Tomato's Four Funniest Stories 番茄四大爆笑文

1. 251 神 The Abandoned Miracle Doctor Returns Reborn 神医弃女重生归来 Zi Wei He子薇河Ancient Romance522k WordsCompleted [Devoted to each other + reborn + pocket dimension + revenge + sweet romance] (A full-cast audiobook adaptation is available. Give it a listen!) In her previous life, she caught a chill after falling into the water and slept for six days, missing her coming-of-age ceremony. When she woke, she was told she would marry the Marquis's heir in a month. To please her family, she agreed. But the heir's heart never belonged to her. At the marquis's residence, she was constantly targeted and mistreated, 16kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves
2. 252 诡EN Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏：我能化身大妖 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 177.1kReads9.5Score18.3kShelves

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   💥📖Fellow Daoist, "Supernatural: I Have a Journey to the West" is absolutely amazing! On one hand, there's the thrilling excitement of digging up ancestral graves, with all sorts of bizarre events that will send chills down your spine; on the other hand, there's the protagonist's hilarious words and actions, with bizarre and outrageous behavior that will have you laughing until you're breathless amidst the horror. A 9.6-Rated feast of joy and horror that you can't miss!

3. 253 照 Dressed in Red: The Maid's Rise to Power 照红妆：通房丫鬟上位记 Sweet, Sweet Milk Candy奶糖甜甜Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Extra chapters being updated] Haitang, a maid who shares her master's bed, follows these rules for surviving household rivalries: First, be flexible. Second, don't let love cloud your judgment. Third, if a woman isn't ruthless, she won't keep her place. Haitang is breathtakingly beautiful, but she comes from humble beginnings. In her previous life, she was proud and refused to become a bedchamber maid, so her mistress tortured her to death. Reborn, she decides to live differently. Everyone thin 13.9kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves
4. 254 长 You're Gorgeous and Handsome, Yet You Call Yourself the Villain? 长得又美又帅，你说你是反派？ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban238k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + scheming veteran + stunning looks + delicate, sickly charm + male heartthrob + universally adored, no romance] [The male lead’s previous-life novel: "He’s the Villain, I Think I’ll Take Another Look"] A villainous young master who once wielded power over everything transmigrates to a parallel world. He becomes a handsome male streamer with nothing to his name! His company tells him to stream with the persona of a cold CEO, but the female boss discovers him dancing on camer 1.2kReads8.5Score102Shelves

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   A cunning sixth brother and a top-notch tea master have everyone completely under their control. The entire story is high-energy and hilarious, with every chapter guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. [Sparrow's Masterpiece]

5. 255 直 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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   ➊🍃🍃Lin Xia is a nobody with no talent, but she acquires a skill system. Her daily draw always results in a skill that gets her into a police station for tea ☕🍃🍃—lock picking, fortune telling, anti-pickpocketing, fireworks making… ➋🍃🍃The male protagonist transmigrates to ancient times ⛄, becomes a county magistrate, and spends seven years using modern knowledge to create a modern paradise county. 🍃🍃However, with the emperor 🐉 making an incognito visit, the protagonist is forced onto the delightful path of navigating the court 🏠, marrying a princess 💃, and ascending to the pinnacle of power 🚠!

6. 256 睁 Awakening in the 1980s: I Have a Child with the Infamous Village Tyrant 睁眼八零：和凶名在外村霸有崽了 Sunflower Ah Hua向日葵啊花Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted When Hu Yao woke up, she found a mischievous yet well-behaved son and a scoundrel of a man beside her. Shocked and bewildered, she heard from the neighbors she knew that four years earlier, she'd hit her head so hard she was left simple-minded, and her mother had sold her. Over those four years, she had not only gained a husband but also a mischievous child who fiercely protected her. The bastard of a man was always putting his hands on her, and he was exceptionally fierce and unreasonable. Terr 38.7kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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   🌈A hilarious new novel by Tomato is here! It'll have you laughing out loud, a story of a Northwest Hammer King and his adorable little wife! ✨The female lead previously suffered a head injury and was involved in petty theft with her three-year-old son. The male lead searches for them in the middle of the night, and their interactions are absolutely hilarious! 🍀She's pregnant right from the start, and when she wakes up, her son is already three! No rebirth, no time travel, no strong female lead!

7. 257 不 You Won't Divorce Me? You Won't Leave Even Someone as Mentally Ill as Me Alone? 不和离？我一个精神病你都不放过 Miao Zhu妙竹Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Genuinely mentally ill heroine, mysticism, causing trouble to people’s faces, doted on by everyone, irresistible charm] Lin Yu'er is a mental patient who suddenly transmigrates into the role of the Marchioness of Zhaoping! Everyone in Shengjing knows that Lin Yu'er is crazy! She screams herself hoarse, talks to thin air, contorts her face with rage, and hits anyone she sees! Even the entire Imperial Medical Bureau was helpless, but then word suddenly spread that the Marquis of Zhaoping said his 10.8kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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   This track can't be without our Er Er [laughing and crying emoji]

8. 258 黄 Ferryman of the Underworld 黄泉摆渡客 Third Master Zhejiang浙三爷Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted My sister was abused to death by her husband. Even after she died, her resentment kept her from resting in peace. To help her find peace, I became a ferryman traveling between the worlds of the living and the dead. From then on, I strode between yin and yang as if walking atop a hanging coffin. The strong live, the weak die. I will be the one to decide who lives and who dies! 881Reads8.6Score116Shelves
9. 259 我 I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我，摸鱼达人，骚操作惊呆白富美 Xi Dou汐豆Urban2.8M WordsCompleted Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “ 39kReads8.5Score4kShelves
10. 260 异 A Long Journey in Another World 异界旅途漫漫 The Mountain Moon Knows Not of You山月不知君Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Original Story + Ensemble Cast + No Brain-Dead Characters + Fast-Paced + Pure Romance] I’m dedicated to creating a different kind of world and bringing everyone a fresh new thrill, along with a more realistic experience! The rain fell without letup, day after gloomy day. Beneath the curtain of rain... Travelers from another world, I’d like you to finish this terrible game of chess for me. Anyone can be a chess piece, anyone can be sacrificed. All living beings are players in this ga 5.8kReads—Score325Shelves

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    Absolutely divine! The more you read, the more captivating it becomes! Every beginning and character introduction is intricately connected by a powerful causal system. I highly recommend this isekai (another world) novel to everyone—it boasts an exhilarating plot, logically sound plot twists, and exquisite aesthetics. It's definitely the most worthwhile novel to read this year.

11. 261 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban780k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 22.8kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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    If you don't laugh after reading three chapters, I'll jump off the seventh floor!

12. 262 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 10.3kReads6.3Score819Shelves

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    Do not read this book while eating, or you will spit out your food.

13. 263 姜 Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录 Purple Lily紫百合Eastern Fantasy511k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch 14Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If you neither laugh nor cry after watching this, I'll eat my words.

14. 264 我 A Kindred Spirit Found with My Male Rival in the Mountains and Murky Waters 我与男配，低山臭水遇知音 Seems Pretty Good Too好像也不错Modern Romance573k WordsCompleted A cute, clever girl who goes wild when things don't go her way x an energetic, slightly flirtatious, restrained older man (transmigrate into a book, same age physically), 1v1, devoted to each other and equally unhinged. Two college students falling for each other while their mental health spirals! Comedy + dating show + ensemble cast Qiao Ye transmigrated into a book! Starting her life over, she decided to do whatever she pleased. Notorious at the drama academy for being a fool, she fought, got 8.3kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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    [Heart][Heart][Heart][Heart][Heart]

15. 265 我 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Purple Lily紫百合Historical686k WordsCompleted Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 22Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 266 中 A Chuunibyou Teen’s Hilarious Journey to Immortality 中二少年搞笑修仙 Redstone Taoist红石道人Rural Life650k WordsOngoing [Hilarious Cultivation + Modern Urban Life + Primordial World + the Myriad Worlds] In Lu Family Village in western Hunan, fifteen-year-old Lu Xiaohou stopped going to school after graduating from junior high. He spent every day reading web novels on his beat-up phone, and soon became obsessed with cultivation. A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality, Renegade Immortal, and A Will Eternal: he knew them all by heart and read them so obsessively that he neglected everything else. He was compl 8.2kReads6.3Score489Shelves

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    This book is the funniest! It's a story of a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) dream of cultivating immortality

17. 267 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score834Shelves

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    Judging from the ratings, the first five books are all top-notch works. They interpret the true meaning of love amidst laughter and joy. The last book is currently being updated. Although it doesn't have a rating, it's written realistically, with vivid and lifelike characters. The female lead doesn't wrong herself and doesn't let those who wrong her get away with it, showing no mercy even to her own mother and brother. She tears apart her scheming adopted daughter and wins the heart of the domineering CEO with her sincerity. It's full of laughs.

18. 268 当 When a Flirty Northeastern Girl Meets a CEO: You Won’t Be Able to Resist Me 当东北撩精遇上霸总：姐迷不死你 A Pure and Lazy Little One一枚纯洁懒懒Modern Romance805k WordsOngoing [No-brain antics + going crazy + System + livestreaming + transmigrate into a book + talking nonsense + no logic] “When a Flirty Northeastern Girl Meets a CEO: Nice Try, Sis Will Have You Smitten in No Time” Yu Zhi accidentally transmigrates into a book. The good news: she's the heiress to a wealthy family. The bad news: she had been lost outside the family and was only recently brought back. There's also a fake, white-lotus girl at home who's taken her place. The even worse news: she'd chased a 13Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 269 新 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 Listening To Rain At Star Pond星池听雨Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 9.2kReads8.4Score1kShelves

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    This book is hilarious, I'll laugh my head off in every chapter!

20. 270 乡 The Countryside Is Beautiful Beyond Measure 乡村无限好 Earn a Billion a Day 99日赚一亿99Urban178k WordsOngoing My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 467Reads—Score109Shelves
21. 271 说 I Was Supposed to Be a Doormat, So Why Does the Emperor Remember Everything? 说好当受气包，怎么皇帝有记忆？ Late Branches at Dawn杳杳枝晚Ancient Romance256k WordsOngoing [Looks delicate and plays the victim, but is a fearsome flower × scheming emperor who retains his memories after reloading] (An antagonistic imperial couple, a reloading power fantasy, father-daughter affection, and a romance that grows sweeter by the day) Chu Mingzhao is the capital's most fearsome beauty. She can shatter a stone lion with one punch. But her unscrupulous father tricked her into entering the palace, where she was bound to a [System for Playing the Victim]. Little Four: Host, yo 29Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's especially good to watch "Confronting the Emperor and Consort".

22. 272 我 My Mother Told Me to Give My Wife to My Younger Brother 我妈让我把老婆让给弟弟 Ke Xiaogou可小狗8k WordsCompleted My Mom Wants Me to Give My Wife to My Younger Brother —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The plot is fast-paced, hilarious, and exciting, and it covers a variety of genres!

23. 273 妻 The Night Before My Wife Went Abroad, I Secretly Swapped Her Birth Control Pills. When She Came Back, She Went Mad Looking for Me 妻子出国前夜，我偷偷换掉她的避孕药，回来后疯了找我 Ke Xiaogou可小狗31k WordsCompleted The night before my wife went abroad, I secretly switched out her birth control pills. When she came back, she frantically searched for me. 6kReads—Score—Shelves
24. 274 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates and Gets Tricked by a Villain into Becoming a Stepmother 丧尸穿越后，被反派诓去当后娘 Mei Qianxun梅千寻Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted What should I do after transmigrating? Chu Chi held her head in her hands and thought for ages. A zombie's brain has only just grown in, so she has to make good use of it. When in doubt, sleep on it first. After Lin You'an woke up, the first thing she did was grab her little sister and escape the wolf's den. Along the way, she also found herself a stepmother. “So, you’re saying you’re my son?” “Mm-hmm.” “How old am I?” “Eighteen?” “How old are you?” “Eight.” “I’ve read plenty of books, so don’t 24.7kReads9.5Score3kShelves

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    Chu Hanhan is here!

25. 275 瘫 My Paralyzed Wife Wants to Kill Me 瘫痪妻子要杀了我 Ancient Ruins in the River河中枯古Urban341k WordsCompleted On an autumn day, when you hear an old song, do you ever think back to the year you first met? Su Shi put it well: “Though you exhaust every tune of longing, wait to hear the parasol leaves fall.” She isn't coming back, 233Reads8.2Score148Shelves

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    There will be no pressure after watching.

26. 276 欢 Ode to Joy (Class Reunion) 欢乐颂（同学聚会） Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天21k WordsCompleted Ode to Joy: Class Reunion 356Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Youth comedy story

27. 277 师 Teacher's Wife, Please Answer 师母，请回答 Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天27k WordsCompleted Teacher’s Wife, Please Answer 490Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 278 全 My Whole Clan Is Exiled? I'll Get Rich Through Farming 全族流放？我靠种植发家致富了 Orange Orange Orange Orange橘橘橘橘子Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Male lead, golden finger, lighthearted, exile and farming] Ji Changying was a walking encyclopedia of plants. Her remarkable abilities caught the attention of an experimental research base. They spent two years and sent ten skilled fighters to capture her. In the end, she blew up their base, but something went wrong, and she died too. When Ji Changying opened her eyes again, she had become the little fool of the Ji family in Lianhua Village. Her parents were loving, and her family was harmoniou 25.9kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves

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    This was originally a humorous ancient Chinese story. The entire clan was exiled, and it was uncertain whether they would ever return. The female lead's mother, wanting to keep the family together, went alone to the mountains to dig up her in-laws' remains and carry them with her during the exile. Before the exile, she even had to go to jail. [Facepalm] Her in-laws would never have imagined that they, who had never even been to the government office in life, would be exhumed and imprisoned after death. The crucial point is that when they arrived at their destination, everyone envied the female lead's mother for her foresight in bringing her in-laws along; that way, they would be a complete family wherever they went, and wouldn't have to worry about no one visiting their graves.

29. 279 韩 Han Caiyi’s Journey of Ten Thousand Miles 韩彩依万里路 Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天Marriage & Romance27k WordsCompleted Han Caiyi's Journey of Ten Thousand Miles 71Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 280 财 A Tycoon Hires Me to Marry a Yandere, and We Become the Doting Couple on a Dating Show 财阀租我娶病娇，恋综带娃成团宠 Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban379k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Feminine Looks + Dad Life + Cunning Little Darling + Dating Show] [Unconventional Pursuit of a Husband + No System, No Rebirth + Slight Yandere Vibes + One Heroine] After escaping from a mixed-race yandere woman for two and a half years, he raises a daughter he found and runs a small diner. Because he's so ridiculously handsome, a TV show selects him to be a female contestant. Gu Chen is furious: “Are you people okay? I'm a man, and you want me as a female contestan 4.4kReads7.0Score313Shelves

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    Looking for something light and funny? As a 15-year veteran reader, I've compiled a list of books with witty remarks, silly humor, and satisfying moments – all ones I've read and enjoyed. The first one, despite its low rating, is a new book that's absolutely hilarious. The male lead has androgynous features and a natural dry sense of humor. Everyone around him is a source of amusement. A yandere girl is constantly trying to get back at him, but he escapes and joins a dating reality show, where he becomes the center of attention and forms couples with many people. The yandere girl is exasperated, exclaiming, "You're really hungry! You can eat anything!"

31. 281 逆 A City Romance Between a Top Student and a Sales Goddess 逆袭学霸和销售女神都市情缘 Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天Modern Romance18k WordsCompleted A City Romance Between a Comeback Scholar and a Sales Goddess 103Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 282 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves
33. 283 恋 Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene 恋综：小作精她开拖拉机炸翻全场 Ranran Eats Just One Bowl然然只吃一碗Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrates into a book + dating reality show + entertainment industry + livestreaming + power fantasy + sweet romance] On her eighth transmigration into a book, Qin Ruo lands in a story full of secret identities as the foil to a wealthy family's real daughter: a cannon-fodder fake heiress. The real heiress comes from the countryside to the city, flaunting her many secret identities to put Qin Ruo in her place. The two of them even end up on the same dating show. Qin Ruo: Hm? Secret identitie 8.4kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves

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    These are all quite funny. The third book is the legendary skull, which I love; it's hilarious. In the first book, the female lead makes fun of herself. The third and ninth books are by the same author and have the same formula! Don't bother reading the side stories in the ninth book!

34. 284 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 16kReads8.0Score1.5kShelves

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    This is a super hilarious cultivation novel; I suggest you don't read it while eating.

35. 285 须 The Sumeru Ring: My Road to a Comeback 须弥戒，我的逆袭之路 Turning the Tide of the Mortal World逆转红尘Urban1.4M WordsOngoing I was reborn on a rainy night in late autumn. Not far away, my second uncle and his son were digging a pit for me, preparing to bury me in a graveyard. In my previous life, I woke up and escaped, never to return. I drifted through life, and just before I died, I came across a news report. On this very day, my second uncle sold my newlywed wife to human traffickers, leading to her being abused and killed. This time, I won't run away. Whoever digs the pit will be buried in it. 8.5kReads7.4Score783Shelves

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    [Crying][crying]

36. 286 报 Your Majesty, the Tyrant Can Read Minds 报告娘娘，暴君他有读心术 Three Two Five三二五Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After she touched the tyrant’s skull, which had been polished into a wine bowl, she unexpectedly transmigrated into the empress who died the most gruesome death in history. Every day, she plotted to kill the tyrant and become empress in her own right, unaware that he could read minds. When the tyrant fell gravely ill, she wept and begged Heaven to let her trade her own years of life for his safety. The tyrant was deeply moved, until he suddenly heard her thoughts: [If he’s so sick, hurry up and 6kReads9.3Score1kShelves
37. 287 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 68.6kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
38. 288 红 A Cultivator in the Mortal World 红尘修士 Tianchen Xingyu天辰星语Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted One day, Yun Xi's soul left Blue Star, and she fell into the vast world of cultivation. She never expected to start out as a lowly nobody, with a life as fragile as a blade of grass. In the face of despair, she seeks out opportunities, rises from the dust, and gradually stirs up the entire cultivation world! 6.1kReads8.5Score589Shelves
39. 289 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score—Shelves

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    These few are funny and entertaining.

40. 290 谋 The Thousand-Year-Old Scheming Consort 谋妃千岁 Gu Xige顾夕歌Ancient Romance959k WordsCompleted She is a powerful chancellor who holds sway over the court, a treacherous minister everyone wants dead. He is a hostage prince from Nanqin, noble and aloof, pure and untarnished, seemingly above worldly concerns. But it's all an act. In truth, he is ruthless, cruel by nature, devious, and calculating. Beneath the mask of an incapable hostage prince lies a formidable force capable of turning the world upside down. When the arrogant, brazen her and the cold, scheming him fall for each other, the m 105Reads8.0Score—Shelves
41. 291 土 The Potato Oracle’s All-Purpose Comeback Theory 土豆万能接话神棍论 Tao's World涛视界8k WordsCompleted The Potato: An All-Purpose Conversationalist and Mastermind 435Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 292 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
43. 293 快 Quick Transmigration: The Crazy Male Leads I Saved Have All Gone Off the Rails 快穿：拯救的疯批男主全翻车了 Little Cicada一只小蝉蝉Two Male Leads716k WordsCompleted (Quick transmigration + one-on-one romance + mutual devotion + sweet, satisfying romance) As a quick transmigration troubleshooter, Tang Tu's job is to clean up the messes left behind by quick transmigrators who fail their missions. To that end, he's played countless roles. After every mission, he follows the principle that if he dies fast enough, the crazed male lead can't hurt him, and manages to dodge one disaster after another. But one day, he wakes up to find the System gone and the crazed 7.2kReads9.4Score577Shelves
44. 294 直 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 41.7kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
45. 295 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 296 黏 Claymancers Are Weak? Ever Heard That Art Is an Explosion? 黏土师弱？可曾听闻艺术就是爆炸 The Puppet Taoist傀儡道人Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [Wildly satisfying] [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Invincible protagonist] [Genius protagonist] [Art is Patrick Star] The myriad races invade, and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. To save itself, the will of the world gives everyone a chance to awaken a profession at age seventeen and fight back! Li Xiao transmigrates into this world, only to awaken the useless lifestyle profession of clay artist! Who could have guessed that he would awaken a second lifestyle profession too: demolition expe 67.5kReads7.8Score6.6kShelves
47. 297 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 6kReads9.5Score965Shelves

    Reader note

    These books are all hilarious and very interesting. The authors' names are also very clever, especially the last one, which is my favorite.

48. 298 王 Your Highness, My Heart Is Willing but My Body Is Weak 王爷，心有鱼力不足 The Stranger Is as Beautiful as Jade陌上人如玉Ancient Romance761k WordsCompleted Yu Miaomiao, a former circus performer, fell from a high swing. When she opened her eyes again, she had become a red carp. Life as a fish was full of drama, but at least she had a good set of teeth. She could bite through anything, and everything tasted delicious. Who knew she’d accidentally swallowed the Ghost-Hand Prince’s Firecloud Pearl and nearly damaged something important on his person? That was how she got on his bad side. To escape being killed for the pearl, she needed to have a word 103Reads8.6Score—Shelves
49. 299 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 300 黑 The Black Lotus Returns Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear 黑莲花重生归来，婆家瑟瑟发抖 Rice Bowl 114饭碗114Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Original title: The Black Lotus Is Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear Short dramas: The Crazy Stepmother and New Life from Old Snow In her past life, Su An was abused by her husband. After she called the police, the officer told her it was a family matter and not their concern. She fled to her parents' home for help, but her grandmother said, “Take care of the kids, cook the meals, look after the elders, and hand over your wages every month. Then he won't hit you, will he? That's how it is 58.7kReads9.5Score7kShelves

    Reader note

    The first book tells the story of a woman who dies from domestic violence and is reborn on her first day of marriage. She begins by embracing the idea that "if I have no morals, no one can morally blackmail me," emphasizing that "if you're not good, I'm good." The second book is about a system where others can hear the inner thoughts of the female protagonist and a gossip-loving system, but the protagonist remains unaware.

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