Books So Funny the Neighbor's Dog Would Bark at You for Making Noise in the Middle of the Night 半夜笑到隔壁狗听了都得骂扰民的书
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I Heard That Divorced Woman Has Gone Mad 听说那个下堂妇疯了
[Rebirth and face-slapping, marriage first, love later] Word has it that the top scholar's divorced wife has gone mad! Shen Ling could only laugh. In her previous life, she had been held hostage by blood ties and family affection, reduced to a stepping stone for Lin Xiuyuan and his son Lin Rui, who had drained her dry. After being reborn, all it took was refusing to keep that rotten-hearted son, and everyone said she was crazy. When her own son publicly accused her of adultery, Shen Ling accepte
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The Tang Dynasty's Pearl-Dispelling Record (Original Novel of the TV Adaptation Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong) 大唐辟珠记（田曦薇、宋威龙主演同名影视原著）
[All-New Bonus Edition] [A Screen Adaptation with the Same Title Has Been Officially Announced, Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong] [Beloved Princess Reborn: Looks Like a Delicate Crybaby, Actually a Well-Rounded Warrior] ✖ [Defiant, Doomed, Devoted, Pure-Hearted Top Jianghu Big Shot] [Their Romance Is So Sweet It Makes You Cry] Princess Wanshou, blessed with the Tang emperor's favor and love, died of an illness at just seventeen. A thief secretly opened the eerie underground palace, only to d
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After Our Marriage of Convenience, I Laugh All Day Long 协议结婚后，我每天哈哈哈哈哈
Also known as: After Our Contract Marriage, I Couldn't Get a Divorce [Double Purity + Marriage First, Love Later + Mind Reading + Satisfying Read + Showbiz] Shen Tang, a struggling nobody in the entertainment industry, transmigrated into a book and became the contract wife of domineering CEO Gu Huaian. She didn't have to fulfill any marital duties or do anything at all. She only had to attend the occasional family dinner and maintain the image of a loving couple. In return, she would get five mi
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The General Wants to Lay Down His Armor 将军要卸甲
Before transmigrating, Lin Qi was the owner of a private company. Somehow, she ended up in the Great Qian dynasty, an alternate historical world ravaged by years of war, where the people were suffering and famine had struck. See how she turns her circumstances around and rises to the top…
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Tomb Raiding: I Rewrite the Plot and Laugh Myself Silly 盗墓：改写剧情的我，笑疯了
[System + Some Plot Rewrites + Goofy Comedy + Cross-Dressing as a Man + Redemption: The heroine saves the supporting characters, while the main cast and the System save her. All directions. Plot changes early on, then the plot goes completely off the rails later.] Original title: I Laughed Myself Silly While Rewriting the Plot Don't be scared. I'm just a plain old psychopath. Qi Yi binds herself to a System and becomes the Qi family's “adopted son.” Her mission is to save the book's tragic suppo
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The Living King of Hell of the Yin-Yang Realm 阴阳界活阎王
Evil spirits: “Hell is empty, and devils walk among us!” Unorthodox cultivators: “Compared to him, I’m just a rookie!” Righteous cultivators: “Who let him cultivate?!” Li Dao: “Ahem, let me clear things up. I did all those things... just kidding.”
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After Entering The Lost Tomb, I Crawl Around in the Dark from the Start and Get Kicked Away 穿进盗笔后，开局阴暗爬行被踹飞
[Male protagonist + no romance + platonic relationships; the tags were added by Tomato, so don’t blame me. Please go easy on me!!!] Good news: I finally bound with a Host. Bad news: the new Host is mentally ill, in the literal sense of the words. Watching the Host crawl around in the dark at the Golmud Sanatorium, occasionally making strange noises, 444 felt its vision go black. Its future looked bleak... Wu Xie: What the heck is that thing crawling around in the dark with its limbs all twisted?
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Little Junior Sister, Stop Feeding Them! The Sect Is Already Invincible 小师妹别喂了，宗门已经无敌了
[Invincible + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Everyone’s Favorite + Wacky Comedy] “I’m done being the punching-bag senior sister!” After transmigrating into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, Qin Zhen became the cannon-fodder senior sister. Whenever her junior sister got into trouble, it was always Qin Zhen’s fault. She had her golden core dug out and her sword bone carved away, and in the end met a gruesome death. Given a second chance, Qin Zhen turned around and joined the worst sect in the cu
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Reported by Ten Thousand Ghosts! This Big Shot Hunts Ghosts Every Day 万鬼举报！这个大佬天天在抓鬼
[No Romance + Metaphysics + Strong Female Lead + Heartwarming + Comedy + Supernatural + Face Reading + Feng Shui] My name is Zhao Yan. I ate so much that my master packed me off to a psychiatric hospital to “hone my skills” for two years. I thought I’d at least be less hungry after I got out, but my master had already gotten himself arrested. To keep from starving, I gritted my teeth and rented a haunted house famous across the internet. Then I went back to my old trade: catching ghosts, fort
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Technician No. 88: The Saintess of Yaochi 88号技师瑶池圣女
[Heavenly Orbit, Part Two] [Comedy] [Corruption] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyone Is Evil] [Sin and Calamity] In this world, every sin has its price, and every calamity has its master. And every calamity stems from a sin that can never be repaid. Hello, sir. Technician No. 88, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, is delighted to serve you...
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Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园：人在前面飞，魂在后面追
Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On
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My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情，爱扇人
[A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl
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Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？
[System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with
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Fortune-Telling at a Street Stall: From the Start, I Was Given a Banner Calling Me the Bane of Evil 摆摊算命，开局被授罪恶克星锦旗
[Fortune-telling + livestreaming + comedy + ghosts and monsters + female lead? (There is romance, so please don’t attack me if it’s not your thing.)] After pretending to be crazy in an asylum for ten years, Xu Lang is finally released and awakens the “Make Your Tall Tales Come True” System. With his mastery of the mystical art in Questions to Heaven, and the System’s support, Xu Lang sets off on an extraordinary life! He’s barely set up his fortune-telling stall when a fugitive who’s been on the
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Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么
[Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared
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The Cannon-Fodder Heroine Is Rebellious to the Core, and Her Wacky Ghost-Hunting Wins Big 炮灰女一身反骨，沙雕捉鬼赢麻了
[Mysticism + Absurd Comedy + The Whole Family’s Regret + System + Face-Slapping and Punishing Scumbags + Wealthy Family] Jiang Li and Jiang Zihan were twins, but because of financial hardship, their parents could only take one child to the city. So older sister Jiang Li was abandoned in the village, fighting wild dogs for scraps, while her younger sister grew up as a little princess in the city. In her previous life, after Jiang Li returned to her parents, she used every means she could think of
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Lie Flat at 20, Save Yourself 40 Years of Detours 20岁躺平摆烂，少走40年弯路
[Completed] [Goofy Comedy with No Logic + Showbiz + Supernatural Arts + Face-Slapping + Taking Down Scumbags + Satisfying Read + One-on-One Romance] Lin Ting transmigrates into a new life. Tired of the rat race, she decides to do absolutely nothing this time around. But as she lazes about, she ends up turning the entire entertainment industry on its head. When a variety show goes live, the guests and viewers are left stunned. “You caught a snake with your bare hands, and you call yourself delica
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Ridiculous Cultivation, the System Goes Bonkers 沙雕修仙，系统疯癫
When Ning An woke up, she had become the wicked senior sister in a cultivation novel, where the adored female lead could do no wrong. But her goofy System ordered her to crush the female lead and rise to the top. Ning An said, “No, no, no! I won't touch anything that belongs to the female lead!” When her master wanted to take the female lead as his disciple, she smashed the sword he'd given her and declared that their bond was severed forever! When she ran into the male lead suffering from loves
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The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了，我负责吃奶
The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned
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Why Are You Messing with Her? The Little Junior Sister Has the Heavenly Dao’s Favor 你们惹她干嘛，小师妹有天道宠着
Tian Ning was the long-lost bloodline of the Wenren family in the cultivation world. At fifteen, she was brought back to them. Everyone thought she was nothing but a country bumpkin from the mortal realm, nowhere near as good as the fake young lady, Wenren Xue, who had been raised in luxury. Wenren Xue was exceptionally talented. At a young age, she had successfully formed her core and bonded with the young prince of the Dragon Palace. Her brothers and senior brothers doted on her, making her th
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The Immortal Lords' Four-Year-Old Little Darling 仙君们的四岁小奶团
[Everyone’s Favorite + Adorable Child + Secret Identity + Portable Space + Treasure Collecting] Xingwan, the village’s “ill-fated loner,” is sold by her relatives to an old street magician, but accidentally opens the gates to the Immortal Realm. When she sets out to gain experience, her senior brothers and sisters compete to accompany her. Her second senior brother teaches her cultivation techniques, her third gives her magical treasures, and her fourth gives her an adorable spirit pet. There’s
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The Villainess Became an All-Round Ace on a Dating Show 恶毒女配在恋综化身全能Ace
[One male lead and one female lead, both devoted to each other + livestreamed dating show + very, very mildly comedic] Xie Fanyin falls asleep and wakes up in the body of her namesake, a vicious supporting character in a dating-show novel. Xie Fanyin: “Might as well just give up.” The worst part is that she’s already signed the dating-show contract, and the penalty for breaking it is ten times the fee!! She rummages through her savings, which amount to just a few scraps of paper, and thinks abou
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The Internet Is My Home. Open Your Mouth and Say Hello to My Mom 互联网是我家，张嘴问候你老妈
Original title: When I'm Online, My Home Is the Internet, and I Open My Mouth to Say Hi to Your Mom [Showbiz + absurd humor + unhinged antics + dating reality show + 1v1 romance + nonsensical banter] [Rebellious, uninhibited actress × aloof CEO in public, goofy as a husky in private] “Go, go, go! The internet is my home, and I say hi to your mom whenever I open my mouth.” After breaking free of the plot's control, Chu Nianci completely lets loose. Instead of exhausting herself with internal con
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Take a Cleaver to the Power Lines, and Sparks Fly All the Way 手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电
A new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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My Heart Races! A Secret Crush! My Childhood Friend Is Beautiful and Sweet-Voiced 心动！暗恋！小青梅她人美声甜
[The print edition of Heart-Throbbing Secret Love: My Childhood Friend Is Beautiful and Sweet is now available] [Sweet Campus Romance | Childhood Friend Takes the Lead | Groveling to Win Her Back | Secret Love] Qiao Zhen dreamed of fragments of memories from her past life: "For seven years, she followed the aloof campus heartthrob Ji Xian, obedient and gentle, offering him her whole heart, only to be casually cast aside." After finally coming to her senses, Qiao Zhen was crushed and left without
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The Supporting Actress Who Sets Every Misbehaving Character Straight 替身女配专治各种不服
When Ning Fan opened her eyes, she had become the substitute female supporting character in a tragic romance novel! Mu Beichen looked down at her condescendingly. “Has Ning Fan left? Tell her not to think she can take my place…” Housekeeper Liu replied, “She’s gone. She didn’t take anything, and she left by taxi in the middle of the night!” Mu Beichen: “?” When they met again, she was surrounded by admirers. Whether in wealth or fame, she had left him a hundred thousand miles behind. Mu Beichen:
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Switched at Birth and Reborn! The Top Tycoon Family’s Beloved Daughter 抱错重生！她是顶级财阀全家宠儿
[Fake heiress and real heiress + reborn supporting character + entertainment industry in the middle and later arcs] [There is a male lead, but romance gets 1 point and career gets 9] In her previous life, Bai Zi tried to protect the so-called affection of her family. She battled the reborn real heiress, desperately trying to hold on to everything, but ended up with nothing and died full of resentment. Reborn, she decided to let go. Love whoever you want. I’m done putting up with this! She quickl
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Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网
[Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give
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The Ultimate Identity-Swap Challenge: I Shocked the World 身份互换大挑战，我震惊了全世界
Lighthearted + funny + devoted father and filial son + wish-fulfillment Chen Yuan joins a reality show called The Great Identity Swap Challenge. As the son, he has to earn money to support the family, while his middle-aged father has to study hard. By the time Chen Yuan's name has spread across the world, his dad is still exclaiming, “Studying... is so hard!”
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Breaking News! A Has-Been Top-Tier Star Took His Kid on a Show and Went Viral 惊爆！过气顶流带娃上节目爆火了
[Cute Kid, Livestreaming, Variety Show, No CP] Jiang Moji, a top-tier star past his prime, has been drowning in scandals, and now he’s taking his biological daughter on a parent-child variety show! Jiang Ning never imagined she would be reborn, let alone as her five-year-old self. But after being reborn, Jiang Ning discovers that her rotten dad has suddenly changed. He’s become thoughtful and considerate, and gentle when protecting his little girl. Jiang Ning: Did my rotten dad take the wrong me
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