Hilarious Stories That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing 超级搞笑的文，搞笑的肚子痛那种

1. 601 我 I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界 Muzi Mingming木子冥冥Modern Romance177k WordsOngoing [Comedic Infinite-Flow + Unhinged Power Fantasy + Absurd Humor + Slow-Burn, Sweet 1v1 Romance] [Fill-In-the-Blanks Agent Who Goes Wild vs. Cross-Dimensional Sucker of a CEO] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abruptly discontinued novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. The System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abruptly Discontinued Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an u 335Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I'm giving myself a shout-out to this story: an unpredictable plot-filling writer and a Stockholm Syndrome-like CEO whose worlds are constantly being created and destroyed. The female lead goes crazy filling in the plot holes of every discontinued novel! [Shy][shy]

2. 602 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 54.3kReads9.5Score7.8kShelves
3. 603 摄 The Regent Personally Teaches Me How to Seduce Him 摄政王手把手教我如何撩他 Su Qing素青Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted After Jing Yu transmigrated into the body of a cowardly prince who disguised herself as a man, the late emperor died. The regent, who held absolute power, successively executed all the late emperor’s sons, leaving only Jing Yu. Jing Yu decided to wait for death. She waited a long time. Just as she thought Nan Yuncheng had nearly forgotten about her, he suddenly surrounded her princely residence with his men and cornered her at the door to her bedroom. Nan Yuncheng: “I hear the prince likes men 3.5kReads9.3Score489Shelves

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   It's so funny, I had to stop even though I was up until midnight!

4. 604 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban373k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.8kReads—Score103Shelves

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   A funny and entertaining story, the kind that doesn't rely on tropes.

5. 605 异 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Flower-Waisted Wanderer花腰浪子Eastern Fantasy638k WordsOngoing Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 954Reads8.3Score105Shelves

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   Let's write something lighthearted, something to read when life gets stressful. I welcome your comments and feedback, and wish you all the best.

6. 606 你 You’re a Variety Show Star, So Why Is Your Acting This Good? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 你个综艺咖，演技这么好不要命了 Number One Litter Scooper壹号铲屎官Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Ye Feng, once a movie emperor, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a background celebrity who barely gets by on variety shows. His “fake” romance with a top-tier starlet is mocked across the internet. And that’s not all. The System he’s bound to is a useless support system that rewards and upgrades him based on the popularity he gets from his haters. “Ding! Reward: god-tier cooking skills.” “Ding! Reward: explosive sprinting power, enough to run 100 meters in just 9 seconds.” “Ding! Re 15.5kReads8.7Score1.1kShelves
7. 607 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.3kReads—Score223Shelves

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   A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the cultivation world. Through his wife's connections, he enters a celestial sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely refreshing, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate others with virtue, and employs clever tactics to overcome brute force. He speaks eloquently and is unmatched in verbal sparring. From a son-in-law of a celestial sect, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. [Heart]

8. 608 重 Back to 1996: Taking Down the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 重回1996：干翻供销社 Night Blue Sky夜蓝天空Urban396k WordsOngoing [Reborn] [Period] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Ensemble Cast] [Sweet Romance] [Modern Romance] At forty-eight, seasoned old hand Meng Qiheng touches an old mirror and returns to rural northern Jiangsu in 1996! From the start, he stops his father from signing away everything for a brick and tile factory. With just 2.5 yuan in startup capital, he uses his insider knowledge to catch and sell eels, sell rainproof tarps, and crush the state-run supply cooperative! He teams up with his buddies to open a vid 462Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's not just about making money, it's also hilarious, and it touches on brotherhood, parental love, and first love...

9. 609 穿 Transmigrating to a Female-Centric World to Set the City’s CEO Tyrants Straight 穿到女频，整顿满城霸总 Crunch Crunch嘎嘣蹦Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Male-oriented novel] My name is Lu Jingxiu, and I transmigrated into a world of domineering CEOs. Everyone here is worth hundreds of billions. If they are not the richest person in the country, they control both the underworld and the legitimate world, and casually act like outlaws above the law. And I am, unexpectedly, one of them. However, I am a man who believes in the law. So I decisively called the police, reported them under my real name, and launched a crackdown on organized crime. Befor 43.8kReads8.1Score1.7kShelves

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   My face is almost frozen from smiling.

10. 610 降 Descending Into His Heart 降临他心上 Scallion Egg Pancake葱香鸡蛋饼Modern Romance404k WordsCompleted [Physical edition available for preorder on April 4] + [Short drama now streaming] [Sweet youth romance] + [Both leads are pure] Zhou Ran, owner of Xiacheng’s most famous tattoo shop, is synonymous with coldness and wildness. The first time Xia Mian sees him, she barges into his tattoo shop and asks for a butterfly tattoo. “What color do you want?” “Green.” “What shade of green?” Xia Mian hesitates, then points to his light green hair. “That exact shade.” Zhou Ran: “?” - People in Xiacheng say t 31.6kReads9.5Score4.7kShelves

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    🥝🥝 Zhou Ran, the owner of the most famous tattoo shop in Xia City, is cold and wild. The first time he met Xia Mian, she barged into his shop wanting a butterfly tattoo. "What color do you want?" "Green." "Which green?" Xia Mian stammered, pointing to his light green hair. "I want this green." Zhou Ran: "?" This book is really amazing!!! It's been so long since I've finished a novel completely.

11. 611 四 Siheyuan: Wang Dapeng the Jester's Happy Life 四合院，乐子人王大鹏的快乐人生 Number One Water Fish水鱼一号Male-Channel Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted A hilarious, low-conflict period piece set in a Beijing courtyard, with a scheming protagonist, a professional troublemaker, and a real scoundrel's way of doing things. Wang Dapeng transmigrates into a courtyard full of villains, where he goes head-to-head with the residents and discovers that his reputation is taking a hit. His motto is: if you can't adapt to your surroundings, make them adapt to you. If you get soaked, don't let your opponents have umbrellas. So Wang Dapeng decides to make sur 58.3kReads8.9Score2.6kShelves

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    I've read over two hundred books in four months, and this one is the funniest.

12. 612 我 I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？ Who Knows Where知向谁边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final 32.7kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves
13. 613 科 The Hilarious Life of a Tech Guy 科技男的搞笑生活 Great River Water大河水Urban114k WordsOngoing This is not a System story. Wang Jian, a down-on-his-luck engineering student, was chosen by an AI from a thousand years in the future. Unfortunately, the AI was useless and unreliable, driving Wang Jian to roll his eyes in frustration. Left with no choice, he relied on his shameless, brave, and resilient nature to forge a hilarious and extraordinary tale. —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 614 新 New Utopia 新，乌托邦 Broken Strings in the Rain雨中断弦Urban379k WordsOngoing [Political Thriller] [Montage Style] [Psychologically Oppressive] [Dystopian] (The plot moves slowly at first. Please be patient and read to the end.) After the catastrophe, a city-state rose from the ground. People called it New Utopia. Beneath its gleaming order, those in power had long since ceased to be human. Monsters wore human skin and occupied the highest offices. Their eyes were connected, and everything was under surveillance. A colossal beast hung in the sky, while monsters roamed t 2.4kReads—Score204Shelves

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    I laughed like a baby in the middle of the night after seeing this.

15. 615 海 The Begonias Bloom for You Again 海棠今又为君开 Yi Shuang宜霜Ancient Romance556k WordsCompleted [Historical Romance + Sweet Romance + National and Family Feuds] In her previous life, Xiuyi trusted a scumbag and agreed to marry him, only to be pushed into a pond by a scheming white lotus and drown! Reborn, she opened a clinic, saved her father and brothers, kicked the scumbag to the curb, and schemed to have the white lotus die a gruesome death in prison. The cold-faced marquis, whose power held sway over the realm, drew her into his arms: “Don't worry! With me here, everything will be your 41.1kReads9.3Score4.3kShelves

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    She uncovers all the schemes hidden in the inner courtyard, and the female protagonist, reborn, calmly plots her revenge.

16. 616 我 I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁 Ou Er Du Na欧儿督娜Ancient Romance560k WordsCompleted [Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl 2.4kReads—Score252Shelves

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    Hiccups~ No rating but hilarious, just passing by and checking it out.

17. 617 主 The Protagonist Is Handsome and Hilarious 主角很帅且很搞笑 Little Orange Cheng小橙诚呀Eastern Fantasy87k WordsOngoing A hilarious blend of matchmaking and cultivation-world fantasy. The male and female leads are refreshingly uncomplicated, with no tired tropes. It’s very wholesome and a real treat to read. I recommend reading it again and again. That’s all. —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 618 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 50kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves

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    These two books recommended on Douyin are absolutely hilarious, absolutely laugh-out-loud funny! 🦋[Facepalm]💫[facepalm][shy] Invincible [cool][cool] Master-disciple relationship, bandit system, backer of the mountain king, the entire clan [wronged] sixth brother, the group's favorite, domineering dog🐶💫 Five years of listening to music in brothels [cool] The system couldn't sit still anymore, the urgent system wanted to [send a heart] and become sworn brothers with the host, not [send a heart] asking to [awkwardly laugh] be born on the same day, month, and year, nor asking to [laughing cry] on the same day, month, and year [vomiting] [spitting] [the synopsis is very [smirking] pale, after reading a few chapters, you'll be [petrified] laughing out loud [smirking][stunned]

19. 619 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Fourteen whole years! Fourteen years on the journey to the West to obtain the scriptures, traversing mountains and rivers, enduring wind and rain, sleeping in the open, suffering countless hardships, and seeing enough demons and monsters. Others go on pilgrimages to attain Buddhahood and transcend the mortal world, but I, Old Pig, went on pilgrimages purely to get a proper job, wash away my demonic past, and return peacefully to Gao Village to marry a wife! No matter how many beautiful female demons or gentle fairy maidens I encountered along the way, I only glanced at them with flirtatious words, at most enjoying the visual feast, my heart...

20. 620 闯 Heading to the Northeast: Lin Erni's Bumpy Road to Happiness 闯关东：林二妮的颠簸幸福路 Liu Piao留飘Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [No contrived twists] [No cheat powers] [Traditional] [Realistic] [Period] [Rural] [Hardship] [Inspirational] Lin Erni was born in Heze, Shandong, and married into Harbin in the Northeast. She struggled to get by amid the freezing snow in the mountains, then later had no one to rely on and went alone beyond the mountains to make a living. The first time, she was tossed from one place to another like a bag of steamed buns, made a child bride, and beaten and cursed. The second time, her father sol 22.3kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
21. 621 重 Reborn in My Second Year of High School, My Empress Deskmate Hasn’t Confessed Yet 重生高二，女帝同桌还未表白 Cute Demon King可爱魔王Urban273k WordsOngoing [Reborn] [Four-Person Team] [Dungeon Challenges] [One Heroine] [Lighthearted Comedy] This book is very funny, but the first dozen or so chapters aren't that good or funny. Please be patient and keep reading; it gets funny around chapters twenty or thirty. The book has a comic-book style, and its main tone is lighthearted comedy. (This is my first time writing, so I hope you'll offer suggestions for improvement ♡=•ㅅ<=)) After being reborn in his second year of high school, Fang Shaobai discovers 166Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is quite funny.

22. 622 一 One Slash, One Demon: Bro, Are You Done Pretending? 一刀一个妖魔，不是哥们不演了？ Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban2.4M WordsCompleted My name is Su Wuji. I physically transmigrated to a world where demons and monsters have returned 22 years ago. I thought I could live in peace, but it turns out everyone in this world is out of their minds! A demon is eating people, and I cut it down with one stroke, yet someone still shouts, “A demon’s life matters too”? I’ll give you two slaps right here! I joined the Demon-Slaying Bureau and became Jiangcheng’s most fearsome “Demon Crusher.” A night-crying demon possesses villagers? One 41.2kReads8.5Score3.1kShelves

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    The protagonist is truly invincible 🦀🦀, an unstoppable force with decisive killing and a demon-slayer. He starts by joining the Demon Slayer Division, becoming the most feared "Demon Slayer" in Jiangcheng.

23. 623 尸 Born of a Corpse, Carried in a Ghost's Coffin 尸生子，鬼抬棺 Jie Yu界玉Mystery3.3M WordsCompleted In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse! 211.7kReads9.6Score24.5kShelves

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    [Heart] Super hilarious! [Heart] I recommend 20 laugh-out-loud stories that will make your mom laugh so hard she'll spank you! If you don't like them, I'll do a live stream of myself drinking milk tea while doing a handstand! [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing]

24. 624 郡 The Commandery Princess Is Reborn and Back for Revenge 郡主重生杀回来了 Yi Shuang宜霜Ancient Romance281k WordsOngoing Zhang Jiayue, the Princess of Yufang, was talked into visiting the Sure-Win Gambling House by her half-brother and the Third Prince. She brought along her childhood friend Jiang Yunzhao. After winning at first, she began to lose and got hopelessly hooked, borrowing a million taels of silver. The gambling house came after her to collect, bringing down both the Prince’s and Marquis’s households. She was killed, too. Unable to let go, she was reborn on the road as the gambling house’s collectors cl 367Reads8.1Score100Shelves
25. 625 这 This Cultivation Method Is Way Too Fun 这修行方式也太好玩了吧 Abstract Big Senior Brother抽象大师兄Urban197k WordsOngoing The blood moon hung overhead, spiritual energy surged toward people as if released from a dam, and strange spirits darted everywhere. Li Ran crouched in front of a secondhand bookstall and casually picked up a little booklet whose cover was almost rotted away. [Scanned: Heart-Severing Blade Art] [Heart-Severing Blade Art: Draw the blade and draw blood, the target falls, then sheath the blade.] [Simplification complete] [Heart-Severing Blade Art = Break the Seven Taboos (the rules of mortal socie 110Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommended

26. 626 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 96.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves
27. 627 我 I Drive a Taxi, but I Don’t Pick Up Passengers, Only Female Ghosts and Models 我开出租不拉客，只拉女鬼和模特 I Want to Run Wild我要浪Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Pan Mudan kept her lips pressed tightly together, not daring to make a sound in case her husband heard... I used to be a company driver at a steel mill. Then the company laid people off. I spent eight thousand yuan on an almost-decommissioned commercial vehicle and started driving a taxi. My friends all said I'd struck gold! Even without the air conditioning on in summer, the car was chilly inside! 6kReads8.9Score558Shelves
28. 628 笑 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死，她都没道德，你绑架她干嘛 My Ears Don't Itch耳朵不痒Modern Romance356k WordsCompleted [Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never 13.4kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves

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    Family, I've been searching for "super hilarious stories, the kind that make your stomach hurt from laughing," and I've finally found "The Daily Life of a Ridiculous Scoundrel in the Capital" and "Laughing to Death, She Has No Morals, Why Did You Kidnap Her (Yao Yao Xiang Yu)." These two are absolutely 9.9-Point masterpieces. I read them on my way to and from get off work, and on the subway. I've read them three times already, every chapter is wonderful, and there are new surprises every time. I never get tired of them!

29. 629 我 I Ascended, but My Master Blew Up 我飞升了，但师尊炸了 Zi Dong紫冬Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [No System] [Cautious] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Scheming] [Half Immortal] On the first day Su Mo ascends to the Immortal Realm, his master blows himself up. The path to immortality is full of hardship. With his senior brothers and sisters helping him, Su Mo's immortal path is about to be cut short. After managing to keep his head down in the Immortal Realm, Su Mo discovers that the big shots there really have nothing better to do! He starts a livestream and immediately sparks a war between immo 2.5kReads7.9Score190Shelves

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    Don't look at the ratings, I genuinely recommend it.

30. 630 大 The Tang Dynasty's Mighty Imperial Uncle 大唐之国舅纵横 Lucky Mud Doll福气泥娃娃Historical1.1M WordsCompleted Transmigration, historical fiction, ancient times, political intrigue, heroic, no System, strong nation, court politics Dou Le transmigrates to the Tang dynasty. He plans to keep his head down in the early Tang and use the knowledge from his previous life to become a wealthy gentleman. But through a series of twists and turns, he becomes Li Yuan’s brother-in-law and Li Shimin’s uncle. From then on, the world loses an idle man, and the Tang gains an unparalleled statesman. He is the driving force 1.5kReads8.5Score108Shelves
31. 631 大 Appraising Treasures with My Main Account, and Beauties with My Alt 大号鉴宝，小号鉴宝贝 Young Master of the Lin Family林家小子呀Urban359k WordsCompleted [Livestreamed antiques appraisal] [Illustrations included] [Not a professional appraiser] [Lighthearted daily life] "No one will help me reach the clouds, so I'll tread through snow and climb to the summit myself." A wild card in the antiques world. A leg-appreciation expert. "Miss, your jade is so fair." [What jade?] [Jade legs count as jade too!] The documentary series The Great Lin Quan Appraisal continues to air. 1.3kReads6.9Score102Shelves

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    There are some funny stories. The first one is about a Taoist priest who's practically a walking Conan, causing trouble wherever he goes. The second one is about a spring, who's very active. The third one is a mindless read; the husband-chasing-the-cradles scene will have you laughing out loud.

32. 632 追 I Chased You, but You Ignored Me. Now That I'm Dead, You Chase Me? 追你你不理，死了才追夫？ One Squid at a Time一口一个鱿鱼仔Historical607k WordsOngoing [The regretful chase after the husband + multiple worlds + no forgiveness + tragic and emotionally devastating] Only after they lose him for good do they realize they regret it. Empress: “I'm sorry... Qingyun... I was wrong... You were the one I loved all along... Please, come back to me.” Heartless Daoist maiden: “So the Heartless Dao isn't truly heartless. It's the Red Dust Dao that cuts off all feeling. Qingyun, can you love me one more time? This time, I won't ignore you again.” Adopted youn 1.2kReads6.7Score105Shelves
33. 633 我 Me, a Funeral Streamer: I Inherit a Crematorium from the Start 我，丧葬主播，开局继承火葬场 Taking the Most Brutal Beating挨最毒的打Urban323k WordsCompleted This book is also known as: “Burning Gods and Ghosts at the Crematorium” “After the Supernatural Revival, I Hold Steady at the Crematorium” [No Female Lead] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Wei Kun inherited a crematorium. The System finally showed up when he was 28. That day, the crematorium had laid the village’s last elderly resident to rest. Wei Kun was on the verge of bankruptcy and closure. He came across a KTV streamer in a drunken state, showing off her looks for views while su 2.7kReads8.9Score204Shelves

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    Just enjoy the emo vibes; having fun is the most important thing. Who cares about logic or not? Just have some fun!

34. 634 我 I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计，女帝直呼活阎王 A Little Crooked有点歪Historical2.9M WordsCompleted Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b 19.3kReads8.3Score2kShelves
35. 635 系 System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行 Yang Le Ge Yang11洋了个洋11Eastern Fantasy171k WordsOngoing Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Try it out, it'll be fun!

36. 636 完 Oh No, Even the Great Sage, Sun Wukong, Wants to Eat Tang Monk! 完蛋了，齐天大圣孙悟空也想吃唐僧肉 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸Male-Channel Fanfiction6k WordsCompleted Oh no, even the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, wants to eat Tang Monk's flesh. 160Reads—Score—Shelves

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    That's hilarious.

37. 637 装 Play Dumb, Snack on Gossip, and Snag All the Sect's Juicy Secrets 装个傻，吃个瓜，宗门猛料一手抓 I'm Really a Salted Fish真的是咸鱼Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted cultivation-world daily life + hilarious gossip + everyone’s darling grows up] [Male lead, warm and cozy, sweet romance] Jiang Bingbing falls into a sewer and wakes up as the junior sister of Immortal Jade Peak, a famous little fool in the cultivation world. Afraid the immortals might think she’s taken over someone else’s body, she has no choice but to keep acting foolish. But seriously. Why do all these cultivators have so many secrets? The eldest senior sister, who treats the sec 14.2kReads9.3Score2kShelves

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    🍅The female protagonist opens her eyes to find herself transformed into the junior sister of Immortal Jade Peak, a well-known fool in the cultivation world. Afraid the immortals will misunderstand and think she's possessed, she can only continue to play the fool. But... Why do these people in the cultivation world have so many secrets?! The eldest senior sister, who treats the sect rules as inviolable, tells her, "Junior sister, I like Master." "Hehe..." Ginger Cake clumsily chuckles, drooling. The second senior brother, who wouldn't even dare kill a chicken, says, "Junior sister, how about killing everyone in the immortal sect to pay for my family's demise?" "Ugh..." Ginger Cake trembles.

38. 638 外 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ Clear Summer Night夏夜晴朗Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.7kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
39. 639 逃 Fleeing Famine: Honey, There's a Ginseng Plant Here 逃荒：相公，这里有株人参 Enjoy Every Day开心过每一天Ancient Romance751k WordsCompleted The 22nd-century all-around champion assassin Gao Zhijun transmigrates one day into the body of a 13-year-old farm girl. In a year of famine, she flees with her family. After her original body's grandmother causes trouble, the villagers drive them out. They run into bandits, and her whole family is killed, leaving only her eldest brother's eight-month-old son. She has to be both father and mother, carrying her eight-month-old nephew as she flees into the Great Forest Mountains. She has neither a 5.2kReads8.6Score889Shelves

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    The female protagonist transmigrates to ancient times and possesses a "beating up scumbags" system. Relying on the system, she beats up unfaithful men and scumbags in ancient times and makes a fortune.

40. 640 人 At the Paris Olympics, My Homeroom Teacher Is Nagging Me to Turn In My Homework 人在巴黎奥运，班主任催交作业 Powerful Dopey Goose强大的呆头鹅Sports649k WordsCompleted Some people spend summer vacation playing games, some spend it taking extra classes, and others are so swamped with summer homework that they're at their wits' end. With the Paris Olympics around the corner, 17-year-old Jiang Yuan becomes a reserve athlete in both the high jump and triple jump thanks to the System. Then, the day before the competition, all the starters get injured. Sports Bureau Director: "Young man, the country needs you!" Jiang Yuan: "Competing is exhausting. I really don't wa 9kReads7.6Score1kShelves
41. 641 大 Great Tang: Only Defying the Emperor's Order Makes You Stronger 大唐：抗旨才能变强 Sima Yi Waving a Fan摇扇子的司马懿Historical2.1M WordsCompleted He transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty and gets a frustrating System: the only way to grow stronger is to defy imperial orders. It's like dancing on the edge of a blade, constantly courting death. Yet, against everyone's expectations, no matter how recklessly he acts, Li Shimin and Empress Zhangsun dote on him and indulge his every whim. Even the protagonist himself has no idea why. As it turns out, he is the first child Li Shimin and Zhangsun had together, a poor little boy wh 110.6kReads8.8Score13.8kShelves
42. 642 穿 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者，嫌疑人都爱上我 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear 10kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves
43. 643 三 Three Kingdoms: Cao Cao Overheard My Inner Thoughts, Though I Was Just Trying to Keep My Head Down 三国：苟神的我被曹操偷听了心声 Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [System] + [cautious survival] + [laid-back] + [farming] + [dual protagonists] + [comedy] My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. From the start, I became a low-ranking civil official in Cao Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu. But fighting battles is a high-risk job. What’s the difference between having only a 98 percent chance of winning and throwing your life away? My goal in life is to keep my head down, stay safe, and be a lazy fish by Cao Cao’s side, enjoying a quiet 15.5kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
44. 644 爽 This Is Awesome! I Beat Up a Scumbag Right After I Transmigrated 爽歪歪，刚穿过来就暴打渣男 Enjoy Every Day开心过每一天39k WordsCompleted This is amazing! I just got here and already beat the hell out of a scumbag! 5Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 645 鬼 The Ghost Valley of Mad Spirits: A Collection of Ghost Stories 【痴鬼谷】鬼故事合集 Wu Tang吴漛Fantastical Romance4.9M WordsOngoing A collection of short ghost stories from the video account "Chi Gui Gu," letting you enjoy ghost stories in pure text, free of videos and sound effects. Each installment features one scary story, perfect for listening to or reading before bed. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 646 我 I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷 Cong Yue丛月Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn 129kReads9.5Score51.4kShelves

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    These cultivation novels are hilarious! The first one, "Little Junior Sister Cries," is the one I just finished reading. The female lead isn't spoiled or pretentious; she encounters a group of adorable senior brothers and sisters. The plot is fresh and funny, full of twists and turns, even managing to make her opponents gasp for air! 😂😂😂 I couldn't stop reading!

47. 647 爱 Our Love Has Reached Its End; From Now On, the Sun and Moon Shall Never Meet 爱已落幕，从此日月不相逢 Enjoy Every Day开心过每一天20k WordsCompleted Love’s curtain has fallen. From now on, the sun and moon shall never meet again. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 648 政 Zheng Ge: Becoming Zhuge Kongming's Strategist 政哥：给诸葛孔明当军师 Wu Tang吴漛Historical249k WordsCompleted Wu Zheng, a Three Kingdoms content creator, gets struck by lightning while roasting a drama on livestream and transmigrates to the thirteenth year of Jian'an, seven days before the Battle of Red Cliffs. Armed with all the answers from the complete Records of the Three Kingdoms and Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he drops into Xiakou and becomes Zhuge Liang's "deputy." Zheng thinks he can breeze through an open-book exam, only to discover that history is an invigilator who constantly changes the q 2Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 649 直 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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    🌉🌉I stumbled upon these two books and they were hilarious from beginning to end! They're so funny and silly, I laughed myself to death reading them all night long. I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe! [Laughing][laughing] Every chapter is full of laughs, much better than other online novels. They're really enjoyable to read and definitely worth checking out.

50. 650 吃EN Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了 Slightly Shallow Dimples梨涡有点浅Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi 38.5kReads9.2Score5.3kShelves

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    These two books perfectly match the questioner's requirements! They're absolutely hilarious, I laughed until my stomach hurt, and the neighbors could hear me laughing. The first one is an entertainment industry novel with wilderness survival elements. The protagonist's abilities speak for themselves, and the father's actions later on really touched me. The second one is a mind-reading and gossip-eating novel with a fantastic ancient Chinese setting. The female lead transmigrates into the book, reads minds, and enjoys gossip—life is wonderful!

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