Funny! Funny! I Only Want Funny Stories! I’ve Been Feeling Emo Lately and Want to Cheer Up~ 搞笑!搞笑!只要搞笑文!最近emo 了,想开心点~
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Siheyuan: I Wield My Brush and Stir Up the Storm 四合院:执笔搅风云
Reborn in 1952, Wang Ping'an transmigrates to Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang. Alone in the world, he seems like a timid, easily bullied orphan to his neighbors. He makes a living writing articles and stories, often drawing on the people and events in the courtyard for inspiration. Anyone who deliberately gives him a hard time or schemes against him ends up as a villain in one of his stories, and the rumors soon spread throughout the entire compound. Everyone assumes he is a helpless writer,
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I Give Up and Watch the Drama: The Court Officials Are All Giggling? Not Anymore 摆烂吃瓜:满朝文武嘻嘻?不嘻嘻
(Completed) Also known as: Slacking Off and Enjoying the Gossip: The Entire Court Is Laughing? Not Anymore [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Family and Country + Slacking Off + Transmigration + Not a Strong Female Lead + Lighthearted + A Small Ensemble Cast + Romance] The heroine is a little weak at first, but gradually grows stronger. She gets ways to protect herself later on. Jiang Yueyang, an overworked office worker in the 21st century, stayed up late working overtime, suffered a
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Everyone in the Village Is Evil, and I’m the Only One Who Doesn’t Play Nice 全村都恶人,只有我不做人
[A satisfying story, an extremely satisfying story, an overwhelmingly satisfying story] [No romance + strong heroine + unhinged + comedy + bizarre thought processes + nonstop face-slapping] [The heroine does have a husband, but there really is no romance!!!!] Gone crazy? Good! Now she can go wild! Stay away from that crazy woman. You can’t afford to mess with her! A crazy woman, her silly dog, and her silly husband. One lunatic, two idiots. … Assassin Xiang Xi transmigrated to ancient times and
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Our Whole Class Transmigrated, and Every Day Is a Battlefield of Love 群穿后,我们班天天修罗场
The students in Class Two, Accounting, transmigrate together. On the way home from a class outing, their bus rolls over, transporting the entire class into the hottest political-strategy period novel of the moment. The System tells them that time and space are in disarray. They must follow the plot and complete their missions if they want to go home. General's daughter: So what can we even do with our major? Enemy crown prince: Take him down! The strongest secret guard: How about a rebellion? Ne
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Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙:全员不靠谱
[Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa
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The 1980s: The Demon Queen Turns Out to Be the Real Heiress 八零:魔王她成了真千金
[A slow-burn story. The early chapters focus mainly on the female lead’s growth. Feel free to pass if that’s not for you.] [The male lead got lost in the story again… No romance.] The true heiress who was switched at birth should have suffered through every hardship in the countryside. But after His Highness the Demon King, Lanting, stepped in, all of that disappeared. With a grand sweep of his hand, the Demon King revealed a bright white smile. This time, someone else would have to endure every
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The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜!
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so
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The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒:从死囚营到冠军侯
Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n
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Showing Our Ancestors the Sky Screen to Right History’s Ancient Wrongs 给祖宗播放天幕,挽千古意难平
[Historical livestream story with no romance] (Have you ever imagined the legendary age of seafaring in the Qin Dynasty, when the whole world competed to learn Qin? Have you ever imagined the Han Dynasty's age of conquest? It would have not only the legendary Huo Qubing and Wei Qing, but also the Han Imperial Women's Medical Academy and legendary female soldiers...) Qin Jiu was a history blogger just starting out. She had originally tried making history videos after losing her job, never expecti
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If I’m Right, I’m Right. If You’re Right, I’ll Beat You Up 姐行姐有理,你行姐揍你
A new book is out! Check out the hilarious power fantasy next door. Come give it a try! “No CP + strong heroine + power fantasy + comedy + decisive and ruthless” Content warnings: 1. Everyone is evil, including the heroine. 2. Everyone is crazy, especially the heroine, who is cruel and merciless. 3. A brainless power fantasy about a lunatic. Don’t read if that’s not your thing. Feng Xianxian, a madwoman who’s a master of both unhinged rants and snide remarks, draws her blade at the slightest pro
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A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天:我能拆解天下功法
Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces,
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Historical Projection: Watching a College Girl’s Ridiculous Videos 历史投放:围观女大学生沙雕视频
Zhong Shu, a university student, was just scrolling through videos as usual when she never expected them to be broadcast to every realm of ancient China. Qin Shi Huang: “What?! Xu Fu's descendants slaughtered my people in later generations?!” Emperor Wu of Han: “So there really is no elixir of immortality in this world!” Zhu Yunwen: “Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I couldn't have lost!” Li Shimin: “Hahaha, I told you there was no elixir of immortality. What?! I died from taking medicine too?
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Starting as a Crow, Bigwigs from Myriad Worlds Vacation in Water Margin 从乌鸦开始,万界大佬来水浒度假
The Liangshan heroes reject amnesty and, guided by the Lady of the Nine Heavens, establish a “Water Margin Resort” floating beyond the river of time. From then on, famous figures from every era “accidentally” transmigrate there to enjoy customized, immersive experiences. Zhu Bajie arrives, mistakes the ugly Prince Consort Xuan Zan for a monster and beats him, then sends Deng Fei and Cao Zheng fleeing in disgrace, only to drink Sun Erniang's foot-washing water... The Poet Immortal Li Bai arrives
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She's Mentally Ill. Why Would You Provoke Her? 她有精神病,你说你惹她干嘛
[A dangerously unhinged male lead raised as a girl x a heroine who's a pervert when she's not acting normal] After Ye Xinyi died in a psychiatric hospital, she transmigrated into the body of a minor NPC, starting off at the scene of a murder. She spent ten years in a psychiatric hospital. Did you really think she was normal? Hahaha, she actually is normal. When she isn't, she's a pervert.
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The Entire Court Heard My Jinxed Predictions 我的乌鸦嘴被满朝文武听见了
[Jinx / Mind-Reading / Hilarious Wish-Fulfillment / No Romance / Eventually Transmigrates Back / Connecting Two Worlds] Ye Shengxin transmigrated as a top scholar who disguises herself as a man. Every day, besides attending court, she has to make sure no one discovers who she really is. Luckily, she has a System. But the System has lost its memories. It has no idea it maxed out Ye Shengxin’s jinx skills, and it doesn’t know that the entire court can hear both its thoughts and hers. Watching Lord
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My Whole Family Are Villains? What a Coincidence, I'm a Horror BOSS 全家反派?巧了,我恐怖BOSS
[No CP romance + strongest female lead + absurd humor and meme references] Cen Yanli transmigrated into a power fantasy novel with a female lead. After learning from the female lead's conversation with the System that her whole family was supposed to be villains, Cen Yanli sighed. That's it? As a terrifying BOSS, Cen Yanli decided to teach them properly how real villains should behave. So the unreliable dad from the original story became the owner of a company ranked among the world's top 50
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Military Marriage in the Seventies: A Tough Guy Needs a Tough Chase 七零军婚:硬汉就得硬撩
[Military Romance + Both Pure + Age Gap + Size Difference] It doesn't matter whether the melon is sweet, as long as it fills you up and satisfies your craving! After working overtime until she dropped, she opened her eyes in the body of a country girl. Her first day came with an engagement, and she was sent to join the army. There was a tough, fearsome man in the military who had never married. He had become a real headache for his family, so they arranged an engagement banquet and bundled him o
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The Sky Screen Reveals the Past: The Qin Dynasty’s Second Emperor Is Actually Me 天幕盘点,秦二世竟是我自己
[This is part of a series about live broadcasts on the sky screen! The title can’t be changed, but besides Great Qin, I’ll also write about other second dynasties] [Completed: Great Qin arc, Wu Zhou arc [Live-streamed historical reviews] [Strong heroine, female emperor] [Logic-free power fantasy] [The heroine likes to play dumb while keeping her true strength hidden. She is decisive but not heartless, and has a harem] In a single moment, Qin Changman transmigrated into the body of one of Empero
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Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村?不!我是来养老的!
After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t
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Searching for a Mate in the Beast World: I Want the Fish and the Bear’s Paw 兽世寻夫:鱼和熊掌我要兼得
[1V2, Both Leads Are Pure · Past and Present Lives · Pursuing Her Husband Until He Finally Gives In] Yu Bao transmigrates to the Beast World, not to fall in love, but to stay alive! Her own husband kills her four times from the start. This time, he's not an alpha male, he's an actual bear! After being reborn for the fifth time, she finally gets it: Her husband used to be clingy. Now he's a menace! This guy can smash boulders with one paw, but he treats honey like his lifeblood. Guys, does anyone
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙
[Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans.
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History: Watching Videos and Roasting Every Dynasty 历史:刷视频吐槽历朝历代
Su Shishuang has always been an overworked corporate drone in the 21st century. She never imagined that one day she'd be betrayed by her former self from before reincarnation. One order was all it took for the thoughtful System to play the videos she'd watched to every dynasty throughout history. At first, the people of every dynasty were delighted when the glowing screen in the sky finally started showing something different. They thought the gods had finally descended. And then... [Charcoa
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Great Song Lotus Guard: A Transmigration That Begins with an Assassin 大宋芙蓉卫:穿越从刺客开始
[Mystery Case Investigation] [Historical Romance] [Transmigration] [Strong Female Lead] [Wuxia] [Medicine] In 2046, Jiang Man, a top agent of the GA Bureau, leapt into the flames of war in the second year of Jianyan under the Southern Song, searching for the lover she had lost long ago. This was her second transmigration. Who could have guessed that an unexpected mishap would strike on the very first day? The Furong Guard assassin Zilian, whose body she had entered, was unconscious and on the br
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My Grandmaster Is Zhuge Liang 我的祖师爷是诸葛亮
[Fantasy premise] [Urban supernatural powers] [Two Worlds] [Wits and strategy] [Three Kingdoms mysteries] Life is a play, and everything depends on your acting. Surrounded by enemies, fish in troubled waters. Make enemies believe they’re your friends, and make yourself seem like their enemy. Zeng Ming is plagued by a hidden ailment and has little time left to live. By sheer luck, he meets a benefactor and learns a life-saving spell passed down from Zhuge Liang. The trouble is, this spell comes w
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Babel's Eighth Book 巴别的第8本书
[Nonstop action, no frustrating angst, and perfectly suited to Chinese readers. Dive in without worry!] Li Xuan still doesn’t know that his sky screen livestream can reach the ancient past. After he livestreams a grand parade celebrating five thousand years of history, the emperors and famous generals from every dynasty across those five millennia are shaken to the core. Qin Shi Huang: “So the world is this vast! I’ll unite every country on this globe!” Emperor Wu of Han: “What’s so special abou
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No Spiritual Roots? I’ll Hunt Down the Heavenly Dao with My Mortal Body 无灵根?我以凡躯猎杀天道
On the day of the tournament, my cousin sighs that I have no spirit root. My fiancée demands to break off our engagement. My whole clan sees me as a burden, and the Heavenly Dao declares me a cripple. But no one knows that the [Myriad Daos Return to the Void System] I awakened tells me: Spirit roots are shackles imposed by the Heavenly Dao. Having no spirit root is what makes a person whole! From then on, I forge an original Great Dao that requires no spirit root. My cousin is a genius? I'll gra
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An Informal Talk About History: Every Nation Is on Edge 非正式会谈聊历史,各国坐不住了
After transmigrating, Zhang Yu discovers that he is supposed to appear on a show called Informal Talks. On the show, talented young people from different countries sit together and discuss their nations’ histories. To Zhang Yu’s astonishment, he has mastered the history of every country. When it comes to history, what nation can compare with China’s five thousand years of civilization? As they gather around the fire to talk about heroes and generals, Zhang Yu asks, “Can any of them compare to Gu
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A Journey Through the Martial World in Golden Winds and Jade Dew 金风玉露江湖行
Chen Hao comes from a world utterly different from this one. There, cultivators soar through the skies and burrow through the earth, spells can destroy heaven and earth, and sects have endured for millennia. As the son of the Hehuan Sect’s leader, he was meant to inherit the sect and roam the world in freedom. Until that blood-red night. His sect was destroyed, his father blew himself up, and every fellow disciple was killed. He fought desperately to protect his senior sister, only to end up wit
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A Wild Historical Mashup: I Build China's Greatest City of All Time 历史大乱炖,我打造华夏千古城
An ensemble story, no romance, helping people from every dynasty and changing the stories that left readers heartbroken! One by one, key points in history are unlocked, and figures from the past arrive at modern tourist attractions, where they collide with visitors from the present! Strolling along old-fashioned streets, you can see those who made their names in the histories, as well as those whose names never left the slightest trace in the record books. You can see lost crafts and the ingenio
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The Whole Capital Found Out About My Messy Affair with the Late Emperor 我和先帝那点破事被全京城知道了
[Crematorium + livestream + feel-good power fantasy + System] After Gu An is drowned in a pond, she awakens memories of her past life and gains a life-review System. By viewing each person's life story, she can edit it into a video. She decides to expose the most pitiful fools, projecting their stories into the sky for everyone in the capital to see. 10. My Mom Is Obsessed with Romance, So I Sleep in the Pigsty. 9. The Real and Fake Young Misses. 8. The Capital's Beloved Lady and Her Scandalous
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Wait, What? My Best Friend's Gift Turned Out to Be Her Uncle! 搞错了!闺蜜送的礼物竟是她小叔
(Just started getting ratings, and they’ll rise later) Hong Kong finance tycoon × rebellious Beijing heiress pretending to be a good girl Marriage first, love later|Long-planned romance|Ten-year age gap|Powerful man bows to love|Devoted, mutually faithful couple|Beijing and Hong Kong elite families On the night of her coming-of-age ceremony, Feng Xiaxi awakened memories of her past life. Bound by traditional expectations all her life, she was known in Beijing as the perfect good girl. She never
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Online Game: My Health Bar Can Grow 网游,我的血条能成长
Kill a player, and your maximum HP increases by 5. Kill an NPC, and your maximum HP increases by 10. Take down a boss, and your maximum HP gets an extra 100. When Qin Wu finally beat the divine beast Phoenix to death after it had revived nine times in a row, the Phoenix couldn’t understand why this guy’s health bar was longer than all nine of its lives combined!
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Endlessly Reborn to Kill the Male Lead 无限重生只为杀男主
Duan Wuer is trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth. Her greatest goal in life this time around: kill Qi Yi and clock out for good! Who could have guessed her assassination attempts would be so absurd, each one turning into a spectacular fiasco? She once became a buzzing mosquito, only for him to slap her dead. She once became a stray black dog, and he took her to be neutered. The most ridiculous time, she choked to death on a steamed bun while watching a play! Every assassination attempt fail
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Writing a Diary in the Jie Sect, Tongtian Gets Played for a Fool 人在截教写日记,通天被玩坏了
Ying Yuan woke up one day to find that he had transmigrated to Mount Kunlun in the Primordial World. He had become an evil dragon, formed from the power of wickedness at the dawn of creation. As an innate evil dragon, he was steeped in wickedness and burdened by karma. The Human Religion refused to take him in, the Chan Sect despised him and called for his death, and the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas wanted nothing to do with him. With no other choice, he joined the Jie Sect as an outer sect disc
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Quick Transmigration: A Guide to Redeeming Scumbags 快穿之人渣洗白指南
The rating just came out, so it's low. [Brainless power fantasy, redemption, no romance, focused entirely on completing missions] Ji Xiuyuan's mission is to change the fate of people whose lives were ruined by scumbags. One: Vain? The state will pay. Two: An ungrateful, heartless traitor. Three: A notorious paparazzo. Four: An overseas student who betrays the country. Five: A wastrel in the Republican era. Six: A charlatan? A master fortune-teller. Seven: Selling pancakes in America. Eight: A de
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The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半,全家福星杀疯了
[The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax
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Jujutsu Kaisen: Life Choices, a Mangekyo from the Start! 咒回:人生选择,开局万花筒!
After transmigrating into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen, Xia Liu is a little freaked out when a cursed spirit comes knocking! Fortunately, he awakens a Life Choices System! [Choice One: Gaze deeply into Satoru Gojo’s eyes for ten seconds. Reward: Mangekyo Sharingan!] [Choice Two: Sukuna has lots of eyes, so randomly poke out two. Reward: Domain: Black Flash Octagon Cage!] [Choice Three: Get Mei Mei to wear twin tails, then have a deep conversation with her~ Reward: Tsukuyomi!] During the Shib
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Crashing and Thriving in the Cultivation World with a Pirated System 带着盗版系统在修仙界翻车歪打正着
He Took a Knockoff System into the Cultivation World and Somehow Turned Disaster into Opportunity
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Spiritual Qi Revival: From the Start, I Move Into a Divine-Level Retirement Home 灵气复苏:开局入住神级养老院
[Spiritual qi revival + comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger + one female lead] An accident leaves Lin Xiao reborn in a world undergoing spiritual qi revival. He thought he would begin an invincible life, but it turns out he awakened the most useless superpower of all. To make matters worse, he was reborn as a simp. Because of his ability, his girlfriend broke up with him on the spot. Forget it, let the world end! If he can’t be the protagonist, being a couch potato isn’t so bad. Lin Xiao deci
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Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我,系统,求打赏
I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates?
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With a Misfortune Aura, I Can Do Whatever I Want 拥有霉运光环的我横行无忌
Jiang Mo came with a bad-luck aura. “What? You’re at the Nascent Soul Realm? Once, a Nascent Soul cultivator faced me and suffered a reversal of their meridians. Their essence and blood surged into their Nascent Soul, which exploded, killing them on the spot. “What? You’re at the Spirit Severing Realm? Not long ago, a Spirit Severing cultivator tried to attack me, only to be caught by an enemy at the Void Refinement Realm and cut down in one blow. That Void Refinement powerhouse even thanked me.
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The System Tells Me to Act Crazy, So I Become Invincible Instead 系统让我装疯,我反手无敌
The System Tells Me to Pretend to Be Crazy, So I Turn Around and Become Invincible
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I, I-I-I-I, Am from Different Times and Spaces 我,我我我我我,来自不同时空
The original novel behind the motion comic Hi, Su Chen [Lighthearted comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Everyday urban life] [No System] I am a zombie with no morals. I am a cold-blooded, ruthless assassin. I am a student with a rotten character. I am an arrogant, spoiled celebrity. I am an immortal consumed by lust. I am a scholar who has lost all humanity. I want to kill myself! I want to stay alive! I want to escape this world! I'm plotting to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior everyone look
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Porridge by Lamplight 晚灯留粥
Porridge by the Lamplight
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After Becoming the Overbearing CEO's Sister, I Gave Up Trying 穿成霸总他妹后我摆烂了
Xu Tang transmigrated into a book as the overbearing CEO’s younger sister. The original version of her was a menace who’d joined the entertainment industry, and now Xu Tang had to clean up her messes. During a livestream, a hater asked, “Why are you pretending to be pitiful?” Xu Tang put in some eye drops and choked out, “How else am I supposed to cash in? We’re all working stiffs here, buddy. Give me a break.” On a variety show, during a truth-or-dare segment, she was asked, “What’s the most me
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Everyone Draws Cards to Change Classes, but One Draw Gives Me Max Stats! 全民抽卡转职,我一抽满命!
In this world, gacha rules! When people turn eighteen, they each get one chance to draw a card and change careers. Some poor students draw combat classes and rise to the top overnight. Some top students draw civilian classes and lose any chance of adventure and battle. In this gacha era, drawing a combat class is called pulling a gold. The world rewards you with another draw, and duplicate classes are converted into constellation levels. However, there is no pity system. On the day of his draw,
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I Teach Patriotism in a World of Strange Rules 我在规则怪谈里搞爱国教育
Teaching Patriotism in Rules-Based Horror Stories
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Five Babies at Once: Every One of Them Is a Little Villain 一胎五宝:崽子个个是反派
She transmigrated into the body of a mother of five, and every one of her children was a villain. The eldest: “So what if I hurt people? At least it makes me happy.” The second: “I’m not a flirt. My heart’s just broken into so many pieces that each one falls for someone different.” The third: “Lying isn’t a habit. It’s who I am.” The fourth: “Sniffle, don’t blame her. Just blame me.” The fifth: “I’d rather jump off this cliff than eat a single bite of a mortal’s food!” A black-hearted schemer, a
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Detective Conan: Playing a Deranged Double Agent in the Black Organization 柯南:在酒厂当一个疯批二五仔
Shengu Jieyue, code-named Golden Wheat Wine in the Organization. Known as a walking armory and nicknamed the Madman, he believes that if you can solve something by hitting it, there's no need to run your mouth. Conan: “If you keep beating up suspects for no reason and forcing them to confess, I'm reporting you!” Gin: “I suspect there's something wrong with him, but I have no proof.” Akemi Miyano: “I think Mr. Shengu is a good person.” Ai Haibara: “Sis, don't let him fool you. This guy is even wo
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A Man's Unusual Life as a Woman 男穿女的别样人生
Xia Hongyang, a modern martial arts instructor, got drunk and transmigrated into the body of Xia Hong, a woman with the same surname but a different name. The tragic part was that he had ended up in a beautiful woman's body. Even more absurdly, he transmigrated right onto a bridal bed on her wedding night. Frustrated and lost, he had no idea what to do. He tried to fight fate, but reality got the better of him. In the end, he could only give in and accept his circumstances, settling down to live
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