Books So Funny the Neighbor's Dog Would Bark at You for Making Noise in the Middle of the Night 半夜笑到隔壁狗听了都得骂扰民的书
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1972: The Youthful Years of the Red Flag 1972,红旗招展的青春年代
[Period] [Book Transmigration] [Reborn] [Sent-down youth] [Great Northern Wilderness] [Scheming male lead] [One heroine] [Pure romance] [Smart characters] [Decisive and ruthless] [Black market] [Political career] [Countryside] [Special historical era] In the spring of 1972, as Chu Miaohong rode a train to the Great Northern Wilderness to join a rural work team, she casually tossed an old envelope into the wind. Meanwhile, in 2024, Zhang Hongcheng happened to come into possession of an old, worn-
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Let's Make Each Other Jealous! You Fawn Over Your Dream Girl, I'll Flirt With the Disabled Prince Next Door 互绿!你舔白月光,我撩隔壁残王
[Complete] [The second male lead's redemption through pursuing his wife + devoted husband male lead finds salvation + strong female lead + transmigration + mistaken bride + medical princess + space + outspoken characters + no misunderstandings + no mistresses + lighthearted comedy] Murong Zhuque, a doctor in a special-ops team, dies on a mission and transmigrates to an alternate ancient world as a sacrificial bride. On her wedding day, she's supposed to bow to a rooster. And after the wedding, h
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The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱
“Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of
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Spring's Joy, Year After Year 岁岁春欢
[The print edition of Years of Spring Joy is now available on all platforms] [Heroine and scumbag reborn + male lead transmigrates + mutual salvation + play the pig to eat the tiger] At seventeen, Shen Jiasui married Lu Yunzheng. The Shen and Lu families were both military dynasties, making them a formidable match. Two years into their marriage, Lu Yunzheng defeated the enemy kingdom and won renown across the land. But the Shen family was condemned for treason and executed to the last member. On
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Little Plum Blossom, Can I Kiss You Again Today? 小青梅,今天能不能也亲一下?
[Blunt, goofy ray of sunshine × Scheming, tsundere fake tough guy] [Childhood sweethearts + Mutual devotion] When Lu Lin was a kid, he was such a menace that even dogs were afraid to wag their tails in front of him. But at some point, a soft little girl started following him around... along with her cat. Lin Yang trotted along behind Lu Lin every day. To his face, she called him “Boss” with the utmost enthusiasm, but really, she was just looking for free food and lodging. At first: “Boss, give m
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Beast Taming: From the Start, I Got a Monkey and a Cheat 御兽:开局一只猴,一个挂
[Beast Taming + Simplification + No Romance + Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment] Yi Tian transmigrates to a world of beast taming and obtains a Simplified Beast Taming System. Anything related to beast taming can be simplified. From the start, he forms a contract with a stone monkey that loves liquor! They say stone monkeys have no evolution path? Then I'll create one! Add a staff, some armor, and a cloud to ride on. Nice, that's got the right feel! When the assembled geniuses see the stone monkey s
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Tomb Raiding: What Do I Do After Stealing Something Off the Clan Leader from the Start? 盗墓:开局偷到族长身上肿么办?
[Lighthearted comedy, no romance in the main story, an unconventional protagonist] Zhang You's nickname was Zhang Sneaky. After pulling off one last trick, he retired to the world of Grave Robbers' Chronicles. So much for retirement. Why was his start so miserable? He'd been starving for three days, and didn't have a single cent on him! Luckily, he still had the skills left behind by his shady System. But where was he supposed to find money for food out in the middle of nowhere? Sorry, buddy, bu
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The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了,我成了系统
What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the
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The Rebellious Junior Sister and Her Maniac Disciple Turn the Cultivation World Upside Down 反骨师妹带着疯批亲传掀翻修真界
[Just started getting ratings, and the score is low. Don’t let that fool you \(`Δ’)/] [A little ensemble cast + a little everyone’s favorite + cultivation + some silliness + a bit mindless = this book = Yu Jiu ≠ the author] What do you do when you quick-transmigrate to the cultivation world without getting a script? Yu Jiu’s answer: Go crazy, of course! As one of the sect’s chosen disciples, what do you think? Yu Jiu thought for a moment. “There don’t seem to be many normal people among the chos
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System: This Is Unfair! I'm Really Not a Genius 系统:冤枉啊,我真不是天才
[Comedy + no holier-than-thou heroine + snark + smart characters + no female lead + System] “Cultivation? I, Yun Tianyu, would never cultivate in this life!” [Ding! System reward: Innate Master of Slacking Physique] “What!? I can gain cultivation automatically without training?” “If I train on purpose, my cultivation won’t increase. It’ll actually go down!” “Ah??? System, if that’s how it works, then I, Yun Tianyu, am now the person who loves cultivation most in the world!” “It’s just a pity tha
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Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵:抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶
[Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w
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After Reading His Mind, the Celibate Tycoon Spoiled the Little Playboy Rotten 读心后禁欲大佬把小纨绔宠上天了
[Male-male romance + mutually devoted, one-on-one couple + sweet indulgence + a little goofy] [Mind-reading, abstinent, scheming fatherly CEO Qin Zhiyan × Cocky yet timid, spoiled and pretty young master Tang Keyi, adored by his whole family] The young master of the Tang family, Tang Keyi, is stunningly handsome but notoriously spoiled, and he even declares that he'll marry no one but Qin Zhiyan! Qin Zhiyan is the head of the capital's most powerful family, aloof and abstinent, with no interest
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I Overheard the Real Heiress’s Thoughts, and My Seven Brothers Went Wild 偷听真千金心声,七个哥哥发疯了
[Family Mind-Reading + Whole-Family Darling + Chaotic, Ridiculous, Brain-Off Meme-Fueled Wish Fulfillment] Mu Shengsheng was reborn. In her previous life, all seven of her brothers were framed. Some died, some were crippled, and some went to prison. The Mu family was ruined. This time, she was determined to protect her family, expose the mastermind, and save them all! Mu Shengsheng looked at the fake heiress being manipulated: [My dear sister, unrelated by blood! You could've lived like a proper
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Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔
[Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou
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After Being Kidnapped, I Kidnap the Western Regions' Young Lord and Bring Him Back to the Central Plains 被拐后,我反拐西域少主回中原
[Young lord of the Western Regions × Princess of Sheng'an] Ye Zhaoyu was born into the imperial family. She figured she'd surely been dealt the pampered darling's script in life, so she wisely decided to coast. But she never expected to take a wrong turn and be kidnapped to the Western Regions. By a stroke of bad luck, she was sent to the bed of a deranged young lord known as a demon's lair and a living Shura. She immediately switched into survival-and-escape mode, determined to flee back to the
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Book Transmigration: I Pretended to Be a Simp, but the Male Lead Read My Mind 穿书:假装舔狗却被男主读心了
[Male-male romance + mind-reading + lighthearted + no-brainer fun + sweet romance + devoted to each other] Lin Sheng is a corporate wage slave. One night, while working overtime at the office, he suddenly ‘fell asleep.’ When he woke up, he discovered he was inside the world of a novel. He was also bound to a dogged-pursuit System. His mission: become the male romance lead's number-one bootlicker! The kind who keeps groveling until he loses his life. Lin Sheng refused. How could his noble soul po
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Be Good, Baby, and You’ll Get Candy. Run Away or Rebel, and I’ll Break Your Legs 宝贝乖乖有糖吃,逃跑造反腿打断
[Male lead with obsessive tendencies + marriage before love + groveling for forgiveness + long-planned scheme + 8-year age gap + devoted 1v1] Mi Tangtang and Ling Mohan got married on a whim. He loved her like a madman and doted on her with his whole heart. She hugged a stray dog, and Ling Mohan got jealous, slaughtered it, and tricked her into eating it. She casually lied that she was on her period, and Ling Mohan searched through her sanitary napkins. When she got pregnant, Ling Mohan actually
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From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古,苟到天荒地老
[Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up
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What a Display of Filial Piety! The Crazy Little Girl Is Addicted to Face-Slapping 哄堂大孝!疯批小姑娘她打脸上瘾
[Completed] [Feel-good story + devoted couple + lighthearted comedy + contrasting personalities + secret identities + showbiz + no rebirth] A brazen, outrageous, sociable, sharp-tongued little mercenary girl VS an obedient, well-mannered, aloof princely heir, as untouchable as a flower on a high peak (Content warning: The male lead is breathtakingly beautiful and utterly useless at first, but there’s a twist later.) On the first day after returning to China, Jiang Wanxing runs into a man as beau
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After Becoming the Overbearing CEO's Sister, I Gave Up Trying 穿成霸总他妹后我摆烂了
Xu Tang transmigrated into a book as the overbearing CEO’s younger sister. The original version of her was a menace who’d joined the entertainment industry, and now Xu Tang had to clean up her messes. During a livestream, a hater asked, “Why are you pretending to be pitiful?” Xu Tang put in some eye drops and choked out, “How else am I supposed to cash in? We’re all working stiffs here, buddy. Give me a break.” On a variety show, during a truth-or-dare segment, she was asked, “What’s the most me
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After My Thoughts Were Exposed, the Possessive CEO Forced Me to Love Him 泄露心声后被偏执总裁强制爱了
[Two Male Leads | Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts | Silly, Sweet Romance] Xiang Xi, who spent his whole life plagued by bad luck before dying of cancer, transmigrated into a popular novel as the CEO's vain male spouse. The original Xiang Xi was vain, shallow, and vicious. He considered his comatose husband a burden and secretly mistreated him! But when Xiang Xi bound himself to a lucky System that let him rack up points by cuddling important people, he realized... The man in bed wasn't a burden
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My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬,那我只能开挂了
The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!”
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So Satisfying! The Real Heiress Hates Everyone Equally 爽爆!真千金她平等的痛恨所有人
[Going Off the Rails + Entertainment Industry + Feel-Good Revenge + Epic Face-Slapping + No Forgiveness + The Whole Family Gets What They Deserve] Going off the rails is the most powerful weapon for fighting back against the world. During an outdoor livestreaming variety show, the guests lost contact with the production crew. The sweet, gentle girl who was kind in public led the others in isolating and bullying Chu Yiyi, the scandal-ridden star everyone loved to hate. In response to the bullying
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The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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I Transmigrated to the 1970s and Lie Flat, Gossiping and Watching the Show 穿进七零我躺平吃瓜看戏
[Two male leads + bottom-centric + period setting + transmigrate into a book + sweet romance + gossip + personal space + everyday life] Lin Songqing was accidentally killed by a zombie and brought into a book by a gossip System. In this unfamiliar world, what was he supposed to do? One melodramatic mess after another, and a plotline that had gone completely off the rails. Luckily, someone was always by his side. Lin Songqing gradually let loose with the System, indulging in the juiciest gossip a
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I Went to the Wrong Grave and Mistook a Female Ghost for One of My Own 上错坟,不小心把女鬼当成自己人
[One female lead, the male lead isn't invincible, not a wish-fulfillment story, supernatural, metaphysics. If it's not your cup of tea, please don't flame. This story is entirely fictional. The leads practice both Buddhism and Taoism. If you're the type to nitpick, read with caution!] “Year after year, I come to pay respects to my ancestors, yet year after year I'm still stuck working. I'm not happy over here, and you might be going hungry over there. Bless your grandson with a prosperous year,
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My Years in the Great Ming 我在大明那些年
[The first long-life novel set in the Ming Dynasty on the entire internet] Li Qing transmigrates to the early Ming Dynasty and, through a twist of fate, becomes a disciple of Zhang Landa. He lives a carefree life for years. In the fifteenth year of the Hongwu era, Empress Ma falls gravely ill, and by chance, Li Qing becomes her attending physician. From then on, Li Qing begins his journey through the Ming Dynasty. He experiences the bloodshed and turmoil of the Hongwu era and gets caught up in t
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After They Read My Mind, the Powerful One Set His Sights on Me 被读心后我被大佬盯上了
When Huo Suihan was bound to a gossip System just as his second older brother was about to be kicked out of the family, he used its power to expose the truth about how his brother had been swindled and help him see the true colors of the person he'd secretly loved for years. From then on, he embarked on a life of following the gossip. One day, it was his eldest brother's subordinate, who turned against him out of jealousy and tried to leak company secrets. The next, it was his father's childhood
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Reincarnated in Another World, Starting as a Crab 异世界转生从螃蟹开始
In the Myriad Worlds, you randomly reincarnate as different species. A lighthearted story, not brainless, and not about killing everything in sight. I reincarnated in another world as a clawed creature. I really did have claws, because I was a crab! The good news: I brought a System with me. The bad news: My luck seemed pretty lousy. Just as I was about to crawl ashore, I got caught, and now I was about to be steamed. Fortunately, the System came through. As long as I survive, I keep earning Sur
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The Disabled CEO Can Hear the Mute Boy’s Thoughts 残废总裁能听到小哑巴的心声
[Two male leads + monogamous couple + mind reading + wealthy family + both disabled + marriage before love] After a soul swap, Ye Ran spends three years adrift in another world. When he returns, his family renders him mute and dumps him at his maternal grandmother’s home in the countryside. After a month of struggling to get by, he finds a disabled young master. During his three years in the other world, he saw how most people in this world would end up. He knows this man is the disabled second
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The Delicate Beauty Wants a Hug, and Ninth Master Xie Kneels to Coax Her 娇软美人要抱抱,谢九爷下跪哄她
A composed, cold-hearted man in power X a sweet, flirtatious, airheaded beauty "Both are each other's first love + Eight-year age gap + Sweet, alluring romance + Not a strong female lead" Yu Jinghua was raised in luxury. With skin like ice and jade, she was charming and alluring. She had planned to seduce the young master of the Xie family to ease her family's crisis. Instead, by a twist of fate, she fell into the arms of the young master's “dad.” From then on, the peony had a branch to lean on.
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The Little Darling Has Arrived! She Drops In and Blows Up the Tycoon’s Empire 小奶团驾到!空降炸翻大佬集团
[Adorable Child + Family's Darling + Three and a Half Years Old + Metaphysics + Obsessive Love + Sweet Romance] The wealthy Yan family of the imperial capital had a long line of sons before finally welcoming a little girl. But the baby girl disappeared not long after she was born. The whole Yan family searched themselves frantic, but found nothing. Three years later, just as the family was on the verge of collapse, little Yan Chuchu suddenly reappeared and knocked on the Yan family’s door. From
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My Junior Sister Takes an Unorthodox Path to Immortality 师妹她修仙不走寻常路
[Ridiculous cultivation + ensemble cast finding redemption + System + no romance] When the lazy second senior sister discovered she was a villainess, she became a workaholic √ Faced with a sect full of protagonists, Chao Zhao decided to join their foils instead: a sect full of villains. At first, Chao Zhao was brimming with ambition, eager to learn the art of villainy from the new sect's big shots. But could someone please tell her The cultivation world's only Sword Saint, her master, was a blin
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The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令
[Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave
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Book Transmigration: After the CEO Gains Mind-Reading Powers, I Die of Embarrassment 穿书:霸总有了读心术后我社死了
[A wild, untamable, endlessly dramatic bottom with a rich inner monologue VS a stoic, secretly flirtatious top] (Transmigrate into a book + mind reading + everyone's darling + goofy comedy + sweet romance + going off the rails) Gu Yan transmigrated into a book. Worse, he became a fussy character whom everyone despised. The System told him that if he followed the plot through to the divorce, he'd receive a hundred million. For that hundred million, Gu Yan worked hard to play the role of a pretty
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True Young Master Saves the Soul Pet World by Eating Melons 被读心后真少爷靠吃瓜拯救魂宠界
[Two male leads + mind reading + gossip + powerful leads + Beast Taming + comedy] Si Er transmigrated into a novel and became the legitimate young master, a cannon-fodder character who had already died before he could even appear. The novel’s adored male lead was the fake young master. The fake young master was a dark-hearted schemer, beautiful and innocent-looking but ruthless. Si Er didn’t dare confront him head-on, so he decided to find an academy that provided room and board and stay there f
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I Became the Entertainment World's Top-Tier Star Through Cultivation 我靠修道成了娱乐圈顶流
[Completed + ancient-to-modern transmigration + goofy comedy] Jiang Yue Bai, master of the Tianyue Taoist Temple, blew himself up while carelessly refining a pill. After kicking the bucket, Master Jiang found himself in a whole new era. Spiritual energy was scarce, and his skills were useless here. Was Master Jiang scared? Not a chance. His heart was as vast as the sky, big enough to hold the whole world. In this age of unity, what difference did it make where he went wild? So Master Jiang went
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I Swapped Bodies with the Tyrant, and Everyone in the Marquis’s Household Gets Beaten Every Day 和暴君互穿,侯府众人天天被家暴
[Delicate Noblewoman vs. Rough-Hewn Tyrant, body swap, lighthearted wish-fulfillment] [Gloomy Yin-Yang Master / High-Martial-Arts Airhead] Li Weilan was reborn. In her previous life, the Marquis's household stripped her of everything. They slandered her, disfigured her, and had her shoved into a lake in the dead of winter. She died full of hatred. Reborn at last, she planned to use her head start to avoid the same fate. But instead, she woke up in the body of the tyrant who had slaughtered a hun
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The Not-So-Dominant CEO and His Lazy Stepmother 不霸气总裁与咸鱼后妈
The short drama The Not-So-Domineering CEO and His Laid-Back Stepmom is now streaming on Hongguo. [Sweet romance + comedy + marriage first, love later + straightforward leads + both leads speak their minds] [Content warning 1: The son is the male lead’s biological child. Please don’t read if that bothers you.] [Content warning 2: Around twenty chapters feature variety shows in the entertainment industry. They’re just a side story where the heroine watches the drama unfold! She never enters the e
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The Junior Sister Leads the Entire Sect to Become Villains 小师妹她带着全宗门当反派
Yu Shuangshuang transmigrated into a cultivation novel full of admirers. Every named male supporting character in the book was one of the female lead’s fish. She, on the other hand, was a cannon-fodder supporting character. In the future, one of the female lead’s suitors would kill her just to curry favor with the heroine… Yu Shuangshuang: “…” She decided it would be best to lie low in a small sect and quietly grow stronger. But every single person in the sect was a genius, and every one of
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A Real Heiress with Mystical Powers Livestreams Her Fortune-Telling Sessions 玄学真千金直播算命日常
[No romance + livestreaming + fortune-telling + ghost-hunting + entertainment industry] Ke Xue is a nobody in the entertainment industry. Then one day, news breaks that she is the real daughter of a prestigious feng shui family, while the fake heiress is none other than top-tier star Su Menghan! Su Menghan’s parents insist she is their only daughter. Her brother looks down on Ke Xue for her scandal-ridden reputation and says she brings shame on the Su family. The family’s feng shui master even
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She Went to the Wrong Blind Date and Flash-Married a Pig Farmer 相亲找错人,闪婚嫁了个养猪的
[Marriage First, Love Later + A Cast of Goofballs + No Disgusting Love Rivals, No Soap-Opera Drama, Just Enough to Make You Spit Blood] The heroine raises chickens, the hero raises pigs, and the supporting cast raises fish, herds sheep, or just hangs around. The first few chapters play out normally. After that, things get ridiculous... This is a story about a CEO and a country girl; This is a story about a chicken farmer and a pig farmer; This is a story about a man and a woman; As the story unf
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First-Year Internship—And You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters?! 大一实习,你跑去749收容怪物
[Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster
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From the Start, I Had a Black Card: A Carefree Fish in a CEO Romance 开局一张黑卡,我在霸总文当咸鱼
“After we’re married, you can do whatever you want and buy whatever you like, but don’t go coveting things that are beyond your reach.” Shen Moze tossed a black card in front of Gu Miaomiao with a cold expression. The vicious supporting actress, Gu Miaomiao, was ecstatic inside: My cold husband never comes home, and I still get to spend his money! So Gu Miaomiao started living however she pleased. She casually joined a variety show, and somehow became an overnight sensation across the internet!
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To Hell with the Tragic-Novel Heroine! I Want to Become a Demon-Slaying Celestial Venerable 去他丫的虐文女主,老娘要做捉妖天尊
The serious blurb: Yan Zi was so enraged by a tragic romance novel that she died, only to become the heroine of that very novel. The moment she entered the story, she found herself at the plot's turning point. The villainous male lead was about to strip her of her memories, magic, and divine status, then send her down to the mortal world. Yan Zi immediately turned and ran, jumping down to the mortal world herself and landing in the thatched hut where the injured God of Cultivation was recuperati
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The Fake Heiress Goes Viral for Gabbing and Slacking Off on Variety Shows! 假千金在综艺吃瓜摆烂爆红了!
[Fake Heiress + Mind-Reading + Gossip + Hilarious] After 22 years of life, Tang Xin is exposed as a fake heiress and kicked out of her family. She knew it! She couldn’t possibly be a member of the Tang family. Everyone in the family is a workaholic. How could they have given birth to a slacker like her? After being kicked out, Tang Xin suddenly gains the ability to hear other people’s thoughts. To make money, Tang Xin immediately joins a variety show while the online buzz about real and fake hei
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I’m the Villainess in a Crazy Novel, and My Mental State Is Cause for Concern 人在癫文当恶女,精神状态很堪忧
[Transmigrate into a book + real and fake heiresses + unhinged shenanigans + an entire family of crazies + romance] Qin Fuyao transmigrates into a book. Overnight, she goes from being the real heiress of a wealthy family to a wicked fake heiress who has usurped someone else's place. The original character is a high school senior who has done plenty of terrible things. Including, but not limited to, falling out with her entire family, ostracizing her whole class, constantly making life difficult
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Come on, Come on! Bow to Your Three-Year-Old Ancestor! 嘬嘬嘬来给你三岁的老祖宗磕一个
[Everyone’s Darling, Adorable Little One, No CP, Max-Level Ruthless Big Shot, Metaphysics, Satisfying Read] Zuo You was the youngest elder of the Supreme Mystic Sect. At three and a half, she fell asleep in the cultivation world and woke up thousands of years later in the modern era. Tears soaked Zuo You’s little rice bowl. She counted on her fingers eight times, but still couldn’t figure out how old several thousand years plus three and a half was. Someone told her, “Everything from thousands o
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I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了,勿扰
Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi
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Warning! The Adorable Little Zombie Is Out, All Zombies Stand Aside 注意!软萌小丧尸出行,众尸退避
[Goofy Zombie Heroine + Flesh-and-Blood Evolution + Immortal Body + Powerful Badass] Chu Ge is completely useless, so she voluntarily sticks her hand into a zombie's mouth. Following the philosophy that if you can't beat them, join them, she figures she'll save herself at least thirty years of trouble. She finally gets her wish and joins the zombie horde, contributing her share to the apocalypse. She'd planned to become a mindless, shambling corpse. But heaven has it in for her: somehow, she tur
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