The Tomb Raider’s Son Won’t Let Him Play with the Dog

Name: The Tomb Raider’s Son Won’t Let Him Play with the Dog
Author: Sui Sui Is a Bad Cat

盗墓小哥的儿子不让他跟狗玩

by Sui Sui Is a Bad Cat (岁岁是只坏猫)

Status: Completed
Length: 506k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Talented little kid + comedy and healing + doting on the big brother

Zhang Haike, who had suffered at the hands of the wicked concubine, was reborn. He wanted to bring back the clan leader and defeat the wicked concubine, but... he just wasn't strong enough.

So he brought out his ultimate secret weapon: Zhang Xiaoyu, the monkey-like young clan leader of the Hong Kong Zhang family.

The rebellious eight-year-old was adopted into Little Brother's household and became the son of Mute Bottle. From finding his new dad annoying to adoring him, he talks tough but dotes on his dad in every way.

To stop Wu Xiaogou from becoming his stepmother, the young clan leader accompanies his new dad over mountains and seas. Amid easygoing laughter, he helps Little Brother experience the warmth of family.

Zhang Xiaoyu transmigrates and is reborn with a System, but his System ships Bottle and Xie. The host and System bicker fiercely, but when trouble comes, they unite against outsiders.

Completely healing and not angsty at all. It gets funnier as the story goes on. Zhang Xiaoyu excels both at spoiling his dad and at getting him into trouble. Of course, the one who gets pranked the worst is Black Glasses.

Little Brother: When there's danger, my son saves me. When there's no danger, my son is the biggest danger.

Black Glasses: My nephew really does give me money, but he sure knows how to screw over his uncle. He nearly made me not want money anymore.

Wu Xiaogou: I've behaved, please let me off!

Zhang Haike: Tremble, wicked concubine! Heh heh heh heh!

Other names

Tomb Raiding: The Zhang Family's Young Clan Leader Rejects the Enchantress盗墓：张家少族长拒绝妖妃Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

233Chapters

4.3kReads · 30 days

412.5kReads · all time

399Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.0Score

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The plot is alright, but the part about Wu Xie is a bit unsettling. I've read a lot of Tomb Raider fanfiction, and very few focus on the Evil Emperor's side. It's too controversial. Most of them portray the trio as brothers, or even ambiguous relationships, with the two of them as the main characters.
84 likes1y ago
I love this story so much! I hope the later plot will move away from the Nine Gates and Wu Xie! Keep up the good work, author! ✊
68 likes2y ago
This book deserves full marks, it's so good! It's the one I love most. I hate Wu Xie, I hate Wu Xie. Let Xiao Ge and Hei Xiazi be the only ones who truly shine!!! I feel like Xiao Ge suffered the most in *The Grave Robbers' Chronicles*, and this book makes up for it. I love it so much! It's also the only book on my bookshelf that I read. The first thing I do every morning is check it out. Author, please keep up the good work! Extra chapters, another book, I'll definitely keep reading!!!
55 likes1y ago
I really like the author's writing style. I followed the previous two books on and off; the writing is smooth and vivid, and the humor is natural and full of life. However, since I don't particularly like the Pingxie pairing (I just find it a bit strange), I basically skipped that part. I really like the theme of the author's new book; the idea of Xiao Ge raising a child is just too exciting!
44 likes1y ago
① It employs personification, giving human qualities to the protagonist and the author. ② Through language and psychological description, it showcases Ling Fen's intelligence as profound as the oxygen in the upper atmosphere, his logic as orderly as the security situation in the Middle East, and his knowledge of the original work as extensive as a kindergarten child.
40 likes1y ago
It's so good!!! Perfect for someone like me who hates Wu Xie but likes Liu Sang (the hapless one).
31 likes1y ago
It's very well written. Although I don't particularly dislike Wu Xie, I don't want the relationship between Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling to end. Xiao Ge has suffered too much, and it's so good to see him living a good life.
28 likes1y ago
It's really good, I love Xiao Hua so much! It's just that the system and the protagonist aren't on the same page. I hope it won't be like the Pingxie story in the future. [Please update more often!][Please update more often!]
26 likes1y ago
This book is really good, but it's not very friendly to Wu Xie. After all, the protagonist is Xiao Ge's family (son). Going into tombs with Wu Xie always means getting hurt and suffering bad luck. But watching Wu Xie get into trouble is really satisfying. After all, no matter how you look at it, it's clear that the younger brother has given more; Wu Xie is like a leech, clinging to him and sucking his blood.
24 likes1y ago
It looks good. I hope he stays away from the Nine Gates and that the young official can live a peaceful and happy life without suffering so much.
19 likes1y ago