Best Friends Become Sisters-in-Law: The Lame One Can Read Minds, the Mute One Awaits Her Translator

Name: Best Friends Become Sisters-in-Law: The Lame One Can Read Minds, the Mute One Awaits Her Translator
Author: Qian Shan Cui

闺蜜成妯娌：瘸能读心，哑等翻译

by Qian Shan Cui (千山淬)

Status: Completed
Length: 404k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

(Completed) [Funny, lighthearted story] [Bound to a White Lotus System vs. a telepathic, lame older brother] [Sharp-tongued mistranslations vs. gloomy, mute younger brother] [Marriage first, love later + sweet, everyday romance]

My best friend Bai Yuwei and I transmigrated into a novel as two unlucky women, each marrying one of a pair of rich twin brothers: one was lame and the other mute. She married the lame older brother, and I married the mute younger brother.

She was bound to a White Lotus Saintess System. With tears in her eyes, she declared her love: “Darling, I only want you, not your money. I’ll stay by your side for the rest of my life.”

In her heart, though: [As long as the money’s good, don’t even mention one lifetime. Even if it takes a few, your loyal servant will be there right on time.]

Li Hetong heard her thoughts and sneered to himself: [Trust a woman to stay poor her whole life.]

I was forced to marry the mute younger brother and serve as his interpreter, though I mostly just made things up.

When everyone mocked us, I calmly used his name to act tough: “My husband says, ‘Is your head broken? How dare you bully my wife? Has the water in your brain watered that tree in your heart? You can’t even tell who’s boss?’”

In reality, Li Hefeng had signed: [Su Miaoyin, is there something wrong with your head?]

I dragged my mute brother-in-law to karaoke, where I howled like a ghost and forced him to sing, then hired male escorts to make him jealous. She took the lame older brother to play soccer and made him be goalie.

The brothers said they were finally being treated like people, not disabled men, though maybe they weren’t being treated like people at all.

In the bedroom, I wore a red lace dress to tempt the mute younger brother. “Darling, if you want me, say something!” She, too, cornered the lame older brother in the bedroom in a purple camisole. “Darling, if you want me, get up!”

I wore the mute man down with nightly singing until he learned to pronounce words, while the lame older brother begged her every night to go again.

At the brink of life and death, the lame older brother sprang out of his wheelchair to save her from a fire. After being tempted by all those nights of singing, the mute younger brother learned to speak.

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