Please Recommend Hilarious, Well-Written No-CP Stories! I'm Out of Books to Read! 跪求无cp文，爆笑文笔好的，人家书荒了！
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Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下，剑挽天华
[Feel-good power fantasy] Originally titled My Money, Your Life: We're Both Crazy and The Unmatched Little Jinx. Someone had set a trap to make everyone turn against me. “It's fine, I have a System…” Luo Yinyou reassured herself. “Even if the System is a total troll!” The world order shifted, the distribution of fortune changed, and countless geniuses emerged. Among them, the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island shone brightest, hailed as the strongest Divine Soul Realm cultivator of the age! “Ye
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Species Observation Bureau 物种观察局
After chaos engulfed the land, rumors spread among the people. The most famous one was: The Holy Court would choose a new emperor to end the wars, and from then on, the people would live in peace and prosperity. Shi Shu had just killed someone. When she learned that Gu Jiangnan was nearby, she changed into clean clothes and made sure there wasn’t the slightest trace of blood on her before going to meet her. The person on the steps wore a long robe, appearing utterly holy beneath the golden s
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Her Majesty Works Every Day to Earn Merit 尊上她每天都在为功德努力
(This novel has no romance; the plot is entirely driven by missions.) The new god Si Bujun travels to three thousand small worlds to accumulate merit for her cultivation, embarking on a quick transmigration journey. At first, the System decides this Host is far too fierce and tries to put her in her place. Instead, the Host disciplines it. Not only does it take human form to help her complete her missions, it is also forced to address her as “Your Excellency”... (The first world could have been
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Dawn Within the Cage 樊笼内的破晓
Some people are born trapped in a cage. Invisible barriers, woven from the soil of one’s upbringing, the path laid out in advance, the constraints of one’s surroundings, the cocoon of one’s perceptions, and the shackles of morality, build a cold, solid cage that holds her captive. She is raised within it, as if this were all life could ever be. If she does not awaken, if she does not save herself, the ending is clear: the cage will silently devour her, and she will vanish in a slow death. Yet de
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Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统：我靠砸钱打穿星际
[Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A
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The Capital’s Unhinged Tough Guy and His Chaotic Daily Life 京城滚刀肉癫癫日常
[Meme humor + Absurdity + Unhinged antics + Lighthearted daily life + Invincible heroine + No official couple, ship whoever you want] Jiang Miao: Stop trying to help people. Just laugh at their fate. But then again, if the money's right, I'll gladly give your fate a couple of extra stabs! After dumping three High Gods, Jiang Miao is exposed and flees to the mortal realm. She takes over the body of the Xuan Yuan Marquis household's fake heiress, who has lost her memory. The marquis household is s
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Humans and Ghosts Each Have Their Own Way, but I'll Walk Both 人鬼各有道，我偏要脚踏两道
A one-of-a-kind heartwarming story about people and ghosts. He Qiu met the little ghost Yixiu when she was seven. A girl and a ghost, both alone and helpless, support and encourage each other through hardship. He Qiu grows up day by day, while Yixiu remains seven years old. At sixteen, He Qiu is forced to drop out of school and go to the city to work as a nanny. After enduring countless difficulties, she finally finds her footing in the city. To protect Yixiu, she also becomes a medium. He Qiu’s
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The Fate Reader Who Peers Into Heaven's Secrets 命相师窥天机
[The short drama and comic adaptation are now available] First comes fate, then luck, then feng shui; fourth, accumulate good karma; fifth, study; sixth, choose a name; seventh, read faces; eighth, honor the gods; ninth, make friends with benefactors; tenth, maintain your health. Eighteen years ago, an old Daoist priest found an abandoned baby in the mountains. Eighteen years later, a young feng shui master left his temple and came down from the mountain. Over the years, Jiang Chen learned all m
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Seeking the Way in the Legal World 律界问道
[Comeback and growth + charming lawyer + mysteries surrounding cold cases + officialdom and workplace + wits and will] He turns his life around, with Death brushing past him several times. A string of cold cases remain shrouded in mystery...
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The Max-Level Expert Has No Feelings (Quick Transmigration) 满级大佬她么得感情（快穿）
(No CP, feel-good, powerful, no logic) An Qiao, a genius talisman master who cultivates through talismans, was betrayed by her disciple while undergoing tribulation. Her tribulation failed, and just as her soul was about to dissipate, she sensed a force of space, seized the System, and forcibly bound it to herself. To survive, An Qiao takes on mission after mission, never doing things the usual way. She is determined to let the male and female leads run wild, so she can complete her tasks. This
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Quick Transmigration: My Host Is Frail and Helpless, but Completely Unhinged 快穿疯批：我那宿主柔弱不能自理
In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n
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The Quick-Transmigration Big Shot Becomes a Tragic Villainess 快穿大佬穿成悲惨女配
[Quick Transmigration + No Romance + Strong Female Lead + Satisfying Power Fantasy] As a freak with an off-the-charts danger level, Ning Shu wears a mask of gentle refinement, hiding every murderous intent behind a smile. After death, she teams up with the Wish Fulfillment Life System. From then on, she wreaks havoc across all three thousand worlds! In an entertainment-industry novel, she’s the female lead’s foil: her parents are stolen from her, her career is destroyed, and her reputation is le
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She’s Short on Money in the Five Elements 她五行缺钱【玄学】
Jiang Yi was kidnapped at the age of five and unexpectedly became the 108th successor of an obscure Daoist temple. The one who raised her and taught her everything was a wisp of the temple’s founding matriarch’s soul, which had remained inside her memorial tablet. Her temple was nothing more than a ramshackle shack made from discarded boards that mountain hunters didn’t want. It had no running water or electricity. Even dog-litter mushrooms grew between the floorboards. After they came down the
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So What If I'm a God? In China, I'm Still Just a College Bro 神明又如何，在华夏也只能当男大
[No Romance + No System + Funny and Lighthearted + Everyday Urban Life] The hilarious everyday life of an otherworldly plant god transmigrated into a college student!! An outsider god starts a business on the land of Huaxia… A story of fighting, losing, and getting back up to fight again… A breathtakingly inspiring tale that will move you to tears! Shocking! It’s a reverse-transmigration story with a light, everyday feel, no angst and no romantic tension. Stunning! The most unbelievably deliciou
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Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱
Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money.
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