Tomato's Four Funniest Stories 番茄四大爆笑文

1. 201 棺 The Coffin Opens, and the Heavens Split 棺启苍穹裂 Wangchai Doesn't Eat Fish旺柴不吃鱼Eastern Fantasy467k WordsCompleted The woodcutter boy Xu Yan rescued a green snake, only to be forced to become the master of an ancient divine coffin. While others fought over the Map of Mountains and Rivers, which had appeared once every thousand years, all he wanted was a quiet life farming. That is, until his adoptive father was left dying with an arm severed, and the massacre from sixteen years ago came to light... When the heroes of the martial world discovered that this good-for-nothing with shattered meridians was actuall 1.1kReads9.3Score127Shelves
2. 202 桥 Chronicles of the Bridge Spirit 桥灵记 Spending New Year's Crouched on the Ground蹲在地上过年Xianxia151k WordsCompleted At midnight, people kept falling to their deaths from Huazhou Bridge. Chen Qiao, an ordinary high school student, awakened an ancient Boundary Guardian Token. From then on, he could see what ordinary people could not: spirits being devoured, vengeful shadows clinging to their victims, and the power of the Dark Abyss seeping into the human world. The bridge spirit Xiaochuan, who had haunted Huazhou Bridge for a thousand years, appeared. The cool, distant young man stood with his sword in hand: “ 2Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 203 我 I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界 Muzi Mingming木子冥冥Modern Romance177k WordsOngoing [Comedic Infinite-Flow + Unhinged Power Fantasy + Absurd Humor + Slow-Burn, Sweet 1v1 Romance] [Fill-In-the-Blanks Agent Who Goes Wild vs. Cross-Dimensional Sucker of a CEO] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abruptly discontinued novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. The System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abruptly Discontinued Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an u 335Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Let me just say this is a story about a 2.5D executor going crazy trying to fill in the gaps in every story that's been discontinued.

4. 204 三 Three Kingdoms: General, Who’s More Beautiful, Your Concubine or the Empress? 三国：将军，妾身与皇后，谁更美 Jing Yunlong景云龙Historical2.0M WordsOngoing By a twist of fate, he transmigrates as Cao Ang, Cao Cao's eldest son, who was supposed to die in the Battle of Wancheng. At death's door, he activates the “Life-Prolonging Talent System.” Only by winning over the peerless beauties of history can he extend his lifespan and unlock talents. Along the way, Cao Ang uses the System to win over beauties and prolong his life, while secretly building up his strength: curbing Liu Bei's rise, blockading the waterways of Jiangdong, and breaking up enemy al 29.3kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves
5. 205 苟 Once We’re Rich, We’ll Take Care of Our Sisters 苟富贵，养姐妹 Changdao Tea and Foam长岛茶与沫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] [No romance] [Food fiction] [Everyday money-making] (Synopsis: “By the Mandate of Heaven, the Emperor decrees: Empress Shen has harmed the imperial heir, a crime beyond forgiveness. She is to be confined to the Cold Palace and reflect on her actions. So decreed!” Xu Yao: … Shen Ning: ???? Kid, got a lot of questions, huh? The commotion caught Shen Ning’s attention. She turned around and eyed Pei Xingchuan, dressed head to toe in black. “An assassin??” Pei Xingchuan: “…” Woul 5.1kReads9.4Score532Shelves

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   As a bookworm of ten years, and a socially awkward person who rarely speaks up but always lurks online, I'm strongly recommending this hilarious and lighthearted novel for the first time. A friendly reminder: don't read it while drinking water, you're very likely to spit out your laughter.

6. 206 汉 Xu Chu in the Late Han: I Seize the Southeast from the Start 汉末许褚：开局坐断东南 Let's Call Him Teacher Yu就叫虞老师吧Historical2.0M WordsOngoing [Three Kingdoms] [Late Han Dynasty] [Slow Burn] [Farming] [Politics] [Conquest] [Scheming] [Political Maneuvering] [Unresolved Regrets] [Transmigration] A modern overworked office drone transmigrates into the late Han Dynasty as Xu Chu, and refuses to accept the fate of being called the “Tiger Fool.” Cao Mengde, you hold the emperor hostage, but did you know my troops, supplies, and wealth can make the warlords bow to me, too? Liu Xuande, you preach benevolence and righteousness, but did you kno 20.4kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
7. 207 我 Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏 Spirit Rice Ice Core灵米冰核Eastern Fantasy810k WordsOngoing I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates? 49Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Chapter 144 – Grilled Fish with Fireworks: A Breakthrough Happened While Eating, But Then I Sensed Something Was About to Happen to My Childhood Friend – This Grilled Fish Meal Was Too Exciting! The ensemble cast's daily life is so well-developed, with every supporting character both capable and adorable. The system's witty and sarcastic remarks are spot-on, offering both enjoyment and laughs. A light fantasy comedy, "I, the System, Ask for Rewards" – a must-read for anyone looking for something to read!

8. 208 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.3kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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   The first book, Teacher Qiao is also hilarious, just like Teacher Long Spear, I've filled many parts with my notes. Qiao Yan's eyes widened: "Big brother, calm down, I may seem strong, but I can die if I get stabbed." The second book, Teacher Long Spear, is a huge hit on Tomato.

9. 209 汉 No Three Kingdoms After the Han 汉后无三国 Crazy Fun疯玩Historical2.2M WordsOngoing Liu Xia transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty, but refuses to become emperor or king. With fifty cavalrymen, he slaughters five thousand Xiongnu. Beneath Xiapi, one strike of his halberd leaves Lu Bu crippled. He casually tosses aside the Imperial Jade Seal: "Just a broken stone. Can it put food on the people's tables?" His motto is: "Whoever dares threaten our mighty Han, no matter how far away, must be destroyed!" "The people are the true masters of the Han. The Son of Heaven is just the 10.7kReads9.4Score894Shelves
10. 210 光 All Beings Beneath the Light 光遇众生 The Quiet Duke静谧的公爵Anime Fanfiction976k WordsOngoing Adventure + high-IQ showdowns + suspicious, scheming characters + no female lead + ensemble cast + slow pace + revelations about the world’s truth, layer by layer (A Sky: Children of the Light fanfiction) After transmigrating into the world of Sky: Children of the Light, the Duke becomes a Light Child manipulated by the ancestors. “Go make an offering,” they say. “It is your supreme glory.” He believes them and fights his way forward with his companions, only to discover the horrifying truth aft 157Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The author's writing is steady, the pacing isn't fast, but the details are incredibly abundant, like slowly gathering a net. While reading, you'll constantly have questions, and you'll find yourself questioning everything alongside the protagonist. It doesn't deliberately try to be sentimental, but each character's fate unfolds like a meticulously crafted tragic work of art, both logical and cruel. This isn't a book to give you a quick thrill; it's a book that will make you put down your phone and remain silent for a long time. For a new author to have this level of vision is truly remarkable!

11. 211 算 Fortune-Telling, Healing, and Solving Cases: You Call Them Side Jobs 算命，看病，破案，你说都是兼职 Ying Youxian楹有闲Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [All-powerful heroine + reborn + revenge on scumbags + feel-good fiction + entertainment industry + national-treasure-level darling] In her previous life, Shen Sang was tricked by her stepmother and younger sister into giving up her ancestral treasure, then met a tragic death. After experiencing 49 different worlds, she is reborn at the very scene where they tried to deceive her. Although she managed to keep the family heirloom, she has just been disfigured and vilified across the internet, and 36.1kReads9.2Score5.5kShelves
12. 212 打 I Lost a Fight, So I Deserved to Become a Peerless Fairy Monster 打架输了活该穿成绝世大妖精 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Ancient Romance566k WordsCompleted [Male-to-female transformation, gender-bender, exclusive romance, brainless fun, thrilling throughout with a touch of angst.] [Fantasy immortal-demon world meets ancient reality] [forced love + sweet romance + no saintly heroine] [Insight + bewitching charm + dazzling beauty + demonic physician + lightning-fast makeovers] Before transmigrating, he was a ruthless demon lord. Afterward, she became an ordinary young woman. The original owner was the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's house 459Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'd like to recommend a book written by one of my elementary school classmates.

13. 213 我 My Best Friend Is Such a Stud, and She Hits So Hard 我闺蜜超man，她打人老疼了 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Urban619k WordsOngoing [Man transmigrates into a woman] [Strong heroine] [Decisive and ruthless] [Gender-bending romance] An ace agent's soul transmigrates into a young girl. She doesn't shrink back or lose heart, but calmly accepts reality. Let's stick to one principle: The strong never complain about their circumstances. Even if I've become a woman, I'm going to be the female lead of a male-oriented power fantasy! When it's time to be decisive, she's decisive. When it's time to take down scum, she does so without me 245Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 214 兜 I’ve Got Five Bucks in My Pocket, and You Ask If I Can’t Feel the Beauty of Life? 兜里五块你问我感受不到美好吗？ Faith Moves Mountains and Seas信则山海Modern Romance521k WordsCompleted [Comedy and meme references + A great state of mind + Going berserk + Plot + Devoted 1v1 romance, extremely doting] I’m so broke I have only five yuan left in my pocket, and you’re asking why I can’t see the beauty in the world? If I don’t turn evil, who will? If I don’t go crazy, who will? [Comedic villainess who goes berserk at the slightest problem × Beautiful, strong, tragic villain who is gentle and extremely doting] Zhao Moxun transmigrates into a CEO romance novel as Xia Yan, the tragic a 409Reads8.7Score109Shelves

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    These two are my absolute favorites 😍

15. 215 满EN A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother 满门恋爱脑，唯有小师弟正的发邪 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Slow-Burn + Cautious Protagonist + Funny and Lighthearted] The senior apprentice brother is love-struck, and the second senior apprentice brother is burdened with a blood feud. The third senior apprentice sister has loved and fought the Demon Lord through three lifetimes, while the fourth senior apprentice sister is a white lotus. The sect leader left the sect for love, and the uncle-master ventured deep into the demonic path for the woman he loved... Neither immortal nor heroic, th 20.8kReads8.4Score1.6kShelves

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    I recently came across this book and it's really good; it has that comedy competition vibe.

16. 216 穿 Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Original Wife of a Mad Power-Hungry Minister 穿成疯批权臣的炮灰原配 Bright Lantern灯旺旺Ancient Romance707k WordsCompleted [Farming + Transmigrate into a Book + Sweet Romance] Witty, scheming girl vs. lovesick, obsessive powerbroker Xin Yueying transmigrates into a book, landing in an old-fashioned, preachy novel as the wicked wife of the deranged, obsessive second male lead. Shen Qingqi is the novel’s deranged, villainous male character. Born into a family of famed generals, he was imprisoned alongside the Shen family after his father offended powerful nobles. He suffered terribly in prison and was left with crippl 30.9kReads9.3Score10.9kShelves

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    You absolutely must read Nan Xiangwan's and Sheng Wenyin's two books! I've saved them for last. And recently I discovered two other hilarious ones. The first one might look unremarkable with its title, but every chapter is laugh-out-loud funny ᥬ😂᭄ The entire cast is villainous and comedic, you won't be able to stop laughing, hahaha. The protagonist is smart and witty, and the romance is warm, gentle, and develops naturally. The second one is a contemporary romance; you transmigrate and immediately have to confess your love in front of everyone, bravely storming a high platform and successfully pushing the principal, who's still giving a speech, out of the center position hhhhh

17. 217 西 No Childhood Sweetheart in Siberia 西伯利亚没有青梅 Half a Cup of Sand半盏沙Urban240k WordsCompleted #ChildhoodSweethearts #GrovelingEx #MaleLeadMakesAReversal #SweetRomance When she was three, Ma Yi tricked her into drinking “green tea,” and she held a grudge for twenty years. For twenty thousand yuan, Ma Yi is forced to call her “Daddy” and help sabotage her blind dates. Everyone laughs that they're like sworn enemies, until one night when she's burning up with fever and her scalding tears fall onto his collarbone. “Ma Yi, how long am I going to hate you?” Later, the radio stations are all bu 5Reads6.0Score—Shelves

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    This book is absolutely hilarious! [Awkward laugh][awkward laugh][admiration][admiration][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]

18. 218 卧 A Ming Dynasty Taoist Sleeps Soundly Beside the Emperor's Bed 卧榻之侧，酣睡一个大明道士 Liu Huihui鎏烩烩Urban119k WordsOngoing In the seventeenth year of the Chongzhen era, Mi Youchu's master ascended to immortality, and he stayed behind in the mortal world, waiting for his master to return for him. He happened to meet Ding Xiang, a woman from Chengdu. She died in the upheaval of war. For the next four hundred years, Mi Youchu emerged into the world once every twenty years to search for Ding Xiang's reincarnation. Now it is 2029... 284Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious! Go urge the author to update, don't let him get away with it!

19. 219 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.5kReads9.7Score69kShelves

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    Four Highly Rated Funny Articles

20. 220 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 22.7kReads7.6Score2.8kShelves

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    Featuring a live narrator, this hilarious 1960s transmigration novel features a female protagonist who's a master at emptying books, a madwoman, a fiercely protective and mischievous woman. The villains lead the way, and the heroine relentlessly plunders, enjoying the thrill of emptying the house and slapping the faces of the scumbags. The villains suffer terribly, the plot is explosive and exhilarating, guaranteed to make you laugh until you question the meaning of life.

21. 221 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 96.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves

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    This book is really good; it has both good writing and humor. The only downside is that the pacing gets a bit fast towards the end. The live narration is even funnier than the original text, and the voice acting is quite good. I recommend listening to the narration first before reading the novel. One chapter of the narration was uploaded twice, and another chapter is missing, but otherwise, it's really flawless.

22. 222 桃 At the Source of the Peach Blossom Spring 桃花源头 Yicang, Who Loves Microraptors喜欢小盗龙的矢仓Rural Life553k WordsOngoing As Old Zhou Nian lay dying, he took Zhou Liye by the hand and told him, “Xiaoye, it's up to you to carry on the Zhou family line. If you trace our family back far enough, we go all the way to the Zhou dynasty, to King Wen of Zhou, King Wu of Zhou, Ji Chang, and Ji Fa. Our ancestors were once members of the imperial family, and our original surname was Ji. It was only after the dynasties changed that our family took the surname Zhou! Here's our ancestral genealogy and the family heirloom, this ja 118.7kReads7.7Score9.7kShelves

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    A novel set in a rural area, featuring a sweet rural romance set in an innocent and innocent era—it's very down-to-earth! I highly recommend everyone check it out!

23. 223 嘴 Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠，圣女她撩翻修仙界 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too 13.3kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves

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    Highly recommended for working professionals! The first book is a hilarious fantasy, the second is a revenge story with slapping faces – both are incredibly entertaining and stress-relieving.

24. 224 装 Play Dumb, Snack on Gossip, and Snag All the Sect's Juicy Secrets 装个傻，吃个瓜，宗门猛料一手抓 I'm Really a Salted Fish真的是咸鱼Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted cultivation-world daily life + hilarious gossip + everyone’s darling grows up] [Male lead, warm and cozy, sweet romance] Jiang Bingbing falls into a sewer and wakes up as the junior sister of Immortal Jade Peak, a famous little fool in the cultivation world. Afraid the immortals might think she’s taken over someone else’s body, she has no choice but to keep acting foolish. But seriously. Why do all these cultivators have so many secrets? The eldest senior sister, who treats the sec 14.2kReads9.3Score2kShelves

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    [Angry][Admiring][Admiring] My 9.7, All of you are here to watch my baby, the funniest on the whole Tomato [Heart][Sad][Kiss] Gingerbread transmigrates into the world of cultivation, becoming a well-known little fool. Afraid these immortals will misunderstand and think she's possessed, she can only continue to play the fool. But she accidentally gains the ability to read minds of people in the cultivation world. Her eldest sister, who treats the sect rules like heavenly law, tells her, "Junior sister, I like Master." "Hehe..." Gingerbread laughs foolishly, drooling. Her second senior brother, who wouldn't even dare kill a chicken, says, "Junior sister, how about killing everyone in the immortal sect to pay for my family's burial?" "Ugh..." Gingerbread trembles. Her third senior brother, full of energy in public but sinister in private, threatens, "Little fool, if you reveal my secret as the Demon Lord, I'll skin you alive." "Aba aba..." Gingerbread is speechless. The seemingly detached and indifferent master said, "Disciple, my nonchalant attitude is all an act. Actually, I'm narrow-minded and can't stand anyone being more handsome than me." The naive and innocent master picked up a mirror to admire himself. Gingerbread grabbed an ant from beside his feet and handed it to him, "Master, eat..." You'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't read this!

25. 225 地 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害，满京城吃大瓜 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 57.9kReads8.5Score8kShelves
26. 226 重 Back to 1988: I Tore Up the Kang Mat, and My In-Laws Fell to Their Knees 重回88年：我掀炕席后婆家跪了 Dashing Wang Ruoyu风流倜傥的王若宇Modern Romance596k WordsOngoing My mother-in-law wailed and clutched the cloth pouch where I kept our money. "These five hundred yuan are our family's emergency savings!" But I knew there was a bankbook with three thousand yuan tucked beneath her kang mat. In my previous life, they forced me to return to my parents' home to borrow money. In the end, I got divorced and jumped into a river. The first thing I did after being reborn was lift the blackened kang mat in front of the creditor. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's great to look at, highly recommended.

27. 227 嫁 After Marrying the Heirless Prince, the General’s Poisonous Daughter Goes on a Rampage 嫁给绝嗣王爷后，将门毒妃杀疯了 Purple Mist Beauty紫岚美眉Ancient Romance926k WordsOngoing [Two strong leads + unmatched skill in medicine and poison + punishing scoundrels] She was a medical doctor and elite soldier in the apocalypse. After transmigrating to an alternate ancient world, she became the unpopular eldest daughter of a general's household. She spent ten years at the family shrine in the countryside, praying for her father and brothers. When she returned, she discovered that an adopted daughter had taken her place, stolen her family's affection, and even taken her fiancé. 1.2kReads8.3Score179Shelves

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    Hilarious and funny, enjoyable and satisfying.

28. 228 暗 Undercurrents: Silent Symbols 暗涌：无声的符号 Dashing Wang Ruoyu风流倜傥的王若宇Mystery236k WordsOngoing This is the most elegant murder, and the most brazen provocation. The killer writes crime manifestos in symbols, proving their patience over a span of fifteen years. They kill not merely to silence their victims, but as if completing a “harvest” that is twenty years overdue. As Lu Chen pursues the case, he is drawn step by step into the Reaper’s sights. In an abandoned sanatorium, Li Guohua, a renowned history professor at a major university and an expert in semiotics, is murdered. The method be —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 229 废 The Good-for-Nothing Legitimate Daughter Turns the Tables 废柴嫡女要翻天 This Wood Makes Firewood此木为柴Ancient Romance4.9M WordsCompleted 4kReads9.1Score611Shelves
30. 230 娱 Showbiz: This Delivery Guy Has Quite a Few Skills 娱乐：这个外卖小哥，技能有点多 Three Thousand Chan三千禅Urban1.2M WordsCompleted (Main story complete!) [Entertainment: music + variety shows + comedy + livestreaming + fishing + no female lead...] One performance of “Decent” brings Situ Yanran to tears, while no one can cover “Moonlight.” “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “As real as they come!” He joins a rural variety show and not only knows how to butcher an ox, but is also an expert fisherman. “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “You bet!” Netizens: “This delivery guy knows a little too much!” “Deliv 25.7kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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    The first book tells the story of Xu Chen, a deliveryman struggling to make ends meet. One day, fate intervenes unexpectedly: while delivering food to a famous celebrity, he is warmly invited to sing a duet. Xu Chen takes a deep breath, and his voice is heavenly, stunning everyone present. After singing, he scratches his head and rushes off to deliver more food. Little did he know that this unintentional act would make him an overnight sensation. His fishing adventures are equally chaotic; he's pulled into the water by fish, gets his hair caught on a hook, and looks utterly pathetic, like a comical clown on stage. This book is full of wit and surprises, guaranteed to make readers laugh until they cry – a must-read! The second book is a hilarious and quirky read. The protagonist is Xiao Yichen, who has been asleep for many years, like a wooden sculpture, lying lifelessly on his bed. On their wedding night, the red candles flickered, and the bride, Su Yao, shyly yet proactively moved closer to Xiao Yichen, her heart filled with tender affection. Little did she know, the cunning Xiao Yichen was already awake, secretly chuckling to himself. Su Yao was utterly astonished, thinking to herself, "How can this 'sleeping beauty' have such boundless energy?" For a moment, the room was filled with an atmosphere of sweetness and awkwardness, like a farcical comedy, full of laughs. This book becomes increasingly entertaining the more you read; it's sure to make readers laugh uncontrollably. Don't miss it!

31. 231 重 Reborn in Tianjin, 1997 重生津门1997 Fighting Maggots斗蛆蛆Urban1.0M WordsOngoing Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! No tired old tropes, no melodrama, and chapters already in the bank. See how Han Chao gets a second chance at life and protects everything around him. You say he has no money? No problem: open a Sony theater, fight crickets, and sell technology. You say that’s not fast enough? Then I’ll just have to unleash a big move! The plot is carefully researched, and many of the events are based on things that really happened to people around the author. Every word is ty 16.6kReads8.4Score1.4kShelves

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    This book is truly a treasure trove.

32. 232 让 They Wanted Me to Be a Sacrificial Stepmother, but I Chose to Make My Own Way 让我当炮灰主母，我偏另谋高枝 Ji Yun霁妘Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Historical Romance / Household Intrigue / Sweet Romance / The Male Lead Is Head Over Heels] In Ruyi's Beloved Concubine, the heir apparent Xie Yunzhix is a brave and formidable warrior, always dashing across the battlefield in fine clothes, with no one able to stand against him. Sadly, he is only a supporting character. The story opens with him in a vegetative state, leaving behind three adopted sons. Xu Qingyi discovers that she has become the foil to the beloved heroine of a sweet romance. On 136.5kReads9.4Score20.4kShelves
33. 233 这 This Female Ghost Is Too Fierce 这只女鬼太猛了 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Urban67k WordsOngoing Reading novels is all about having fun. If you enjoy supernatural comedies and absurd humor, this is the book for you. Zhao Wenlong is an ordinary college student from a small mountain village. He was only planning to work as a male model over the summer to earn some spending money, but before he could even start, his grandfather, who had been dead for six months, showed up at his door. From then on, the gears of his ordinary life began to turn in a new direction. It all started with that fierce 349Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a supernatural comedy; if you enjoy that genre, give it a check it out—you might just like it! [Sad][Sad][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

34. 234 你 You're a Traffic Cop. Is It Appropriate to Take a Homicide Case? 你一个交警，抢刑侦的案子合适吗 Years Flow Like Water似水留年Urban2.5M WordsCompleted He transmigrated to a parallel world and became a graduate of the police academy. When Xu Lin received his job assignment, he was completely bewildered. He had graduated top of his class with perfect marks in criminal investigation, and was about to become a criminal investigator. So why had they assigned him to the traffic police? What was that supposed to mean? They wouldn’t let him work criminal investigations? Fine. A traffic cop could take on criminal investigations, too. On his first day a 92.2kReads9.3Score10.1kShelves
35. 235 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 10.6kReads8.8Score958Shelves
36. 236 锦 The Embroidered Uniform Guard’s Laid-Back Days 锦衣卫的摆烂日常 Ouyang Yun Feifei欧阳云飞飞Historical248k WordsOngoing [Modern-to-Ancient Transmigration] [Jinyiwei] [Lighthearted Comedy] [A Touch of Mystery] [No Romance] [Street-Level Political Intrigue] After transmigrating to the Ming Dynasty, Shen Yan wakes up to find himself a low-ranking Jinyiwei guard in the Northern Office of the Imperial Guard. He had imagined that wearing a flying-fish robe and carrying a Xiuchun saber would make him a figure of great authority. Reality quickly teaches him otherwise: the Northern Office is full of colleagues who work th 11Reads—Score121Shelves

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    A treasure trove of a time-travel story set in the Ming Dynasty! No romantic pairing! Shen Yan, a junior officer in the Imperial Guard, dreams of a carefree retirement. However, cases keep piling up, the Eastern Depot relentlessly harasses him, and power struggles lurk beneath the chaotic daily life. Funny, lighthearted, and not depressing—a must-read for anyone looking for something to read!

37. 237 管 You Call Her Baby and Me an Attention Seeker, Is That It? 管她叫宝宝，管我叫显眼包是吧 Chubby Peach Butt屁桃肥肥Modern Romance577k WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a book + flash marriage + half dating-show, half variety show + absurd comedy, chronically online memes + partial mind-reading] (1v1, a silly, fluffy romance) Yu Youyou transmigrates into a book. She becomes the villainess, destined to die a horrible death. Yu Youyou: Great. This perfectly suits my unique taste as a lunatic. From the start, a divorce agreement worth trillions is placed in front of her. Looking at a number longer than her life, Yu Youyou’s eyes fill with tear 796Reads9.2Score173Shelves

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    These books are hilarious.

38. 238 假 The Fake Young Lady Has Completely Given Up and Gone Mad! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 43.1kReads9.4Score4.9kShelves
39. 239 小 A Little Zombie Went Looking for Brains, Ended Up in the 1970s, and Joined the Army 小丧尸找脑子找到七零后，随军了 Nine Meows Have Something to Say九喵有言Modern Romance1.9M WordsCompleted [Island military romance + transmigration + super-brain genius + special abilities + real and fake heiresses] Zhou Shi is a zombie with brains. She pushes a shopping cart around looking for supplies. Because humans say that if you have food, you have nothing to fear. She uses her brain as a mouth to talk, because she’s heard that if you don’t use your brain, it’ll rust. Her goal in zombie life is to become the most high-class Zombie Queen. High-class means pretty and smart. So this little zombie 14.3kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
40. 240 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15kReads6.9Score956Shelves

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    It will absolutely make you laugh until you're rolling on the floor, it's super hilarious, everyone's a laugh buddy 🔥

41. 241 我 My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新，顾客馋哭了 Half-Sweet Iced Coffee, No Extra Ice冰咖半糖不加冰Urban1.7M WordsCompleted This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin 82.5kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves

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    It's a comedy, but it might leave you feeling a bit heavy-hearted if you don't watch it. Overall, it's pretty good. If you haven't seen it before, you can give it a try (it's watchable and listenable, and the voice acting doesn't break the immersion too much).

42. 242 为 To Snag a Village Entry Slot, Rich Women Worldwide Hurl Billions at It 为抢进村名额，全球富婆怒砸百亿 Old Meow Mister老喵先森Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Fishing by the Sea] [Tycoon] [Countryside] [Fishing] [Livestream] Zhou Yang, whose net worth was over a hundred million, lost everything overnight, and his wife ran off. Just as he was about to step onto the rooftop, he suddenly acquired the strongest Countryside Upgrade System. After upgrading his family’s fish pond, it actually turned into the sea. From then on, things quickly got out of hand. All kinds of rare sea fish appeared, drawing in all sorts of fishing enthusiasts. From that day on, 3.7kReads7.3Score240Shelves

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    Look here! If you're looking for something to read, check this out. It's a newly completed book, just finished, with a wildly imaginative plot and good writing. It's not an AI novel, so you can read it when you're bored!

43. 243 天 The Celestial Master Comes Down the Mountain, and She Stands Guard at Funerals and Weddings 天师下山，红白席上她站岗 A Salty Fish That Never Flips Over不翻身的咸鱼呀Modern Romance2.4M WordsCompleted Yun Lai only wanted to devote herself to studying magic, but fate had other plans. Her master tossed her down the mountain, claiming she should travel the world, when his real intention was for her to reunite with her family. Fine, she could reunite with them. But why did no one in the family value her? Three older brothers and two older sisters, each more difficult than the last. Poverty-stricken Daoist Yun: “Enough! See you around! I can always set up a stall by the road and tell fortunes for 461Reads8.4Score107Shelves

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    The character settings are hilarious. The Heavenly Dao is like an elder urging the female lead to get married, chasing after her to acknowledge her as a relative. The female lead is like a rebellious child, focused on her career (setting up a stall).

44. 244 我 I Transmigrated 999 Times and Drove the Mad Tyrant Insane 我穿越999次，逼疯了疯批暴君 Mo Mo Is Master Mo墨墨是墨爷Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With only six months left to live, Tang Wan masters a skill called “Transmigration,” allowing her to travel back and forth between the modern and ancient worlds. On her first transmigration, people mistake her for a ghost… On her ninety-ninth, she nearly dies at the hands of the dog emperor. On her 108th, she “defiles” the emperor’s innocence. After transmigrating time and again, she discovers to her delight that a little dragon energy can extend her life. Tang Wan: “Mooch, mooch, keep mooching 16.5kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves

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    ✨Hahaha! The female lead travels between the modern world and ancient times every day, going back to get whatever she wants, even instant noodles! [Eating melon][Eating melon] The emperor even sneaks a peek at her phone in the middle of the night! 🍅🍅 This book is a perfect 10/10, every chapter is hilarious, highly recommended! A breath of fresh air in the time-travel genre, Mo Ye's books are super good!!!

45. 245 魂 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张，诸侯们被整麻了 Blue Triangle蓝色三角形Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 122.2kReads8.2Score12.5kShelves
46. 246 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy577k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5.2kReads8.2Score441Shelves

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    Someone told me today that ugly people should study more. I went home and looked in the mirror. Hey, that person was subtly praising me! No wonder I can't concentrate on my studies; it turns out I'm too handsome. Ugh! Ahh! (Excerpt from Zhang Laojiu's Work Log, page 419) [Cool][Cool][Cool][Cool]

47. 247 绾 I'm Wanwan, Not Wanwan: We're All Reborn, So Why Should I Keep Indulging You? 绾绾不是晚晚：都重生了谁还惯你 Zi Wei He子薇河Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Soul Swap] [Face-Slapping] [Spatial Spirit Spring] [Ensemble Cast] [Fantasy] On her wedding day, Shen Wanwan is brutally murdered, pierced through the heart by a blade. Her soul follows her body downstream along the river. Meanwhile, Pei Wanning, trying to escape a ghost marriage to the Prince of Qin, jumps into the river to fake her death, only to actually drown. A thousand miles away, their souls meet on a riverbank. Shen Wanwan is horrified. “...Are you human or a ghost?” Pei Wanning can't h 32.1kReads8.9Score3.1kShelves

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    "By the time you finish discussing it, it will be too late. If my family has a suitable young man, I will go and propose marriage right now."

48. 248 皇 Emperor Island: Why Did You Send a College Student Here? 皇帝岛，你让我大学生来干嘛 Xi Liuliu喜溜溜Historical628k WordsCompleted Wang Mang, a college student, has his soul transmigrate into the historical Wang Mang and arrives on an island inhabited entirely by emperors. The First Emperor of Qin and Emperor Wu of Han: weren’t they both accomplished rulers? At first, Liu Che and Ying Zheng can’t stand each other. When Li Shimin arrives, he looks down even more on the two men history has branded tyrants. But fighting side by side again and again brings many of the emperors, once a loose group, together. When they face forei 641Reads8.3Score100Shelves
49. 249 荒 Pregnant and Divorced in a Famine Year, I Go Home to Make a Fortune 荒年怀孕被休，我回娘家赚疯了 Your Jade尔之玉Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [System + Pocket Dimension + Fleeing Famine + Building Wealth + Devoted Husband + Everyday Family Life + Lighthearted] Ji Xiaobei, a 26-year-old kindergarten teacher, transmigrates, bringing the big refrigerator from her home along with her. Her mother-in-law is vile and malicious, her husband is weak and useless, and her sisters-in-law are domineering and unreasonable! In the middle of a famine, she's divorced and sent back to her parents' home, where she discovers she's pregnant. The child isn 5.8kReads9.1Score909Shelves

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    This book is so funny, it'll make you rich! [Laughing and crying emoji]

50. 250 重 Heroic Wife Reborn 重生之悍妻 Mei Guo梅果Ancient Romance2.6M WordsCompleted On her first day as the eldest princess, Yu Xiaoxiao, a military instructor from the apocalypse, marries Gu Xinglang, a young general who has been wrongfully imprisoned and tortured, and has hit the lowest point in his life. From then on, a tough woman from the apocalypse who only knows how to eat, sleep, and kill zombies finds herself bound by fate to a brave general who is loyal to his sovereign and country, stern and taciturn. The country is weak, powerful enemies loom, and the court is full 7.5kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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    ⭐⭐⭐The first book features a taciturn female protagonist who is unintentionally funny, and her emperor father is a bit dim-witted. The second book is a rebirth novel where the female protagonist is cunning, and the plot doesn't drag. The third book is quite scary at the beginning, as I'm a scaredy-cat ◎, but once you get past the scary part, it becomes hilarious, you'll laugh non-stop. It's definitely worth reading! [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

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