Please Recommend Hilarious, Well-Written No-CP Stories! I'm Out of Books to Read! 跪求无cp文，爆笑文笔好的，人家书荒了！

105 快 Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Wrecks the Plot 快穿之大魔王崩坏剧情 Mist Rising Through the Long Forest雾起长林Modern Romance428k WordsCompleted (No romance, brainless wish-fulfillment.) The heroine is an overbearing, chuuni, unhinged supervillain. She isn't human! She has no human morality and is rotten to the core. Anyone seeking justice or a saintly heroine should stay away. She takes the scumbag's path and leaves scumbags nowhere to go. If she can solve something with violence, she won't waste a word. She's a master of every kind of scheming green tea and black lotus trick: if you can imagine it, she can do it. A mama's boy ends up w 51.7kReads9.5Score5.2kShelves

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This is really funny. There is a world where the heroine sells the Sunflower Book and everyone has a copy. Later, everyone thinks it is not possible and destroys the Sunflower Book. Unexpectedly, before the heroine left, she hid the Sunflower Book all over the world. Someone always falls into the cave and gets the "Grandpa's" Sunflower Book Secrets [Eating Melon]

106 快 Quick Transmigration: Ancestor, Go Easy on Them 快穿：祖宗下手轻点 Long Leg Hair脚毛长长滴Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With one astonishing move after another on her missions, Pei Fufu drove 360 Systems to the brink of madness and tore apart ten Heavenly Daos. She then successfully landed at the very bottom of the Mission Taker rankings! Mission objective: Win over the Demon Lord? Win over my foot. This is so annoying. I’ll just stab him to death. She transmigrates into the heroine of an angst novel, and the villainess has gone blind too?! To protect every organ in her body, Pei Fufu acts decisively. That ver 506Reads9.2Score102Shelves

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Don't bother reading it. It's really good. I've read it all. I can usually finish a book in two or three days. I'm so excited. Some of them are not necessarily funny. I really like them.

110 快 Quick Transmigration: Forget the Plot and Have a Blast 快穿：不走剧情爽歪歪 The Little Fairy Who Loves Gardening喜欢种菜的小仙女Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Quick transmigration + reborn + absurdist humor + comedy + silly fun + uniquely devoted female lead, no romance) There are always plenty of hapless fools and cannon fodder who become stepping stones for others. Someone has to maintain balance across all places, so the Grand Plane sends people to keep each world stable. And so, the mighty Ginger made her appearance... Well... All right, Ginger actually isn't from the Grand Plane. She was originally a plant, warm in nature and beneficial to yang 1kReads6.8Score—Shelves

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There is no cp, there are all funny jokes

111 小 Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧，但一剑毁天灭地 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 423.5kReads9.6Score47.5kShelves

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These three books are all funny, especially the first one, Lang Lang, made me laugh to death. There is also a novel that is also funny, but there seems to be a CP in the follow-up. The name is Me and the Divine Painting, You and I Are All Bastards, and it is being serialized. If you are interested, you can go and take a look.

113 反 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了 Yi Ezreal一泽瑞尔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 23.8kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves

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They are all free of charge. They are funny and good-looking. You deserve to have them. Two for women and two for men. They are at the bottom of the box [laughing]

115 天 Destiny's Chosen: The Master Is Here 天命所归：观主在上 Xiao Xiao Mingqiu小小明秋Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ancient High God × Overwhelming Power × Subverting Expectations × Complete] She is Xihe, an ancient high god. Suppressed by the Heavenly Dao, she must enter the cycle of reincarnation once every few thousand years, cultivate virtue, accumulate merit, and reclaim her divine status. This time, things go terribly for her from the start: an orphan, a car accident, and an old Daoist who takes her in at a rundown temple. Everyone thinks she’s a poor little thing. Then she accidentally falls into a ca 2.5kReads8.5Score371Shelves

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Give it a try, good article without CP

116 我 I Opened a Vacation Inn in the Post-Apocalyptic World 我在末世里开度假宾馆 Raise a Little Blue Cat养只小蓝猫Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Business Building + Post-Apocalypse] New mission: Open a hotel in the post-apocalyptic world. Xia Yan: “I thought this was supposed to be a vacation. Where’s the scenery? Are the zombies the scenery? Thanks, but no thanks!” System: “No, no, hear me out. No missions, no punishments, and upgrades are entirely up to you. You can slack off as much as you like. This System will always be on your side!” Xia Yan: “Okay!” And so Xia Yan finds herself in a dilapidated hotel. The conditions 107.2kReads8.8Score20.4kShelves

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"A wise man does not fall in love, I love the motherland" is very nonsensical, and the whole staff is ridiculous

118 快 Quick Transmigration: If You Don’t Want to Die, You Can Still Go Die 快穿：如果不想死，你还可以去世 This Tomato Tastes Like Tomatoes这个西红柿有番茄味44k WordsOngoing Wang Er slipped on a banana peel while walking and fell, dying a tragic death in the street. When she woke again, she was a goofy Host carrying a quick transmigration System. Her lips curled into a faint smile. “This time, I’m getting back the 20 buckets of rice that belong to me!” No romance, wild imagination, just having fun! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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My Wang Er applied to debut.

119 统 The Wandering Life of the System 统子的流浪人生 Drafty Cotton Jacket棉袄漏风Ancient Romance355k WordsCompleted A clone of the Immortal Realm's Venerable Emperor gets bound to a little System and hilariously heads down to the mortal world to complete missions: braving the apocalypse, battling in xianxia worlds, journeying through the worlds of Journey to the West and Water Margin, and exploring game worlds. There's nothing we can't do if you can think of it. Then one day, a bootleg System appears to challenge us. The little System says, “I'm from the orthodox immortal sect. Who are you?” 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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Take it away without any thanks, it's super funny without CP

120 恶 The Villainess Awakens! The Fallen Princess Joins the Paranormal Investigation Unit 恶女觉醒！亡国公主在灵异调查组 May the Fairy Live a Hundred Years仙女长命百岁Mystery188k WordsOngoing No romance + revenge + mysticism + ghost hunting + an overwhelmingly powerful female lead Meng Zhi, the fallen princess of the Dazhao Kingdom, is dug up two thousand years later along with her cat. Literally dug up. Still inside her coffin. Meng Zhi still remembers the day she woke up: the archaeological team’s earth-shattering screams nearly made her go deaf the moment she opened her eyes. Archaeologist: “Can you believe it? The TV show came true. This thing can come back to life?! Fine, then 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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This cp-free book is lighthearted and funny. There is no female competition and no ambiguity. Most of the villains are male.

121 区 Just a Divine Game? Watch Me Speedrun It 区区神明游戏，看我速通 Zero No. 2零2号Mystery206k WordsCompleted The Divine Game has descended. One player from every country is chosen to enter a dungeon, where survival is not guaranteed, while the whole world watches live. The Divine Game chose Shang Qiu. Shang Qiu, female, nineteen years old. An S-rank clear veteran, a thrill-seeker with mild germophobia. She likes being on her own, hates being held back by others, and hates people blocking her way even more. While other players scream, cry, and huddle together to survive in the dungeons, Shang Qiu squ 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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You can check it out, no CP, a copy of the National Games, a female video article

122 诡 Eerie: An Ordinary, Helpful Good Samaritan Picks Up Junk Online 诡异：普通热心好人在线捡破烂 Fulfilled Wish合愿Mystery66k WordsOngoing “What paranormal stuff? I just picked up another cardboard box.” The paper effigy shop owner Xie Zhi happily stows it away, unconvinced. “Huh? What's this? A doll? Never mind, I'll take it.” “You say this doll is an S-rank horror? Give me a break!” Everyone watches the S-rank horror sitting perfectly still in Xie Zhi's hands, overcome with deep self-doubt. He's just an ordinary, kindhearted citizen who likes doing good deeds and picking up junk. The horrors: “You're lying! You're lying!! Don't c —Reads—Score—Shelves

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[Cry][cry]

123 快 Quick Transmigration: Host, How Can You Eat Everything? 快穿：宿主怎么什么都吃 Dean of the Infinite Imagination Institute脑洞无限大院长Modern Romance270k WordsCompleted 211, abandoned by its former Host, came across a strange wildling who swallowed it whole from the start... Later, it bonded with the wildling and took her to various worlds to complete missions. The wildling's combat ability is outrageously strong. If she weren't trying to earn more merit, she might kill everyone who got in the way of the missions, including 211... This story has no romance pairing. The writing isn't great, and you can skip any worlds you don't like. Writing isn't easy, so ple 196Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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Didi didi didi

124 炮 Side Character, Don’t Be Afraid! Your Host Is Coming with a Blade 炮灰女配你别怕！宿主她提刀来了 Please Don't Add Cilantro千万别放香菜Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted [No CP + refreshing article + strong woman + scumbag abuse + slap in the face] Ji Ning is on a mission. Fortunately, she is bound to a system that calls herself No. 1018, And her soul is pulled into the system space. In order to survive, Ji Ning travels through various dimensions to fulfill the wishes of those cannon fodder with deep obsessions. Unexpectedly, the novice mission encountered Shura Field at the beginning, and Ji Ning was haunted by a female ghost as soon as he entered the plane! Ji 85Reads—Score—Shelves

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Don't miss it if you pass by~

125 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Mighty and Majestic 快穿：宿主她威武雄壮 Coconut Bread椰蓉面包Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance, weak logic, kind of funny, and the Host has a very unusual way of thinking] In a nutshell: The Host has a brick in hand and every plot in the world at her disposal. Breaking the plot? No big deal. Don't panic, it's all routine! In a modern CEO romance tragedy, the male lead tells the Host to spend three years behind bars. The Host thinks he's underestimating her: only three years? So she smacks him with a brick and sends him to the hospital, granting his wish to spend the rest of 101Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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These two books should be more funny. In the first one, they are really funny. In the second one, the system calls the protagonist Lao Liu.

126 主 The Streamer Purrs, I Go Wild: A Night of Nonstop Fun 主播发嗲我发癫，乐子狂欢彻夜天 Hairpin簪子Modern Romance110k WordsCompleted [Voice livestreaming + gossip + no romance + going wild + face-slapping] (You can learn livestreaming tricks and a little tarot knowledge in this book, then use them to cheat physically by hearing people's thoughts and ditch the System to go solo.) After Zhou Ziying was played for a fool in love, she decided that what goes around comes around. After her heartbreak, she was going to become a succubus who really knew how to handle romance! And so she set out to become a voice-streamer... But while 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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No CP! Happy divination, start making complaints about eating melons [blowing kisses]

127 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is the Big Boss of the Big Bosses 快穿：宿主她是大佬界的扛把子 Mu Shiqi暮十七Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance] [Strong female lead] [Quick Transmigration] System: Dear Host, could you please try to focus just a little while doing your missions? Ming Li glanced at the System. “I’ll consider it.” System: ... The System cried itself unconscious in the space. Weren’t Hosts supposed to get along lovingly with their Systems? Weren’t they all supposed to complete their missions with enthusiasm? Watching its Host dominate every plane, the System felt like the world had no love left in it. Then, one 14.2kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves

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In the early stage of "Textbook", Mo Shen was not very funny, but the style of painting changed in the third world. There is no CP, but there are followers, but Mo Shen is not interested in it. About patriotism, more than two thousand chapters have been updated. Anyway, I am rare. 👉👈 "Carrying the Boss" has no CP, it is very funny, but there is a knife in the middle, no ambiguity, the protagonist is violent and direct, it is good to watch!!! "Breaking Bad" is also very funny. It has a CP, but it just doesn't come out. You can watch it. It's really funny. The protagonist of "The Widow" is invincible, okay? It's so old, and one of the funny ones, but I have some aesthetic issues, but I like it 🌝 "Da" is a heartthrob, seems to have no CP, but it's also very funny, "Wise Men Don't Fall in Love" is really funny! No CP, the protagonist's life experience is mysterious

129 无 Infinite: Fools Lead the Way, Turning the World Upside Down 无限：沙雕开路，天翻地覆 Sweet Corn Is Delicious水果玉米好吃Modern Romance4.2M WordsOngoing [No romance + standalone instances + goofy humor + dual Systems + teammates, but the heroine is absolutely the strongest. She only gives her teammates supplies she can't use herself + friendly relationship with the System + the heroine is incredibly lucky] Just as the Weakling Improvement System is about to bind to Ling Du, who died in a car accident, both of them are selected by the central AI of the Infinite Instance worlds. The Weakling Improvement System takes the form of a toad and falls in 2.2kReads7.1Score206Shelves

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No CP + sand sculpture heroine + dual systems + European emperor, after the heroine was bound by the weak transformation system, one person was sucked into the world of infinite copies. The weak transformation system is still a toad! In the weak transformation system, you can draw prizes and visit the discount area of ​​the mall. There are transfer stations in the wireless dungeon world, where you can learn and entertain in gladiatorial combat. After the heroine passes through the first world, she numerically crushes the competitors of the same level and KOs with one punch.

130 小 My Little Martial Uncle Really Doesn't Push Herself. She Just Wants to Kill the Female Lead 小师叔真不卷，她只想杀女主而已 Mo Caiwei莫采薇Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast] [People say the blurb did this book a disservice. I'm no good at writing blurbs, so just read the story.] Reincarnated as a doomed female supporting character destined for a gruesome death? No problem. Kill the heroine from the start, wreck the plot, and reset everything. This time, I'm the heroine. The original heroine was a pitiful girl born to a concubine. She had a lowly start but a powerful protagonist's aura. No matter what danger she faced, she always escaped disaster, ros 77.9kReads9.5Score10kShelves

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There is currently no CP for this, it's super nice, funny and relaxing

131 当 A Goofball Enters a Horror Game (Infinite) 当沙雕进入恐怖游戏（无限） Master Ji纪员外Modern Romance4.3M WordsOngoing The story of Zhao Chengcheng, a goofy girl who enters a horror game and, through all kinds of outrageous antics, gets mistaken for everyone's dream guy and dream girl. Pros: Fearless, wildly unconventional, strong, beautiful, and impossible to flirt with. Cons: A troublemaker who's mean and shameless, single-minded, sharp-tongued and petty, and impossible to flirt with. The heroine's personality: Husky + beagle The hero's personality: ... What are you thinking? There is no male lead. The clo 46Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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Come take a look at this, I guarantee you will never be afraid of ghosts again

132 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 14.2kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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This book is very good

133 让 I Asked You to Manage the Special Talents Class, So How Did They All Become Top Students? 让你代管特长班，怎么全成学霸了？ A Heart Facing the Sun向阳的心Urban3.6M WordsCompleted Three homeroom teachers have been driven away in just two months. When it comes to Class Seven, the special-track class for underachievers known as a teacher’s battlefield and a playground for poor students, even with the director of studies offering sky-high pay, the veteran teachers sit as still as mountains. Not one is willing to take the job. Just then, Chen Chu, a trainee teacher, activates the Strongest Teaching System. He volunteers to become Class Seven’s new homeroom teacher, starting f 4.3kReads9.6Score520Shelves

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... Less, and wait a minute

144 师 My Junior Sister Goes Berserk and Gets Rich, Then Reaches Godhood by Courting Death 师妹发癫暴富，作死一路成神 Warm Water Warms Itself温水自温Ancient Romance627k WordsCompleted No CP, no System, not a wish-fulfillment story, no brainless plot, no face-slapping, no doting on the protagonist by everyone. Half sweet, half angst. The heroine is weak early on, and there are lots of foreshadowing details. Don't read if that bothers you. Synopsis: After finally winning 300 million in the lottery, she transmigrated into a book without spending a single cent. In a fit of anger, she first destroyed the System, then transmigrated as a villainess. She could go home if she died, so 133Reads—Score—Shelves

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It could have been!! (No cp + group portrait + funny cultivator + strong female) 300 million has arrived and is about to sail away. In the blink of an eye, I will travel through time. Is it the destruction of human nature or the loss of morality? The good news is that if you dress up as a vicious female supporting character who does all kinds of evil, you can wear it back when you are killed. She looked at her subordinates with interest and said, "Dear, I think the sword on your waist is good. Can you stab me?" Subordinate os: Did she order me? When you draw your sword, you have to wipe it on your own neck. Lu Zhezhi stopped him. This subordinate had a problem with his understanding. It doesn't matter, the people who want to kill her can be lined up from Antarctica to the North Pole, and he is not missing. The second man was so beautiful that she decided to wear it back and look for him to be her favorite. She pretended to be teasing, and the second male lead became so angry that he tried to put a protective seal on her. Lu Zhezhi, "..." Is this person a m? In desperation, she slapped the stone and stamped it on the stone. The second male vomited three mouthfuls of blood on the spot, but refused to kill him. Damn it, he was such a muck. The third male was chatting about her boudoir that night, and was moaning before killing her. Lu Zhezhi hit him on the head with a pillow, "The villain dies because he talks too much. If you don't understand, do it quickly." As a result, the third male tried to block the knife from the male protagonist. On the first day of the book, the male protagonist died, but he died because he blocked the knife for me. What? Later, Lu Zhezhi joined the cannon fodder sect that was wiped out by the heroine. The four senior brothers all liked the heroine. They were crazy about love and killed each other because of love. Lu Zhezhi originally wanted to watch them destroy themselves indifferently, but was moved by their true feelings. Senior brother, step back, and junior sister will take you to fly.

145 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 66.9kReads—Score611Shelves

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Funny without cp

146 都 The Apocalypse Is Here, So Why Bother Competing? Stockpile Supplies! 都末日了还内卷啥呢？囤物资啊 Black-and-White Octopus黑白色章鱼Sci-Fi & Apocalypse563k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + space + reborn + frantically stockpiling supplies + no romance] (No male lead, so feel free to ship anyone you like.) Qin Sheng survived for three years in the Apocalypse, finally outlasting the boss and taking over as second-in-command. But before she could enjoy her new life, she woke up to find herself reborn two months before the Apocalypse! She had worked so hard to claw her way up to become the big boss! Before she could even throw her weight around, the heavens sent her back 45kReads9.2Score4.9kShelves

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It's a good book at the bottom of the box, take it. Five of the female videos and one of the male videos have no censorship. They are very interesting [Learned]

148 走 Why Have the Side Characters Following the Plot Turned into Such Goofballs Again? 走剧情的配角们怎么又沙雕了？ Little Leaf Chong虫小叶Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No CP + infinite-flow + group transmigration + absurd comedy + a little mind-bending] A crisis strikes! People who fall into a deep sleep are randomly dragged into illusions. If they can’t get out, they die! Qin Qing never expected that staying up late to binge a show would lead to her closing her eyes and waking up in a completely different world. What the heck! Did I transmigrate? To return to their bodies in the real world, a group of equally unlucky people chosen by the illusions are forced 4.5kReads9.3Score616Shelves

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Absolutely no CP, the female protagonist has teammates, no male protagonist, the world is sober and does not talk about relationships, the IQ is normal online, the plot is reasonable and Golden Finger is not exaggerated, there is no forced intelligence, there is no stupidity, there is no brainless pet

149 快 Quick Transmigration: I Became the Savior Despite Being the Source of All Evil 快穿之万恶之源的我成了救世主 Da Da Ers哒哒儿sModern Romance955k WordsCompleted [No Romance + Big Shot + Building a Career + Lighthearted Comedy] Ying Yin, who has been asleep in the Abyss of All Evil, is unexpectedly bound to a System calling itself a Peacekeeping Assistant. It even wants her to save the world? This is just too amusing! 8847 never expected that the Host it bound on a whim would turn out to be a bona fide big shot! The super-supportive assistant quickly becomes an expert at shameless flattery, spending every day either watching the big shot crush villains o 492Reads9.0Score108Shelves

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These two books are great without CP!!! I have almost recommended the first book n times, and both books are one of my treasures. The treasures must be shared together. !! My favorite is the second one [licking the screen]