Looking for Books That'll Have You Laughing Hysterically Every Chapter 求每一章都爆笑，笑到抽筋的那种

1. 651 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 173.7kReads9.1Score24.1kShelves

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   All three books fit the theme perfectly, and they're all hilarious! They're also very good, especially the third one, about "Chen Shu" with his urea bag. He always carries a urea bag with him, and if anyone dares to offend him, he'll put a urea bag over their head and beat them up first!

2. 652 我 I Really Run an Orphanage, Not an Assassin's Den 我开的真是孤儿院，不是杀手堂 I Am the Ox Warrior我是牛战士Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] [The only imaginative ensemble martial arts novel on the entire site!] [At its peak, 1.5 million readers were following it, ranking seventh across all of Tomato Novel. Come on in and see for yourselves, dear readers!] [Ensemble cast + System + Traits + Martial Arts] Chen Ye transmigrated to the Great Wu Dynasty and became bound to the Orphan-Raising System. By raising orphans, he could earn points, which he could use to draw traits and bestow them upon the children. 116.4kReads8.9Score12.3kShelves
3. 653 重 Reborn in the 1970s: Grandma, Today It's Your Turn to Get Divorced 重生七零：奶，今天轮到您离婚啦 Great Golden Immortal大罗金仙Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Also known as: Reborn in the 1970s as a Lucky Little Carp with Space Tens of billions in supplies, serving the country, the family’s darling, adorable child, satisfying story In her previous life, Shen Danluo’s family was harmed by her wicked second uncle, and she avenged them all by herself. Now she has been reborn with a space that can exchange for all kinds of supplies. In this life, she will change everyone’s tragic fate. Take down the worst offenders and punish the scum. Then quietly make a 34.5kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves

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   This book is absolutely amazing! The female lead, Shen Danluo, is as cute as a bouncy little sweet bean. In her past life, her family was terribly betrayed by her wicked second uncle. She beat up the villain and successfully avenged herself, even being reborn with a space that could exchange resources. In this life, she's determined to do big things: rewrite tragic scripts, kick out the most eccentric characters, and quietly amass a fortune. However, her path to wealth takes a sudden turn, veering off course like a "tadpole looking for its father." The new fathers she finds are all incredibly powerful, forming a "Dad Team"! During this time, the Shen family's various "eccentric armies" (broom army, tigress army, and doll army) collectively debut and become famous. The Shen family, wiped out in the previous generation, is now incredibly powerful, transforming into "crime crushers," relentlessly slaying the bad guys and achieving a legendary comeback. It's so funny, you'll be laughing your head off!

4. 654 乡 Country Girl 乡村靓女 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban1.5M WordsOngoing Ye Dingtian realized that apart from being outrageously handsome, he didn't seem to have any other particularly outstanding qualities. He went traveling to clear his head and passed through a village called Liujia Village. He liked the scenery, so he rented a few modest houses there, planning to stay for a while and figure out what to do with his life. 149Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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   A leisurely life!

5. 655 烤 Grilled Cold Noodles Matter More Than Subduing Demons and Catching Ghosts 烤冷面比镇妖捉鬼重要 Wu Tang吴漛Eastern Fantasy965k WordsCompleted A wandering old Daoist found an orphan, raised him, and named him Wuxuzi. The old Daoist disappeared three years ago, and the savings he left behind have run out. Wuxuzi has no choice but to catch ghosts for a fee, pay the rent, and scrape by. Wuxuzi absolutely loves grilled cold noodles, and his principles are: good food > beautiful women > wisecracks > paying rent > making money. As for catching ghosts, it really depends on whether he's eaten his fill. And subduing demons? That really depends 1Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 656 谁 Who Put a Celebrity in My Trunk? 谁往我车后备箱塞了个女明星？ Huimin, the Chicken-Raising King惠民养鸡王Urban1.1M WordsCompleted One day, Xu Mo was getting off work as usual when he heard a noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and took a look. A famous actress had been tossed into the trunk, bound hand and foot! What he didn’t know was that countless cameras were pointed at him. This was a brand-new kind of show. The first ordinary person selected was caught in less than an hour. But once Xu Mo was chosen, things started to take a different turn. “Holy crap, that’s not how the script goes! Xu Mo is way too intense. H 31.7kReads8.4Score2.3kShelves

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   I guarantee you'll laugh until your abs bulge.

7. 657 荒 Deserted Island Wilderness! 荒岛荒野！ Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Urban2.8M WordsOngoing Hao Da, a 25-year-old bachelor, never imagined that on his very first flight, the plane would fall out of the sky! He never imagined that even after the plane went down, he would survive! Four other people survived too! 335Reads7.1Score134Shelves
8. 658 梦 Dream Physician Lu Xuanhu 梦医圣手陆悬壶 Wu Tang吴漛Historical794k WordsCompleted Lu Xuanhu is a sickly 50-year-old man. One day, he awakens the legacy of the "Dream of the Golden Millet Medicine Saint" and discovers he can heal people in their dreams! Though paralyzed, he pinches the tiger's mouth to cure headaches and adjusts the stomach and spleen when hungry. His neighbors call him crazy, until he gets a lame man walking and makes a mute speak. The imperial physician scoffs, "Street tricks like those don't belong in respectable circles!" Yet he can only watch as Lu cures —Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 659 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.4kReads—Score217Shelves

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   A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the cultivation world. Through his wife's connections, he enters a celestial sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely refreshing, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate others with virtue, and employs clever tactics to overcome brute force. He speaks eloquently and is unmatched in verbal sparring. From a son-in-law of a celestial sect, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. [Admiration]

10. 660 重 Reborn in My Second Year of High School, My Empress Deskmate Hasn’t Confessed Yet 重生高二，女帝同桌还未表白 Cute Demon King可爱魔王Urban273k WordsOngoing [Reborn] [Four-Person Team] [Dungeon Challenges] [One Heroine] [Lighthearted Comedy] This book is very funny, but the first dozen or so chapters aren't that good or funny. Please be patient and keep reading; it gets funny around chapters twenty or thirty. The book has a comic-book style, and its main tone is lighthearted comedy. (This is my first time writing, so I hope you'll offer suggestions for improvement ♡=•ㅅ<=)) After being reborn in his second year of high school, Fang Shaobai discovers 169Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's a lighthearted and humorous urban fantasy novel, very good. I'll add it to my bookshelf now.

11. 661 金 The Golden Son-in-Law 金牌帝婿 Misty Rain’烟雨’Historical3.0M WordsCompleted [Farming] [Lighthearted] [Alternate world] [No System] Qin Yu transmigrates, and from the start he’s the second son of the Prince of Qin’s household. His father is a non-imperial prince of Great Wei and the Minister of Revenue. His mother is a wealthy daughter of a prominent Jiangnan family. His older brother is a peerless general who guards the frontier. With such powerful connections and an exalted position, Qin Yu gives up on ambition, indulging in wine, women, and song, and reclining in the 47.5kReads9.0Score4.7kShelves
12. 662 我 I Didn't Want the Bounty, But Every Criminal Got on My Train 我也不想领悬赏，奈何罪犯全上车 It's a Salty Flying Fish是咸飞鱼呢Urban438k WordsCompleted Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a taxi driver, and gets bound to a System that rewards him whenever he gives someone a ride. He thought it would be an easy job, earning money while sitting back. But it turned out that every one of his passengers was anything but ordinary. On his first fare, he picked up a robber who had held up a jewelry store to buy crystal meth for his girlfriend, and killed her boyfriend. On his second, he picked up a young woman with her boyfriend hidden in 230Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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    This is a really interesting book. The protagonist plus a taxi equals a [eating melon][eating melon] criminal trap. As long as the protagonist has this setup, he'll pick up a criminal the moment he hits the road, and then they're straight to the police station. Hahaha, I have other older books I recommend.

13. 663 我 My Eldest Senior Brother Is Too Extraordinary 我大师兄太妖孽了 Mo Jinghong墨惊鸿Eastern Fantasy417k WordsCompleted Yang Qing transmigrates to a fantasy world and refuses to leave the mountain until he’s invincible! Bound to a God-Tier Choice System, all he has to do is complete the simplest tasks to earn rewards of heaven-defying treasures! “Ding! A new mission has been issued.” “One: Defeat the Sun Moon Divine Sect and receive the Sword Saint’s legacy!” “Two: Submit to the Sun Moon Divine Sect and receive the Divine Emperor’s legacy!” “Three: Protect yourself and make a strategic retreat, and receive Pangu’ 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I especially loved the book's descriptions of the ancient secret realms. The restrictions and opportunities were ingeniously designed, and the exploration was full of dangers and surprises, making me feel like I was experiencing the adventure myself.

14. 664 荒 The Tough Guy on a Deserted Island 荒岛的猛男 Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Urban1.2M WordsOngoing A shipwreck left the cruise ship He Dun was aboard in trouble, and he washed up on a deserted island. Nine other people were stranded on the island with him. 87Reads6.5Score—Shelves
15. 665 班 The Workplace-Vibe Metaverse 班味元宇宙 Wu Tang吴漛Urban324k WordsCompleted In 2045, a wave of unemployment sweeps Shanghai. The "Blessings Universe" virtual office System saves the employment rate, but destroys people's lives. Here, 144 hours pass for every hour in reality. Exhaustion feels completely real, and you can grind out 72 hours of work in a single day. Lin Xianyu only wanted to lie flat as a "resignation paperwork agent," handling the formalities for burned-out workers in exchange for a few virtual coins. Then he takes a big job and becomes the most wanted of —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 666 谁 Who Let Him Awaken His Talent? 谁让他觉醒天赋的？ Cheese Spade芝士黑桃Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Changes Class + Mythology Awakens + Overpowered Leveling + Lighthearted Comedy + No System + No Female Lead] Su Yu transmigrates to a world where everyone changes class and awakens a talent. Monsters run rampant, and other races invade! Danger and opportunity go hand in hand! Only by becoming a class-changer, leveling up, and growing stronger can you stand at the top of the world! On the day of his class change, Su Yu becomes a mysterious hidden class: the Fate Jester. He gains the D-r 12.6kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
17. 667 光 A Rundown of the Land of Light: Starting with the Jeep Warning 光之国盘点：从吉普车警告开始 Saran Qin萨拉亲Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [Healing + Lighthearted] Lu Bei transmigrates to a dying dimension on the brink of destruction and awakens the ability to make Ultraman countdown videos. By sending videos about Ultraman to other worlds, he can collect hope and gain the power to save his doomed dimension! Soon, a giant screen appears in countless worlds, with the words [Ultraman Meme Countdown] displayed on it. Modesty: Hikari: I’m just a scientist, so I don’t have the kind of power they do. Civilization: Leo: Babalu, you damn i 9.4kReads9.3Score698Shelves
18. 668 帅 So Handsome, Even the Beauties Throw Themselves at Me 帅到靓女都来倒贴 Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Urban237k WordsOngoing After Wu Shuaibao settled down, he lay on the plank bed, wondering what the future held for him. Suddenly, a voice rang in his mind: Handsome System activated! 15Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 669 虚 The True Voice of the Void 虚玄真声 Wu Tang吴漛Eastern Fantasy784k WordsCompleted My name is Wu Zhengliang, and I'm a "good-for-nothing" who can't even sense the lowest level of musical resonance. That is, until the day I fell into the Abyss of Silence and heard the heartbeat of the Heavenly Dao. It turned out that everything vibrates, and silence is the source of all sound. From then on, I wielded the laws of silence, using stillness to control motion and silence to shatter sound. At the great immortal sect tournament, a prodigy uses peerless music to suppress the whole aren —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 670 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 28.2kReads9.2Score4.3kShelves
21. 671 规 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈？我选择叛逆 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 49.5kReads9.6Score6.2kShelves
22. 672 龙 Long Aotian Transmigrates into an Omega and Goes Off the Rails! 龙傲天穿成Omega后开癫了！ riodyvTwo Male Leads300k WordsCompleted Shen Fan was a bona fide overpowered hero. Just as he was about to claim the throne of the immortal realm, a bolt of purple lightning struck him and sent him into an ABO novel, where he became the villainous fake young master. No problem. An overpowered hero fears nothing, least of all starting over. Looking at the real young master before him, who was prettier than a woman, delicate and seemingly easy to bully, Shen Fan decided to make it up to him for the terrible things the original owner had 6.8kReads9.5Score799Shelves

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    Of course, I recommend this one! A protagonist who can do everything except give birth transmigrates and discovers he can also have children—how could he not make a fool of himself? [You'll see!] Plus, there are tons of plot twists, keeping you guessing—it's hilarious and exciting. Trust me, everyone, go read it! [Shy]

23. 673 皇 The Palace’s Number One Tough Guy 皇宫第一猛男 Blockbuster-Level Mastery爆款高境界Historical2.0M WordsOngoing Ying Zheng, a modern overworked young man, dies suddenly from working overtime and has his soul transported into the body of Xiao Caizi, a young eunuch who was just killed after offending the powerful. He also obtains the Fake Eunuch System and begins cultivating the Divine Art of the Fake Eunuch. In a palace rife with schemes and human malice, he steadily climbs to the pinnacle of life! 12.1kReads6.5Score547Shelves
24. 674 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban648k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves

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    Bringing laughter to everyone~

25. 675 霜 Flames Beneath the Frost 霜下的火焰 Wu Tang吴漛Mystery200k WordsCompleted In 1980, winter still clings to Linjiang in Northeast China. A corpse frozen beneath the ice shatters the calm on the surface. Chen Moyan, an associate professor of philosophy and an "order absolutist" obsessed with logic and neatness, is drawn into a maze of crimes after his younger sister's mysterious disappearance ten years earlier. Together with Zhao Weiguo, a tough and decisive police captain, and Li Hongmei, a calm, discreet forensic pathologist, he forms an unlikely team. Amid industrial 1Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 676 对 Talk Trash and Win Prizes 对骂就有奖 Lone Star at Night 99夜孤星99Urban2.8M WordsOngoing Hao Tie was treated like a pack mule and was about to hit rock bottom because he refused to keep living like one. Then he suddenly got a System that rewarded him for trading insults! From then on, he used verbal sparring to reach the pinnacle of success! 24.5kReads7.1Score1.1kShelves
27. 677 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—Shelves
28. 678 被 Fooled by Overseas Netizens, I Turned Out to Be Making Gun Barrels 被境外网友忽悠，原来我在造枪管 Powerful Dopey Goose强大的呆头鹅Urban749k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yuan becomes an ordinary mechanical engineering student at Shanhe University. There really is a System, but all it gives Jiang Yuan is MAX-level mechanical manufacturing ability. For a college student, this ability is completely useless. Luckily, some helpful foreign internet users teach Jiang Yuan how to make things people like. After running his business for a year, Jiang Yuan gets a call from the Public Security Bureau. The police chief: “I 249Reads7.9Score106Shelves
29. 679 七 Seven-Day Reincarnation: Beyond the Rules 七日轮回：规则之外 Wu Tang吴漛Mystery159k WordsCompleted The rules want me dead, but I stand above them and doodle a whole new world. You've received an "invitation" you can't refuse: Every seven days, a death game. Fail, and you suffer brain death. Survive, and you wait for the next round. The System says: Follow the rules if you want to leave alive. But Wu Feng discovers that the rules of this game are a trap in themselves. He's a genius in psychology and a rebellious graffiti artist. Raised between the order imposed by his "doctor father" and the e 1Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 680 刚 I Just Became an Elder of the Law Enforcement Hall, and You Arrested the Sect Master? 刚升执法堂长老，你把宗主抓了？ Geng Geng庚庚Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Satisfying Read + Lighthearted + Defying the Powerful + Shocking + Unyielding + Not a Mystery] Cao Li was an ordinary captain in the Discipline Hall of Lingyang Sect. He was promoted to elder because he was shamelessly perceptive and skilled at navigating social situations. Then Cao Li awakened the Law Enforcement System. Upholding justice earned him rewards. Cao Li immediately changed from a smooth operator into an impartial and incorruptible enforcer. At first, Tang Jinchun, who had recommend 13.9kReads8.4Score1.3kShelves

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    They were arresting people every day, and finally they arrested the sect leader. The author can draw, but it's incredibly abstract.

31. 681 小 That Little Brat's Always Causing Mischief, and Her Parents Can't Stop Grinning 小鼻嘎不过作作妖，爹娘被哄翘嘴 Piggy Who Loves Cilantro吃香菜的猪猪Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy] [Beloved by the Whole Family] [Wins Over Everyone] [A Touch of Political Intrigue] [The Female Lead Returns] [Her Future Love Interest Is Murong Yan] [Original title: The Little Brat Only Causes Trouble, Yet Somehow Wins Her Parents Over] [Talkative, sharp-tongued heroine whose mouth moves faster than her brain ❤️ Hero reborn nine times, with eight hundred tricks up his sleeve] Luo Yan transmigrates into a book, where her entire family consists of villains. Her scumbag father is the vil 43.6kReads9.0Score7kShelves

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    🍀🍀Has nobody read this? 🌿🌿The female lead is very rational, unlike those mindless characters in brainless novels who don't even open their mouths. She laughs in every chapter, is very good at creating humor, and has a very forward-thinking mindset, which resonates with the spirit of contemporary young people like us. Although it's still ongoing, this is truly the first unfinished, hilarious novel I'd recommend.

32. 682 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11.4kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
33. 683 我 Opening a Shop in the Hongwu Era 我在洪武开商铺 Shushu Is Reading书书在看书Historical526k WordsOngoing [No System] + [Two-way transmigration] + [Turning it over to the government] + [Lighthearted comedy] + [Power fantasy] + [Daily life] Liu Qiang was heading home in a foul mood when he stumbled across a mysterious object. He discovered that it let him travel back and forth between the modern world and the Ming Dynasty! After secretly visiting the Ming Dynasty, he opened a shop there and settled into the quiet business of buying and selling goods. One day, a government agency discovered his secret 163Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    The protagonist's dad has already crawled under the table!

34. 684 战 The God of War's Fiercest Warrior 战神第一猛男 Earn a Billion a Day 99日赚一亿99Urban377k WordsOngoing The day Ye Jushuai was kicked out of his home, he obtained the “Emotion War God” System. As long as he stirs up a beautiful woman's emotions, he gets stronger. The more his enemies hate him, the more invincible he becomes. So he sets his sights on heiresses, icy CEOs, and pure-hearted campus beauties, relentlessly flirting with them until the young masters everywhere turn red-eyed with rage. When his war-god mother-in-law looks down on him, Ye Jushuai casually presents a betrothal gift worth ten 141Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 685 黄 Huangliang System 黄粱系统 Qi Tongwei of Devil Mountain魔鬼山的祁同伟Urban330k WordsCompleted He dies on his wedding day, then returns to the age of eighteen with a System in hand, vowing to make up for every regret. But when every step toward redemption seems guided by an unseen hand, he will eventually discover that this defiance of fate is really a carefully woven journey through the depths of the underworld, all to repay a debt. —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 686 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 160.3kReads9.3Score16.9kShelves
37. 687 人 In the Condor Heroes World, I Begin Transmigrating Across the Myriad Worlds 人在神雕，开始穿越诸天万界 Kang Bed土炕Male-Channel Fanfiction2.3M WordsOngoing Xu Qing was an ordinary college student who accidentally became bound to a System. Every time he transmigrates to a new world, he awakens a System. I can proudly tell everyone: everything I’ve achieved today is thanks to my own hard work! [Host detected entering the Naruto world. Talent awakened: Infinite chakra!] [Host detected entering the One Piece world. Talent awakened: Master of Haki!] [Host detected entering the Dragon Ball world. Talent awakened: Saiyan bloodline!] [Host detected enterin 16kReads7.2Score947Shelves

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    After reading this book, I think mental hospitals are quite normal.

38. 688 有 With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术，我在皇宫杀疯了 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t 276Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    Laugh from beginning to end: ① Hilarious mind-reading + gossip system 🍉 The prince is so angry from eating gossip that he laughs like a pig ② Hilarious mind-reading tyrant with two personalities, jealous of each other, funny and sweet ③ Hilarious time-traveling goddess doctor transmigrates into a coffin to be buried with the war god prince and kisses him awake ④ Strong female transmigration novel with a space to punish scum and build a career, super satisfying.

39. 689 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy581k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score431Shelves

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    He was only at the Foundation Establishment stage; he'd probably be reduced to ashes before he could even crush the other person. Zhang Yi'ang sighed deeply, thinking to himself: "The only way to deal with this kind of madman is to go along with him. If the madman says shit tastes good, you just laugh and agree, 'Yes, shit tastes good,' and everyone's fine. But if you insist on arguing that shit can't be eaten, he might just raise his hand and chop you down." [Thinking][Thinking][Thinking][Thinking][Thinking]

40. 690 夜 Balcony at Midnight 夜半阳台 Wu Tang吴漛Urban624k WordsCompleted Building 3 of the Tiedong Factory Compound is an old staff apartment block from the 1990s, soon to be demolished. Its south-facing balconies overlook an abandoned factory, making them the most remote blind spot in the entire compound's surveillance coverage. 2:07 a.m. is the nightmare hour for Lin Chen, a resident of Apartment 301. Every few days, his taciturn neighbor, machinist Gu Bingwen, climbs over the forty-centimeter-wide concrete divider, hangs a heavy, unidentified package on Lin Chen's 2Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 691 我 I Have Billions of Clones, So Why Are You Making Me Mine? 我有亿万分身，你抓我去挖矿 Slightly Tipsy Every Day日日微醺Eastern Fantasy5.5M WordsOngoing [Exploding Clones + Invincibility + Playing It Safe + Master Schemer + If I Can't Beat Them, I'll Call for Backup + No Rules] My name is Fang Yun. I had just transmigrated when I ascended to the Immortal Realm. Turns out, the ascension was a trap! I became a lowly mine slave in the Immortal Realm, digging for five hundred years. Then! I awakened the Infinite Clone System in the mine. These clones not only share my cultivation level, they can also help me cultivate. Best of all, they can change t 43kReads9.0Score3.5kShelves

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    They're all hilarious. The first book's protagonist starts by using all his money to hire people to act as his underlings and show off at school; the second book's protagonist has a clear thought process—as long as he has nothing, he's not afraid of being targeted; the third book features an invincible, immortal priest; the fourth book simplifies system problems and solves them instantly; the fifth book features a protagonist who, immediately after ascending to immortality, is forced to mine, and after gaining powerful system abilities, captures immortals from all realms to mine; the sixth book features a protagonist reborn with a Warcraft beast, instantly becoming invincible.

42. 692 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves
43. 693 闺 Best Friends Become Sisters-in-Law: The Lame One Can Read Minds, the Mute One Awaits Her Translator 闺蜜成妯娌：瘸能读心，哑等翻译 Qian Shan Cui千山淬Modern Romance404k WordsCompleted (Completed) [Funny, lighthearted story] [Bound to a White Lotus System vs. a telepathic, lame older brother] [Sharp-tongued mistranslations vs. gloomy, mute younger brother] [Marriage first, love later + sweet, everyday romance] My best friend Bai Yuwei and I transmigrated into a novel as two unlucky women, each marrying one of a pair of rich twin brothers: one was lame and the other mute. She married the lame older brother, and I married the mute younger brother. She was bound to a White Lotus 355Reads—Score103Shelves

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    A funny story suitable for cows and horses to read; make it through the first two chapters.

44. 694 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban377k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.6kReads—Score103Shelves

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    Come on! Laugh until your stomach hurts!

45. 695 天 Born Unlucky, but Useful 天生倒霉我有用 Wu Tang吴漛Urban1.3M WordsOngoing Born to Be Unlucky, Yet Useful is a contemporary urban novel about the bittersweet comic life of Wu Tang, a man from Northeast China. After a week of difficult labor, he finally came into the world, as if he had been out of step with fate from the very beginning. His business ventures repeatedly fail, partnerships go off the rails, and romances fizzle out. He bears a body full of illnesses and injuries without giving in, though the people around him often suffer the fallout. Yet he remains stubb —Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 696 天 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 976.7kReads9.4Score99.9kShelves

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    Wow, there's a novel that will make you laugh until you cramp up, and I have to rave about it! It's a masterpiece! Even in the 21st century, it would be considered a top-tier book. I'd be so sad if you didn't read it; it's truly amazing and I bet it'll be a huge hit soon.

47. 697 道 Fellow Daoist, Got Any Spirit Stones on You? 道友：身上有灵石否？ Old Tales in Red Are Gone红陈往事已矣Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted [No System + traditional fantasy + master schemer + many women + decisive and ruthless + lighthearted power fantasy] In front of a crowd, he gets hit with the classic broken-engagement scene. The protagonist, Gu Feng, smiles faintly: “Hey, you. I don’t mind you breaking off the engagement. But first, let’s work out the breakup compensation!” He takes out a golden abacus. Having prepared for this, he turns the tables and extorts four million spirit stones from his fiancée. “Ex, no, sucker, take c 10.9kReads8.2Score1.2kShelves

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    (Funny tidbits) Not for those with a low threshold for laughter; this is a hilarious and satisfying read that you can enjoy in one go.

48. 698 四 Siheyuan: Stir Up Trouble? Dogs Don't, but I Do! 四合院：搞事？狗不搞，我搞！ Half a Bullet半颗子弹Male-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [Ensemble Cast]+ [Mild Violence]+ [Stirs Up Trouble on Purpose]+ [Mastermind Behind the Scenes]+ [Mostly Everyday Life]+ [Fun and Hilarious] Qian Duoduo accidentally transmigrates into the world of Full of Love. His golden finger gives him two starter gift packs, then runs off. At five years old, Qian Duoduo opens a growth gift pack and obtains an Emotion Magnifier. From then on, the courtyard gains a little demon, and the city of Beijing gets a “little rascal.” At ten, he obtains the puppet Cha 22.9kReads7.7Score858Shelves

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    A lighthearted and humorous story set in a courtyard house. Watch as the mischievous little tyrant Qian Duoduo (💰💰) causes trouble in the courtyard. He's a troublemaker, a real brat! [Making faces][making faces]

49. 699 末 Apocalypse Carnival: I'm an Idiot, and Proud of It? 末日狂欢：我是萨比我骄傲了？ A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + comedic antics + brainless fun + spiritual elevation] A tale of umbrella people and umbrella affairs amid an apocalyptic crisis. The years 1999 and 2012 were two major turning points for human civilization. Alien invasions, a global apocalypse, and the coming Ice Age all point to a cosmic crisis that has already arrived. Stockpiling supplies? Building a shelter? Utterly pointless. In the apocalypse, only idiots can last forever. Apocalyptic revelry. Am I proud to be an idiot? 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    That must be this one! Reading it will make you an immortal! [Smirk][smirk][smirk]

50. 700 开 They Took Me for a Good-for-Nothing from the Start, So I Made Them Dance 开局被人当废柴，反手带他们起舞 Old Huang Yu老黄羽Urban450k WordsOngoing (System + comedy + ridiculous antics + passion + invincibility!) Earth experiences a spiritual qi revival, ushering humanity into an entirely new era! From the start, Yu Jin binds himself to the Superstar System, only to be mocked for having the strongest aptitude paired with the most useless talent! “What kind of genius is this? That talent is completely useless! What a waste of an Awakening Stone!” “Ahem, don’t get the wrong idea. He’s not my biological son. We adopted him!” “Hahaha, I can’t s 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first book is hilarious; after reading it, you'll understand why a reporter keeps going in and out of the police station (no female lead). The second book, while having a slap-in-the-face theme, is also very funny. Although it's a new book, the author's writing is better than most new books (it has a female lead).

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