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  1. 551 Reincarnated as a Villain: I’m Really Not a Lo*icon 转生反派:我真的不是萝莉控 Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing Ye Wangchuan had spent eighteen years reincarnated in a fantasy world. Only on his birthday did he discover that he was actually a villain! And he had no System, no rebirth, no golden finger, just some “insignificant” family connections. Sigh... This was rough. To avoid getting taken down by the Chosen One, Ye Wangchuan began paying attention to the unusual people around him. And the first Chosen One he met... Huh? Why was she a little girl? And this little girl even had a System! He could take 69.8kReads9.3Score6.2k14d adds
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  2. 552 Who Put a Celebrity in My Trunk? 谁往我车后备箱塞了个女明星? Urban1.1M WordsCompleted One day, Xu Mo was getting off work as usual when he heard a noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and took a look. A famous actress had been tossed into the trunk, bound hand and foot! What he didn’t know was that countless cameras were pointed at him. This was a brand-new kind of show. The first ordinary person selected was caught in less than an hour. But once Xu Mo was chosen, things started to take a different turn. “Holy crap, that’s not how the script goes! Xu Mo is way too intense. H 33.1kReads8.4Score2.4k14d adds
  3. 553 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒:我能刻印一切 Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 266.5kReads9.5Score22k14d adds
  4. 554 Genshin Impact: I’m The Envoy of Snezhnaya 原神之我是至冬使节 Anime Fanfiction6.2M WordsOngoing As the newly appointed twelfth Harbinger, known as the Instructor, Bai Luo admits he’s a little nervous. The Tsaritsa has given him a mission: travel to Inazuma as an envoy from Snezhnaya. As someone who transmigrated, he knows exactly what will happen if he goes to Inazuma: the Raiden Shogun will absolutely annihilate him. But if he refuses to go, the Tsaritsa will annihilate him instead. So he chooses Teyvat’s time-honored tradition: slacking off. 50.4kReads9.7Score3.6k14d adds
  5. 555 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Still Run with the Gangsters? 都重生了谁还混社会 Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Short drama: "Loyal to the Skies: Starting Over" is now streaming The novel was originally titled "Now That I've Been Reborn, Who Would Still Run With Gangs?" [Reborn + business + lots of underlings + no groveling + no cowardice + taking the righteous path + law-abiding] A big shot from the underworld returns to 2010. Should he repeat his old mistakes and keep running with gangs, or abandon his underlings and take the road to a brighter future? No! I won't choose! In this life, I, Qin Jiang, wil 142.8kReads9.3Score14.7k14d adds
  6. 556 I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become a Top-Tier Star? 只想摆烂的我,怎么成顶流巨星了 Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t 5.8kReads8.4Score29014d adds
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  7. 557 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播:开局一句话气哭校花 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 10.1kReads9.2Score74014d adds
  8. 558 You Were Reborn to Make Up for Your Regrets, Yet You Take the School Beauty for Yourself 让你重生弥补遗憾,你却霸占校花 Urban3.6M WordsCompleted [Have you ever regretted anything?] Lying in his hospital bed, Lu Yiming looked back on his life and thought of all the things he regretted. Did he really want to turn evil? He didn't want to be all alone, either! But fate had other plans. Reborn into a new life, he finds himself at the crossroads of his life from the start. This time, Lu Yiming will live life on his own terms. Don't call me a spoiled rich kid. If I'm going to be one, I'll be the greatest spoiled rich kid of all! Su Rongrong, th 39.6kReads8.3Score10.5k14d adds
  9. 559 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙,没让你祸害修仙界啊! Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 173.7kReads9.1Score24.1k14d adds
  10. 560 Showbiz: The More You Insult Me, the More Excited I Get! 娱乐:你们越骂,我就越兴奋! Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + showbiz + lighthearted comedy + cunning schemer + maximum swagger!!!] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and is blacklisted by the entertainment industry from the start. He plans to break into the music scene by serving as a judge on a music variety show, but the contestants mock him. Just then, the Negative Energy System activates. A Gui: “You’re a washed-up pretty boy. What gives you the right to judge me?” Su Chen: “I have no right? You sing worse than a dog! 7.8kReads8.4Score51814d adds
  11. 561 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤,差点笑死观众 Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 13kReads8.9Score83814d adds
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  12. 562 You Asked Me to Join a Dating Show, So I Turned Around and Took Down a Top-Tier Star! 让你参加恋综,你反手锤爆顶流! Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + ridiculous antics + showbiz + gossip + System + romance] Season Six of the dating show Love and Happiness kept setting trending topics ablaze with its extravagant lineup of guests and all sorts of bizarre segments. After two episodes, every guest's fanbase had exploded, except for Jin Yi, an obscure actress from the eighteenth tier, who was mocked mercilessly and whose reputation had completely collapsed. Then the third episode began airing Jin Yi had just realized sh 23.3kReads8.7Score3.1k14d adds
  13. 563 My System Ability Is to Reverse Extremes 我的系统能力是两极反转 Urban104k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + multiple heroines + scheming male lead + fast-paced] Su Shichen has been plagued by bad luck ever since he was a child. At eighteen, he gets into a terrible car accident and is on the verge of death when he unexpectedly awakens the Reversal System. You kindly help an old lady, only to be falsely accused and extorted for two hundred thousand? I'll reverse the situation and bankrupt you! You want to bully me and show off in front of the campus beauty? I'll reverse the situat 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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  14. 564 Livestream Check-In: Innate Abstract Saint Physique! 直播打卡:先天抽象圣体! Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming, comedy, absurdity, multiple women, female streamers, actresses, and a landlady!] Li Yunfeng received a livestream check-in System after stepping in to help someone in danger. From the start, he was blessed with a naturally absurd disposition. From then on, his livestreams were full of bizarre antics. While livestreaming from the hospital after getting hurt helping someone, he met an old man whose testicles had been removed. “I mean, they're not useful anyway. If you want them, yo 13.4kReads8.4Score80314d adds
  15. 565 EN Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape 飒爆!发癫后和暴君联手整顿恋综 Modern Romance423k WordsCompleted (Celebrity dog trainer sister x secretly delighted tyrant guy) (Going wild + absurd comedy + hilarious + dating show + livestreaming + face-slapping + super sweet + both leads are romantically inexperienced) If you can make every male contestant on this dating show hate you, you’ll win a huge fortune. Su Mian: “Leave it to me. I’m an expert at playing with men.” The untamed CEO gets addicted to 4G energy drinks, so she livestreams him having explosive diarrhea. She plays house with the refined d 5kReads9.2Score95614d adds
  16. 566 Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师:我淋过雨,你们想撑伞 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 16.4kReads9.3Score1.8k14d adds
  17. 567 I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我,摸鱼达人,骚操作惊呆白富美 Urban2.8M WordsCompleted Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “ 40.8kReads8.5Score4.1k14d adds
  18. 568 Born of a Corpse, Carried in a Ghost's Coffin 尸生子,鬼抬棺 Mystery3.3M WordsCompleted In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse! 213.6kReads9.6Score25.4k14d adds
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  19. 569 EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.2kReads9.6Score18.1k14d adds
  20. 570 After Quitting, I Take on Career Challenges and Let Loose 解约后,我在职业挑战,放飞自我 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Lin Shu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a minor celebrity on the edge of the eighteenth tier, freshly dropped by his talent agency. To earn some money for living expenses, he signs up for a livestream program called “Career Challenge.” On the first day, the other contestants draw jobs like video game tester and food critic, all sorts of glamorous work! Only Lin Shu draws the most down-to-earth job of all: construction laborer! Bad luck on the first day isn't a big deal. Maybe he'll 6kReads9.0Score44214d adds
  21. 571 I Tell Fortunes, You Go to Jail, and the Police Station’s Performance Is 666 我算命,你进狱,警局业绩666 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + fortune-telling + metaphysics + ghost hunting + no romance + satisfying read + goofy humor + everyone’s favorite] Shi Yi spent fifteen hundred years making her way in the underworld. At last, just as Emperor Fengdu’s term was about to end, he waved his hand and sent her back to the human world. Before she left, seeing as she was returning to the human world for the first time, Emperor Fengdu took pity on her and sent her off with two bills of underworld currency. Shi Yi: ... Ret 15.7kReads9.3Score2.2k14d adds
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  22. 572 The Global Creator 全球创作家 Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [No System + Pure Wish Fulfillment + No Angsty Plotlines] After enduring trials across dozens of worlds and mastering every skill, Lu Xun was on his way back to Earth when he stumbled into Blue Star and unexpectedly became a composer. Composing music came naturally to him. Acting was a piece of cake. Writing books was effortless. Playing the piano was no big deal. Fortune-telling, though, was the real deal! He made the legendary superstar. He turned him into a celebrated movie emperor. If he 34.2kReads9.4Score2.7k14d adds
  23. 573 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Really Not the Sixth Elder 灵气复苏:我真的不是老六啊 Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + supernatural powers + cheeky antics + shamelessness + silliness] After taking a nap, Lin Yan finds himself in a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. My System is determined to make me a sneaky schemer. What am I supposed to do? The synopsis can't do it justice. Please head to the main story. 6.7kReads7.8Score61514d adds
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  24. 574 Variety Show: I'm a Star, So Why Did You Give Me a Spooky Skill? 综艺:我明星,你给我阴间技能? Urban596k WordsCompleted Lin Chen, who has transmigrated into this world as a fresh-faced young man, joins a reality show called Career Challenge. But no one expects him to send the entire production off the rails. “We asked you to deliver food, so why are you playing five games at once for customers at an internet cafe, with a 10–0 score after ten minutes?” “We asked you to act like a beggar, so why are you smashing stones on your chest in the street, pounding your head with bricks like your life depends on it?” “We as 18.5kReads9.0Score1.5k14d adds
  25. 575 From the Start: I Begin by Beating Up Zhu Yuanzhang 开局:从揍朱元璋开始 Historical703k WordsCompleted The Myriad Worlds + gritty and intense + heartbreaking regrets + ... In a garden at a manor somewhere in Miami, Zhu Yuanzhang crouched in a corner with his head in his hands, pitifully looking at Zhu Xingzu, who had a cigar in his mouth. “Bro, stop hitting me! I was wrong!” Zhu Biao and Zhu Di massaged Zhu Xingzu’s shoulders and back like a pair of lackeys. “Third Uncle, this won’t teach Father a lesson. How about I go fetch the Zhu family rules and we give him a taste of the cane?” Zhu Xiong 977Reads6.4Score—14d adds
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  26. 576 From the Start, I Had My Brother Try It First to See If There Were Any Side Effects 开局让兄弟先试下有没有副作用 Urban361k WordsOngoing [Try Not to Laugh] [High-Martial-Arts Setting] [System] [Transmigration] [Not Invincible] Jiang Xi... where is this? Where's my System? System, get out here, quick! I can't take this anymore! [Ding! Binding failed...] “Li Hao, be good and take this medicine.” Li Hao, who was as furious as if he'd been fitted with an engine, roared: “Jiang Xi, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like some guy living the good life?” Meanwhile, Jiang Xi was circling around the pond like a little submarin 122Reads—Score514d adds
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  27. 577 My Senior Brother the Villain Is Unreliable, So I'd Better Rely on Myself 反派师兄不靠谱我还是自强不息吧 Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A little silly, a little funny, a little too mischievous. If you want serious cultivation fiction, don’t read this] Chu Ge wakes up one day as a cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. In the early stages, when the heroine has no spirit stones, the cannon-fodder villainess becomes her walking cash pouch. In the middle, when the heroine’s spiritual root is damaged, the cannon fodder is made to give hers up. Later, when the heroine is targeted for assassination, the cannon fodder becomes 3.8kReads8.9Score50414d adds
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  28. 578 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播:所里快蹲不下了 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 20.4kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds
  29. 579 A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士? Mystery4.1M WordsOngoing [Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo 220.5kReads9.1Score23.8k14d adds
  30. 580 Mecha Girl Era: All My Mecha Girls Are World-Class 机娘纪元:我的机娘都是世界级 Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Mecha Girls] + [Racing] + [Sweet Romance and Growth] + [Tomato’s only top-tier star racing novel] Once highly sought after by racing clubs, the top mecha girl is now ignored by everyone at the scrapyard. No one is willing to bond with her, even if she offers herself for free. She’s an “assassin race car” with unbeatable acceleration but terrible handling. Su Nian, a top racing driver from Earth, had hoped to make his mark in a world where racing technology lagged behind and success depended ent 21.5kReads9.7Score2.6k14d adds
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  31. 581 The Outcast: Can Being Shameless Make Me Stronger? Then I'm Invincible 一人:缺德就能变强?那我无敌了 Anime Fanfiction265k WordsOngoing [The Outcast + Expert mischief-making + Tons of outrageous stunts + Absurd comedy + Invincible + Hilarious + Shaolin + Fanfiction + Wish fulfillment] Zhang Feng was reborn into the world of The Outcast, becoming the third disciple most beloved by Lingyin Temple’s abbot Jie Kong, one of the Ten Elders. But after Zhang Feng bound himself to the Shamelessness Makes You Stronger System, his many irreverent deeds, from eating offerings meant for the Buddha to spending the temple’s incense money and c 256Reads6.4Score—14d adds
  32. 582 A Common Man Takes the Stage 匹夫驾到 Urban2.4M WordsCompleted (Signed for print publication) (One heroine, no System, not a power fantasy, Chinese-style supernatural abilities) Among the infinite parallel worlds, there is a special world called Nanke, and a special group of people known as Calamity Exorcists. They soar through the skies and burrow underground, know the past and present, and travel between parallel worlds in different eras to carry out missions. A young man who calls himself a commoner is chosen by fate to enter Nanke’s mysterious academy, 76.1kReads9.4Score7.7k14d adds
  33. 583 Fiction Becomes Reality: Is Your Junkie Act Really That Convincing? Investigate Him 戏假成真:演瘾君子这么像?查他 Urban4.6M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an unknown extra. After finally signing up for the hit variety show What Is an Actor?, he runs into a well-connected internet celebrity in the very first round of auditions. The fix is in, and he gets the worst script. He has to play a drug addict. At the critical moment, the “Make-Believe Becomes Reality” System successfully binds to him. [Ding! Target role: drug addict. Congratulations, Host, you are now a real drug addict.] What the hell 102.1kReads8.4Score12k14d adds
  34. 584 The Falling Leaves Have Their Own Intentions 落苏有意 Mystery440k WordsCompleted My background is a mystery, and I was born with Yin-Yang Eyes. After coming of age, I was chosen to enter the underworld and became a low-ranking official. All around me, a multitude of baffling, mysterious cases unfold... 7.3kReads9.1Score74514d adds
  35. 585 My Years as a Husky 我做二哈那些年 Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Zhou Shiqi is a little flustered. How did he end up as a dog, and not even a fighting dog, but a husky who couldn’t win a fight to save his life?! From then on, Zhou Shiqi lives in misery every day… Watching two scantily dressed young women wander around the room, he discreetly wipes away a couple of nosebleeds and thinks to himself that being someone’s dog might not be so hard to accept after all! 146Reads7.9Score—14d adds
  36. 586 Hiking Livestream: A Fact-Checking Team Has Me in Its Sights from the Start 徒步直播:开局被打假团队盯上了 Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Livestream + System + hilarious comedy + bullet-comment culture + cutting-edge technology + multiple female supporting characters] Lin Chen transmigrates into an outdoor livestreamer hiking National Highway 318, and the action begins from the start! His skin absorbs solar energy, granting him the Shadowless Kick of Foshan, which he uses to kick an off-road vehicle! On the road, Lin Chen casually sings songs that shoot straight to the top of the charts. His drone-like livestreaming phone attract 6.3kReads9.0Score71614d adds
  37. 587 You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子,你给我等着! Ancient Romance629k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last 6kReads9.0Score74314d adds
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  38. 588 A Mad Couple in the 1970s 七零年代疯批夫妇 Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Historical era + green tea schemer + obsessive love + unhinged + powerful lead + everyday family life + pocket dimension + food + healing + transmigrate into a book This is the story of two unfortunate souls saving each other. After transmigrating into the countryside as a little orphan, Ming Dai meets Zhou Sinian, a mad powerful man who loves wearing red headscarves. Under the protection of his reputation, she manages to establish herself in the village. Zhou Sinian was a cannon-fodder characte 106.5kReads9.3Score10.8k14d adds
  39. 589 Livestream Challenge: Take Off a Little Girl's Socks, Put Them on Your Head, and Go Withdraw Money 直播挑战,脱萝莉袜子套头去取钱 Urban917k WordsOngoing (Hilarious + absurd + livestreaming + showing off + causing a scene + tycoon behavior. An absolutely hilarious, satisfying read that you won't be able to put down!!!) Fang Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a small-time streamer. He livestreams a visit to a massage parlor, only to find that the masseuse who shows up is his own girlfriend! Just as Fang Ming is losing all hope, he gets bound to a livestream challenge System! (Ding! The Contrast Livestream Challenge System has been 76Reads8.8Score—14d adds
  40. 590 A Hilarious Chronicle of Northern Song Cuisine 舌尖上的北宋爆笑录 Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted "My name is Su Xiaotuan, the most miserable butcher's heir in Bianliang. Ever since I discovered I could hear ingredients talk, I've suffered mental torment every day. Yesterday, the carp on my chopping board sobbed that some literati had stuffed love letters into its gills, making it taste unbearably salty with ink. Today, moldy tofu cursed me out and begged me to give it a dignified death. The craziest thing is our family heirloom cleaver. Ever since Dad disappeared, it has been manifesting re 23Reads—Score—14d adds
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  41. 591 One Man, One Donkey, One Dog: The Path to Immortality 一人一驴一狗去修仙 Eastern Fantasy6.0M WordsOngoing [Sneaky and shameless + outrageously crafty + scheming + satisfying power fantasy + master of dirty tricks + lighthearted + no shame] When fighting people: “Dahei, go be the bait! Er Lyuzi, kick him in the butt while I smack the back of his head!” When fighting ghosts: “Dahei, spit blood at it! Er Lyuzi, blast it with your farts while I blow it up with a Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill!” When fighting demons: “Dahei, use triple the dose of Five-Step Drop! Er Lyuzi, get the demon-binding rope and th 17.8kReads9.2Score1.6k14d adds
  42. 592 After Reincarnating as a Wretched Old Woman, I Just Want to Live a Laid-Back Life 穿成极品老妇之后只想当咸鱼 Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted The old woman was a real piece of work. She drove her eldest daughter-in-law to her death, then doted on her second son, who passed the highest imperial exam and married the daughter of the prime minister. She even encouraged him to favor his concubine and neglect his wife. In the end, the prime minister had the whole family killed. The old woman suddenly came back reborn, only to be scared to death by what she had experienced in her previous life. Manxing, a promising 25-year-old woman, transmi 31.1kReads9.4Score4.3k14d adds
  43. 593 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后,瓜田里都是猹 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 27.9kReads9.2Score4.2k14d adds
  44. 594 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年,我们一起砍过的修仙者 Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 158.8kReads9.3Score16.6k14d adds
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  47. 597 After I Got Into Qingbei, My Underworld Boss Dad Got So Mad He Landed in the ICU 考上清北后,黑道老爹气进ICU Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama in production] [Comedy]+ [Laid-back]+ [Positive energy] Lu Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the only son of the Lu family, the biggest underworld clan in the country! Going back to his great-grandfather’s generation, his great-grandfather was an arms dealer. His grandfather was a mafia boss, and his father was the godfather of the entire country. But in Lu Chen’s generation, he declares that he’s going to study hard, become a beacon of righteousness, and give back 3.6kReads8.3Score38214d adds
  48. 598 EN The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临?我先降临! Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.8M WordsCompleted [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 401.1kReads9.2Score33.6k14d adds
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  49. 599 Siheyuan: Wang Dapeng the Jester's Happy Life 四合院,乐子人王大鹏的快乐人生 Male-Channel Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted A hilarious, low-conflict period piece set in a Beijing courtyard, with a scheming protagonist, a professional troublemaker, and a real scoundrel's way of doing things. Wang Dapeng transmigrates into a courtyard full of villains, where he goes head-to-head with the residents and discovers that his reputation is taking a hit. His motto is: if you can't adapt to your surroundings, make them adapt to you. If you get soaked, don't let your opponents have umbrellas. So Wang Dapeng decides to make sur 60.4kReads8.9Score2.7k14d adds
  50. 600 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我,被选中参加规则怪谈 Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 56.9kReads9.6Score6.3k14d adds

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