Lin Xiao, unemployed immediately after graduation, is arguably the most miserable fresh graduate in history. But fate's turning points often hit without warning. On his way home, a completely unreasonable bolt of thunder strikes him into a bizarre world of cultivation.
Yet this chance at immortality feels like a malicious joke played by the Heavenly Dao: he gains an ancient, forbidden constitution called the "Heaven-Resented Body." His flesh is indestructible, and his cultivation realm rises rapidly, but the price is a fragile soul. Worse, he must constantly endure the most brutal beatings and fiercest lightning strikes to break through!
From then on, the cultivation world's entire style goes off the rails. While genius cultivators hone their flying swords and spells, Lin Xiao dutifully plays the "human punching bag." When his enemies unleash everything they have until they collapse from exhaustion, all he does is scratch his head and ask, "That's it? I haven't even warmed up."
From a "professional punching bag" scorned by everyone to the founder of the renowned Three Realms Iron Anvil Security Company, whose services include "taking lightning tribulations for clients," "front-line shields in secret realms," and "personal protection from enemies," he turns the skill of "getting beaten up" into a monopoly business.
Then the demons from beyond the realms descend. Every spell is annihilated, and the whole world falls into despair. As all beings look on, Lin Xiao quietly walks to the front of the billion-strong demon army. Faced with an attack capable of destroying heaven and earth, he simply grins:
"Everyone, please begin your performance."
This is a hilarious, inspirational story about a "tank" who becomes a saint, takes the most brutal beatings with the toughest body, and turns the entire cultivation world on its head!
