳

8. 158 从 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   After discussing it, the first pilot project was decided upon in the Women's Kingdom. After all, the Women's Kingdom was already the most bustling place, making it the perfect location for a new branch. So, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, along with their ox, the Yellow-Eyebrowed Monster, and the magpies, followed Su Xiang'er and headed towards the Women's Kingdom. Pigsy, however, had already gone ahead to move his Qiaoguo (巧果) stall, saying he needed to prepare in advance to ensure a successful distribution.

9. 159 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 404Reads6.3Score10114d adds

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   A hilarious red-themed cultivation novel is here! Everyone's got their IQs up, and there's a bunch of old sixes!

10. 160 我 I Really Just Want to Slack Off! Why Are You Pushing Me to the Top? 我真的只想摆烂！为啥推我上巅峰 Crossing Spring Winds Alone自渡春风Eastern Fantasy292k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + imaginative cultivation fantasy + mindless fun] Luo Fei transmigrated into a fantasy world and wanted nothing more than to be a lazy odd-job disciple at a sect, lying flat and sunbathing every day. But every time he tried, he ended up doing the exact opposite, stopping time! He had no idea that his rusty iron sword was actually an ancient divine weapon! Every time he swung it, time stopped and his movements dodged attacks. To everyone else, it looked like “the sword dao made ma 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The protagonist's "retreat" has been thrust into the spotlight again, and he's feeling incredibly bitter! There's also a rusty sword that works intermittently; who knows what secrets it holds?

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