Tomato's Four Funniest Stories 番茄四大爆笑文

1. 401 假 The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧，本饕餮哐哐干饭 Seafood Treasure by the Shore海边蟹黄宝Modern Romance381k WordsCompleted A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com 13.1kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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   ①Cici is so lively and adorable, no wonder everyone loves her so much! The male lead inexplicably falls in love with the female lead, the whole family inexplicably falls in love with this cuddly little girl, and the whole family inexplicably indulges her without any limits! The little glutton can eat anything, and Bai Ze is a hidden goofball [laughing and crying][laughing and crying] Interesting! Really interesting! I didn't expect this glutton to be so cute! Those who like it should come and watch! I guarantee you'll love it! [Smirking][smirking]

2. 402 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves
3. 403 我 My Overbearing Wife 我的老婆霸道大人 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted My Wife, the Overbearing Lady 182Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 404 我 I Read a Love Letter at the Podium, and the Cold School Beauty Regretted It 我上讲台念情书，高冷校花后悔了 Fox Mushroom狐菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Cool-and-distant sweetheart, lovesick older beauty, gentle but deadly younger woman, beautiful vanguard commander, angel investor] Chen Sheng returns to the day his love letter is put on trial, ten days before the college entrance exams. Because he’s shameless, the aloof campus beauty turns into a clingy, whimpering sweetheart. The possessive older beauty loves him and gets jealous, but is also generous, and becomes the family’s chief steward. 83.4kReads9.4Score7.4kShelves
5. 405 东 The Northeast Era Drama's All-Time Great King of the Waistline 东北年代剧天花板金牌腰王 Saint Seiya Star Bliss圣斗士星爽Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [Jiahao in 1980] [No System, Just Unbelievably Tough Luck] [The 1980s] [Reborn] [Satisfying Read] [The Strongest Second Sister-in-Law in History] [The Most Unhinged Novel in Northeastern Dialect] Li Qi is reborn, returning to the day before his kidney was cut out. In his previous life, his father put family ties first, his brother and sister-in-law asked him to sacrifice himself for everyone, and his younger brother cried that he wanted meat. So he steeled himself and donated his kidney 94.7kReads8.4Score6.5kShelves
6. 406 山 Classic of Mountains and Seas: Return to the Great Desolation 山海经·大荒归墟 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Female-Channel Fanfiction16k WordsCompleted The Classic of Mountains and Seas: Return to the Great Desolation 118Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 407 乱 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神：我，杨忠，奠基大隋万古江山 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical34k WordsCompleted War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It was Gao Cuilan, the woman I'd been longing for day and night! My heart exploded with excitement, my whole body trembling. I was about to gently call out "Cuilan," ready to tenderly approach her. But the instant I took my first step and saw her face clearly! I froze, completely stunned! My mind went blank, my breath caught in my throat, and my blood seemed to freeze! The person before me was indeed Gao Cuilan. But! She had changed! Completely changed! The gentle, soft-spoken, shy, and virtuous young lady of yesteryear was gone! Now, in the candlelight, Gao Cuilan stood with her hands on her hips, her eyebrows furrowed, her almond-shaped eyes wide open, her lips tightly pressed together, not a trace of a smile on her face, her eyes filled with murderous intent! Those once gentle, affectionate eyes were now wide open, sharp as two daggers, fixed on me, her aura overwhelming and oppressive.

8. 408 年 Period: Pretty Educated Youths Have All Come to My Backyard 年代：漂亮女知青都进了我家后院 The Neighboring Guy Who Writes邻家码字小哥Urban1.0M WordsCompleted (No System, no space, a satisfying period novel, a new work from a veteran author) Chen Junsheng wakes up and finds himself back in 1981, at the turning point of his fate. He comes first in the county in the college entrance exam preliminary selection, only for someone else to take his place? He’ll take it back! His family has four female educated youths with powerful connections, and you expect him to start from nothing and keep his head down? No way! A man won’t grow rich without a windf 44.8kReads9.0Score4kShelves
9. 409 永 Half-Blood of the Eternal Night 永夜混血 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted Eternal Night Half-Blood 38Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 410 权 Three Arrows to Power 权生三箭 Xiao Wei Liu小威刘13k WordsCompleted Quan Sheng's Three Arrows 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The funniest story ever! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

11. 411 爆 Hilarious Cultivation: No Running Away, Little Fox! 爆笑修仙，萌狐不准逃 No Regrets678无悔678Ancient Romance207k WordsOngoing Overworked office drone Luo An'an transmigrates to a cultivation world. The moment she wakes, she runs into Xiao Jiu, an adorably fluffy nine-tailed fox. The fox not only steals her spiritual porridge, but also cracks a deadpan joke: “Big Sis, your spiritual energy smells like watermelon. It’s even more fragrant than the porridge in the sect cafeteria!” After accidentally joining Qingyun Sect, Luo An'an uses modern workplace know-how to reinvent cultivation: she makes Excel spreadsheets to track 1Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 412 鹊 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了，牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷26k WordsCompleted No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments 1Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 413 人 I’m in Kindergarten, and My Three Childhood Friends Cling to Me Every Day 人在幼儿园，仨青梅们天天黏我 Mouse Loves to Jump Tiger老鼠爱跳虎Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Slice of Life + Meme Humor + Baby Protagonist + System + Childhood Friends] Mu Feng is reborn as a little kid, then discovers that his childhood friends will all grow up to be top-tier campus beauties. Even more surprising, he seems to be surrounded by them, with absolutely no way to escape! 6.7kReads8.6Score1.2kShelves
14. 414 爆 Hilarious Jokes! The Complete Collection That’ll Make You Laugh to Death 爆笑梗！笑死人绝不偿命大全集 Ankang Big Brat安康大崽子Eastern Fantasy339k WordsCompleted Laugh-out-loud funny, the kind that’ll have you dying of laughter! Nothing but jokes and hilarious bits, making you grin from ear to ear and laugh uncontrollably! So outrageously funny and absurd you’ll laugh until food comes out your nose, water sprays everywhere, and your face cramps. Read just one line and you’ll want to laugh. Relax anytime, anywhere: on your commute, during your downtime, while waiting for a delivery, or when you’re bored out of your mind. A few lines or chapters will insta 4.3kReads—Score491Shelves
15. 415 笑 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死！八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 416 重 Now That I'm Reborn, Why Bother Dating? 重生了谁还谈恋爱啊 A Pig's Big Dream猪的理想大Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Good news: I’ve been reborn. Bad news: The money’s gone. Dad: Wasn’t the good news that I don’t have to die now? You’re a real model son, aren’t you! Wang Hao is reborn in the new millennium. As the Eighth Factory is restructured and the workers’ children’s school is reassigned, everyone thinks his life is ruined. But who knows how many opportunities this year will bring? A job for two thousand yuan is hard to find, but businesses worth tens of millions are everywhere! Let’s start with a milk te 11.3kReads9.0Score990Shelves
17. 417 逃 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪，八戒在高老庄当牛马 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang 1Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 418 我 Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams 我，杂役，靠坑蒙拐骗修成仙 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious! Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation. A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns 46kReads8.7Score4.3kShelves

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    A commoner's rise to power through hardship and survival: a down-to-earth, hilarious cultivation novel (available as a lighthearted story, comic book, and live-action adaptation—all three simultaneously) [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

19. 419 成 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 4Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 420 八 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游：修成正果，俺回高老庄摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction27k WordsCompleted Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 421 相 My Blind Date Is a Breast Specialist, and I Overheard His Thoughts 相亲对象是乳腺科医生，还被我听见了心声 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Marriage & Romance26k WordsCompleted My blind date is a breast surgeon, and I overheard his thoughts. 582Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A collection of hilarious and excellent short stories

22. 422 天 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical84k WordsCompleted Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 19Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 423 天 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 2Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 424 八 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 11Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 425 我 I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科，主刀医生是前任 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃36k WordsCompleted I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon. 6.9kReads—Score—Shelves
26. 426 别 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥，太平公主渣翻全大唐 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 17Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 427 结 On Our Seventh Anniversary, I Saw My Wife and Her Agent on the Sofa 结婚七周年，我亲眼看到妻子和经纪人在沙发上 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted On our seventh wedding anniversary, I saw my wife and her agent on the sofa with my own eyes. 723Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 428 猴 Monkey, Let's Team Up with Yang Jian and Rebel! 猴子，咱叫上杨戬反吧！ Ke Yiyi柯衣一Eastern Fantasy535k WordsCompleted [Alternate Universe] + [Wild Imagination] + [Journey to the West] + [Meme References] What if Tang Sanzang's three disciples were Nezha, Sun Wukong, and Yang Jian? Could they speedrun the eighty-one trials? Monkey: Pfft, why don't we just storm the Palace of Heavenly Clarity? Nezha: No. Not interested. Yang Jian said nothing, simply pulling a Seven-Treasure Exquisite Pagoda from behind his back. Monkey, Yang Jian, and Nezha exchanged grins... Just then, Tang Sanzang slowly stepped forward. Count 4.9kReads9.0Score744Shelves
29. 429 西 Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游：全员掉进女儿国，满街美人猪八戒却只想哭 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction23k WordsCompleted The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry 36Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 430 救 Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命！主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃23k WordsCompleted Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend 68Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 431 魔 Demonic Path System: All of China Is Actually Cultivating the Demonic Path! 魔道系统：文明华夏竟全是魔修！ Strange Sheep奇怪的绵羊Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation System + invincible power fantasy + an entire nation cultivates demons + explosive action + no female lead] Bai Yang awakens a demonic cultivation System and learns that spiritual qi will fully revive in three years. In the meantime, ferocious beasts will appear all over Blue Star. To face the coming crisis, Bai Yang decides to become a demonic cultivator. But the damn System demands that he lead all 1.4 billion people of Huaxia in demonic cultivation! [Main Quest]: May ever 21.5kReads8.5Score2kShelves

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    ① A hilarious story, haha! High-level martial arts and superpowers, the protagonist is bound to a demonic system, reveals some of his abilities, and directly joins the nation, leading all of China to cultivate demonic arts, with demonic energy billowing through the streets and alleys.

32. 432 王 Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者：别人穿英雄，我穿峡谷小兵摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction25k WordsCompleted Honor of Kings: Everyone else becomes a hero, but I become a minion in the Rift and slack off 13Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 433 我 I Reincarnated as the Supporting Character in My Own Tragic Novel? No Way! I’m the Protagonist! 我穿进自己写的虐文当女配？不不不！老子要当主角！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃7k WordsCompleted I transmigrated into the tragic romance novel I wrote as the second female lead? No, no, no! I'm taking the lead role! 33Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 434 蹲 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 Ouyang Yun Feifei欧阳云飞飞Historical25k WordsCompleted My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    He'd mastered the family's peach-slipping trick to a terrible degree, spending his days munching on peaches and boasting. Then, he was kidnapped and thrown into the world of martial arts, where peach pits became his hidden weapons, leading to a series of farcical events.

35. 435 赤 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance37k WordsCompleted The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 58Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 436 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖，我彻底疯了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 437 她 She’s Soft-Waisted and Playful, and the Chaste Imperial Uncle Bewitches Her Every Day 她腰软灵趣，禁欲皇叔日日勾心魂 Cloud Brocade Magpie云锦鹊Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Word has it that Prince Rong has specifically asked to marry the Taifu’s infatuated legitimate daughter. The whole city says it’s downright shocking! Just a few months ago, hadn’t Prince Rong threatened to kill that lovesick fool? At the Taifu’s residence, a certain lovestruck young woman looks at a room full of betrothal gifts and pulls a long face. “Someone, please! Can you send all this back?” The noble young ladies of the capital burst out swearing. “Have some shame, will you?” 19.4kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves

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    This book is truly exceptional; whenever I'm feeling down, reading it always brightens my mood.

38. 438 杜 The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑：汉宣本纪 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical37k WordsCompleted The Sword of Duling: A Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 24Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 439 我 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲，天天偷我的内衣！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 440 撩 Flirting with the Cold Satanic Prince 撩倒撒旦冷殿下 The Faint Morning Light晨光熹微Modern Romance5.8M WordsCompleted She’s a beautiful girl whose mood changes faster than the pages of a book. When a group of men in black try to gang up on her, she takes off running, but they still manage to catch her. 3.5kReads9.3Score413Shelves

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    🐝The female lead is truly hilarious and full of laughs, always ready to argue. Her entrance is accompanied by a sound effect: "A loud, booming sound from the sky, and she makes her dazzling entrance!" And every time she argues with the male lead, he can't win a verbal battle, though he eventually learns to be smarter. The two have incredibly strong personalities. The female lead gives birth to twins but doesn't tell the male lead, saying it's a surprise, but it turns out to be a disaster. The male lead really dotes on the female lead, fulfilling any request. Once, when he was carrying her on his back, she asked if it was warm, and the male lead replied, "Even if you were carrying a pig, you'd still feel warm."

41. 441 穿 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京：我靠苟道称霸北海 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 87Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 442 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝，她说要给我当老婆？ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃8k WordsCompleted I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 96Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 443 刺 What a Thrill! The Real Heiress Goes Wild with a Gossip System 刺激！真千金带吃瓜系统发大疯 Pihei痞黑Modern Romance560k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + mind reading + gossip + unhinged, no-brain fun] Jiang Qiyu transmigrates into a showbiz novel as a washed-up starlet, and she's the foil to the fake heiress heroine. In the end, the heroine will sell her overseas to the black market, where she will die a horrible death after causing trouble again and again! Gossip System: [Host, all you need to do is quietly enjoy the gossip and rack up explosive points to rewrite your ending!] Jiang Qiyu sneers: “No way! Dead sooner or later, so I mi 25.9kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves
44. 444 穿 Reborn as a Puddle of Toxic Slime, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 穿成一滩毒液后，我把女帝骗到手了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃6k WordsCompleted After Reincarnating as a Puddle of Poison, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 48Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 445 虫 The Zerg Queen Is Just My Appetizer! 虫族女王，我的开胃菜罢了！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃65k WordsCompleted The Insect Queen? Just an Appetizer! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 446 我 After Opening a Hot Pot Restaurant in a Cliché Novel, Everyone Died of Embarrassment 我在狗血文里开火锅店后，全员社死了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃9k WordsCompleted After I opened a hot pot restaurant in a melodramatic novel, the whole cast died of embarrassment 28Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 447 离 After My Divorce, I Became the White Moonlight of the Capital’s Elite Circle 离婚后，我成了全京圈的白月光 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃6k WordsCompleted After My Divorce, I Became the Beloved of the Entire Capital 4Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 448 我 I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记，如果我死了，一定是小悠害的 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃17k WordsCompleted I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
49. 449 机 Raising Kids with Robots? No Way, I’m Childfree 机器人育儿？老娘要丁克 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃30k WordsCompleted Raising a Robot? No Way, I’m Going Child-Free 1Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 450 系 The System Wants Me to Have a Baby, So I’ll Make It Crash 系统要我生崽，我让系统崩溃 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃19k WordsCompleted The System wants me to have a baby, so I make it crash. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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