Any Hilarious Xuanhuan Novels with a Shameless, Over-the-Top Protagonist and Funny Catchphrases? 超级装逼，很贱，有搞笑语录的小说没有，要求玄幻
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The Pinnacle of Nowhere 1 无人之巅1
I went into the underworld because I didn’t want to be bullied... I stepped into the darkness so I’d never have to turn my back on it again. I cast aside my conscience and sharpened my claws, trampling underfoot each person who had once humiliated me.
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My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！
[Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing
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- 103 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 639Reads—Score4714d adds
- 104 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—14d adds
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Win Her Heart with Cunning, Reach Immortality with a Dark Heart 以心机抱美人，以腹黑登仙路
Morality, conscience, principles? Can they put food on the table? Can they make me stronger? Can they help me win the beauty of my dreams? No. Then I’ll throw them all away. With my cunning and ruthless nature, I’ll outwit cultivators across the land, claim every beauty in the world, and climb step by step to an unreachable peak.
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The Divine Tiger Blesses the Heavens 神虎佑天
Hello, everyone! This is The Divine Tiger Brush: The New Master of the Painted Realm Descends from Heaven. It's the story of a cheeky, funny, mischievous little rascal who unexpectedly awakens the bloodline of a master of painting and ventures into the Painted Realm with the Divine Tiger Brush~ Please give it a five-star rating, comment, like, follow, save, and keep reading. Thank you, everyone! 🫶🫶🫶 A lighthearted comedy with no angst, and a passionate young hero who never has to suffer in silen
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The Spoiled Young Master Wants to Cultivate Immortality 纨绔少爷要修仙
(Comedy, traditional fantasy, coming-of-age, wish fulfillment...) Transmigrated as Kyoto’s biggest young wastrel, he lives it up to the fullest! The emperor actually arranges for him to marry an enormous princess. He has to run away! To win the heart of a fairy, he decisively takes up cultivation! What? This young master is a good-for-nothing at cultivation...?
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I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙
A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea
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Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色，我只是想有个家
Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home
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- 110 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 80Reads—Score—14d adds
- 111 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 74Reads—Score214d adds
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The Great Era: The Mystic Sect’s Military Strategist 大时代之玄门军师
In a nutshell: The wolves of Wall Street, the kingpins of Hong Kong, and the financial sharks of the mainland all thought he was a harmless little fox. Only after they lost everything, landed behind bars, and wished they were dead did they realize: this guy was an old celestial master in human skin. My name is Jiang Jianjun. On the surface, I’m a low-key financial analyst who returned from overseas, a small-time antique shop owner, and a traditional Chinese medicine doctor at a clinic. In realit
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- 113 The Comic Tale of Sun Wukong 孙悟空笑传 I am Sun Wukong. I sprang from a crack in a rock. I had no father or mother, and I survived as a child thanks to an old female monkey who found me. But I have three secrets: First, I can hear what everyone is thinking. Second, I can talk to any animal. Third, and most importantly, anything I boast about comes true as long as someone believes me. So my life motto is simple: boast whenever you can, put on a show whenever you can, and never go easy on a prank. On Flower-Fruit Mountain, I boasted th 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 114 The Qin Empress: The Tale of Mi Yue 大秦女帝：芈月传 “My name is Mi Yue. I am from Chu, and I became the queen dowager of Qin. In my life, I have killed people, loved people, been loved, and been hated. But if I could live it all over again, I would still choose this path. Because you are on it.” In a nutshell A hilarious, wish-fulfillment tale about an illegitimate princess of Chu sent to Qin as a gift. Starting as the lowliest “Ba Zi,” she rises all the way to become Qin’s Dowager Xuan. Armed with superpowers that let her read minds and glimpse 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 115 What If I'm the Savior? 万一我是救世主 An ordinary wage slave who loves saying “what if” is told by a trash-can robot that he’s humanity’s savior. Then, while traveling through time and space, he meets twelve women with wildly different personalities, from modern-day overworked office drones to ancient beauties, from alien princesses to AI goddesses. Some want to save the world, some want to destroy it, and one just wants to ask Wang Dachui, “When are you finally going to pay me back?” 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 116 Li Xiaoyao 李逍遥 My name is Li Xiaoyao. I’m a waiter at the Cloud Come and Go Inn in Yuhang Town, and my greatest dream in life is to make money while lying down. Then a drunken Taoist latched onto me, a fairy moved into my house, and a crazy girl started chasing me around and beating me up. That’s when I realized that fate, the bastard, had dug a huge pit for me long ago. After learning a few sword-flying techniques, I thought I was on my way to the top. But what happened? I escorted a girl home and got chased 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 117 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 118 The Takeout Deliveryman Becomes an Emperor 外卖成大帝 He was a food delivery rider in an urban village, dumped, mocked, and ground into the dirt by fate. He gnawed on a cold meat bun in the rain, never knowing that a single time he had helped a stranger change a tire three years earlier was now barreling toward him in the form of five billion yuan. The Heavenly Dao Gratitude System awakened: the 3,021 acts of kindness you've shown over the past three years will be repaid with interest, in ways you could never have imagined. Overnight, he went from 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 119 Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录 In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 120 I’m Incomprehensible 我深不可测 A good-for-nothing office drone unexpectedly awakens the “Four Keeps” superpower: always leave yourself an out, hold back a little when you speak, keep a backup plan, and don't use up all your good fortune. He only wants to keep his head down and slack off, but the entire company mistakes him for a profound master. Thus begins his hilarious, forced rise to success. Li Buyi originally just wanted to keep being useless, but he discovers that the more he “holds back,” the more absurd things get: · 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 The Legacy of the Roots 根的传承 A literary record of four decades of grassroots reform in China From disputes over water and the allocation of land to mining safety reforms and financial innovation, this work depicts how reform took shape on the ground. It is not a grand narrative from official documents, but a close look at concrete problems: a well, a plot of land, a human life. Building a bridge between theory and reality Jiang Qihua says, “I have to read two books at once: one in the classroom, and one across the land of 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 122 The Handbook of Political Intrigue 权谋手册 If you think this is a serious political-strategy novel, you’re in for a laugh. Li Wudi, a low-level programmer ground down by the 996 work culture, finds a copy of The Handbook of Political Maneuvering beside a trash can. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, only to discover that everything in the book is true, but every trick comes with a catch! He “notices the small signs and predicts the big picture,” foresees his company going under, and spends all night making a ten-page Pow 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 123 Handsome Guys Have Good Luck 帅哥有好运 The day I got dumped and fired, a meteorite hit me. Lin Xiaoqiang was an unlucky office drone who couldn’t even get a seasoning packet with his instant noodles. His girlfriend of five years cheated on him with a rich second-generation heir, and his company kicked him out soon after. With nowhere else to turn, he climbed onto an unfinished building and leaped only to be hit squarely by a meteorite falling from the sky. When he woke up, the world had changed. His ex set him up and accused him of t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 124 I Think I'm a Robot 我应该是机器人 Synopsis A long novel blending science fiction, suspense, and everyday comedy, it tells the story of Jiang Qihua, a former programmer who wakes up in a strange world to find seven beautiful women beside him, all claiming to be his “wives.” And that’s only the beginning of a string of absurd events. As the story unfolds, Jiang Qihua gradually discovers the truth: he is a copy of a human consciousness implanted in a robot body. His relationship with his seven robot wives, each with a distinct pers 4Reads—Score—14d adds
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I Hunt Down Transmigrators in Ancient China 我在古代抓捕穿越者
The protagonist, Long Chen, transmigrates into an ancient world. But it turns out that world is full of transmigrators. They belong to many different factions. Long Chen, himself a transmigrator, receives a mission: eliminate every other transmigrator. …
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I, Heaven’s Rumor-Monger 我，天道谣言师
After transmigrating to a fantasy world, Chen Mo had no talent or backing and became a storyteller on the verge of losing his job. Just as he was about to pack up and run, the most irreverent Heavenly Dao Rumor System in history awakened! As long as he spread a rumor and people believed it, the rumor would become reality! Chen Mo completely let loose. “Have you heard? Zhang the Butcher in the east of town is actually a peerless Sword God hiding his identity. His butcher's cleaver is one of the t
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Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰
[Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi
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- 128 The God of Laughter's Comeback: A Pact of a Thousand Wishes 笑神的逆袭，千愿之约 “Help! Where are my imperial robes and jade tablet? Why have they all turned into these pink frilly things!” At dawn, the Jade Emperor's distraught roar rang out through the girls' dormitory. He had spent the previous night reviewing memorials in the Hall of Miraculous Mists. After waking up, he found himself in the body of a frail female student. “Xiaoshen! Did you fall in the toilet or something? Come out already, or I'm seriously going to wet myself!” Outside the bathroom door, Xu Jiaojiao's 7Reads—Score—14d adds
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After a Hundred Thousand Years of Qi Refining, I’m Already Invincible 炼气十万年，我已经无敌
[Ten Thousand Years at the Qi Refining Realm + Invincible]+ [Reviving His Sect in the Lower Realm]+ [Taking Disciples]+ [Defeating Every Villainous Sect]+ [Slaying Demons and Exorcising Evil]+ [Free Travel Between the Human, Immortal, and Demon Realms, as well as the Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth Timespaces]+ [Protagonist's Halo]+ [An Incredibly Satisfying Power Fantasy] Zuo Xiaoyu had spent a hundred thousand years in the Immortal Realm, stuck at the Qi Refining Realm. One day, he discover
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- 130 Stop Rushing Me, I’m Already Teaching the Demon Lord How to Behave 别催了，已经在教魔尊做人了 A good-for-nothing at the Qi Refining stage, yet the world-destroying Demon Venerable holds him in the palm of his hand! With useless spiritual roots and pitiful cultivation, Lu Junmo says: Sorry, my spiritual sense is maxed out, and my logic is god-tier! Reincarnated as a good-for-nothing in Tianyan, he is grabbed by the throat from the start by the strongest Demon Venerable in the Three Realms. At death’s door, he speaks up: Boss, I’ll help you make the Demon Sect bigger and stronger! Demon Ve —Reads—Score—14d adds
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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Heavenly Court Wage Slave: I’m a Saint of Slacking Off! 天庭打工人：我为摸鱼圣人！
[Hilarious Cultivation + Heavenly Court Workplace + Anti-Hustle Culture + Slacking Off + Alternate World] Ling Yun, a 996 programmer who died suddenly from overwork, gets scooped up by the Heavenly Court's HR department after death? He thought he would finally enjoy an immortal life with regular office hours and full benefits, but then he discovers that the rat race in the Heavenly Court is even more absurd! Cultivation? It's all about hitting your KPIs! Enlightenment? It's all about understandi
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