If I’m Right, I’m Right. If You’re Right, I’ll Beat You Up

Name: If I’m Right, I’m Right. If You’re Right, I’ll Beat You Up
Author: Qingyuan Mumu

姐行姐有理，你行姐揍你

by Qingyuan Mumu (清源木木)

Status: Completed
Length: 207k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

“No CP + strong heroine + power fantasy + comedy + decisive and ruthless”

Content warnings: 1. Everyone is evil, including the heroine.

2. Everyone is crazy, especially the heroine, who is cruel and merciless.

3. A brainless power fantasy about a lunatic. Don’t read if that’s not your thing.

Feng Xianxian, a madwoman who’s a master of both unhinged rants and snide remarks, draws her blade at the slightest provocation. She transmigrates into the body of the heroine in a tragic historical romance.

Then she discovers that there isn’t a single normal person in this story. They’re all crazy.

The male lead is a hostage from an enemy kingdom, with a thousand schemes up his sleeve. He spends all day plotting, offers the heroine to his sworn enemy as a reward for the army, then kills her entire family and destroys her country.

The second male lead is a mad dog who breaks the heroine’s limbs and brutally torments her just to humiliate the male lead.

The third male lead is a hypocrite who acts deeply devoted to her, but is quicker than anyone to stab her in the back...

The fourth male lead is an ingrate who steps on her to climb higher, then turns around and shoves her into the abyss.

In short, everyone connected to the heroine wants to hurt her.

This is a heart-wrenching story where every character is evil, and you have to risk your life to play along.

It’s so deranged that even a passing dog would get dragged in for a little torment.

Anyone else facing this hellish start would surely cry out that it was impossible.

But Feng Xianxian, a true lunatic, feels right at home.

She can do it.

She can really do it.

“I thought she’d landed in a tragic romance about a fallen princess and the ruler of an enemy kingdom. I never expected a power fantasy about unifying the world. My mistake.”

“No.”

By now, Feng Xianxian has beaten everyone into submission.

She tries to reason with them, perfectly serious.

“It’s still a tragic romance, of course.”

“I draw blood, gouge out eyes, and stab people in the kidneys. I break the law every single day. How does that not count?”

Stats

101Chapters

1.6kReads · 30 days

327.3kReads · all time

167Shelf adds, last 14 days

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Here's a heads-up for everyone in the comments section: 1. The female lead is no exception, even among villains. 2. The entire cast is insane, with the female lead being the most cruel and ruthless. The villain's character is a complete madman (evil from beginning to end, all for her own benefit).
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This is amazing! Hahaha, I love Crazy Literature! The author's writing is so interesting!
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I love it! It's rare to find a female lead with this kind of personality. Keep it up, author! I've searched through countless novels and only a handful feature crazy female leads that really suit my taste. Please don't slack off and stop updating! [Please update more frequently!][Please update more frequently!]
20 likes3y ago
The female protagonist in "Crazy Literature" is so charming.
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It's incredibly good! The female lead didn't actually transmigrate into the book, but rather into her past life. The original owner of the body she transmigrated into, Wen Li, was her enemy from the 23rd century. The female lead is extremely powerful, and her revenge against the villains is incredibly satisfying.
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It's entertaining and hilarious; the author uses jokes skillfully without them feeling out of place. The whole story is just pure enjoyment. There are some logical inconsistencies towards the end, but the story is short enough to overlook them. It's definitely worth reading. If you like fast-paced, action-packed stories, don't miss it! The female lead is absolutely insane! 😂
15 likes3y ago
This is the most satisfying online novel I've ever read on Tomato. It's truly exhilarating and cathartic!
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So satisfying!! A witty and humorous article that made me burst out laughing in the middle of the night.
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It's good, decisive and ruthless, and full of slaps to the face. Finally, after years of suffering in "Goodbye My Princess", I found an outlet (I watched it because I thought Xiao Feng's makeup and styling were very beautiful). At the beginning, it was impossible that she was a family member of the female lead and wouldn't die.
12 likes8mo ago
I love it so much! I just love how crazy the female lead is 🤭🤭🤭 She's slicing things up with a knife!
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