Please Recommend Hilarious, Well-Written No-CP Stories! I'm Out of Books to Read! 跪求无cp文，爆笑文笔好的，人家书荒了！

57 我 I Can Reload Infinitely, and See Through Every Hidden Card 我无限回档，洞悉所有底牌 Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban2.0M WordsCompleted This book has been signed for publication, so enjoy it with confidence. [Death Regression + Foreknowledge of the Future + Kill the Saintly One First + Dark Tone + Supernatural Resurgence] After accidentally transmigrating to a world invaded by the supernatural, Fang Xiu awakens the ability to return from death, also known as turning back time. Whenever he dies, time rewinds to just before his death. In this perilous and uncanny world, he could have laid low, but instead he chooses to announce to 370.8kReads9.5Score48.4kShelves

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They are all very good [shy], the last one made me laugh to death when I first read it!!

59 直 Livestream: The Top-Tier Star's Hilarious Little Sister Goes Viral 直播：顶流哥哥的沙雕亲妹爆红啦 Confused Foolish Beauty迷糊笨蛋美人Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Real siblings / no romance / top-tier star / lighthearted / everyday life / warm / healing / movie star / coming-of-age] Before she transmigrated into a book, Wen Yu’er was the Pei family’s real daughter, lost and raised elsewhere. She was the butt of jokes among the powerful and wealthy, and in the end, her rich brother dragged her all over the world by plane, luxury cruise ship, and convertible sports car. After transmigrating into a book, when she saw this wealthy brother again, Wen Yu’er co 8.4kReads9.4Score933Shelves

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All without cp, very good-looking, very funny ੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾

60 疯 After the Mad Emperor Redeemed Himself, All Under Heaven Became His Devoted Subjects 疯批帝尊洗白后，天下皆为裙下臣 Chuchu Ziyu初初子语Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Original title: After Constantly Trying to Get Myself Killed, I Became the Emperor Venerated by All Di Yange transmigrates into a wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers, where she can only return home by getting herself killed. To make it back as soon as possible, she disguises herself as a man and does everything she can to oppose the protagonist and befriend the villains. In the end, through one careless mistake, she not only saves all the villains but also follows their path, rising ste 50.2kReads9.4Score8.4kShelves

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The heroine has no cp. When I watch it and get angry, I will always laugh out loud because of the heroine's psychological activities. The heroine was fighting to the death on her way home, but in the end she became Emperor Zun. (Female disguised as a man (⊙o⊙)) The method of this article is to use the mirror of heaven to go back in time, and then the immortal officials are constantly slapped in the face. Anyway, it's so cool. It's just not finished yet T^T If you are interested, please take a look.

61 大 Bro, Give It a Rest! Everyone You Follow Is Dead! 大哥，收手吧，你的关注全嘎了！ The Unrivaled Killer不可一世的杀手Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha 19.7kReads8.6Score2.2kShelves

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67 闪 Out of the Way! Senior Sister with the Lightning Spirit Root Is About to Smite Scumbags 闪开！雷灵根大师姐要劈渣了 Fei Liubai飞流白Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Quick transmigration + feel-good story + no romance + System + strong female lead + punishing scumbags Something has gone wrong in the Three Thousand Realms. The Divine Transformation Venerable Xiyi is ordered to investigate, and unexpectedly captures a System. She'll complete a mission and repay a karmic debt, while also uncovering the secrets behind the Three Thousand Realms. But Venerable Xiyi can't help wondering why so many scumbags who deserve to be struck by lightning keep popping up in f 4.9kReads9.3Score600Shelves

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If you accept quick travel stories, you can read the first two books, 🈚CP quick travel stories, one is a Buddhist who will neither return to secular life nor become a black man, and the other is a senior sister who is dedicated to saving her junior brothers and sisters🤙🤙🤙The last one is shamelessly recommended by the author, and it is a traditional fairy tale [seeking attention][seeking attention][seeking attention]

70 超 Unbelievably Wild! Six Uncles Protect the Little Firecracker, So Who Dares Mess with Her? 超野！小疯批六个舅舅护着谁敢惹 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 147.9kReads9.6Score17.9kShelves

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This book is really funny if you read it without thinking. [Laughing and crying] There is no cp family affection, Qianmei and the housekeeper Nan Shu are both very funny~

71 无 The Uncrowned Empress 无双之无冕女皇 Half the Living半苍生Ancient Romance1.3M WordsOngoing (A strong female lead. Originally titled The Journey of Jingshu. This book is marked as discontinued, but it is actually complete and split into two volumes. The sequel is titled The Journey of Jingshu: Sequel.) Have you ever wondered how an ordinary woman could break through the ranks of male officials and seize power in a feudal age? Have you ever wanted to know how the heroine awakens the people's consciousness, changes the course of a nation's history, and prevents the horrific massacres of 50Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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Story introduction: The writing and plot are all funny, and they are not brainless. The key point is that there is no cp.

73 毒 What’s Wrong with Being a Jinx? In the Cultivation World, Whoever I Curse Dies 毒奶怎么了？修仙界我奶谁谁死 One Peach at a Time一口一个桃儿Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Lighthearted + Absurd] Other people when they transmigrate: Invincible luck + handsome men everywhere Liu Yipan when she transmigrates: A brutal beating from the start + a jinx’s mouth Luckily, an immortal master fell from the sky. But when she arrived at his sect, she saw: Endless volumes of Buddhist scriptures in Sanskrit, leaving Liu Yipan completely dumbfounded. “You went to all that trouble to bring me here just to make me a nun?!” She wanted to throw her head back and shout 1.6kReads9.2Score244Shelves

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This book is completely consistent with

74 快 The Quick Transmigration Big Shot's Retired Life 快穿大佬退休日常 I Gain Weight Even Drinking the Northwest Wind喝西北风都胖Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No CP, no guide + white and black system + all-round boss] In recent years, there have been too many workers, and the fast-wearing industry has been severely involuted! Retired boss: Never lose, only win. The boss's task after retirement is to dress up as middle-aged women, mothers-in-law, and little old ladies who are not favored in various dimensions. The task requirements are very simple, just go shopping, play cards, drink tea, enjoy flowers, walk the dog, take care of the baby... Spend you 850Reads7.9Score102Shelves

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Story synopsis: The first book [No CP non-strategy + white-cut black system + all-round boss] In recent years, there have been too many tasks, and the fast-traveling industry has been seriously involved! Retired boss: Never lose, only win. The boss's task after retirement is to dress up as middle-aged women, mothers-in-law, and little old ladies who are not favored in various dimensions. The task requirements are very simple, just go shopping, play cards, drink tea, enjoy flowers, walk the dog, take care of the baby... Spend your old age peacefully. There is no need to blame the sky, the earth, the arrogant tyrant, step on the lotus with your feet, or tear the dregs with your hands. In a word: please be a kind little old lady and never interfere in anything between the male and female protagonists! Huh? Boss, I never thought you could play like this. The second book [Entertainment Circle] [No cp] [Career & Friendship] [Star Detective Spin-off] Luan Yan worked hard in the entertainment industry until she was 28 years old, and finally won the White Jade Award for Best Actress for her acting skills. However, she did not expect that at the award ceremony, the crystal lamp on her head fell for some reason, and she fell into a book written by a black fan. Thinking of her miserable fate at the hands of her opponent in the book, Luan Yan worked hard on her career and tried her best to prevent herself from being wiped out in the future. During the period of her career, she participated in a puzzle variety show that was not popular at first, and met many future big names in various fields in the entertainment industry. But now, like her, they all signed up for this variety show because they had no money. But no one expected that this variety show would become famous!

76 重 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！ Tattered Immortal破烂仙人Ancient Romance3.1M WordsOngoing After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t 7.7kReads9.1Score776Shelves

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There is no cp, strong women, no Mary Sues in the group portraits, the plot is not bloody, and there is no forced intelligence. The whole book is heart-warming and has very few excellent ones.

77 快 Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰 Snowfield Phantom雪地幽灵Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Low traffic, lousy ratings, a book that won’t sell, and I’m typing away every day. You don’t like, she doesn’t read. A million brilliant words, and still not a soul in sight. A flashy world, patience all gone. Follows are stolen, updates are homework. I can’t write blurbs, the author’s worn out. I want to get drunk, the heroine’s on her knees. No debut feature, two book tests thrown to the dogs. The title came out awkward, a last-minute bonus made me look like a fool. Daily earnings barely cove 1.4kReads8.9Score182Shelves

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Come, come, see if this book matches?

78 智 The Wise Don't Fall in Love, They Only Serve Their Country 智者不入爱河，只爱报效祖国 Exquisite Delicacies珍馐美馔Modern Romance628k WordsOngoing [No romance + strong heroine + lighthearted wish fulfillment + wild imagination + maxed-out combat skills] The founding emperor died halfway through his great endeavor, and Yun Xiao was transmigrating halfway through hers... Yun Xiao: Thanks for asking. I wasn’t on a plane. I’m in another world, and I’m freaking out. After years of struggling in the workplace, Yun Xiao had finally gone from employee to boss. She opened a huge warehouse supermarket and was ready to lie flat and enjoy life. But ju 199Reads9.5Score—Shelves

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These authors have clearly stated that they are CP-free and can be consumed with confidence.

80 苟 Once We’re Rich, We’ll Take Care of Our Sisters 苟富贵，养姐妹 Changdao Tea and Foam长岛茶与沫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] [No romance] [Food fiction] [Everyday money-making] (Synopsis: “By the Mandate of Heaven, the Emperor decrees: Empress Shen has harmed the imperial heir, a crime beyond forgiveness. She is to be confined to the Cold Palace and reflect on her actions. So decreed!” Xu Yao: … Shen Ning: ???? Kid, got a lot of questions, huh? The commotion caught Shen Ning’s attention. She turned around and eyed Pei Xingchuan, dressed head to toe in black. “An assassin??” Pei Xingchuan: “…” Woul 6.9kReads9.4Score792Shelves

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These books are both good-looking and hilarious. They are the kind that will make your stomach hurt from laughing in the middle of the night. I highly recommend them.

82 大 Great Ming: Zhu Yuanzhang Is Dumbfounded When a Bookshop Sells the History of the Ming Dynasty! 大明：书店卖明史，朱元璋懵了！ Lone Mountain of Chu楚山孤Historical644k WordsCompleted Zhu Chen returned to his hometown and opened a bookstore. Business was slow. But then a peculiar reader showed up, dressed like someone from ancient times. Zhu Chen wasn’t surprised, assuming he was an actor who made a living taking photos with tourists at a scenic spot. The two hit it off, chatting freely about everything from ancient times to the present, and Zhu Chen even taught him a few things. One day, several years later, time and space converged. Zhu Chen walked out of the bookstore alon 35.1kReads8.8Score2.9kShelves

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This is okay

83 快 Quick Transmigration: She Wants No Men, Only Money 快穿：她不碰男人只碰钱 Lazy Bow懒弓Modern Romance3.2M WordsCompleted On an utterly ordinary day, Jiang Bai, an ordinary college student, encounters a System. It tempts her: "After graduation, do you want to become a wage slave? Do you want to make a fortune every day and become a success? If you're a Host, come sign a contract with me and travel to another world!" Faced with such an obvious sales pitch, Jiang Bai shamefully finds herself tempted. "Yes! I'm in!" After transmigrating, Jiang Bai finds herself playing a lovestruck passerby, a wicked cannon-fodder 10.5kReads9.2Score802Shelves

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Jiang Bai my favorite [admiration]

84 顶 Supreme Fortune: The Cannon Fodder Is a Jinx 顶级气运，炮灰她是乌鸦嘴 Azure Sea and Blue Sky碧海青天Modern Romance311k WordsOngoing Qin Mingyue transmigrates into another world. She's beautiful and kindhearted, but has a mouth that brings bad luck. A contrarian through and through, she's greedy but not lustful. If she can't win a fight, she lays low; if she gets the chance, she kills. Someone ate her tonic, and her cousin broke his leg because he stepped out with his left foot first. Someone stole her opportunity, and a genius is cursed by the little chatterbox into coughing up blood every few days. Someone framed her, and a 743Reads9.2Score103Shelves

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There is no cp yet. The quarrel was funny and interesting. Unfortunately, it has been discontinued. I highly recommend it.

85 朝 The Court’s Little Gossipmonger, Lady Lin, Gets Rich and Becomes a Queen 朝堂吃瓜小林大人她暴富还封王啦 Future Pretty-Girl Warrior未来美少女战士Ancient Romance301k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip + No Romance + Absurd Comedy + Feel-Good Wish Fulfillment] Lin Yuyu, a university student who had just graduated in the 21st century, was packing to go home when a suitcase rolling down the stairs hit her and killed her. She was reborn in the Great Xia Dynasty as the daughter of a minor official, and spent fourteen carefree years doing as little as possible. At last, the System that had fallen behind caught up with her and bound itself to a gossip system. From then on, her 3.6kReads8.7Score436Shelves

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Super funny. I loved the first one so much.

87 快 Quick Transmigration: Don’t Be Afraid, Villains, Your Big Sister Is Here! 快穿：反派莫怕，你姐驾到！ Wen Shiliu Liu温十六六Ancient Romance249k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + quick transmigration + saving villains + System + alternate world + absurd comedy + no romance + family bonds + face-slapping + ensemble cast + villains] Lu Qingyu: “Wasn’t I supposed to be the only quick transmigrator? What’s with all these reborn people, transmigrators, and mind readers?!!!” Lu Qingyu died suddenly. When she opened her eyes, she was inexplicably bound to a System. Her mission was to set things right, and return to the protagonists the life paths that should h —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Funny without cp family affection

88 男 Get Out of the Way, Male Lead! The Female Supporting Character Is My Fiancee 男主走开，女配是我未婚妻 White Crane by the Water白鹤临水Ancient Romance275k WordsOngoing [Notice: This story is undergoing revisions. Once the earlier sections have been revised, the rest will be written through to the ending.] Can you believe it? I transmigrated into an old-school fantasy romance novel and became the so-called strong heroine of a wish-fulfillment story. But books like this may be called “strong female lead” stories, when in reality the male lead is the strongest of all, and no matter how strong the heroine is, she’s still just his pampered wife. The original heroin 4Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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No cp, the heroine's IQ is online, she is a strong woman (the first two books of Lightning Protection are both being serialized)

90 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 2.2kReads9.4Score219Shelves

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These two are quite fun.

92 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 32.6kReads9.5Score4.8kShelves

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Hee hee hee, my favorite. The first one is very good. The second one I have been following for a long time (because the author disappeared before). Let's read the third one as if it has no cp. There is a male protagonist in the extra chapter. Just don't read the extra chapter. Dabai made me laugh to death.

93 快 Quick Transmigration: Don’t Ask. I’m Just Trying to Die 快穿：别问，问就是一心求死 Two Fragrances两香Ancient Romance339k WordsCompleted [Infinite-flow quick transmigration + no romance + short, fast-paced arcs] Ruan Lingling was murdered. She didn't know how she died; all she knew was that her death record had gotten stuck! The Black and White Impermanence were unfazed. They pulled out a System and said, as if this happened all the time, “It's fine. If something goes wrong, just reboot! Here, take this System with you. After dying eighty-one times, surely you'll get it to work.” And so... “Your Majesty, the Empress is trying 836Reads8.8Score102Shelves

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They all belong to the non-CP type, and the level of funnyness depends on the situation👌 1. Fast time travel, the heroine finally accompanies her family as Pluto, which is very heartwarming 2. Time travel story, guides different characters, and finally disappears from the world 3. Chaos loses amnesia and becomes a princess, helps to govern the country, and then reincarnates 4. Time travel to become an empress, create happiness for the people, and finally die one after another with the regent. 5. In the quick travel story, the heroine is the system and provides plug-ins to the heroines in different worlds. 6. The heroine helps the male and female protagonists in different planes to swap plots and realize the character's wishes. 7. The heroine goes down the mountain to form a cp for the descendants of the incense offerer, and finally goes up the mountain... This is just a brief introduction, and some plots are a little forgotten. Friends, you can read the introduction of the work👌