Books So Funny the Neighbor's Dog Would Bark at You for Making Noise in the Middle of the Night 半夜笑到隔壁狗听了都得骂扰民的书
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Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播:所里快蹲不下了
Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p
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From the Start, I Laid an Egg, Then Took My Child Across the World to Find Their Father 开局生颗蛋,我带崽四海八荒找爹
[An unconventional cute xianxia tale + a wacky ensemble cast + sweet romance + face-slapping comeback for a good-for-nothing + gloriously unhinged wish fulfillment] Yan Huan transmigrates into a book and becomes the good-for-nothing eldest daughter of a cultivation family. She thinks she’s landed in a classic underdog comeback story. But when she gets her spiritual roots tested, she discovers she’s pregnant? Yan Huan has been single her entire life, all twenty-one years of it, and she’s complet
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Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠,圣女她撩翻修仙界
She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too
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- 604 The Ultimate Spoiling 极致宠婚 [A she-demon who grew up drinking poisoned wine and dreams of being a couch potato VS a strict, uptight, celibate CEO | Sweet romance with no love rivals | Seven-year age gap | Fake marriage, then madly in love] On her birthday, her boyfriend Shen Sibai showed up with her best friend in tow. Lin Jianxing promptly gave them both a hard slap and told them to get lost, then turned around and threw herself into Lu Jinglan's arms. Lu Jinglan, Haicheng's most distinguished and impeccably mannered youn 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 605 The Canary's Inner Thoughts Are Exposed! Her Rants and Gossip Turn Her into Everyone's Darling 金丝雀心声泄露!发癫吃瓜变团宠 [Gossip + unhinged fun + feel-good pampered heroine] Good news, huge news: Nan Xing transmigrated into the role of a substitute bride, a kept songbird married to a rich CEO to bring him good luck. She hit the jackpot with the full package: divorce, a check, and a dead husband! ^ ^ Bad news: she's cannon fodder, and she has only two hundred days to live. TvT Really bad news: her cheap husband's whole family can hear her thoughts. =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇) Outwardly, Nan Xing says, "It's my honor to take ca 2Reads—Score—14d adds
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After Their Parenting Variety Show Goes Viral, Everyone Online Wants to Call Me Mom 亲子综艺爆火后,全网都认我当妈
[Xuanxuan is an orphan, not her biological daughter] Jiang Sui transmigrates again, this time into the body of a C-list star with a terrible reputation. On a parent-child livestreaming variety show, she and her daughter become the foil to a mother-daughter duo whose motto is to do absolutely nothing. The laid-back duo wins countless fans by slacking off, while Jiang Sui's group attracts nothing but haters. In a triathlon challenge: The laid-back mom makes her son drag her along. Comments: “What
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Southern Song, Northern Center 南宋北中
From the start, two strangers who accidentally ended up together transmigrate with their bare bottoms exposed, covering themselves with leaves before getting stung in their most sensitive spots by hairy caterpillars. No System, no golden finger. They mainly rely on what they've learned online to make their way in the world, and the story wins on plot alone. Humorous and funny, with an emphasis on realism.
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- 608 Why Hold Back the Crazy? Save It for New Year's? 不发癫?留着癫味过年吗? [Unhinged antics, variety-show livestream, real and fake heiresses, animal speech, mind-reading, gossip, born into a new life] Lin Bugui used to be a monkey. The good news: She was reborn after she died. The bad news: She was reborn as a human. A human. Being human is exhausting. And on top of that, she was the real heiress and a doomed side character in a novel. From the start, the fake heiress would frame her, get her kicked out of the house, and leave her to die a horrible death. Luckil 19Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Big Shot from the Underworld Is Hilariously Wacky 地府来的大佬她巨沙雕
Jun Qi was a troublemaking spirit who couldn’t enter the cycle of reincarnation. One day, the Hell King, who had finally had enough of her, kicked her out to complete missions helping pitiful little victims get revenge. Jun Qi said this was right up her alley. Worried she’d go too far, the Hell King even sent a “pen” to supervise her. But she kept going off track, turning the main missions into side quests and, along the way, attracting a huge admirer she couldn’t shake off. The “pen” was utterl
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The Genius Livestreamer: This Streamer Is the Real Deal, He'll Show Up When There's Trouble 直播鬼才:这主播能处,有事真上
[Livestream + No heroine + Comedy + Lighthearted + Rebel] A flop streamer + the ultimate troublemaking System, leaving netizens stunned! Bai Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the [Never Back Down] System. Onlookers: “Streamer, don’t! You can’t win against those matchmaking aunties. They’re way too powerful!” A passerby: “Holy crap, he actually went straight at them! Holy crap, he made the aunties cry!” A fan of a certain brand: “If you’re saying our stuff is bad, go make
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Since You've Got a Mouth, Want to Kiss Me? 看你有嘴,要不要和我亲一个
[Two male leads / entertainment industry / charged push and pull / sweet flirtation / both leads are each other’s first and only] [Composed beauty on the bottom x shameless, flirtatious B-king on top] [Goofy, sweet romance] Shen Xianzhi, the only son of the wealthy Shen family, is notorious for his ruthless, unpredictable ways. They say anyone in the industry who tries to get close to him comes to a bad end. Jing Qing has always kept his distance from him. That is, until he accidentally walks in
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Reborn: My Nemesis and I Are No Longer Related by Blood 重生之,和死对头没有血缘关系了
[Reborn + real and fake heiresses + childhood friends + personal growth] Sensitive young lady VS sharp-tongued but warm-hearted young master Wang Songyi is a fake heiress who was reborn, but no one killed her. She brought about her own downfall. In this life, she wants nothing. She just wants to live a good life. But her sharp-tongued, universally disliked former cousin keeps popping up in front of her. He even insists on pretending to date her to fend off pressure to get married. She really do
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- 613 Oh No! I Eat Too Much, and the Ruthless Villain Has His Eye on Me 完蛋!太能吃,被凶狠反派盯上 [Entertainment Industry] [Comedy] [Big Qilin x Little Taotie] To help his older brother win back his “former fiancée,” Tao Yan goes to Shanhai Entertainment, a company rumored to be guarded by a terrifying Fire Qilin. On his first day, faced with a whole building infused with the powerful spiritual energy of a Fire Qilin, Tao Yan, still a growing cub, only dares to sneakily remove the batteries from the lucky cat at the company reception desk. The timid little thing thinks, “I'll start by ruini 1kReads9.4Score21314d adds
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My Dad Is Sun Wukong, and I Ate the Peach Garden into Ruin 我爹孙悟空,蟠桃园都被我吃垮了
[Everyday doting father-daughter life + adorable child adored by all + hilarious feel-good story] [Fantasy romance, lighthearted comedy, adorable child, all-around talent, public-domain-inspired spinoff, raising a child] Who could have guessed! Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, born of heaven and earth with no father or mother, secretly had a daughter! His daughter was named Sun Pantao. She had loved eating peaches ever since she was little, and this growing girl ate her father out of
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I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质
[Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities
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Deeply Cherishing the Southern Branch 深予南枝
Nan Zhi was branded a jinx and kicked out by her stepmother, so she rented a place with Fu Runshen. She thought Fu Runshen was just a down-on-his-luck office worker. Then one day, she saw company executives bowing and scraping to him, calling him “Young Master Fu.” As the only son of Jincheng’s richest man, Fu Runshen had been plagued by bad luck since childhood. Drive a luxury car, get into a crash. Live in a mansion, get hit by an earthquake. Spend more than 100 yuan on a meal, and he was guar
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Weren’t You Supposed to Be Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic? Why Are You So Delicate? 说好的美强惨呢,怎么这么娇?
[Female-led romance + female lead dotes on male lead + System quick transmigration + melodramatic and comedic + devious, swoon-worthy growth-oriented heroine + strong, beautiful, tragic, hopelessly lovestruck male leads] No splitting the male lead into multiple versions. One male lead per world. Tang Ning was unlucky enough to be bound to a Cannon Fodder Self-Rescue System and transmigrate into all kinds of novels as a brainless supporting character devoted to courting death and making trouble
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All My Tenants Are Crazy Girls 我的房客全是精神小妹
[Middle-Aged Comeback | Urban Power Fantasy | Spirited Girls | System] At thirty-five, I was laid off, swindled out of my down payment by a marriage scammer, and saddled with a two-million-yuan mortgage. Just when I was at the end of my rope, a chime rang in my head. [Rebellious Girl Shelter System bound: Only spirited girls may move in. Two hundred yuan per person per day, paid instantly. No empty promises.] To everyone else, spirited girls were foul-mouthed troublemakers who smoked, drank, ran
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My Brother Is Hard to Resist 哥哥不经撩
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- 620 I Crush the Modern Entertainment Industry with Real Actors from Ancient Times 我靠古代真演员,吊打现代娱乐圈 [A top-tier star director transmigrates + ancient cast with genuine acting chops + outclasses the entire entertainment industry + feel-good tale of making money across time] Framed and saddled with a billion in debt, he was completely blacklisted by the entertainment industry! The life of genius director Zhou Fan had fallen apart. At his darkest hour, a mysterious bracelet activated, sending him to ancient times! Here, there is no terrible acting, no lazy performers, and no investors meddlin 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 621 Kiss Beneath the Sun 吻骄阳 [Aloof troublemaker & little ray of sunshine] [Unrequited love, bold confessions | Saving each other | Sweet one-on-one romance] In her second year of high school, Nan Zhao had no choice but to move in with someone else after transferring schools. When the boy came to pick her up at the station, he was cold and impatient. Nan Zhao watched his casual, carefree figure walking ahead and the suitcase he’d taken from her. The word “big brother” had been on the tip of her tongue, but she swallowed it 13.2kReads9.5Score1.9k14d adds
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The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录
100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning
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The Beloved Little Darling of a Farming Family 团宠农家小奶包
Everyone in Xixiang Village knows that the Zhao family recently found a little girl. She’s three years old, chubby and fair-skinned. Everyone says a girl is a burden, but the Zhao family treasures the little one. Later, Zhao Heng, who had been blind, regained his sight. Zhao Xuan, who had been poisoned, was cured. And the Zhao family, nearly ruined by the cost of medical treatment, became a wealthy household. Some people grew envious and snuck over to the Zhao home at midnight to eavesdrop, hopi
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After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后,我把男主光环薅秃了
[1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap
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Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚,我在诡异世界当圣父
Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo
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I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修,怎么是犯贱的贱
[Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b
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After Getting Rich, the Heiress Took on the Entire Entertainment Industry 暴富之后,大小姐怼遍了全娱乐圈
[Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter
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Sparrow Slayer 诛雀
[Transmigration + Fated Goddess + Strong Female Lead + Female-Centered Story + Cold-Hearted + Pursuing Her Comes at a Price + Coming of Age + Power Progression + Decisive and Ruthless] The Ji family had twin daughters. The elder was named Ji Feng, and the younger Ji Que. Everyone knew the Ji family had only one daughter: their eldest young lady, Ji Feng. From the moment Ji Que was born, her existence was destined to remain unknown. When she turned fifteen, she would be offered in a fiery sacrifi
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- 629 I Must Be Seeing Things: My Best Friend Turned into a Vengeful Ghost 起猛了,看到闺蜜变厉鬼了 [Just started, so the rating will rise. Feel free to dive in!] [Strong female lead + comedy + modern fantasy + multiple versions of the male lead] When she woke up, Yun Jian Yue discovered that her best friend had croaked and become a headless vengeful ghost. Yun Jian Yue: I must've woken up too early. I'll go back to sleep. Best friend: … Yun Jian Yue took her friend to get revenge on the scumbag, but a more powerful vengeful ghost showed up halfway through and stole the target. Yun Jian Yue ra 26.5kReads9.4Score4k14d adds
- 630 After the Whole Internet Turned Against Me, I Used My Sharp Tongue to Make the Movie Emperor Submit 全网黑后,我靠嘴炮让影帝跪服 (Mind-reading actor and domineering CEO + goofy heroine with tons of secret identities) (Livestreaming + variety shows + secret identities + from hated by everyone to adored by everyone) Three years of supertopic sign-ins. Xia Zhixing has finally waited for Lu Sinian’s white moonlight to return. She rubs her hands together in secret, spinning around with excitement. The plot is finally about to begin. As long as she follows the plot and gets Lu Sinian together with his white moonlight, she can d 269Reads8.9Score10014d adds
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A 1970s Military Marriage: That Couple's Both a Little Crazy 七零军婚:那两口子都有点癫
[Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with
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- 632 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 38.1kReads9.3Score4.6k14d adds
- 633 A Goofball Is Forced Into a Love Rivalry in a Harem Novel 沙雕在万人迷小说被迫开修罗场 [Ridiculously Funny + Everyone's Favorite + Love Rivals + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Four Male Leads, Each with a Different Ending] A thick-skinned, compliment-spouting, goofy, straightforward, universally adored heroine with the energy of a hyperactive husky After unexpectedly transmigrating into a harem novel, award-winning actress Su Ke finds herself in a story where the heroine is the nation's sweetheart, and a dazzling movie star, a suave CEO, and a popular puppy-like top-tier sta 343Reads9.1Score10014d adds
- 634 You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子,你给我等着! [Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last 6kReads9.0Score74314d adds
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The 1990s: I Became the Baozi Mother of a Female Hannibal 九零:穿成女汉尼拔的包子亲妈
Shen Jiaojiao transmigrated into the role of the spineless mother of Xiao Yueyue, the pitiful and despicable serial killer. Xiao Yueyue's childhood was like being trapped in an abyss. Her biological father was missing, presumed dead; her mother ignored her and even helped her stepfather torment her. She grew up without a shred of love, until she eventually began taking revenge on the world. Xiao Yueyue was only eight now, and Shen Jiaojiao decided to lead the little sprout out of the abyss. To t
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- 636 The Runaway Artist from the Psychiatric Hospital 精神病院在逃艺人 [Goofy humor + internet memes + going off the rails + slacking off + System + variety show + hilarious] Jiang Li was a notorious celebrity known as “the mental hospital escapee of showbiz.” Her manager rushed her into a mental hospital overnight, but that was where she awakened her System. From then on, she ruled the mental hospital and stirred up a storm in showbiz. At the airport, a fan spotted Jiang Li and rushed over excitedly to greet her. “You must be Queen Jiang Li, right? I'm your fan.” 693Reads6.3Score10214d adds
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Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! The Villain and I Stand Shoulder to Shoulder 癫癫癫!我和反派肩并肩
[Two Men + Transmigrate Into a Book + Goofy Absurdism + Unhinged Antics + Replies That Have Nothing to Do with the Message + Hilarious Sweet Romance + Love at First Sight] Goofy, absurdist sanda champion Su Baiqi VS the petty, seemingly normal villain Han Su The perk of transmigrating into a book: he can see other people's secrets. He picks fights with everyone he meets. Let's destroy the world together. Roasting Zhang Ziyi: “You passed up the road to heaven, but you’ll happily take a bite of wa
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- 638 The Hilarious Dating Show Is Taking Over, and the Movie Emperor's Wife Is a Real Force 沙雕恋综吹满地,影帝夫人真给力 A sweet, sassy, fiery, hilarious beauty vs. the impossibly handsome heartthrob actor [Showbiz dating show + hilarious antics + sworn enemies + both leads are romantically inexperienced + swoony, flirtatious sweetness + both reborn + marriage before love] A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud sweet treat! In her previous life, Su Qingnuan died suddenly while operating an excavator. Reborn into the body of a namesake D-list nobody everyone loved to hate, she runs into her old nemesis on a dating show! Su 27Reads9.4Score—14d adds
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Shocking! The Ancestors Watch Hilarious Videos of Max-Level Humans! 惊!老祖宗看满级人类沙雕视频!
(The heroine is just a tool and doesn't know that ancient ancestors can see her listening to music and scrolling through videos. This is purely for fun. If you take things too seriously, feel free to move on. If you're here to relax, come on in.) She is Yu Nianzhi! A bubble tea shop worker, she got a wooden skewer stuck in her foot while eating a grilled sausage and somehow managed to poke a System out of it! She listens to music and gets hyped up at work every day, and the ancient ancestors get
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This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管,老子不干了
[Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit!
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- 641 I Was Killed 99 Times from the Start, So I Went Completely Crazy 开局被噶99次,我直接原地发疯 [Transmigration] [Wacky comedy] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Happy ending] After transmigrating into the villainess of a cultivation novel, Yan Xiaoyi wasn't worried at all. She had the script in hand, so what could go wrong? Then she got killed ninety-nine times from the start, and completely lost it. She went crazy right on the spot! At the same time, she awakened a System called “Invincible, Ruthless, Ultimate, Wildly Awesome, Sky-High Test Version 0.01,” shortened to “Ruthless-Awesome System.” 18.4kReads8.7Score3.1k14d adds
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Love Me Tender! The Teasing Host Plays Coy to Tempt Her Brooding Lover 疼疼我!钓系宿主装绿茶勾撩病娇
[Two male leads + unhinged writing + crazed obsessive vs. goofy sweet fluff + loads of memes] Jiang Tingran, a notoriously bad author worth billions, is cursed by his readers and forced to change the endings of countless novels. World One: The chaste physician, who looks like a Buddha, wears a gentle yet deranged smile. “Be good. If you don't get proper treatment, how are you ever going to get better?” Jiang Tingran: “Wow. So that's your excuse for using me to practice with a scalpel the first
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Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子,靠收破烂成亿万富豪
A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared
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Reincarnated as a Beast, I Was Spoiled by a Tyrant 误投畜牲道后,被大暴君娇养了
(Both leads are completely faithful to each other) A mentally ill patient went on a knife rampage in a hospital, leaving nine dead and seventeen injured. The news sent shockwaves across the country. The moment her soul left her body, Shi Wanruo was muddledly dragged away by Black Impermanence, a thick iron chain looped around her neck. Eight other unlucky souls were dragged away with her. After learning that Black Impermanence had taken the wrong soul, Shi Wanruo spent every day wreaking havoc
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Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴,敢骂道爷不正经!
A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping
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My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经,我成搞事主播
[Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety
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The Villain Goes Viral on a Variety Show, and the Yandere Says, Stay Away, Okay? 恶人综艺爆红,病娇离远点啊喂
[Max-level expert reborn + feel-good story + face-slapping + putting scumbags in their place + showbiz + variety shows + absurd comedy + yandere + sweet romance] In his previous life, Xie Chen was abused to death by the family that adopted him. He bound himself to a System to seek revenge. At last, after clearing every stage in the world and earning an A rating across the board, he was reborn. When he opened his eyes again, he was back in the days when he was infamous and polarizing. Looking at
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- 648 Two Years of Playing Nice, and the CEO Heard Every Thought 装乖两年,心声全被总裁听见了 I played the sweet, mild-mannered secretary for two years, cursing my boss eight hundred times. Then one day, he suddenly gained the ability to hear my thoughts. Out loud, I said, “Of course, Mr. Gu. I’ll revise the financial report for the eighteenth time right away.” In my head: [Screw you! These ridiculous numbers are giving me breast nodules! Do you need this KPI on your grave or something?!] He set down his fountain pen. “Secretary Lin, you sure come up with some colorful insults.” My smile 102Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Bystander's Self-Cultivation in a 1970s Transmigration Novel 穿书七十年代吃瓜群众的自我修养
Have you ever transmigrated to a different scene just by blinking? Lin Yuzhu has. She transmigrated in a daze to the 1970s. No, she transmigrated into a book. She has a System, and the female lead is there too. There are also supporting female characters, but she isn't one of them. She's just an onlooker who wandered into the story by mistake. As an onlooker, she gets to watch the drama unfold every day. She doesn't want other people's dogs, and she doesn't get involved in other people's busines
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- 650 Quick Transmigration: The Female Supporting Character Is Reaching for the Sky 快穿:女配要上天 (No CP, feel-good, powerful, no logic) An Qiao, a genius talisman master who cultivates through talismans, was betrayed by her disciple while undergoing tribulation. Her tribulation failed, and just as her soul was about to dissipate, she sensed a force of space, seized the System, and forcibly bound it to herself. To survive, An Qiao takes on mission after mission, never doing things the usual way. She is determined to let the male and female leads run wild, so she can complete her tasks. This 12.7kReads9.4Score1.4k14d adds
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