Why Hold Back the Crazy? Save It for New Year's?

【Unhinged antics, variety-show livestream, real and fake heiresses, animal speech, mind-reading, gossip, born into a new life】 Lin Bugui used to be a monkey. The good news: She was reborn after she died. The bad news: She was reborn as a human. A human. Being human is exhausting. And on top of that, she was the real heiress and a doomed side character in a novel. From the start, the fake heiress would frame her, get her kicked out of the house, and leave her to die a horrible death. Luckily, she was bound to a gossip System. 【Host, your dad is fooling around with his mistress in the guest room! He loves smelling her stinky farts, and she’s trying her hardest to let one rip!】 【According to the plot, my scumbag dad will team up with his mistress to drive my mom insane, steal her shares and property, swipe her designer dresses, and even her diamond-studded underwear...】 【It’s terrifying! My eldest brother will be thrown in jail, my second brother will be forced to eat the pet he raised since childhood and eventually starve to death, my third brother will have all four limbs chopped off, my fourth brother will have his work plagiarized and die by suicide from depression, and my fifth brother will become a delinquent addicted to the internet and gambling, then be tortured to death at an addiction treatment center...】 Her mom and five brothers, hearing her thoughts: !!! Lin Bugui tried to save up money, ready to run at any moment. So how did the whole family of doomed side characters end up thriving? Meanwhile, the fake heiress, who was adored in the original novel, was having an increasingly miserable time. Lin Bugui was utterly baffled: ??? And that aloof, unapproachable movie star was supposedly clinging to her all day, doing everything he could to flirt with her. Lin Bugui: ...