Hilarious Cultivation: No Running Away, Little Fox!

Overworked office drone Luo An'an transmigrates to a cultivation world. The moment she wakes, she runs into Xiao Jiu, an adorably fluffy nine-tailed fox. The fox not only steals her spiritual porridge, but also cracks a deadpan joke: “Big Sis, your spiritual energy smells like watermelon. It’s even more fragrant than the porridge in the sect cafeteria!” After accidentally joining Qingyun Sect, Luo An'an uses modern workplace know-how to reinvent cultivation: she makes Excel spreadsheets to track cultivation KPIs, turns the Pill Peak apothecary into a “spiritual food processing plant,” and even gets Xiao Jiu to make the tribulation lightning “laugh itself offline” when she faces her heavenly tribulation.

But the easygoing days don’t last long, and one crisis follows another. Luo An'an’s supposedly good-for-nothing constitution turns out to be a Chaos Spirit Root capable of activating the ancient divine artifact, the Spirit Melon Realm. The watermelon-shaped birthmark on her wrist is the key to a treasure trove of spiritual food. Meanwhile, Xiao Jiu’s nine-tailed celestial fox bloodline makes her a target of the Black Fox Clan and the Demon Realm. They plan to capture Xiao Jiu and refine her fox power into pills, then use the fox clan’s primal essence to open the Gate of Destruction and let demonic energy devour the cultivation world.

To protect the Spirit Melon Realm and rescue Xiao Jiu’s imprisoned mother, Luo An'an recruits Shen Ci, a roguish sword cultivator, and Lin Qingxuan, a cold and aloof senior disciple, to form the “Comedy Anti-Demon Squad.” They break through emotional illusions in secret realms with deadpan jokes, boost morale on the Demon Realm battlefield with spiritual food from the Spirit Melon Realm, and even rely on Xiao Jiu’s “ultimate deadpan joke” to awaken the resonance of heaven and earth’s spiritual energy in their final showdown with the Demon Emperor.

From hilarious everyday antics in the sect cafeteria to fiery charges across the Demon Realm battlefield, Luo An'an and Xiao Jiu press on, “eating spiritual melons while fighting monsters, cracking jokes while saving the world.” Along the way, Luo An'an unlocks the ultimate power of her Chaos Spirit Root and discovers the true meaning of cultivation: compared with the path to ascension, protecting the smiles of those around you is the most precious immortal journey of all.